Massage Parlor Reports

[PuntaJaco43]

The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.

Asphalt I think you may have been with Lulu.

I reviewed Golden, (formally Franconia Wellness), a few months ago. The name changed but the owner stayed the same, but I have never met her. I visited three times and was always greeted by Lulu. At that time, she was the only one working there; maybe things have changed. Lulu definitely has a nice natural rack, but I would not refer to her as thick. She is perfect if you want to get down and dirty. On my 3rd visit I laid out $150 before the table shower. I got the full package during that session. She gives a killer BBBJ but she needs to know you. CFS doggy style is her favorite. I will admit that I gave her an extra $50 at the end. She is a great gal. I would try back.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

[JayCramer80]

Good form Mr. PilotAviator. Very well done.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

I second that motion. The ladies deserve our kindness.

[PuntaJaco43]

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Good form Mr. PilotAviator. Very well done.

Happy Holidays.

Regards.

[Asphalt]

The craigslist ad has no photos of girls but says call Mimi. It happens to the be address of Golden Therapy in Alexandria. If there is a Mimi it's the msn. Mimi led me to a room and after the 5 minute wait turned into 15 minutes I got dressed to leave. Then I had to look for someone to refund my. 8 entry fee. The next lady that appeared had loose shorts and a nice rack, natural and large. Ok, I'll stay. I went back to the room and onto the table again. The table is nice and heated, the massage was not bad, the tits were natural and the rest of her was thick but still packing some nice curves. She offered $ for nude and a CBJ, and FS for $$. She has a pretty good BBJ too.

It's all very expensive so I sure won't make it a regular visit but the service was pretty good I though. There is another girl about the same size, 5'3" maybe, but I didn't get either of their names.

[Asphalt]

Years ago there was a Greek lady in the same location. Now there is Blue Sky Spa. As you exit George Mason Drive continue to the extreme south side of the of the south building. There you will find parking spaces for those using the businesses located there.

Judy is a mid-30's Chinese I think. The office was frigid but she kept me covered with towels during the massage which kept me warm enough, and the oil was heated too. She has a nice figure, trim but not skinny and A / B cups. The massage was actually pretty good on the back but diminished when she went down to my legs. Most mongers don't seem to like hard pressure on their legs but she can deliver it. Note to self. Tell her less up by the shoulders and more on the legs next time. She climbed onto the table for much of the massage and moved around quite a lot. After the flip, which came just a little early because I still can't hold back from roaming during the massage, she quickly took off all her clothes and climbed on the table again for $. After a lot of sliding and a bit of nursing from both of us, she rested her butt on my chest and gave me a nice slow HE. Her enthusiasm really surprised me. She said next visit FS was on the menu but she didn't say how much. I'll try soon.

[RickKrungThep]

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Thanks for the post, and I think you have outdone yourself this time PA!

I already knew you were a gentleman, but I think this pretty much hall of fame level moves.

About 6 months ago I was at an UTR place that is now closed. I went a few times, and I have been tipping more since the pandemic presented financial challenges to all of our service workers. I enjoyed both of the staff (they have since gone back to NYC), for a few months as my go-to. About the 3rd time I got the other lady, and after I tipped and was leaving, she said the other lady had told her I leave good tips, and thus I knew why my simple massage turned into a nuru experience without asking.

Peace, out.

Rick.

[DecentManhood]

Will be working daytime in the sterling area, anything worthwile to visit, mainly a Greenbelt guy. Looking for similar or better experiences if possible.

Happy holidays stay safe.

Herndon spa and Eleven spa on Elden st, Moon spa on Herndon pkwy, they provide similar package as Greenbelt, but quality of girls and service are not as good as Maryland.

[TotalKaos]

Will be working daytime in the sterling area, anything worthwile to visit, mainly a Greenbelt guy. Looking for similar or better experiences if possible.

Happy holidays stay safe.

[Cornelius24]

Great review and clue sir, you have always been superb with the word play. Found the address of the building.

Although I'm enticed, the high mark of the figure, will not allow me to even consider.

Cornelius.

Deep in the confines of a FF office building lies an LMP that isn't heavily advertised or talked about, but it exists if you're willing to do a little bit of digging.

If it's any comfort; it's also in the same place of a well known AMP.

I met skarlet inside the office building, she is a petite latina who has the build of a hummer H3. She's packing ALOT but it's compact. She's got dark hair and beautiful freckles. Her tits and butt are big. Tits are fake but I'm pretty sure the ass is real. She was wearing blue scrubs but those scrubs were like spidermen in the second movie where he is trying to stop the train from derailing, except the train is her assets nearly busting out of those tight scrubs. The style is very much similar to FHOH where the place is masquerading as an esthetics joint. I did an hour massage for $. Got a decent rub but I didn't really come there for the massage so after about 20 min I flipped and had her take off her clothes so those assets could breathe. She had thin leopard lingerie which she obliged in abandoning so that we could have some fun. Negotiations began. I guess it's a YMMV but who knows I was able to covet FS for a price I'm not necessarily proud of paying. She wanted 3 $ but I was able to talk her down to 2 $..

[PilotAviator]

I've started my "end of year" / Holiday visits to my favorites.

One way I ensure I have a happy "next year" is to provide a gift to the house / MMS (usually something all can enjoy / eat), and then an additional card to my "usual" Massage Technician. Within the card, I provide them the gift that everyone loves (an extra cash tip which I've learned is better received than a "gift card" I usually give that card to them after I've paid for the hour, and after I've provided them the appropriate tip for the appointment we just completed.

The reaction of my MT to the "happy holidays card" is always happy, energetic, and appreciated. Does it guarantee I'll be treated "better next time" -- NO -- it means what I want it to mean. That I appreciate them. Every smart client gives their barber / beautician and other service providers a holiday tip / gift of some kind. Our AMP / Indep MT ladies generally spend more "contact time" with us that a barber, expend more effort, resulting in more "smiles" than most anyone else. So, treat them well.

To all -- Happy Holidays. Happy Endings. And always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[TheDrowned]

Deep in the confines of a FF office building lies an LMP that isn't heavily advertised or talked about, but it exists if you're willing to do a little bit of digging.

If it's any comfort; it's also in the same place of a well known AMP.

I met skarlet inside the office building, she is a petite latina who has the build of a hummer H3. She's packing ALOT but it's compact. She's got dark hair and beautiful freckles. Her tits and butt are big. Tits are fake but I'm pretty sure the ass is real. She was wearing blue scrubs but those scrubs were like spidermen in the second movie where he is trying to stop the train from derailing, except the train is her assets nearly busting out of those tight scrubs. The style is very much similar to FHOH where the place is masquerading as an esthetics joint. I did an hour massage for $. Got a decent rub but I didn't really come there for the massage so after about 20 min I flipped and had her take off her clothes so those assets could breathe. She had thin leopard lingerie which she obliged in abandoning so that we could have some fun. Negotiations began. I guess it's a YMMV but who knows I was able to covet FS for a price I'm not necessarily proud of paying. She wanted 3 $ but I was able to talk her down to 2 $.

She went into a flower pot decoration on the desk and pulled out a cover like she performing at a small stage in Vegas and the session commenced. She has a tight box which was a bit surprising and after a few pumps I actually broke the cover and got some impromptu BBFS action, but I pulled out like a gentleman since safety is a priority. She was a bit shocked by the mishap but not overly upset which was a good thing. She walked over to another decoration behind the corner table and mysteriously produced a second cover, she must have them stashed around her office like some kind of treasure excavation but I didn't question it. This time she properly lubed it up and I was able to get more action in before filling up the cover. It was a great experience albeit ruined by the price I had to pay for it. Was a great time but buyers regret settled in soon after.

I might repeat if I can get her to go down on the tip to something like $. 5 but if they're gentlemen here paying her asking price of $$$ on top of the $ fee that's going to be difficult to do. She was asking $ for all clothes off and HJ with roaming and access to third base which I think is a more affordable option. So to those not looking for FS I think youll have a great time.

But yeah, there's def more LMPs out there if you're willing to look for it.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Kijimuna]

Do you know if it is same level of service as SeaShell?

I think that depends on the lady and what she will do.

[RickKrungThep]

Yes, all three are the same owner.

Thanks for posting.

I know the Robert Paris location fairly well as my go-to during the pandemic. Very discreet on the back of a building in Chantilly. Kept very clean. Korean place with TS. The lineup stayed the same for quite a while. The older lady was actually much better than the younger lady for massage as well as upsell dream (baby, you take care of me). The older lady wore short, shorts while the younger lady wore a long dress for some reason. About 6 months ago, when there was a change, another younger (40's) was way too talky about here whole life and family, complaining about almost everything in her life. Could not wait to get out of that one! The look on her face did not like the tip I gave, as if $,8 should be and automatic tip, I think I gave $. 4 because I was just not relaxed with all that talk. I have not been back since. Its on my list to circle back to soon. I had preferred it over the other Korean places in Chantilly.

The Shepherd / Sterling location was on my radar to try, but was not seeing any reviews. I texted a few weeks ago, and it was nothing special in the reply about hours, rates, ladies, Chinese AMP. Interesting enough I got a text from them over the weekend, in English with a few Chinese characters thrown in, asking me to visit. The resent the rates. I asked about young ladies and they sent a sexy pic of a very hot young lady in later 20's / early 30's. I asked a few other questions about their place and services, and they replied a few times. When I asked about FS I got no further reply. Sterling is a bit out of my way later in the evening when they were texting me. I just did not want to get over there and end up with a 50's Chinese lady calling me honey. If I went over to Sterling, I also know there are other options that have been reviewed.

Happy hunting!

Peace, out.

RKT.

[SexyD]

My ladies always get off, usually several times. We know what we each need. It's like a relationship with only the good stuff.

Long time lover is a reach. My definition of a nice bounce is that expectations on both sides are clear in advance, I am greeted with a smile that says "here is a no-problem client and who knows I may get off myself" and the session unrolls from kitty-bumping on my arse into a wet slurpy finish.

And some complain about providers' looks but TBH if you're spending a lot of time staring into her face You Are Doing It Wrong until she is sliding on your mbongo and (hopefully) popeyed, open-mouthed and making squeaky-toy noises because she's into the moment.

Be nice. Be ready, Be polite. Be clean.

[SexAddict96]

Yes, all three are the same owner.

Do you know if it is same level of service as SeaShell?