Massage Parlor Reports

[PhilAShow]

She probably just does her regular customers. She used to do it all. I only go maybe 3 times a year.

Slammer, like I told the 19 year old spinner, your box is full.

[Slammer6008]

Great review!!

She probably just does her regular customers. She used to do it all. I only go maybe 3 times a year.

[Gassser]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

Great review!!

[Bastard Chorum]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

[PhilAShow]

You received a blow job at Massage Envy? Wow, lets go Brandon inflation has massage envy staff doing extras now? Wow. Just wow.

CubeBrick, love the user name. But when you read something like this the first thing you need to do is check who wrote it. I know AC is a killer with the ladies but I'd wait to buy that monthly membership.

[CubeBrick]

Goto massage envy on harbor. A girl named linda sucks dry for $100.

White girl. But hey it's better than an old lady.

You received a blow job at Massage Envy? Wow, lets go Brandon inflation has massage envy staff doing extras now? Wow. Just wow.

[GDawg112]

Regarding the Spanish news papers. The girls advertising rarely use their pictures. Usually the "Madura" (mature) ladies do.

If you don't read Spanish you'll have a hard time navigating the paper.

If you don't speak Spanish You'll have a hard time with the ladies because they are afraid of LEO and usually cater to their community for safety.

The above being said if you make an appointment, date (cita) you'll find the women are very nice. They are the average Latina women you'll see on the street or North Gate market. English is ok or limited.

Most are not professionals but single mom's in general trying to make ends meet. They work a few weekdays while the kids are in school. Their families think they are working cleaning hotels or houses.

Most will work for 20 min or 30 min. They want to get you in and out quickly for turn over. Nothing porn star. I have gotten to know some quite well in the past and they have turned into GFE sessions.

Now regarding sharing info on these women I don't. I made the mistake of doing that years ago to a gal I would see. She got bombarded with so many "Gringos" That she didn't understand that she changed her burner phone. She thought LEO had gotten her number and was trying to set her up.

The paper is easy to navigate. Yes most of those girls provide. If you notice the adds repeat on other pages.

The girls usually work in pairs. Pick one the other waits in the bathroom. Safety.

Good hunting!

Quick question have you ever had a bad experience with these ladies? Like do they blackmail and shit like that? Just curious.

[SCJohn]

Experimented on a place in Laguna Hills on Triton Way. Gave 60 to MMS for the hhr and she was the one to give me a massage. Seemed like she was the only one there. She's probably early 40's and not bad looking at all. The massage was weak and you could tell it was just for show. On the flip, she wanted 150 tip for a HE and 250 for CFS. The big head took over and was not having any of that, got the rest of my massage and went home.

Triton Way has been there for over 10 years. I had a similar bad experience. Never heard of anyone who had a great experience. Don't know how they survive.

[Anontt6]

Experimented on a place in Laguna Hills on Triton Way. Gave 60 to MMS for the hhr and she was the one to give me a massage. Seemed like she was the only one there. She's probably early 40's and not bad looking at all. The massage was weak and you could tell it was just for show. On the flip, she wanted 150 tip for a HE and 250 for CFS. The big head took over and was not having any of that, got the rest of my massage and went home.

[MassageTourist]

Tourist,

I've had appointments with many of the BW MTs. They all give above average massage. They will tailor their massage if you have a particular issue, such as back pain, neck pain. If you get one of the regular deals (check the price card on the left side of the plastic screen) you will also get hot stones and a salt scrub of your feet. If you don't want those just tell the MT. Most understand very basic English. If it's a little more complex, like "the left side of my neck hurts", just ask the person at the front desk to translate and tell the MT. You'll get a HJ every time and most of them are VERY good at it. As far as anal stimulation most will do it but if they tell you to flip and you haven't had it just ask if they can massage you back there.

Prices at BW are reasonable, the girls are very uniform in their services and they won't short you on minutes. Have fun!

NG99.

Thanks for the info. I feel like I saw your posts about BW when I did my research which made me take the plunge. Definitely going again, unless that rumor about LE is true. I feel like that was the week I went too.

[Nice Guy 99]

Went there for the first time 3 weeks ago looking for a spot for a legit massage with HE. I forgot the name of my MT but she was probably in her 40's, wearing a mask the whole time. Asked if it was my first time and I said yes. It was a good massage, definitely better than most AMPs. After working on my back, she got a hot towel and wiped the shit out of my ass (I was raising it up as well to signal that I'm fine with it). I was like, "okay". Then when it came to the flip I find out why, I get a surprise prostate milking. My first time ever, and I'm adventurous so I let it happen. It was totally great and kind of spoiled it a bit and now wondering if I'm fine with a regular HJ now. Was wondering if this happens to everyone who goes there? Also as I was walking in, I saw a younger lady who was looking as I walked by and she looked cute, is there a known spinner there? Does she offer the same services?.

Tourist,

I've had appointments with many of the BW MTs. They all give above average massage. They will tailor their massage if you have a particular issue, such as back pain, neck pain. If you get one of the regular deals (check the price card on the left side of the plastic screen) you will also get hot stones and a salt scrub of your feet. If you don't want those just tell the MT. Most understand very basic English. If it's a little more complex, like "the left side of my neck hurts", just ask the person at the front desk to translate and tell the MT. You'll get a HJ every time and most of them are VERY good at it. As far as anal stimulation most will do it but if they tell you to flip and you haven't had it just ask if they can massage you back there.

Prices at BW are reasonable, the girls are very uniform in their services and they won't short you on minutes. Have fun!

NG99.

[Bastard Chorum]

At Haven Spa.

Pretty face, relatively large eyes, slightly high cheekbones, tall nose, and photogenic smile. Classic pretty Latina facial features. Fluent English. 5"7", I would say she's mid-20's, humongous natural DD's, phat ass, and pussy has stubble. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos that I could find. Here's the thing, she's a BIG girl. I would bet my left nut she's north of 250 lbs on the scale. Sure, I like my women plumb and curvy but her rotundity profile exceeds what I deem and can tolerate as attractive. If I have to DIG into your ass to find your pussy when you're on your stomach laying down, that's where I have to draw the line. On the other hand, she's quite personable, easy to talk to, and upbeat.

Violet gives what I like to call a nuru-lite nuru. Plasters oil all over her body and yours and performs slip and slide motions along your back. Image her using an ab roller on your back. Sounds dreadful and suffocating but she controls the weight on you pretty well and her massive tits and overflowing flesh conforms to your back providing optimal skin to skin contact for a warm, weighty, and arousing sensation. Later she'll do the same but only with her hands along your whole body. The technique and form is nice but I wish she would incorporate more variation that's more akin to actual nuru. She did the same after the flip. She wanted an extra $100 for CBJ and CFS but I just couldn't go through with it with that body type. But she was pretty much all access regardless. Breast play was the highlight for me with her. I would say that she's one of the largest naturals I had the pleasure to play with. She was responsive to DATY and FIV, getting very wet. Had her finish me off with alternate strong long strokes and jackhammer.

Violet has a great personality, amazing tits, and extras to spare. I won't be repeating but those that love their women extra large, she's the one for you guys.

$65 to the house for the hour and $120 for nuru massage and HE.

[Bastard Chorum]

Yeah and there are a lot of lurkers on these forums who crowd up these spots once the word gets out, which is why other mongers including myself keep ATF's to ourselves. These people don't contribute, they just go to the hot spots they read on here and those places get busy and raise their prices.

I also saw Mia about a week ago, and my session was interrupted 3 times. She's great, but I won't be returning as well. Plus the price some of these girls ask for, you may as well cough up a little bit more to see a k-org girl who will do more and have some actual privacy.

Depends on what you're looking for. For a decent massage plus HE or more, then AMP girls have kgirls beat there. The vast majority of kgirls do not know how to massage at all even if they provide it during downtime. For a quick fuck, kgirls are the go to even at the price premium given the whole package. Moreover, accessibility between the two are very different. Almost anyone can randomly choose a reviewed MP and go in with a high likelihood of getting at least a HE. Kgirls, on the other hand, have strict screening and / or reference requirements that deter many who value anonymity.

Still, I am surprised that at some AMPs the prices are just shy of hhr rates with kgirls where the accommodations and menu is vastly superior.

[PhilAShow]

Went there for the first time 3 weeks ago looking for a spot for a legit massage with HE. I forgot the name of my MT but she was probably in her 40's, wearing a mask the whole time. Asked if it was my first time and I said yes. It was a good massage, definitely better than most AMPs. After working on my back, she got a hot towel and wiped the shit out of my ass (I was raising it up as well to signal that I'm fine with it). I was like, "okay". Then when it came to the flip I find out why, I get a surprise prostate milking. My first time ever, and I'm adventurous so I let it happen. It was totally great and kind of spoiled it a bit and now wondering if I'm fine with a regular HJ now. Was wondering if this happens to everyone who goes there? Also as I was walking in, I saw a younger lady who was looking as I walked by and she looked cute, is there a known spinner there? Does she offer the same services?

Will check out a place in Tustin today that looks like they offer sugar scrub and table bath.

Last time I was there Jessica almost tore me a new ass hole. I yelped and she said sorry. I asked to see the towel. No skid marks. I said it's clean! She said yes and smiled. She good at her job but they all tend to linger there tickling and doing a good reach under waiting to see if you want her to have your prostate probed.

[Mango Lvr]

Yeah and there are a lot of lurkers on these forums who crowd up these spots once the word gets out, which is why other mongers including myself keep ATF's to ourselves. These people don't contribute, they just go to the hot spots they read on here and those places get busy and raise their prices.

I also saw Mia about a week ago, and my session was interrupted 3 times. She's great, but I won't be returning as well. Plus the price some of these girls ask for, you may as well cough up a little bit more to see a k-org girl who will do more and have some actual privacy.

The bad actors and lurkers get away with it in part because of the money grab at the reception and the worker. It's too much money, too fast. I think Six Star had a bit of that going on.