Massage Parlor Reports

**BaryMcCochener** · 06-16-23 10:39

Originally Posted by SouthOfVan [View Original Post]

King st. Good. Beautiful milfy gal with glasses. Hot. Handy at finish.

What's the cross street?

**SouthOfVan** · 06-15-23 11:24

King st. Good. Beautiful milfy gal with glasses. Hot. Handy at finish.

Northwest and Bakerview. Great parking lot with back entrance. But why? Complete legit massage from auntie bordering on granny. Younger cuter cal poked her head out. Seemed to be the boss. Completely legit only. The kind where when they massage your legs they wrap your other leg with sheet so no inadvertent touching occurs.

**BaryMcCochener** · 12-13-22 16:51

Originally Posted by MightySecret [View Original Post]

So, I've been looking for a while but not making a lot of progress so I figured I would ask. Where have you found the largest boobs in Washington state? Real or fake, I'm hoping to find literally anyone larger than a C cup. Slim pickings in Whatcom so I'm willing to drive.

Dust-off your Passport and head north. You can check-out Leolist. Cc for pics / ads and then cross-reference with Perb. Cc for validation / verification. Your johnson will thank me but your wallet will curse me.

**MightySecret** · 12-12-22 11:15

So, I've been looking for a while but not making a lot of progress so I figured I would ask. Where have you found the largest boobs in Washington state? Real or fake, I'm hoping to find literally anyone larger than a C cup. Slim pickings in Whatcom so I'm willing to drive.

**BaryMcCochener** · 11-30-22 13:12

Originally Posted by Smcddtc [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. Did you just do a walk in or did you call ahead?

Any OTC / UTC roaming allowed?

Completely random act of horniness (seems to be my MO). Pop-in and see if there's any reason to stay, if not, on to the next.

Light OTC roaming alluding to my intent and there was not much resistence, hence the 'boom-boom' request.

**Smcddtc** · 11-30-22 03:07

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

Dropped-by the other day and was pleasantly surprised that a slender, early / mid-thirties attendant welcomed me in. After some chit-chat and a decent back-rub she requested I turn-over, at which time my request for 'boom-boom' was countered by the HJ pantomime. I just opted for her to continue massaging. She said she's recently up from Ballard and her name is Coco (of course it is), and she's helping her friend (alluded to said friend being the shop-owner) w / the business.

Very good English, light roaming, soft skin. Overall a nice (kinda sensual) experience, just wasn't in the mood for the manual labor. $70/ hr+$30/ tip.

Thanks for the review. Did you just do a walk in or did you call ahead?

Any OTC / UTC roaming allowed?

**SeeksCuriously** · 11-04-22 20:40

Originally Posted by BimForFun [View Original Post]

Where was Alita's?

Alita's that was in Anacortes was awesome!! But didn't last long till it was shut down.

Yeah. It was awesome! And was walking distance from my house. Very sad it's gone.

However, would have gone broke!

Miss that place.

**BaryMcCochener** · 11-04-22 12:20

Dropped-by the other day and was pleasantly surprised that a slender, early / mid-thirties attendant welcomed me in. After some chit-chat and a decent back-rub she requested I turn-over, at which time my request for 'boom-boom' was countered by the HJ pantomime. I just opted for her to continue massaging. She said she's recently up from Ballard and her name is Coco (of course it is), and she's helping her friend (alluded to said friend being the shop-owner) w / the business.

Very good English, light roaming, soft skin. Overall a nice (kinda sensual) experience, just wasn't in the mood for the manual labor. $70/ hr+$30/ tip.

**BimForFun** · 09-30-22 13:04

Where was Alita's?

Alita's that was in Anacortes was awesome!! But didn't last long till it was shut down.

**KitWalker1967** · 09-25-22 02:07

As a monger from what I refer to as The Northern Wastelands, this place has been on my radar for awhile. Between the latest review that was posted on RM yesterday and an already planned trip to Cabela's today, I decided it was time to head south and check it out. Rang the doorbell and waited for roughly a minute. A short auntie wearing some sort of a white "hot nurse"/ go-go dancer outfit let me inside and guided me through the small lobby and second doorway. A much younger hottie, wearing a little black dress that showed off her very nice rack and ass, popped out into the hallway and they both started what I interpreted to be a brief discussion about which one of them was going to deal with me. The younger girl led me to a room further down the hallway. I asked for an hour, but she countered with 30 minutes and asked for $50. Having seen this price bump elsewhere, I forked over the house fee and got settled. A few minutes later, the younger girl came back inside the room and began what was only a cursory massage (no skills whatsoever) while occasionally texting (WTF?) while we talked. She introduced herself as Angela. She appears to be Chinese Filipino, with shoulder length black hair, a tattoo on her right calf and a tight body. Mentioned she was 25 years old, but I'm guessing she's actually in her early 30's. Sweet demeanor, but she's hot and knows she's hot. Asked what I wanted at the flip and damn near laughed in reply when she said $200 for head & boom-boom. Having seen past reviews that cited a $220 total fee, I countered with $160 and said it was all I had. She smiled & nodded, took the cash and left. Since I was sensing she might try to rush things, I was sitting on the edge of the table when she returned with a condom. She initially tried to get me to lie back, but I asked her to remove her dress first and took my sweet time lavishing some attention on her dark nipples while my hands roamed over her body. If she has implants, my compliments to the doctor because I seriously couldn't tell. Aside from some soft moans, she didn't reciprocate in any way. Asked about DATY, but she ignored the question and insisted I lay back. Thankfully she's attractive enough that I already had a chub when she rolled the condom on and started sucking. Her head doctor game was rather unremarkable, so after a few minutes we switched and I had her lay back. Put her calves on my shoulders and rubbed my cock over her cuntlips a bit before sinking inside. Slow-jam stroked her awhile and enjoyed the sight of her body, while she made appropriate / requisite facial expressions & moans, then leaned in and sucked her nipples while eventually pumping harder and finally spraying. When these chicks try to rush things, I just take my time. She jumped up, got dressed and kissed my cheek, then left and returned with a warm washcloth to clean me up and a mini bottle of water. No attempt at any post fun-time massage from her, so I got dressed and left.

If part of your enjoyment of "this thing of ours" is actually receiving a massage, don't waste your time with her. I'd treat this place like the Lynnwood boom-boom parlors. Just hand over $200 - $220 at the very beginning, gently spank Angela's ass and tell her to go get a condom.

**SeeksCuriously** · 08-08-22 21:03

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

Agreed. Unfortunately, Skagit / Whatcom is a desert.

It would seem for things like this. I am guessing hey stay busy enough with out the extras.

Any place that has had extras in the past goes away quickly!

Alita's that was in Anacortes was awesome!! But didn't last long till it was shut down.

The way this valley is.

**BaryMcCochener** · 08-05-22 10:10

Originally Posted by SeeksCuriously [View Original Post]

I did go a head and give Mandy a try. It was ok. Lots of OTC roaming. It was fine over all. But I doubt I'll be back. There are other options in the area and think those options are about the same service with better girls.

Nothing bad, just not. Worthy of a repeat.

Agreed. Unfortunately, Skagit / Whatcom is a desert.

**SeeksCuriously** · 08-04-22 11:45

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

Guessing mid-30's, nice figure, decent English (no barriers but nuanced jokes probably won't be acknowledged. Or perhaps I'm not nearly as funny as I believe), determined to have you finish (even after I let her know that it's probably not going to happen). *side note* possibly a nervous tic, but her eyes would often widen and get intense for a few seconds. Random, I just found it odd not off-putting or anything.

The reason I think there's potential for more was her allowing me to unhook her bra (while I was giving her a short backrub) and her dedication to seeing me to the end. I sense a very YMMV kinda girl and it could take several visits (of which I'm probably not going to invest).

*caveat emptor* the mamasan is not attractive and probably older than me, so be prepared to walk. That's when she called-in Mandy. As far as taking a seat on your chin? I'm the wrong guy for that intel.

I did go a head and give Mandy a try. It was ok. Lots of OTC roaming. It was fine over all. But I doubt I'll be back. There are other options in the area and think those options are about the same service with better girls.

Nothing bad, just not. Worthy of a repeat.

I didn't really ask if there were more options to the menu, but she told me unsolicited that there are no other options. LOL found that kind of funny, maybe I got her on a bad day after a bad customer before me, I don't know. She looked grumpy from the very start.

As always, YMMV.

If a massage and HE is all I seek ill just go see YoYo of at bay massage next to the Safeway.

No extras, but is always fun, flirty and gives a nice massage as well.

**SeeksCuriously** · 06-16-22 08:49

Originally Posted by BaryMcCochener [View Original Post]

Guessing mid-30's, nice figure, decent English (no barriers but nuanced jokes probably won't be acknowledged. Or perhaps I'm not nearly as funny as I believe), determined to have you finish (even after I let her know that it's probably not going to happen). *side note* possibly a nervous tic, but her eyes would often widen and get intense for a few seconds. Random, I just found it odd not off-putting or anything.

The reason I think there's potential for more was her allowing me to unhook her bra (while I was giving her a short backrub) and her dedication to seeing me to the end. I sense a very YMMV kinda girl and it could take several visits (of which I'm probably not going to invest).

*caveat emptor* the mamasan is not attractive and probably older than me, so be prepared to walk. That's when she called-in Mandy. As far as taking a seat on your chin? I'm the wrong guy for that intel.

Thank you, always appreciate intel. I have always avoided this place but have been curious about it.

Might have to give it a shot.

**BaryMcCochener** · 06-15-22 09:45

Originally Posted by SeeksCuriously [View Original Post]

Mandy. Please tell me more.

I have never given that place a second thought as I figured is was more legit or non-erotic.

Possible open to riding my face?

Thank you.

Guessing mid-30's, nice figure, decent English (no barriers but nuanced jokes probably won't be acknowledged. Or perhaps I'm not nearly as funny as I believe), determined to have you finish (even after I let her know that it's probably not going to happen). *side note* possibly a nervous tic, but her eyes would often widen and get intense for a few seconds. Random, I just found it odd not off-putting or anything.

The reason I think there's potential for more was her allowing me to unhook her bra (while I was giving her a short backrub) and her dedication to seeing me to the end. I sense a very YMMV kinda girl and it could take several visits (of which I'm probably not going to invest).

*caveat emptor* the mamasan is not attractive and probably older than me, so be prepared to walk. That's when she called-in Mandy. As far as taking a seat on your chin? I'm the wrong guy for that intel.