Massage Parlor Reports

[ScotchYoke]

Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me.

Did she shit on the floor?

[AussieFury]

Keiko is gone but there's a new girl her name is Stephanie she's decent bolt ons looks like C cups tattoos one on her upper shoulder and below the breasts. She has a high pitch squeaky voice which kinda bothered me so I ended up passing.

You missed out. In her own words, "I'm a BAAAAAAD girl" right before my dick disappeared into her throat.

Fans of Bella's playfully aggressive style will enjoy Stephanie. She did things with her mouth I still can't explain.

Also... TIGHT.

And really great massage.

[Wanker23]

June at 10 will BBBJCIM dato & bbfscip. Will do this in table shower when business is slow too. Gives a decent massage as well.

[The Batman]

However, you may want to book an appointment and be early / on time, to guarantee a spot.

I text ahead to make sure, which is my standard protocol for south sound visits (most, but not all, will do this). North end is more of a Jack in the Box see what you get sort of situation.

[ZoopaKid]

Browsing Yesterday.

Ocean Massage off Pacific Hwy great location they have Sasa and Nicole there for the month. Tiny petite little MILFs. Sasa is amazing as always she always takes care of me. Nicole I have never tried but they can do 4 hand massage.

Lotus massage near the storage place.

Keiko is gone but there's a new girl her name is Stephanie she's decent bolt ons looks like C cups tattoos one on her upper shoulder and below the breasts. She has a high pitch squeaky voice which kinda bothered me so I ended up passing.

[Langston253]

Mia (formerly at Labellas) is at MM today with her friend (she calls her sister) Alice and Cici (but not the original short big boob Cici. An older less attractive and more cranky one).

Was surprised that she pre-cleaned me so well in a certain spot. Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me. Sure enough, she went spelunking with her tongue in my ass. It wasn't a casual little lick. She was on a mission to reach all the way in to my prostate, I think. She continued for like 10 minutes before I flipped over.

Man you always have me dying with some of your stories I need to buy you a drink and shoot the shit with you some time LOL.

[AmericanScott]

I have been there several times, but probably not in the last year. $$ gets you CBJ and cfs. 60 to the house and the rest to the girl. She's in her 40's small petite body, dragon tattoo around her torso. One guy claimed she swallowed, in one of the comments. I've only been 3 or 4 times and can't speak to that. One review mentions rimming, but I also cannot speak to that. Hope this helps.

You are a scholar and a gentleman. Thanks for the 411. Might have to try my luck again.

[MartyByrde]

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[AussieFury]

Kiki at Lollibee is sweet as hell. But looks better with the dress on. Skip FS but treat yourself to what could be the most relaxing unrushed quality massage you've had at an AMP with a skilled HJ finish. FS is not her strong suit.

Mia (formerly at Labellas) is at MM today with her friend (she calls her sister) Alice and Cici (but not the original short big boob Cici. An older less attractive and more cranky one).

Was surprised that she pre-cleaned me so well in a certain spot. Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me. Sure enough, she went spelunking with her tongue in my ass. It wasn't a casual little lick. She was on a mission to reach all the way in to my prostate, I think. She continued for like 10 minutes before I flipped over. FS was "OK" but I hate when it starts out by them saying "YOU fuck ME. " Not as snug as I like, but super cute and fun and gets the job done. Her oral skills seem to be her forte. If you're into a girl using her tongue on you in every conceivable way, Mia might be your speed.

Dunno who is currently at Labellas but there was a 2-dude line to see her this morning. Anyone want to tell me what's up there?

Lotus manager texted me to say Keiko is back in L. A. But two new girls are there. Anyone got eyes on them yet?

[Shogun Hua]

Do I have to call ahead for Pinee, or can I just show up?

However, you may want to book an appointment and be early / on time, to guarantee a spot.

[ThatGuy23]

Do I have to call ahead for Pinee, or can I just show up?

[ScotchYoke]

Has anyone been able to actually get any kind of massage at Lilly's Nails and Spa on S 12th St in Tacoma?

This place has about 26 reviews on RM and is said to have Vietnamese MTs. I tried to go once, but I must have given off an LEO vibe, because they denied giving even legit body massages, saying they were foot massage only.

I would love to know what is on their menu. If someone has a RM account, can you please share what the reviews describe?

I have been there several times, but probably not in the last year. $$ gets you CBJ and cfs. 60 to the house and the rest to the girl. She's in her 40's small petite body, dragon tattoo around her torso. One guy claimed she swallowed, in one of the comments. I've only been 3 or 4 times and can't speak to that. One review mentions rimming, but I also cannot speak to that. Hope this helps.

[AussieFury]

Took a quick trip around the horn in Tacoma today during my lunch break. MM, Q Spa and Labella are all the same group of girls, but they rotate locations.

Q Spa was once again closed. Mia, the very cute little spinner, was at Labella's by herself, and was busy with another monger. Being considerate, I did not stay, as I know staying would have resulted in her rushing him.

Instead, I visited MM, which I haven't been to in ages. It seems as though I am not alone, as the place was always swamped in the past, but today was completely empty. I was met by CiCi. She has an OK face, but very nice enhanced breasts. They were soft and you could tell there was a lot of good breast tissue on top of the implants, because they felt natural and great. She also has nice thick nipples, which I really appreciate.

She tried to sell me on doing 4-hands for $. I said no thanks, but that I would consider it for next time. CiCi seemed a bit lazy. Even though there were no customers all day, she simply sat on the side of the table and tickled the boys, instead of giving me a massage. I was a little ticked about that, but figured, what the heck, and asked to flip. On the flip I gave her $. 4, which she seemed thrilled with.

She started to give me a BBBJ, which I have come to expect at these locations, but did it half-heartedly, and only for the briefest of moments. She then put the jimmy on and did it a little more. When she got on top, it was the laziest CG ever. She went up and down literally twice and then just sat on it, with no movement. I almost laughed. I told her to get into mish, and I prepared to go to work. But this too was a fail. She was so tense and would not relax, and kept staring up at the ceiling. The vibe was so bad, and it seemed like she just wanted it to be over. So I stopped and told her to just finish me with an HJ.

After clean up, she got really relaxed and friendly. She offered to massage me, and she actually did a really good job. She said she was tense because my dick was too big and it was hurting her. I almost never believe that line, but I did feel like I was banging into a wall. I told her she should have said something, and I would have been more gentle. I did laugh though when she said, "You don't have Asian size dick. " I guess not.

After a very friendly chat, she told me that she wanted to introduce me to the new girls. She brought in Tina, who looked tired and uninterested. She was a little too plain jane for me. Then she brought in Alice, who is Mia's "sister" who Sarah had suggested I try. She is tiny, with a pretty face, very skinny and small, natural b cups.

I will probably stick to Alice and Mia, as Sarah suggested, and avoid CiCi or Tina. CiCI has a sexy body, IMHO, but I need to be able to do the deed. If your kitty is too small for American men, take it off the menu. Still, it was nice to know that FS was indeed on the menu at MM. I thought it was off the table, but Mia assured me last week, that it was still available most of the time.

Great report, thanks.

Mia texted me this morning and told me she's at MM today.

[AmericanScott]

Has anyone been able to actually get any kind of massage at Lilly's Nails and Spa on S 12th St in Tacoma?

This place has about 26 reviews on RM and is said to have Vietnamese MTs. I tried to go once, but I must have given off an LEO vibe, because they denied giving even legit body massages, saying they were foot massage only.

I would love to know what is on their menu. If someone has a RM account, can you please share what the reviews describe?

[AmericanScott]

Took a quick trip around the horn in Tacoma today during my lunch break. MM, Q Spa and Labella are all the same group of girls, but they rotate locations.

Q Spa was once again closed. Mia, the very cute little spinner, was at Labella's by herself, and was busy with another monger. Being considerate, I did not stay, as I know staying would have resulted in her rushing him.

Instead, I visited MM, which I haven't been to in ages. It seems as though I am not alone, as the place was always swamped in the past, but today was completely empty. I was met by CiCi. She has an OK face, but very nice enhanced breasts. They were soft and you could tell there was a lot of good breast tissue on top of the implants, because they felt natural and great. She also has nice thick nipples, which I really appreciate.

She tried to sell me on doing 4-hands for $. I said no thanks, but that I would consider it for next time. CiCi seemed a bit lazy. Even though there were no customers all day, she simply sat on the side of the table and tickled the boys, instead of giving me a massage. I was a little ticked about that, but figured, what the heck, and asked to flip. On the flip I gave her $. 4, which she seemed thrilled with.

She started to give me a BBBJ, which I have come to expect at these locations, but did it half-heartedly, and only for the briefest of moments. She then put the jimmy on and did it a little more. When she got on top, it was the laziest CG ever. She went up and down literally twice and then just sat on it, with no movement. I almost laughed. I told her to get into mish, and I prepared to go to work. But this too was a fail. She was so tense and would not relax, and kept staring up at the ceiling. The vibe was so bad, and it seemed like she just wanted it to be over. So I stopped and told her to just finish me with an HJ.

After clean up, she got really relaxed and friendly. She offered to massage me, and she actually did a really good job. She said she was tense because my dick was too big and it was hurting her. I almost never believe that line, but I did feel like I was banging into a wall. I told her she should have said something, and I would have been more gentle. I did laugh though when she said, "You don't have Asian size dick. " I guess not.

After a very friendly chat, she told me that she wanted to introduce me to the new girls. She brought in Tina, who looked tired and uninterested. She was a little too plain jane for me. Then she brought in Alice, who is Mia's "sister" who Sarah had suggested I try. She is tiny, with a pretty face, very skinny and small, natural b cups.

I will probably stick to Alice and Mia, as Sarah suggested, and avoid CiCi or Tina. CiCI has a sexy body, IMHO, but I need to be able to do the deed. If your kitty is too small for American men, take it off the menu. Still, it was nice to know that FS was indeed on the menu at MM. I thought it was off the table, but Mia assured me last week, that it was still available most of the time.