Massage Parlor Reports

**JoeSchmo91** · 07-28-22 03:09

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

There's no way on this green earth I'd pay $17 for a burrito regardless of the location.

Get one at Starbucks then LOL.

**JoeSchmo91** · 07-28-22 03:08

Cindy's been a broken record in this place. She overcharged me now. All good probably of guys stiffing her on their way out. Thanks to slammer LOL. $140 for CIm and BbbFs / CIp. But why you want to? Just saying.

She's related to Lucy and Fish And Chips. All the girls are sisters it seems at these AMPs.

Marcia, her apartment in the seedier Side of SA.

Parking sucked. But her mouth made it all worth it. Too bad for the guys in here says she doesn't exist because she gets booked up fast thru multiple adult sites🙃. Not going to mention them because the Krongers will bash your head and make your head spin if they don't get same experiences it seems. Krongers= Karens Mongers LOL. Her sweet juice was flowing if you shove a finger in her Vag. In the right spots. Gives excellent massage, Pm me for a great find. Total damage was $250, but for a hot 30 something white girl that slurps your balls and cock is with every cum drop of mine.

**JoeSchmo91** · 07-28-22 02:59

Originally Posted by Hornilius69 [View Original Post]

Where does Hanna work now?

I tried Lucky Massage in Santa Ana, not sure it's the same one. But she had a nice body with biggins on top!

The mamasans English was bad probably just rushed me over to make her House money as they call it. Basically their cut / rent money Laughing my Ass Out loud.

$40 for half and $60 to jack me off til I Came on her round nipples.

Good tease, I give it a 7 out of 10 over all experience.

Just watch out for the homeless dudes scoping your cars out.

**Mr Plumber** · 07-28-22 02:59

Originally Posted by PeterGuzinya [View Original Post]

Cindy is back at My Happy Feet. A 45 year old with a nice body. She tries hard to please.

Ha! I was on a steady diet of 'Cindy' at MHF, 3 or 4 times per week. She certainly delivers but it was starting to be too much. PPSN assumed she's who I wanted to see when just showed up and that sorta fed on itself. Even if I asked for a 'new girl' he'd call Cindy as the 'new girl. ' I've told him many times now during my pre-visit phone call, "Who besides Cindy? No want Cindy today. " It takes a couple repeats of this message before he gets it. Sometimes I just give up and say, "No problem, I'll call tomorrow" and hang up. Thank goodness so many options remain. At least for now.

**Hornilius69** · 07-28-22 02:17

Originally Posted by PeterGuzinya [View Original Post]

Cindy is back at My Happy Feet. A 45 year old with a nice body. She tries hard to please.

No way, Cindy is in her 70 at least for a Chinese GILF. She might look 45, but in her 70's.

**Chaos019** · 07-28-22 01:18

Good lord! That's an expensive burrito. Does it at least come with all the fixings and is it big enough? I've heard of $10-12 burritos, but never $17. Wow.

Originally Posted by TommyGaines [View Original Post]

My breakfast burrito at Mama's on Beach was barely over 10 bucks pre-covid. Now it's 17. When I started mongering, HE was 20. When it went to 40, my visits to AMP decreased and elected to go FS at private houses for 120. Much better deal to go from HE to FS for just 40. Then BW came along with 30 door and 30 tip, and I was pulled back in. Now BW is 60, but FS also jumped, from 160-300 depending on each talent's own asking price. An older gentlemen used to tell me (now I'm his age then), if you don't want to pay, pull out a benji and lay it in front, between you and the monitor, DYI and whack it, clean up and put the benji back in your pocket. A hard day's work is done.

Do I wish it's 40, of course. But would I pay 60, yes, because I can't stop.

**YouMeToYou** · 07-28-22 00:10

Originally Posted by FrankFromMesa [View Original Post]

FYI, Sheriff was there around 330 pm yesterday. "Shops closed buddy".

Oh well. Saved me some money!

Any harm to mongers who were having fun when sheriff arrived?

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 07-27-22 23:57

Originally Posted by Kevin80 [View Original Post]

Mountbaldy, knowing what I now know about you, I find your last sentence extremely sad.

Mountbaldy is another dude on another site. But I appreciate your commiserating with my bittersweet mongering love life. Bro-hug.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 07-27-22 23:56

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

A burrito filled with beans and rice ain't worth it especially if too much rice. Man guys out here I think they think they're impressing these women? It's like I think if you give them an extra extra good tip they're going to like you. Lots of guys have the wrong idea on these women just like a $17 burrito. It ain't worth it!

That's a good point and I have fallen victim to over-tipping when I was happy. But the other side of the coin is that you get the basic burrito at Taco Bell for $1. 70, but its $3. 70 for the supreme burrito with extras.

I guess mongering is a bit like shopping in flea markets. You need to haggle, bluff, or pay the price for that antique Coca-Cola bottle.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 07-27-22 23:48

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Didn't you say something about backdoor? Is no anus entry, then what's the $80 tip for?

It sounds like $80 was for wonderful GFE and first class dong pull. I believe like Andy lights up and gives her best when a man is gentle and affectionate, but I have a strong suspicion that she doesn't react the same when a guy presents his uniwped ass with shit still warm to the touch. I guess she is just funny that way. Women are so hard to understand.

"Yeah, I'm a back door man.

I'm a back door man.

The men don't know.

But the little girls understand".

- Jim Morrison, the Doors, "Backdoor Man".

**PeterGuzinya** · 07-27-22 23:45

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Not sure if this Lisa was the replacement for Cindy when she left MHF. Your description of her is pretty accurate. She's got a bit of a tummy but I didn't notice any back folds. Other than her and Cindy I don't know who else is there as PPSN keeps shuffling the lineup. Coco has left, as did Livi and Hanna (good riddance to Hanna's whiny, greedy ass). I'm hopeful Angela returns after she finishes massage school. Lily would be nice to see as well but she seems to be damaged goods. Sad to see as she was such a sweety.

Cindy is back at My Happy Feet. A 45 year old with a nice body. She tries hard to please.

**Mr Plumber** · 07-27-22 23:04

Originally Posted by Hornilius69 [View Original Post]

Where does Hanna work now?

No clue, H, sorry. I'm hoping she did you better than me.

**SaltyDog** · 07-27-22 22:58

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

There's no way on this green earth I'd pay $17 for a burrito regardless of the location.

A burrito filled with beans and rice ain't worth it especially if too much rice. Man guys out here I think they think they're impressing these women? It's like I think if you give them an extra extra good tip they're going to like you. Lots of guys have the wrong idea on these women just like a $17 burrito. It ain't worth it!

**Hornilius69** · 07-27-22 20:29

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Not sure if this Lisa was the replacement for Cindy when she left MHF. Your description of her is pretty accurate. She's got a bit of a tummy but I didn't notice any back folds. Other than her and Cindy I don't know who else is there as PPSN keeps shuffling the lineup. Coco has left, as did Livi and Hanna (good riddance to Hanna's whiny, greedy ass). I'm hopeful Angela returns after she finishes massage school. Lily would be nice to see as well but she seems to be damaged goods. Sad to see as she was such a sweety.

Where does Hanna work now?

**Member #6750** · 07-27-22 19:56

Went over here to see IG: ariaa. Skyy. Latina I think with nice curvy body. Paid total 145 for Nuru. She instantly took off her clothes as soon as she walked in and asked what I wanted. Almost no massage using hands but chose to rub her tits all over my back for awhile before the flip. Did the usual Nuru body slide and got on top of with her lower half in my face and let me touch wherever. Hot girl, pretty cool but have had better 7/10 but would probably go again.

Anybody have info on Body and Sope or Surf city massage on beach?