Massage Parlor Reports

**AlmostRetired** · 09-14-22 00:34

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Any recommendations in Alexandria? I'm looking for a good L1 but would be open to more. The geographic area for this forum is too large. NoVa includes a significant area with tons of AMPs. I recently had a good experience in McLean, at the Palace, but I don't recall seeing any posts about AMP's in Alexandria. Thanks in advance to my fellow Mongers.

There are quite a number of AMPs in Alexandria. I visited Rich Wellness spa a number of times in the past. It's kinda opposite the Target on RT 1 or behind what used to be a Rite Aid. My regular MT left and I was back there once before I moved out of the area.

Another is Suzi Massage. This is further up rt 1 in Hybla Valley very close to the Safeway and an ABC store, opposite side of the hwy. It's a nice location a quiet office block. Lastly I was a regular at a spot opposite the Bank of America. Pretty close to Rich Wellness, but that is a strictly legit spot even though very cheap. That owner also has a location in downtown Alexandria.

I forget there is also Eden Spa but I haven't visited that yet. If you are in Alexandria there are also some good places in Springfield.

**RockSwithSalt** · 09-13-22 21:51

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Except or BP and stg where are all the real AMPs advertising? Both BP and stg seems to be full of scams and fakes lately, please help an old guy. If it's better to private message please do and thank you.

There is good information to be had on Rubmaps. You can sign up as a free member. And see lots of information. It will tell you which ones don't offer erotic services, which ones have table showers, the hourly rate. You can look at the number of reviews and I can tell you from personal experience there is a relationship between the number of reviews and the extras on the menu. Now if you are a paying member you can read all the detailed reviews and get the names of the providers. I'd say at least 95% of the AMPs in the area are listed. You can also take their phone numbers and do a google search and see most of the ads they post on the various mongering sites. Now it is not perfect but it is a good place to start your research. You won't find any independents just brick and mortar operations.

They are a regular advertiser on this site.

**CoolWays** · 09-13-22 21:31

Except or BP and stg where are all the real AMPs advertising? Both BP and stg seems to be full of scams and fakes lately, please help an old guy. If it's better to private message please do and thank you.

**WalkerC** · 09-13-22 20:06

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Just my opinion, but the size of her hands / feet tells me she may have once been a male. Would be interesting if one of 'you' could TOFTT and check.

I seriously doubt that pic is really the girl providing the service.

**BlueVrod** · 09-13-22 19:31

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Just my opinion, but the size of her hands / feet tells me she may have once been a male. Would be interesting if one of 'you' could TOFTT and check.

I tried to reach out to her once and she wants 2. 8 for a bang but I turned her down because that's way too many bucks for a bang.

**Big Daddy Don** · 09-13-22 17:37

I went by Magic Health in Manassas this weekend to pay a visit to Coco. Alas, the sign is gone and it looks like the foyer area was stripped out. No answer on the phone but I got an automatic text telling me to keep the number, thier contract at that location was up and they were looking to relocate.

Anyone know if Coco is working somewhere? I would love to find Mimi who used to work there again too.

**VegasGuy2016** · 09-13-22 17:14

[agree! QUOTE=TheDrowned;6119728]When the girls photos are insanely hot like the one listed above, than the pictures are often fake and the service (if real) will already disappoint your expectations because they'll be set at a predetermined bar of an unachievable standard.

So ads like these are usually a clear skip for me simply because the good Thai providers get plenty of traction on the board here and if this were a case of genuine authenticity, you or I wouldn't be the first to discover her.

I'd imagine other mongers on here would signal a review that would be akin to lighting the flaming beacons of Gondor that would summon more than half the mongers of VA to come trampling upon her door step for an appt. [ / QUOTE].

**SmittyJ** · 09-13-22 15:55

Visited Vivi spa in Warrenton, drew Angela a 40 something thin asian, cute, A cups and not much ass. Massage was decent maybea 7 of 10. Not much teasing at all at first, finished the good massage and started light touch. Spent a fair bit of time teasing the boys, crack and taint before the flip. On the flip she asked if I wanted it massaged, the answer was yes. No negotiation about price and she quickly got some oil. Her hand felt soft and move very slow, was enjoyable. After a few minutes she really started to turn up the pace so I asked nicely if she would continue slow. She complied and a few minutes later came the pop. Cleaned me up, finished massage on chest and legs and time was up. Right at 30 minutes.

I was after a good massage and got it, will return. I didn't press for a larger menu because I don't think its available.

5 for the house.

4 for the tip.

Still would love to find an indy in the warrenton area but I'm pretty sure there are not any. If you have knowledge please let me know!!

**Working72** · 09-13-22 15:17

Google McLean Cream. Park in back. 2nd floor. It's a bit more expensive and the ladies are accustomed to much higher tips that I see folks describing in posts here. That said, in my opinion, it's worth it! Lucy or Mimi are top shelf in every way. I've been going there for about 10 years.

**TheDrowned** · 09-13-22 14:54

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...533213339.html

Managed to secure an appointment with Gabi for a massage. It took a few tries as her time management is pretty shit to put it nicely and I got the feeling she was stacking appointments on top of one another. She texted me twice to push my appt up each time, and after getting delayed twice I told her that it wasn't going to be feasible and decided to bail.

After a couple of weeks I decided to try again against my better judgement but this time I was finally able to meet her.

Shes a young latina in her 20s and works out of her apartment, it's a nice place on Columbia pike but the inside is pretty messy. Leads me into her bedroom where there was a table next to a bed. Massage was just a bit of a rub and scrub. She put on this exfoliating dirt that seemed to have the equivalent effect of me rolling around on a beach getting sand into crevices I didn't think I had. Lead me to the shower afterwards where I cleaned myself off. Returned to the table for some application of lotion and told me to flip. Went for junior after 10 minutes or so and began an unceremonious HJ. Her personality is rather cold and kinda just gives you a mechanical finish. Allows roaming and I got to get her to remove her top. Her tits are ok, best described as lumpy Cs. But the whole vibe just kinda felt like she wanted to be anywhere else but giving a HJ. I finished, somehow. But I'm not sure I'm going to repeat.

Just didn't find any chemistry with this one. But maybe I just caught her on an off day. As a one man operation she’s probably pretty burned out

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**AvgJoe123** · 09-13-22 13:14

Any recommendations in Alexandria? I'm looking for a good L1 but would be open to more. The geographic area for this forum is too large. NoVa includes a significant area with tons of AMPs. I recently had a good experience in McLean, at the Palace, but I don't recall seeing any posts about AMP's in Alexandria. Thanks in advance to my fellow Mongers.

**Boulder1028** · 09-13-22 11:02

Any Indy's out there that offer rimming? Hell AMP that does? I know years ago Linda at Garden did and she was phenomenal at it.

**TheDrowned** · 09-13-22 10:43

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22559897.html

When the girls photos are insanely hot like the one listed above, than the pictures are often fake and the service (if real) will already disappoint your expectations because they'll be set at a predetermined bar of an unachievable standard.

So ads like these are usually a clear skip for me simply because the good Thai providers get plenty of traction on the board here and if this were a case of genuine authenticity, you or I wouldn't be the first to discover her.

I'd imagine other mongers on here would signal a review that would be akin to lighting the flaming beacons of Gondor that would summon more than half the mongers of VA to come trampling upon her door step for an appt.

**LowerBackPain** · 09-13-22 10:37

Just my opinion, but the size of her hands / feet tells me she may have once been a male. Would be interesting if one of 'you' could TOFTT and check.

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

All I should probably say is Holy Moly this girl is so sexy but I've gotten scammed before and when they are this hot it can be a farce or trap. Anyone seen her?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22559897.html

**Ksl93** · 09-13-22 08:18

Been there several times. I thought the same and I've tried hinting things but totally legit from my experience. Great massage though! Some of their therapists tend to get closer down there but none actually do anything. So far the only thing I have ever read of anything close was that one time someone was allowed to touch himself but nothing from the ladies. It's a shame since they give great massages and it teases quite a bit. Also some of the girls are not bad looking!

Originally Posted by BarneySanders [View Original Post]

I dreamed of being in several legit AMPs that would give you a great massage and going deep around the legs to massaging around the jewels but without ever touching junior or even allowing OTC roaming. Legit or not legit?