Massage Parlor Reports

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 07-25-22 17:28

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.

I went to BW and asked for Cow-knee, and was told there is no such girl but half a dozen other guys are asking for her. I had to "make do" with Linda for a great serssion beyond all expectations.

**Mr Plumber** · 07-25-22 17:07

Originally Posted by BenderOver [View Original Post]

Thanks Plumber. Any reason why you didn't put L&L on this list?

Other than I haven't been there but a few times in these many years of hobbying. I've heard plenty of good stuff though. Air Body and Bali are two others I've enjoyed but just not as frequently. DarkroomDaddy had a good idea with this 'Top 5' suggestion. Several mentioned I need to revisit as it's been a long time cumming. Ehr. Coming. Ehr. Going!

**PeterGuzinya** · 07-25-22 14:32

I saw Linda at true Care. 40 yo. Decent body. Relaxing massage. Perky B's for her age. I sat up and she did bra up and I reached in to find an unshaven pussy. She took it pretty well when I shot on her hip. 65. I recommend.

**BenderOver** · 07-25-22 12:51

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Top 5; Not in Rank Order:

5* - Euclid and Edinger.

My Happy Feet. Bolsa and Brookhurst.

Happy Day Spa. Bolsa near Beach Blvd.

Golden Star. Euclid and Chapman.

Bamboo Wood and / or SH. Both at Westminster and Magnolia.

All are good for a decent, if not excellent, massage and HJ, at non-GPS rates. Also from (almost) any of them, the more you invest in time and roses with a specific provider, the more you'll receive in return. All the way up to and including BBFS.

Have fun, Ladies and Gents.

Thanks Plumber. Any reason why you didn't put L&L on this list?

**QuickOne** · 07-25-22 12:36

Joy Spa (F. V.) closed. I miss how she would squeeze her body onto my back as the massage. I felt like I was being ridden like Seabisquit.

Mindy from Solace (S. A.) now in Orange. Barberwaxingqueen. Easy on the eyes.

True Care (S. A.) nice massage.

Seven Seas (C. M.) Good massage and excellent use of her feet!

Happy Happy (Westminster) Hit or miss with rotating staff.

**OcSteven** · 07-25-22 09:35

After reading the myriad of reports. Some legit, others pure BS based on the attention craving musings of a sad lonely poster- decided to see for myself.

Went to gym first and then bamboo so was looking forward to it as I like a post workout massage. Went in and saw the mamasan. Was hoping they had 45 minutes but only 30/60. She charged me 45 for an hour so still mega affordable. Asked for Andi based on the reports here and was greeted by another gal, not andi but since it was my first time thought it was her so said "nice to see you again" as she led me to the back in a super dark curtained area. Started undressing and Andi came in with a new sheet for the table- made me feel like it was a clean operation though she could have just been reusing sheets over and over. Also got me thinking that maybe every girl who works there may be known as Andi.

Anyhow- she gets to it and it was legit great massage. She was digging in with her elbows and when they say deep tissue there weren't fucking around. I like a good strong, firm massage and she was delivering to the point I thought I was going to need a safe word to get her to ease off. Spent a lot of time on neck back and shoulders before working my legs. She applied a good amount of oil and started the tease which wax expertly given. At times thought she was about to jam her finger in my ahole but she never did which was ok with me. After a good 5 minutes of tease we hit the flip and was a good handy. Started slow and worked into the JH. Finished and cleaned up. She worked a bit more on my chest and shoulders.

All in all excellent massage and excellent tease / buildup. Tipped her $60 and she didn't make a sad face or ask for more.

Was a great experience and will probably try downstairs place next just to see the difference.

But certainly worthy of the top 5.

**PeterGuzinya** · 07-24-22 22:56

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.

I went in based on your review and the mms said no new girl and no Vietnamese. Are you sure it was Bamboo Wood? It worked out ok, I got Jessica. Attractive woman. Nice handy. But I'd be interested if that's another shop you went to.

**MMacFly** · 07-24-22 19:04

Tried out Coconut massage. Got Tina from Thailand. Just skipped the massage because I know it would suck anyway. She said only 30 min was available. 40 to the house and 140 tip. I think she was the only one there. CBJ and CFS. Was pretty uninspired. There are security cameras in the room and she wouldn't stop looking at them almost the whole time. I actually had to stop and just get a HJ which was a total jackhammer. I am losing faith in FS massage places. Most are not very good service. Wouldn't repeat with her although she was decent looking. Almost no English. Was a nice girl but just seemed rushed and not into it. Ok to the next!

**Sticker** · 07-24-22 17:34

I'll list my top-5, but just a straight HE without much more doesn't put a huge smile on my face.

So.

Although YMMV, my #1 is Yumi from the TLC Enclave in Costa Mesa. Total GFE / PSE for me, going on for quite a while now. While she sometimes flakes out, when we connect, it's pretty damn special.

Happy Day, Tustin. Just reconnected with Tina after a pre-covid break from that place. She's a MILF, but pretty easy on the eyes overall, and is down for BBBJ and more if she likes you.

Rainbow Massage, Tustin. The theme for me is convenience, so I like to stick to Tustin, Santa Ana and Costa Mesa. Westminster, GG and beyond are more than I want to commute. Rainbow always has late 20's or early 30's girls, with different levels of access. More than a couple will get nekkid and allow DATY, some will do less, so may do more.

Coconut SA. Lulu in particular, but the others are serviceable, too. BBBJ and CFS. Pretty girls overall.

Six Star Tustin / SA. Either CFS or at least DATY and CBJ / BBBJ depending. A quick drive over there for me, so a good plan B.

**Dunkey21** · 07-24-22 16:47

First time visiting Ma Clinic in LH. Location isn't the best considering it's right next door to an Albertsons but went at night when it wasn't so busy. Did a 4 hand with Cici and Helen. Opted for 30 since I just wanted to see how I went. Massage started of slow with lots of mutual touch and the teasing was decent. Didn't get any clothes off nor did I try so maybe next time. On the flip their tag team strategy was amazing and had me shaking on the table. All in all I'd say it worth it. Damage was 140. Will repeat.

Also, does anyone have any info on this provider? Might have to toftt but any info would be appreciated thanks.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Bod.../22531805.html

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 07-24-22 14:55

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.

Wow this is great news, Spicy Chicken. If I recall you have discovered two new girls at BW in the past week, and on the first visit with each, one wanted to blow, and one wanted to fuck, but sadly not that particular day. Did you come back again to collect the prize on the 2nd visit? Maybe you're a more desirable guy, because most of us, had to slowly build the confidence of the super star providers to gain just a little more access after each big tip. Can you tell us your secret? (However, please spare us any more secrets involved unwiped asses.) None of the girls I have had there are as wild as they are at other nearby places.

**MichaelMeyers** · 07-24-22 13:43

Lovely Linda at Santa Ana bed page ad.

Hot late 30's. No FS. Good HJ and boobage play. Still fun.

**MichaelMeyers** · 07-24-22 13:42

Golden pussy rates.

$180 BBBJ.

$220 BBBJ and FS.

$250. BBBJ and BBFS.

**VinnieJenkins** · 07-24-22 11:08

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

What's the GPS rates?

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

**KammyMike** · 07-24-22 09:37

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Top 5; Not in Rank Order:

5* - Euclid and Edinger.

My Happy Feet. Bolsa and Brookhurst.

Happy Day Spa. Bolsa near Beach Blvd.

Golden Star. Euclid and Chapman.

Bamboo Wood and / or SH. Both at Westminster and Magnolia.

All are good for a decent, if not excellent, massage and HJ, at non-GPS rates. Also from (almost) any of them, the more you invest in time and roses with a specific provider, the more you'll receive in return. All the way up to and including BBFS.

Have fun, Ladies and Gents.

What's the GPS rates?