Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Judging by the writing skills of mongers in general (read the LA threads) I'd say overall you gentlemen are for the most part an educated and articulate cohort.

Can't imagine how dangerous it must be for these parlors to operate. Did you see the shootout between a scumbag robber / kidnapper and that mms in New Mexico? Sadly she lost the shootout. It's good she was packing but it's hard when somebody has the drop on you.

There is a video you can find online of the shopping center at Westminster and Brookhurst. In broad daylight, an Asian woman got some money from ATM and was walking along the store fronts. A scumbag dude walked up behind her and sucker punched her, knocking her to the ground, and grabbed her purse and ran to the get away car. Only thing is that she would not let got of that purse, and got dragged by the SUV and killed in full view of her sister not far away. PD happened to be close by, and after a long chase, those guys are now enjoying a pleasant stay at our expense. This all transpired right in from of Top 10 Massage. Which is still in business and has a number of fine providers. You can see the MP in the video, right next to the karaoke shop. So that's the kind of neighborhood it is. Quite a few of the shops we discuss have deranged homeless guys, shady bosses, and probably some dudes who's career path is quite different than your own. Years ago, those VT coffee shops were famous for hosting VT gangs. Indeed, Westminster is the highest crime area of OC outside of Santa Ana. There used to be car jackings and home invasion robberies.

So going to a MP is not like your normal trip to the country club. Now imagine what it must be like to be a middle aged woman and not even speak the language, and have to work with whoever comes through the door, relying on their generosity to make a living.

[MikeSanchez]

At Haven Spa.

Ok face to me which clearly has been under the knife multiple times, 5'5", heavily scarred man made D's, soft and plump ass, shaven pussy. Tatted up and her skin tone is between fair and tanned, leaning more to fair. Has C-section scar. In good shape, her body feels more like skinny fat than physically fit due to exercise. She's so self-conscious of her scars that I felt bad for her. Very unique hairstyle that has African influences but I'm at a loss for descriptions of.

Great conversationalist and has a slight accent. But pretty talkative to the point that she seemed to want to avoid periods of long silence. Comes across as a bit ghetto too. I usually want silence when I'm enjoying a good massage. Unfortunately, Shai does not really provide one. She's more of a rub here and there and it'll work out somehow kind of masseuse. She's one of the few I've experience that will actually do a full nuru slide along your body. Very good teasing on the flip. Settled on $300 for CFS. CBJ was nice, decent technique and variation, good suction, head bobbing, and eye contact. I liked how her ass jiggles in K9 and she's decently flexible in mish for the finish.

Overall, I would categorize her as a bit better than average among the girls I've seen at Haven. But I won't repeat as she's too plastic for me and the scars really put a damper on my libido throughout the session.

$65 to the house and $300 tip.

Is Shai also known as Tia Tequila on IG? It does say Shai and she does go to Haven.

https://instagram.com/thereal_tiateq...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[PhineasPhreak]

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

Judging by the writing skills of mongers in general (read the LA threads) I'd say overall you gentlemen are for the most part an educated and articulate cohort.

Can't imagine how dangerous it must be for these parlors to operate. Did you see the shootout between a scumbag robber / kidnapper and that mms in New Mexico? Sadly she lost the shootout. It's good she was packing but it's hard when somebody has the drop on you.

[EuphoriaSeeker]

fun you mentioned that name jennifer. Back in the day that was a tanning spot if i recal. She went by lisa, kim, nancy and others too. Little bit on the thick side with big tits right? She opened another tanning salon in hb totally tan that got her ass busted. I had to look up the location you guys are talking about and yep, that's the location. She lives up the street on euclid where i used to see her until i lost my burner phone. It was kind of weird having a massage mat on the floor laying next to the tanning modul but good times for sure. Yea i'd like to see her aging but don't have the balls to knock on her door.

took one for the team since I was feeling an itch and this place was close. Worse mistake. Lady asked 160 for fs. She was old, fat, and not attractive. Took a hj instead, but after 5 seconds she was already complaining that it was taking too long. Kept yelling, grunting, and stopped, continuously asking for me to stop.

Stay away from this place.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Tipisil]

Took one for the team since I was feeling an itch and this place was close. Worse mistake. Lady asked 160 for FS. She was old, fat, and not attractive. Took a HJ instead, but after 5 seconds she was already complaining that it was taking too long. Kept yelling, grunting, and stopped, continuously asking for me to stop.

Stay away from this place.

[FrankReynolds]

It seems to be a rite of passage to try Zelda the walnut lady. Some guys report religious-like experience. To boil it down, its essentially an expensive HJ in a slightly clinical setting. With toy applied up your toot-shute, by a woman who is very nice but way over her prime. It seems to clear the pipes as never before. Its probably smething each guy should try once to have the experience. I could see some coming in once a year for a tune up. Or for some, once may be enough. At least you will have earned your walnut-saver merit badge to show you are a man who takes his monagering seriously.

Exactly this. After going once I feel like my prostate is way healthier. Attempted to return once since but the night before decided I'd rather see a normal hot provider since they cost the same. Will end up back with Zelda at some point soon.

Her info is in the bottom of the OC threads listing. Or her site is walnutsaver dot org.

[Slammer6008]

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

Yes these ass holes do it all the time they even go through there Purses.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I am curious about this. Any more info you can share?

It seems to be a rite of passage to try Zelda the walnut lady. Some guys report religious-like experience. To boil it down, its essentially an expensive HJ in a slightly clinical setting. With toy applied up your toot-shute, by a woman who is very nice but way over her prime. It seems to clear the pipes as never before. Its probably smething each guy should try once to have the experience. I could see some coming in once a year for a tune up. Or for some, once may be enough. At least you will have earned your walnut-saver merit badge to show you are a man who takes his monagering seriously.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

You don't know who owns these AMPs. Some might be owned by Asian gangs.

Yes even more reason not to be an obvious dick. I heard that the PPS at one well known place has an actual criminal record. Recently its become apparent to me that some other mongers are not the high class gentleman that most of us are on this list. And are in fact scumball clients. Some girls told me that guys stiff them for tips or lowball tips for top end service. I have some girls who want their tip before I go to the bathroom as if I am going to dine-and-dash. So its quite possible that some dude is not too far away. So just give them something and get the hell out of their before it turns really ugly.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Your still hitting that ass from behind?

Yeah trying to get into her out box.

[Ramz1991]

Went to magic spa on harbor and baker in Costa Mesa recently, first time visiting. I got a massage from a 50 ish year old Asian lady. 4/10 scale body / face. She was outside in the parking lot when I pulled up and followed me in when I got in the door. $50 for 45 min massage. She asked the following questions (age, job, living location, where I usually go get massages, who referred me). I don't know if this was questions to make sure I wasn't LE but she saw the vehicle I pulled up in so maybe just standard questions from the establishment. Asked if I wanted an oil massage or a massage with a sheet over me. I chose oil massage and noticed the door was half open which I thought about questioning but decided not to since this place seemed a little off to me. It was clean which was a plus. She was wearing jeans and a top during the massage. She massaged my neck and upper back for the first quarter of the massage and I asked if she was going to do my lower back and legs. She said yes and at this point I wasn't sure if I didn't say anything I would have paid for a neck and upper back massage. When she was doing my hamstrings I pointed to the spot where the buttcheek meets the hamstring and she said no we only give massage and no funny business. Admittedly since she shot that out when there was no suggestion from me, I said ok and decided I'm not coming back here. The last 15 minutes I felt very awkward and out of place. She finished with hot stones and towels to remove the oil. The massage ended at 40 minutes time, maybe a tad less. I asked for $5 change for a $20 bill so I was going to give her a tip of $15 and she said all of the clients tip $30 so I just had her keep it and I got the hell out of there. She wished me a Merry Christmas when I walked through the exit knowing I'd never step foot in there again.

[Tipisil]

Hey Al! Thanks for the advice. I've visited twice since seeing you're post. I pulled the same girl both times.

Skinny how I like 'them. She wore a mask so it was hard to guage her age or looks but I didn't mind. She asked me what I wanted and I replied everything as always. She didn't say a word, and then proceeded to give me a mind blowing hand job that was the best of all time for me! I didn't get full service but I'm not one to argue with the girls, plus I could barely move for 5 minutes and my ears hurt from smiling so much. I just figured she misunderstood me or had another reason for doing just HE.

On my second visit, she remembered me and was super friendly. I could see her smile through the mask. I got a great massage and on the flip I let her know clearly that I wanted FS. Once again, she sent me to the moon with an even better hand job LOL! Free roaming and I felt like she was my girlfriend jacking me off, but no boom boom.

Do only certain girls provide FS there?

Did you get the name of the provider? I'm looking for new places away from SH or BW.

[Sexaholic777]

I kinda agree with her. There are many girls who do not give that kind of access at all. Including some "famous" girls mentioned on this list. Some times girls will negotiate a bigger tip with UTC access. Its actually pretty rare to get a girl completely naked. So that is worth something and there is some eoncomic value to touching a naked woman in her private places. Many of these shops don't give anything from the house fee to the girls. They just work for tips.

The answering the phone bit is super rude, but many Chinese girls do that, or carry on converations with other girls while giving you a massage. Thats their culture. I would have let it go a minute or two, and then given her an ultimatum to end the call or end the session. And if the call continued, maybe I would have gotten up and given her 10 or 15.

You don't know who owns these AMPs. Some might be owned by Asian gangs.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.

Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.

As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".

She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".

I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".

Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin.

Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.

Went to My Happy Feet where I had only 30 minutes for a massage. Lily was much more accommodating and enjoyable. At least the afternoon was not a total loss.

I kinda agree with her. There are many girls who do not give that kind of access at all. Including some "famous" girls mentioned on this list. Some times girls will negotiate a bigger tip with UTC access. Its actually pretty rare to get a girl completely naked. So that is worth something and there is some eoncomic value to touching a naked woman in her private places. Many of these shops don't give anything from the house fee to the girls. They just work for tips.

The answering the phone bit is super rude, but many Chinese girls do that, or carry on converations with other girls while giving you a massage. Thats their culture. I would have let it go a minute or two, and then given her an ultimatum to end the call or end the session. And if the call continued, maybe I would have gotten up and given her 10 or 15.

[MichaelKnight2]

Decided to see what the hype was.

So my friend told me about Nikki.

Didn't know what to expect from Hotels so I was cautious.

It's the Best western in SA off the 55 and Dyer Road.

Total $140 for 30 minutes of playtime. Paid an extra $60 so I could pop two times with her.

They let you choose which girl you want. And Nikki does actually look like the girl in the ad.

Maybe she has a good make up artist LOL, but she was tasty and shaved. She droooled on my cock perfectly.

She said next time visit her at her work.

Guess these girls like hotels and AMPs it seems.

https://nightfunpages.com/choose-you...-661-424-2690/

No Chinese gilfs like Lucy here. Just hot Korean girls and Vietnamese. Went by twice. Didn't regret.