Massage Parlor Reports

[Pasquelo]

I'm at the point in my mongering life where I don't even want FS anymore. Looking back at all of the FS mongering experiences I've had in my life, 90% of them have been nothing special. She hops on top and rides me to finish and it's over pretty quick, or I climb on top and maybe we change positions once or twice, but it has almost always felt like an "ok, let's get this over with" moment. There have been exceptions of course. Those are the other 10% that we all look for. I have found that more often than not, an expertly delivered HJ brings me more pleasure than a quickie FS session from someone who isn't really that into it.

By expertly delivered, I generally mean fully naked provider who gives a decent massage, does a lot of teasing, doesn't mind being mutually touched, and takes her time with a nice slow release (and doesn't just make me bust my nut in 30 seconds like most do). Those expert HJs are hard to come by, but when you find one it's pure bliss IMHO. Throw a little BBBJ into the mix and you've hit the jackpot.

My thoughts exactly! Especially if you're a regular and they know exactly what you like and know how long you usually last so they can prolong the pleasure. I too am done with the wam-bams.

[Grimmy23]

As Grimmly has previously pointed out, the carpets are wet because the girls bring mini-buckets of water to do the BW-patented hot water tease. The only way cum would be on the carpet is if some guys have firehoses for dicks. And most guys are face up when they pop the weasel, so you won't find much man milk on the sheets. But I actually get a new sheet when I go.

Although I do disagree with NG about the finger. I have never seen them use a rubber glove. I am pretty hopeful that they wash their hands often and thoroughly. Probably the biggest danger is using that same hand to give you a handy dandy, and transfer some friends from BM silo to ICBM. But no one seems to have come down with anything, so you are probably fine.

When you are in their note that before the flip, and after the pop, they leave the room for five minutes and you hear a lot of water running. That's a good sign.

Indeed, going there for years, I have never smelled anything bad. I think they keep the place fairly clean.

The more interesting aspect of this, is why someone keeps making outrageously false comments about fat Latinas, trans women, MMS doing guys, and the rest. Hopefully we can all agree to provide honest information that is helpful.

Here's the deal with sheets, and this applies not only to Bamboo but to pretty much any shop in this hobby. I privately shared a pic with a few people of what I estimate a day's worth of laundry looks like at BW based on their traffic. I always have that much laundry sitting around my spa at any given moment so it was easy for me to set that much aside for a pic. It's a huge pile, much bigger than most people would imagine. Bigger than I would have imagined before I got into the spa business. BW has one washing machine and I don't think it even works. It's in the restroom. I go to the restroom every visit and I have never once seen it running. They don't have a dryer. Somebody asked one of the girls and they said they do laundry at home and bring it in. Somebody else was there early one morning and personally saw them carrying baskets of clean sheets and towels upstairs. Ok cool. But the amount they described being carried upstairs didn't come close to matching up with the enormous pile that I sent them a pic of.

Now look at it this way. The amount of laundry that their amount of daily traffic would produce would require about 8 loads in the washing machine. That's an hour wash and an hour dry each load. If, and it's a big if, they have one of the commercial grade high capacity washers and dryers at home it's maybe half that, but still 4 hours of wash time and 4 hours of dry time, plus folding which is quite laborious. And that many sheets is a lot heavier than most people would realize. Carrying them up and down stairs would be quite a workout. And if they're washing at home after hours, that means somebody is up all night doing laundry.

Put all of that together and you see that they're at least washing some of their sheets. What I deduce from everything is that they're re-using the same "clean" sheet for multiple customers during the day. They do change the sheet right in front of you when you come in, but they almost certainly have to be using sheets that were already used for somebody else for at least some of the services. Assuming nobody jizzes on the sheets it isn't awful. As DRD says, most guys just shoot on themselves and the girl wipes it up. But it would get them shut down by the health department if they found out. I've heard about many AMPs that got cited by public health for exactly that.

At least they're changing, and probably checking to make sure they aren't wet before reusing them on another customer. There are AMPs that blatantly don't change the sheets at all, and a couple I went into where the sheets were so disgusting that I walked out. That definitely isn't the case at BW.

So like anything else, you have to weigh what "sanitary" means for you. If you're expecting medical clinic clean, you're not going to get that in this hobby hardly anywhere. If you mean "not disgusting" and "cleaner than 90% of other places in this hobby," BW fits the bill.

[BigErection]

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[DarkRoomDaddy]

I was at BW today, I am a once a week guy there. It is sanitary. They use clean linen, at least for me. The floors are clean. There are ZERO transsexuals on staff, there are ZERO Latinas on staff. All MTs are Chinese. Mindy, the MMS, seldom works a massage and certainly does not provide FS. BW is a Jack Shack. Be polite. You will get a HJ on your first visit. You may or may not get above waist OTC or UTC access on your first or second visit. Ask, "Is this ok?" The massages at BW are above the norm for an AMP, and some are outstanding.

Regarding Andy. She gives a top notch massage, one of the best at BW. She's also one of the better looking girls. Sometimes she's a little quiet, just be polite. She is not quick on the trigger for extras, except you will get an excellent slow HJ. If you want to touch her use the "Is this ok" technique. After 3-5 visits, if she likes you, she will open up a bit. Because of her popularity, call Mindy 1-2 days before and book an appointment with Andy.

We look forward to your field report.

BW has its charms, but I always felt I got a better massage at SH downstairs or YZ 2 miles away. The BW massage is fairly simplistic because half the time is for the elaborate tease, flip, and follow-up. The girls at SH will break a sweat and carry out a little more complicated and thorough massage script. And YZ is all about a quality massage where the girl never leaves the room (unlike SH and BW where the girl will leave 3-4 times for as much as 5 minutes each time). You can also get just as good a massage at Top10 on Brookhurst and Westminster, just a mile east of the SH / BW funplex. As long as you don't get Tiffany over there. Bali is not bad either. I really don't understand this fixation on BW. Other than their tease. SH offers much easier access and open menu. At BW you essentially have to date your provider over a period of time to get the access you can get right off the bat at SH.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

As much as I like BW and go there all the time, it is certainly not sanitary. I go in with flip flop so I can avoid walking on the cum carpet. I bring a tissue with me and put it under jr when I first lay down. I doubt if the sheets get changed with each customer. However, once everything gets going, you're not really thinking about it. Except when Andy sticks her finger in, I think about all the A-holes it's been in before I got there that day.

As Grimmly has previously pointed out, the carpets are wet because the girls bring mini-buckets of water to do the BW-patented hot water tease. The only way cum would be on the carpet is if some guys have firehoses for dicks. And most guys are face up when they pop the weasel, so you won't find much man milk on the sheets. But I actually get a new sheet when I go.

Although I do disagree with NG about the finger. I have never seen them use a rubber glove. I am pretty hopeful that they wash their hands often and thoroughly. Probably the biggest danger is using that same hand to give you a handy dandy, and transfer some friends from BM silo to ICBM. But no one seems to have come down with anything, so you are probably fine.

When you are in their note that before the flip, and after the pop, they leave the room for five minutes and you hear a lot of water running. That's a good sign.

Indeed, going there for years, I have never smelled anything bad. I think they keep the place fairly clean.

The more interesting aspect of this, is why someone keeps making outrageously false comments about fat Latinas, trans women, MMS doing guys, and the rest. Hopefully we can all agree to provide honest information that is helpful.

[ChrisPoontang]

have you ever noticed that she puts on a disposable glove when she provides anal stimulation and then throws it away when finished?

You don't want her putting on the disposable glove?

You want the bareback finger treatment?

[SpicyCurry]

One of the girls at Young Zi told me she opened her own shop in Costa Mesa but wouldn't tell me the name. I'm surprised she even said that much.

I was at YZ On Wednesday and didnt recognize any names on the list. I dont go in as often since all of my favs have quit or been fired. Coco reaches out occasionally to visit but wont tell me where she is,,, just out of the area.

That Amy girl can't keep her mouth shut, can she?

[Falcon123]

Went to Fair in CM tonight at 8 pm and it is a ghost town, every door locked, all signs off.

[Skinny Dugan]

One of the girls at Young Zi told me she opened her own shop in Costa Mesa but wouldn't tell me the name. I'm surprised she even said that much.

I was at YZ On Wednesday and didnt recognize any names on the list. I dont go in as often since all of my favs have quit or been fired. Coco reaches out occasionally to visit but wont tell me where she is,,, just out of the area.

I heard they let two girls go and the others left because of the peepholes, which are now covered. Grace has opened her own shop somewhere.

[Nice Guy 99]

As much as I like BW and go there all the time, it is certainly not sanitary. I go in with flip flop so I can avoid walking on the cum carpet. I bring a tissue with me and put it under jr when I first lay down. I doubt if the sheets get changed with each customer. However, once everything gets going, you're not really thinking about it. Except when Andy sticks her finger in, I think about all the A-holes it's been in before I got there that day.

Tommy, I respectfully disagree with you on the sheets. My MT always changes them, replacing with clean ones.

Regarding Andy and her finger, have you ever noticed that she puts on a disposable glove when she provides anal stimulation and then throws it away when finished? If you're a regular with Andy, you can also ask her to drop that part from her routine with you. I've tailored the routine with my BW regular significantly and it works well for both of us.

[Nice Guy 99]

All the discussion regarding BW has convinced me to visit. However, with all the questionable info circulating lately I want to confirm whether you all think BW is sanitary. At least within reason.

The service sounds great and it seems that Andy is the go to (at least for my 1st time). Just think I can pull the trigger if the place isn't reasonably clean. Any help / info for all you who have experienced it is much appreciated.

I was at BW today, I am a once a week guy there. It is sanitary. They use clean linen, at least for me. The floors are clean. There are ZERO transsexuals on staff, there are ZERO Latinas on staff. All MTs are Chinese. Mindy, the MMS, seldom works a massage and certainly does not provide FS. BW is a Jack Shack. Be polite. You will get a HJ on your first visit. You may or may not get above waist OTC or UTC access on your first or second visit. Ask, "Is this ok?" The massages at BW are above the norm for an AMP, and some are outstanding.

Regarding Andy. She gives a top notch massage, one of the best at BW. She's also one of the better looking girls. Sometimes she's a little quiet, just be polite. She is not quick on the trigger for extras, except you will get an excellent slow HJ. If you want to touch her use the "Is this ok" technique. After 3-5 visits, if she likes you, she will open up a bit. Because of her popularity, call Mindy 1-2 days before and book an appointment with Andy.

We look forward to your field report.

[PeterGuzinya]

Apparently they fired 3/4 of the staff a year or two ago. Anyone know the story there? Were all the providers-in-the-dividers given the boot, and only the tease-but-no-please girls retained? There are several fine women like Bella still there who do a micro-tease. Just enough to her tip up, but not get your tip up.

I heard they let two girls go and the others left because of the peepholes, which are now covered. Grace has opened her own shop somewhere.

[PeterGuzinya]

I stopped by Tip Top Massage on Euclid and Bolsa /1st St in SA. Two girls working, both Chinese around 40. One was cute but chubby. I got the other one, Tina. Decent looking with a very nice body. Solid B's. Good massage. I asked for some extra pressure on my shoulders and neck and she got into it for me. She went to a tickle massage just before the flip. She asked if I wanted a head massage. I said we could come back to that. She asked if I wanted and pointed. I said of course. She knows what she's doing. She asked how much. I said 40. She said 60. I said 50. She got busy. For 50 only otc but I'm pretty sure if I bring more next she would be open to more. She did finish the remaining time on my head, arms, hand and feet. She works M-F. I recommend.

[PotsAndPans138]

I booked time with Tia / Tilla for Nuru Seventeen as there seem to be some great report here. Booking was for the most part straightforward and I booked 1 hour but about 45 min before my slot she texted me and said her client bailed and asked if I could come earlier. I told her I can be there in 30 min at best for which I did. I came in, laid down and in comes a very fit Asian girl. I was a bit surprised cause she describes herself as "thick" but to my surprise this girl was a 10/10 in my book (picky eaters might say she's 8/10 though). She tells me the price which was $20 higher than what I was quoted. I told her I brought exact amount (which was a lie of course) and she said "it's okay". She starts off with a massage which was surprisingly decent but targeted mostly my back for about 5 min. Then she asks me to turn over and she starts her nuru part which included having her boobs (which was on the harder side) on top of my face at which point she offered something. I want to say she asked if I wanted to drink orange juice out of them, $20 extra. I declined as I'm not sure what I heard. Anyway she slides her body up and down few times and eventually sits facing me, holding my dick between her legs and starts jacking me off. She looked pretty hot with my dick so close to her pussy and I exploded after a couple minutes. Then she cleans me up and asks me if I want more massage or nuru. I actually enjoyed her massage so went with that. After all is said and done I had gotten about 30-35 min of service and asked her if it's been an hour yet, to which she replied that no but since I only brought enough for 45 min, she gave a 45 min service. I was slightly annoyed so I didn't tip. She also told me that she's not Tia but she's actually Angie. I was taken aback because at no point in time was this communicated to me so I got slightly more annoyed. She told me they switched because she thought I would enjoy someone more fit, which I probably wouldn't have minded but still, not what I ordered so that kind of destroyed the mood afterwards. In hindsight I'm guessing her client came late and so she got Angie to cover her.

TLDR: Overall Angie was very hot, her massage skills are excellent, her nuru was slightly on mechanical side but her hotness helps cover some of that. If you're okay with that or want to try out the orange juice part (not 100% sure what I heard though), I would recommend her. She's probably in her mid 20's and judging from her accent, I would assume she's Vietnamese.

[SpicyCurry]

Are you serious about Bamboo girls being trans? I banged several there back in a days before prices went crazy.

Also how much they charge for FS in SH?

I'm guessing you were fucking those bamboo girls in the dark and weren't sure which hole dickie was in. Notice how quiet they usually are too, deep voices is a dead giveaway.

FS at SH is from $120 to $250, depends on how much they stand looking at you.