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[Jim Rob]

Trip to Angles off Blake lane and was met by Emma or Ellen. She's kinda cute, small boobs and butt. Very nice girl who remembers me from before. I paid for 30 and we right to fun, she got naked quick and was open to kissing.

Gave me gentle dick licks and no matter what wouldn't do FS, but would get naked and fool around, how no FS makes no sense, I only had FS once at angels in like over 5 years of semi regular visits. She gave me a nice stripper slide with dirty talk when I blew my batch, was disappointed with the long pubes. I love them shaved!

Right now next door is your best place, but was okay.

Merry mongermas to all.

[CoolWays]

Noticed bedpage is down, where else can one find those providers advertising.

Thank you.

[RubLover21]

The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.

Golden on Lee Hwy is reliable.

To echo our brother in Christ PilotAviator, be nice to the ladies. I think we are in a pleasant phase for pheasant pluckers right now. It certainly seems that Covid has persuaded Uncle LEO to refrain from interfering with matters that are not of great public concern, and I get the sense that our soft-tittied, moist-kittied, fragrant friends are consequently less apt to let nervousness get in the way of their amorous impulses.

To which I can only say: Meow.

[CroftonCyber]

Had a chance to visit G&G on Tyco road recently. Called for a mid afternoon appointment and they said they weren't busy. I was there about 15 min later. Plenty of parking, entered the building and then the foyer. Rang the bell and within a min or so was treated my Cocco. Probably mid 30's and about 5'6". Wearing heals and a tight little dress. She took me to the room. House fee was. 8/ hr which I paid. She left, I undressed and off to the TS we headed. Shower was good lots of deep cleaning in all the important areas. Good attention to the boys from both front and back. Rinse off, towel dry, then pop into the sauna for a heated dry (alone). Probably 2-3 min in sauna and she escorts me back to the room. Facedown for massage, well really more of a light rubbing. Not much of a massage at all. Much attention to my ass, crack and balls throughout the 'massage'. She definitely likes to tease. For those interested in a prostrate massage, that seemed possible, but I didn't ask.

On the flip, the negotiations began she wanted $ for full nudity and free roaming, talked her down to. 9, but that was tough sell. She striped and went straight for Jr. Yet keeping a bit out of reach. I sat up and pulled her my direction. At which she pushed me back on the table and got into a 69 position. Great view, but limited touching / tasting. She definitely knows how to play keepaway. All the visuals and distractions worked as I blew a huge load too quickly. But it was well received.

She cleaned me up and time check still had a few min left, so chest / heat massage (rub) and a stretch on my neck and legs and we were done. Helped me get dressed and I was out of there right at the 1 hr mark. All and all good experience for $1.7 total.

[PuntaJaco43]

The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.

Asphalt I think you may have been with Lulu.

I reviewed Golden, (formally Franconia Wellness), a few months ago. The name changed but the owner stayed the same, but I have never met her. I visited three times and was always greeted by Lulu. At that time, she was the only one working there; maybe things have changed. Lulu definitely has a nice natural rack, but I would not refer to her as thick. She is perfect if you want to get down and dirty. On my 3rd visit I laid out $150 before the table shower. I got the full package during that session. She gives a killer BBBJ but she needs to know you. CFS doggy style is her favorite. I will admit that I gave her an extra $50 at the end. She is a great gal. I would try back.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

[JayCramer80]

Good form Mr. PilotAviator. Very well done.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

I second that motion. The ladies deserve our kindness.

[PuntaJaco43]

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Good form Mr. PilotAviator. Very well done.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

[Asphalt]

The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.

[Asphalt]

Years ago there was a Greek lady in the same location. Now there is Blue Sky Spa. As you exit George Mason Drive continue to the extreme south side of the of the south building. There you will find parking spaces for those using the businesses located there.

Judy is a mid-30's Chinese I think. The office was frigid but she kept me covered with towels during the massage which kept me warm enough, and the oil was heated too. She has a nice figure, trim but not skinny and A / B cups. The massage was actually pretty good on the back but diminished when she went down to my legs. Most mongers don't seem to like hard pressure on their legs but she can deliver it. Note to self. Tell her less up by the shoulders and more on the legs next time. She climbed onto the table for much of the massage and moved around quite a lot. After the flip, which came just a little early because I still can't hold back from roaming during the massage, she quickly took off all her clothes and climbed on the table again for $. After a lot of sliding and a bit of nursing from both of us, she rested her butt on my chest and gave me a nice slow HE. Her enthusiasm really surprised me. She said next visit FS was on the menu but she didn't say how much. I'll try soon.

[RickKrungThep]

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Thanks for the post, and I think you have outdone yourself this time PA!

I already knew you were a gentleman, but I think this pretty much hall of fame level moves.

About 6 months ago I was at an UTR place that is now closed. I went a few times, and I have been tipping more since the pandemic presented financial challenges to all of our service workers. I enjoyed both of the staff (they have since gone back to NYC), for a few months as my go-to. About the 3rd time I got the other lady, and after I tipped and was leaving, she said the other lady had told her I leave good tips, and thus I knew why my simple massage turned into a nuru experience without asking.

Peace, out.

Rick.

[DecentManhood]

Will be working daytime in the sterling area, anything worthwile to visit, mainly a Greenbelt guy. Looking for similar or better experiences if possible.

Happy holidays stay safe.

Herndon spa and Eleven spa on Elden st, Moon spa on Herndon pkwy, they provide similar package as Greenbelt, but quality of girls and service are not as good as Maryland.

[TotalKaos]

Will be working daytime in the sterling area, anything worthwile to visit, mainly a Greenbelt guy. Looking for similar or better experiences if possible.

Happy holidays stay safe.

[Cornelius24]

Great review and clue sir, you have always been superb with the word play. Found the address of the building.

Although I'm enticed, the high mark of the figure, will not allow me to even consider.

Cornelius.

Deep in the confines of a FF office building lies an LMP that isn't heavily advertised or talked about, but it exists if you're willing to do a little bit of digging.

If it's any comfort; it's also in the same place of a well known AMP.

I met skarlet inside the office building, she is a petite latina who has the build of a hummer H3. She's packing ALOT but it's compact. She's got dark hair and beautiful freckles. Her tits and butt are big. Tits are fake but I'm pretty sure the ass is real. She was wearing blue scrubs but those scrubs were like spidermen in the second movie where he is trying to stop the train from derailing, except the train is her assets nearly busting out of those tight scrubs. The style is very much similar to FHOH where the place is masquerading as an esthetics joint. I did an hour massage for $. Got a decent rub but I didn't really come there for the massage so after about 20 min I flipped and had her take off her clothes so those assets could breathe. She had thin leopard lingerie which she obliged in abandoning so that we could have some fun. Negotiations began. I guess it's a YMMV but who knows I was able to covet FS for a price I'm not necessarily proud of paying. She wanted 3 $ but I was able to talk her down to 2 $..

[PilotAviator]

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.