Massage Parlor Reports

**BBS109** · 08-02-22 01:35

Newport Nuru off Birch. Room was small but the linen seemed clean. $45 x30 saw Veronica. 20's possibly 30's Latina with bleach blonde hair. She was dressed similar to nurse with mask for duration of massage. I wasn't impressed with the massage and I couldn't tell but her body didn't seem like it was anything worth writing home about so I opted out on the flip. Any independent providers with big naturals or great ass?

**SpicyCurry** · 08-01-22 23:08

I read you can get your balls shaved and suckie fuckie at Clam Chateau on Bolsa in Westminster. Went there and got Kathy, nice looking Viet late thirties maybe. Nice shaving and pampering of the balls and asshole, wasn't shy about handling my cock, moving the shaft around to make way for the shave. Then she says Finish. I asked for FS, she says no. How about a BJ, or just a HJ. No, we don't do that here; and left the room.

Seconds later a guy came in the room. I'm thinking he's going to start shit, but he was friendly and touched my leg. Then moved up my thighs and grabbed my cock. Squirted shaving cream all over his hand and stuck his finger up my ass. Finger in and out, twirling and twisting, and his thumb moving in circular motion tickling my balls. Disgusting and I was offended. After a few minutes I kicked him out with no tips. And turns out he doesn't even work there.

Lessons here is when you write reviews, posting accurate information will help fellow mongers avoid being finger fucked by other mongers. Be true and stay safe.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-01-22 23:06

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Came back to see CaoNee at SH Sunny. Awesome session BBBJ without even have to ask. I wanted to fuck but she said No. She promised last time but said nervous about the loud active couple next door. Assholes next room ruined my chance of FS, but still an awesome session.

On way out, curious so I stuck my head in next door and saw Yoyo sitting on some guy's face. She was startled at first, but then recognized me, waved and started grinding on the guy. *****, she only fucked me before but never sat on my face.

CaoNee or "cow nee" is relatively new, been there a couple months ever since Jennifer left and went upstairs to Bamboo. Less competition upstairs with trans and fat Latinas.

I talked to PPS and he did not know of a "Cow's Knee" but there is a new girl "Cow Lee" or something like that. She was busy varnishing some dude's walking stick. Also pleased to report that they have toilet paper.

What was the damage for the unrequested BBBJ? Girls going to want to get paid.

Actually you had the best situation for FS. If someone else is pounding and grunting, who is going to hear you doing it?

And when you talk about latinas upstairs, are you talking about directly upstairs? There is another building in the same parking lot, with a Vt coffee shop. I think there used to be a spa there too. Are you talking about latinas in that place? Maybe that would clear up the confusion. I think you said you saw Andy and Linda and had no complaints about them trans for latina. So I don't understand where that comes from.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-01-22 22:07

Originally Posted by Booyah63 [View Original Post]

The bathrooms of a spa are usually a fair indicator or how clean the spa is overall. Bamboo's bathroom is filthy.

Sounds like you never been to SH downstairs then.

I wish there was a way to filter out all the discussions about bathrooms and towels.

You're in a closed room for an hour with someone who is with 50-100 other guys a week. This is not a hobby for Felix Unger germ-phobes.

**DJezDick** · 08-01-22 20:12

Originally Posted by Booyah63 [View Original Post]

The bathrooms of a spa are usually a fair indicator or how clean the spa is overall. Bamboo's bathroom is filthy.

Looks clean to me!

**CurtainCasnova** · 08-01-22 16:12

Originally Posted by BenderOver [View Original Post]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..

I'm sorry. I meant the fresh laundry. Not the overall. Dunno that other place that closed. But I got a couple of suggestions. Thanks. I worried after reading some news reports.

**Booyah63** · 08-01-22 15:37

Originally Posted by BenderOver [View Original Post]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention.

If anyone's familiar with the old place on Bolsa called Six Star that's now closed, it's about as clean as that joint. Dark, curtains, carpet, home made wooden bed frames that are super low to the ground, and lumpy mattresses / bedding. That place always made me feel like I was in an oriental harem because everything was just so put together by hand. I'm referring to the fact that nothing in that business looked like a catalog purchase from a professional masseuse or therapy supplier. Much like BW.

The bathrooms of a spa are usually a fair indicator or how clean the spa is overall. Bamboo's bathroom is filthy.

**PeterGuzinya** · 08-01-22 13:13

Originally Posted by Hornilius69 [View Original Post]

Hannah on Goldenwest? Is she still working or not?

A friend went by yesterday and both Hannah and Mimi were working.

**PeterGuzinya** · 08-01-22 13:03

Originally Posted by BenderOver [View Original Post]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..

Speaking of Six Star Bolsa does anyone know what happened to Tina? She left before they closed. A cute butt and a lot of fun.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-01-22 12:48

Originally Posted by BenderOver [View Original Post]

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention..

I am I am developing BW-Review-Fatigue from the whipsawing reports. May I summarize the bottom line here?

It sounds like you have not been there in a while. Several of us have gone there recently and noticed that they have embarked on a new campaign to deal with sheets and towels. They to have drying racks and be folding sheets if you come in at the right time. The sheets and towels are squeaky clean. As they have always been for years. Some speculate that this is in reaction to reports of dirty towels on this forum, despite repeated rebuttals from long term respected members.

Also discussed on this forum several times (by Grimmly et al), is that the carpet around the bed can be moist because the ladies bring in little pails of hot soapy water which they use to do a "very thorough cleaning. " Its virtually impossible for there to be jizz on the carpet unless you have a curved sheppard's stick for a pecker. If you are lying down getting serviced, your wood is angled toward your own face. And there is a girl who is body blocking any stream of jizz from going into orbit.

As for the rest of the place. I would agree with you. Nothing to write home to mama about. Kinda so-so, but its so dark its hard to tell. Nothing overly dirty but not sparkling fresh, and no smell of pinesol. But sheets and towels are were the rubber meets the road and they have always been clean and new.

As for service, I also agree pretty much. There are sort of two classes of Whack-a-pole places. Some that do a respectable massage versus some that just go through the motions somewhat briefly with little effort and short you time. BW along several other places is in higher class of respectable massages. Some guys glow about the amazing quality and perhaps a few say they got a half-ass job but you almost never hear of getting shorted.

Also agree that there is not a lot of distinction in the attractiveness, bodies, or extra services. Why guys go back is their art-of-the-tease which is the best. I always wondered why their competitors don't copy them.

I have yet to see any fat Latina, freaky Latina, skinny Latina, any transexual, any sheepdog trained as a masseuse, nor dripping stalagtyes of fossilized cum dripping down the ceiling. I am still loooking though.

Meanwhile a good monger diet should include a variety from the various monger food groups. Don't obsess with one place or "you will miss all that heavenly glory" (Bruce Lee).

**BenderOver** · 08-01-22 11:00

Originally Posted by CurtainCasnova [View Original Post]

Yeah I was at Bamboo last week and the place is the cleanest I have seen at an AMP. I don't know who is telling tall tales about it. It sounds funny but I appreciate the cleanliness.

Wow, anyone who's been to Bamboo would have a hard time giving this statement any credibility. I'm not saying the place is an outright dump, nor am I stating that it's intentionally trying to be dirty. For all I know, they have a pretty rigorous cleaning policy. But the cleanest in an AMP? No. I can list at least 3 places that are cleaner and that's just on Westminster and Bolsa.

What I do know is that the place is way too dark inside to be able to tell how clean it is, I've been inside and gotten my socks moist upon taking off my shoes, the massage tables aren't actual massage tables, but home-built wooden framed platforms with not too new mattress / bedding covering the frames, and I've been there on a couple of occasions where I'm directed to the room and told to wait a minute while they spray the massage table with a spray bottle, mind you they sprayed it with it already covered and ready to go.

The handy's there are reliable with unreliable roaming factors. Hard to gauge the beauty behind the mask, as the several times I went was during Covid peaks in the last couple of years. But most of the providers I asked for were the namebrands discussed on this board and they weren't unattractive. Don't recall any particularly good mileage to mention.

If anyone's familiar with the old place on Bolsa called Six Star that's now closed, it's about as clean as that joint. Dark, curtains, carpet, home made wooden bed frames that are super low to the ground, and lumpy mattresses / bedding. That place always made me feel like I was in an oriental harem because everything was just so put together by hand. I'm referring to the fact that nothing in that business looked like a catalog purchase from a professional masseuse or therapy supplier. Much like BW.

**SpicyMayo** · 08-01-22 02:14

Met with her last night and I got to say, hands down, the greatest nuru provider I've had so far. I've only seen about 4 providers so far, but she's definitely above the standard. It is a spa location, but appointment only. My total damage was about $400 but it was worth every penny.

For that much she allowed nearly everything, CBJ, camel slides, lfk, and prob dfk but I would ask before. While she doesn't advertise GFE, it certainly felt very passionate with the way she moaned and cuddled. She also told me that I have a really nice dick compared to her other clients but she probably says that with everyone. They offer a shower which you can take with her. She's also fetish friendly, she told me about a client who wanted her to shit on him, so whatever your fetish is, she's probably okay with it. I don't believe she does BBBJ maybe if your hygiene is good or if your a regular. She does also offer FS for $500 Total, which also includes everything else.

She a short stack with a huge dump truck ass, a small waist, and a good pair. Her insta is where she is most active and where I booked, she does respond a bit slow but that's because she takes her time with all her clients so be patient. She has an OF, but to save you the time it's not worth $30, it has a few nudes, a couple videos and hardly ever posts.

However, she told me she was taking a break during August, not completely gone, just less active, so she will be hard to book. Also she told me that she might start increasing her prices soon, so I'm glad I booked her when I did. The title is her PD handle which also has her insta. Get her while you still can!

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-01-22 02:01

Originally Posted by DeeNewGuy [View Original Post]

Went back to AirBody as it's been good to me. Walked in and was greeted by girl I wasn't really into and was going to ask if someone else was available or walk out but didn't. She takes my $35 for 30 minutes and leads me to a room. I ask to use the restroom and it has a shower. I had showered before so I was good. Go back to the room and get undressed. Lay down and in walks a different girl so it workout for me. I was laying down but got a good look at her. She was wearing a mask and had on some cargo pants and a tucked in long sleeve. Says hello and starts with my shoulders asks if I've been there before and I say yes. She then took off the towel and got on top of the table, her knees were between the back of my head as she works my back. Her massage was really good uses her forearm and applies good pressure. Works the back of my legs with some light teasing. I typically like more teasing which I've got from some of the other girls here but not as much from her. On the flip she said she didn't know what I like so asked what I wanted. I went with just HJ. She lays down on the table next to me and begins a slow stroke. I grab her ass and reach under for FOV. She's sitting up a little as I'm laying down and I notice she has a small figure with some nice tits. I start grabbing them and she lifts up her shirt and bra. Those tits are amazing I start sucking on them while she's stroking away. I'm rubbing my fingers over her pants and she's moaning a bit which turned me on, I explode and she says happy Friday LOL. She walks out to get a hot towel and cleans me up. I leave $60 on the table as she walks out again to bring me a water and as I'm getting dressed I ask for her name. She said Mia. I've read about her on here but I'm glad I was able to experience her myself. She was great and those tits reminded me of Tila Tequilas tits only a little better. I will see her again for sure.

Sounds like Haley to me. I had similar experience and she has similar body. Only difference was that she not only wanted 60 clams, she wanted it right fucking now. Cash in hand. Before the stroke would resume. I forgot about the shower in the bathroom. I didn't use it, but that's a nice feature which is quite rare.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-01-22 01:54

Originally Posted by SeekingSex [View Original Post]

I went to BW last Friday and as usual, the sheet I laid on was freshly laundered. I was there after lunch, so there were a few more customers before me.

I had Andie and she was great as usual. As admin posted a few few posts down. Read the reviews and if most reviewers are saying positive things about a place and a couple are being overly negative, then use your judgement to decide which viewpoint is more believable.

Good luck.

Thanks for the good report. Yeah Andy is old faithful. Every time you go in, you blow to high heaven. Just bring a blue light in and look at the ceiling. The milky way of man milk.

I was over there recently too, and it feels like they got so much laundry stuff going on, you might ask them to do a few dress shirts while you wait.

Negative reviews are actually really valuable, if they are honest, or related to reality in some way.

**Seeking Sex** · 08-01-22 00:08

Originally Posted by CurtainCasnova [View Original Post]

Yeah I was at Bamboo last week and the place is the cleanest I have seen at an AMP. I don't know who is telling tall tales about it. It sounds funny but I appreciate the cleanliness. Are there some other nearby shops which are clean and nice inside with some privacy?

Bali massage has rooms with doors for an extra fee. They are clean in my opinion.