Massage Parlor Reports

**OldBoomer** · 12-15-22 13:20

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22605407.html

Yes Tara is back. She has lost quite a bit of weight. For those of you who love a full figure and great headlights, she is great; still NOT a spinner. Best body rub around and much happiness in the end. YMMV, but the Russian finish is to die for. If you are finding your AMP asking for gold and diamonds for a HJ and a little roaming, Tara is a much better choice. You can get a hair trim too. No FS. No BJ.

**RickKrungThep** · 12-15-22 12:06

I saw this post and the language seems to be more than broken English. It seems possibly mixed hip-hop slang and other words that make no sense to me. Generation gap?

https://hot.com/us/va/annandale/esco...04-4394/m-lsrH

I actually visited this place just before the lockdown. It was a bit hard to find, then I could not find parking and ended up parking across the street on the shoulder of the road. I guess I really needed relief. I drew a Chinese MT who was not young, but not old. She came in to start but them walked back out, and I started to think this is how she was going to short change me on time. I usually get 1 hour, and 90 minutes if really stressed. Sore neck from working on PC all day, and bulging #5 disk.

Her massage skills turned out to very good, I asked for hard and that is what I got. I got out of there with a so-so HE. My tip was pre-Pandemic inflation.

I had been thinking to try this place again, because I had noticed about 3 AMPs in the Annandale area that had poor reviews had taken to posting near escort type adds with FS language and X pics. This was one of those places. I think this current ad has is going to cause me to rethink my return.

Anyone check the place out recently?

**TheDrowned** · 12-15-22 11:46

Originally Posted by ThaiMeUp1 [View Original Post]

I started seeing what looks like a new ad with new pics from Joy / Baby Hua, a well reviewed local Chinese Indy provider.

I realize I should TOFTT and report back, but reviews on the other site are mixed at best. She sounds bat shit crazy at times.

Anyone make any recent visits and care the share good or bad experience before I pull the trigger?

Her ass does look appetizing I got to say.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22601547.html

Happy mongering and happy holidays. Be nice to the ladies.

If there's any provider worthy enough to incite a civil war on this forum. It's probably Baby Hua.

I've personally seen her a handful of times; albeit maybe 4 years ago at this point. First time was a pretty good experience, it was a nice 30 min and relatively inexpensive visit that was about 10 min of massage 5 min of BJ and followed by 15 min of CFS. It was a quick wham bam thank you mam and I harbored no complaints.

Truthfully speaking, I equate the visit to an ACS experience where if you want a quick finish to unload a weeks stress into someone and then bounce then you won't have any qualms with baby hua. The law of diminishing returns is prevalent with this one tho because I went to see her a second time and admittedly it was more or less the same as the first visit but markedly not better. Like the movie groundhogs day, it just felt like I was repeating the same scene from a few weeks prior.

On my third and last visit I was finally able to break the spell of De Ja Vu but it wasn't in the direction I was hoping to go. Things were certainly different this time around but in every worse way imaginable. So I arrived a bit early to my appt and she had me wait behind the door while she was "finishing" her previous client. So of course I had to wait for Mystery Monger X to dump and dash. Then when I came into the room I saw that the towels weren't changed. Coupled with bits of pubic hair and the dank smell of sex I began to wonder if she even bothered to change the sheets at all. She came in and it was all business she leaned in too close this time on the rub and I enjoy a full whiff of the penis breath emanating from her mouth. She removed her clothes after a couple minutes and got the cover and positioned herself in a way like she was a factory car ready for the next piece to get drilled into her and I realized the illusion of my paradise was finally killed and the grim reality of this profession set in. I was then tasked to perform amidst my murdered mood which was made even worse because after 10 min in she gives me the "hurry it up" signal and tells me she has a client on his way ready for his pump and dump.

I can't even recall if I even finished but what stains my mind is the overall disgust of the entire thing. One and done is probably the best thing you can do when it comes to baby hua, and I know some mongers have worse stories and will tell you not to even bother. But I do also know even more mongers who have had plenty of positive experiences, but they're probably still stuck inside the matrix doing backflips and stopping bullets and shit.

She's definitely bi-polar and has her good moods and bad moods. I can't necessarily blame her for it because if she's doing what she's doing day in and day out 30 min at a time, 11 hours a day. Well I can't imagine anyone able to retain their sanity. That's aromatherapy from the deepest and darkest plane of R’’yleh.

Still worth TOFTT tho. Afterall sometimes you have to form your own opinion.

Water forgets.

**ThaiMeUp1** · 12-15-22 07:17

I started seeing what looks like a new ad with new pics from Joy / Baby Hua, a well reviewed local Chinese Indy provider.

I realize I should TOFTT and report back, but reviews on the other site are mixed at best. She sounds bat shit crazy at times.

Anyone make any recent visits and care the share good or bad experience before I pull the trigger?

Her ass does look appetizing I got to say.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22601547.html

Happy mongering and happy holidays. Be nice to the ladies.

**BbyYodda** · 12-14-22 23:23

Hey, I will be in the Reston Herndon Elden Street area tomorrow for work. I would love to get a bbj and spend some time with an enthusiastic provider. Recently, I went to Herndon therapy and I also went to 11 both of those places let me down quite a bit since our last ones. The lady had pretty yellow teeth at HT and wow the lady at 11 had some pretty big boobs there was nothing much else to write home about that dream. I would just like a really good dream. It's been a minute and I forgot the good ones or they must have gone to new places.

**Asphalt** · 12-14-22 21:09

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

Asphalt I think you may have been with Lulu.

I reviewed Golden, (formally Franconia Wellness), a few months ago. The name changed but the owner stayed the same, but I have never met her. I visited three times and was always greeted by Lulu. At that time, she was the only one working there; maybe things have changed. Lulu definitely has a nice natural rack, but I would not refer to her as thick. She is perfect if you want to get down and dirty. On my 3rd visit I laid out $150 before the table shower. I got the full package during that session. She gives a killer BBBJ but she needs to know you. CFS doggy style is her favorite. I will admit that I gave her an extra $50 at the end. She is a great gal. I would try back.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

My experience definitely did not happen at the former Franconia Wellness. This Golden is just east of 395 on Rt 7. From your description though I think I'll head on over to the place you described.

**RedRocks1968** · 12-14-22 16:09

Trying again—anyone know where Katie, formerly of Papaya, Mikos and Paradise back in the day ended up? I know, get # if she's your ATF-I had it but deleted from contacts after text popped up in screen on car at the wrong time. No big deal, but if anyone has info, please PM me. Thanks gents!

**CoolWays** · 12-14-22 15:02

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I get that too if I try going directly to their page. Found a way to sidestep that problem. Once you get in (look for an old link in your browser history), save any ad to your "favorites. " Then just click on that to get to site, then click "northern Virginia" at the top and you'll see full menu. I have one for NoVa and one for Fredericksburg.

Awesome thanks.

**Markam** · 12-14-22 13:19

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I get that too if I try going directly to their page. Found a way to sidestep that problem. Once you get in (look for an old link in your browser history), save any ad to your "favorites. " Then just click on that to get to site, then click "northern Virginia" at the top and you'll see full menu. I have one for NoVa and one for Fredericksburg.

It's up for me as well. When not sure, I use site like https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/ and enter the URL to confirm if the site is really up or not.

**ThaiMeUp1** · 12-14-22 11:00

I recently paid Tara a visit after not seeing her for a while. I'm glad I did. Some members complain about her weight but it doesn't bother me. I almost always get 2 pops in the hour and she's always appreciative of a nice tip.

Treat her well, she's a gem.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22605407.html

**Member #6802** · 12-14-22 10:50

Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]

Sometimes when I go to BP it takes me to Google homepage or a suspicious page banner. It depends on time of day and which browser I am using.

I get that too if I try going directly to their page. Found a way to sidestep that problem. Once you get in (look for an old link in your browser history), save any ad to your "favorites. " Then just click on that to get to site, then click "northern Virginia" at the top and you'll see full menu. I have one for NoVa and one for Fredericksburg.

**ThaiMeUp1** · 12-14-22 10:46

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.

Rubmd is another option.

**Dunnit** · 12-14-22 10:43

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.

Sometimes when I go to BP it takes me to Google homepage or a suspicious page banner. It depends on time of day and which browser I am using.

**Oldfart69** · 12-14-22 09:36

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.

Bedpage was working fine just now.

**Eddie223** · 12-14-22 09:09

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Sometime around the beginning of last year a favorite in the FHOH scene left the spa. Well it seems I may have found her operating out of a new location. It was by total accident but I guess it's a small world afterall.

However, the last time I offered up a rare nugget on this board, some unhappy little asshole had to go and get Uncle joykill invovled so in order to avoid another KArcadia fiasco I'm only going to release this info to contributing members of the board and seniors who PM me.

This approach is probably best. I heard on WTOP a spa in Silver Spring that advertised maybe a bit too clear about extra services on Craigslist was busted. Hoping this isn't the start of a new trend in the area.