Massage Parlor Reports

**BigErection** · 06-22-22 12:08

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Booked an appointment with Andie at Bamboo right after lunch. Big mistake! Got there, paid fee and felt like taking a crap. Went to the bathroom and it hit me, fuck, someone warned about no toilet seat at bamboo. Got to dump a load but it's not going to happen with no seat. Went out, told Andie to wait and I'll be right back. Ran downstairs passed Grace told her I needed to use the bathroom. Got in the restroom, and fuck, remembered somebody warned me about no paper at SH. Only a few pieces left on the roll; but had to go so I bombed the place. Hope no one heard me from the outside. Opened the door; girls and a customer stood right outside waiting. I walked passed them and said, don't go in there.

Back upstairs Andie gave an excellent massage, but I felt bad when she teased my asshole with her firearm and hands because I knew I wasn't clean. A bit uncomfortable too because I needed a second round of dumping.

Man that's a shitty story. Dude you need to change your diet. Cut down on the spicy curry. Are you Indian or Paki? Just eat curry on days you are Not mongering. Bring baby wipes with you to clean your shit hole. I don't want my masseuse to have hidden shit on her hands and forearms. Or just stop by a Walmart to take a shit.

**DJezDick** · 06-22-22 11:50

Originally Posted by JohnPot [View Original Post]

Yumi, Kim, Tropic beauty. Are the 3 names come to mine. Now I wonder where Dior, her friend, work now?

Dior is still working with that group. Check their adds on BP. The most explicit ones. "(UCanCumInsideMyPssy)".

I have not seen her since she worked at fairview / warner.

**HeadorTail** · 06-22-22 08:48

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

Mountbaldy is talking to Headortail, sad. Let me guess, you both find the short fat 65 year old Helen at SH yummy. Not judging, what ever float your boat, but anyone follows your recommendation on Helen, be prepared for what you're about to get.

Anyone that's a frequent visitor to SH knows that what I said about Rose and Grace is true. Unlike anything you've ever posted here. And what would be the value of making a statement under one user name, then making a correction with another? I'm asking you because it seems to be a specialty of yours. I hesitate to even post this. This site is supposed to be about sharing information about our visits to massage parlors. In that spirit, Laura and Emily at True Care are worth a visit. Service and looks are similar to the Bali girls at the same price point.

**Alowicious** · 06-22-22 02:17

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**OcHobby949** · 06-21-22 20:46

Stopped by 107 & 109 today only to find the doors closed.

I didn't try the doors but they seemed to be closed. I went across the hall to 112. Paid $45 for the entry and there was only one Latina girl available (forgot her name). She was dressed in scrubs. Long blonde hair and tats on her arms. She was kinda cute, 20 something but no tits. She came in and asked for what I wanted. I was a bit nervous saying it because 107 & 109 seemed to be closed. I asked her for a hug. She said yes, I lightly grabbed her a $$ and then felt comfortable b / c she didn't pull away. I asked what the rate was for nude handy and she told me $20 with light touching on the outside, $$ for full access to the kitty. No FS or BBBJ. I told her that was way beyond what I brought. She refunded my money.

I went to Bio a couple miles away. 35 for 1/2 + 45 for a topless HE. I saw a 30 something Latina with big 👀. Nothing more is available there.

Seems like inflation has hit the hobby. What's the going rate for FS + BBBJ?

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 06-21-22 20:41

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**SpicyCurry** · 06-21-22 19:53

Booked an appointment with Andie at Bamboo right after lunch. Big mistake! Got there, paid fee and felt like taking a crap. Went to the bathroom and it hit me, fuck, someone warned about no toilet seat at bamboo. Got to dump a load but it's not going to happen with no seat. Went out, told Andie to wait and I'll be right back. Ran downstairs passed Grace told her I needed to use the bathroom. Got in the restroom, and fuck, remembered somebody warned me about no paper at SH. Only a few pieces left on the roll; but had to go so I bombed the place. Hope no one heard me from the outside. Opened the door; girls and a customer stood right outside waiting. I walked passed them and said, don't go in there.

Back upstairs Andie gave an excellent massage, but I felt bad when she teased my asshole with her firearm and hands because I knew I wasn't clean. A bit uncomfortable too because I needed a second round of dumping.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 06-21-22 19:20

Originally Posted by SpicyCurry [View Original Post]

.... your recommendation on Helen, be prepared for what you're about to get.

Yes she is older. But she has natural small C cups with nice nips. She allows full access. Some guys report a lot more menu items. She also works her ass off giving you a good massage. And she is also kind and sweet. She will see you in the lobby coming back from getting your tube lubed, and yet she always smiles and says hi. She is never in a bad mood, and love to laugh at jokes and teasing. And she is the only one who has been there for 7 years after so many other girls have come and gone.

You can go for Yoyo who is the cutest there. Pretty good massage but little to no access, tool polishing as she looks up at the ceiling just wanting it all to end as quickly as possible, etc.

You can go over to Top10 and get Tiffany who is cute and young. But you get a shit massage, small a-cups, a crap attitude, and a need for serious cash to see her gash. If that's better for you, then to each his own.

Its a dark room. See Helen. Imagine Tiffany. And have the time of your life for a reasonable fee. Is that so bad?

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 06-21-22 19:10

Originally Posted by AmpLoverOC [View Original Post]

Mindy and Jessica does give good head, but I figured they are tired and worn out like Helen and Grace and Sunny spa.

I want some of this action too. How did you swing it?

**Plasma Spray** · 06-21-22 18:54

Went by there a few days ago as I had itch that needs ascratching.

Drew a nice Chinese with b tatas. . The room was VERY small by AMP standards. But man. It smelled luke she had gum dz or something! Was going to give her my de tust number. But what a turn off.

The same thing happened last week with AW. I could just not get the smell out of my clothes it seems. It was lingering even during dinner! It ruined my lunch and dinner both times!

But the FS was good though! Ezcept both complained that I took too long as I was distracted from nutting!

Wonder if the gum dz crap can cause my wiener issues from BBBJ!. I know I should ask my dentist. LOL!

**Dohma22** · 06-21-22 18:03

3rd time now back at detox spot and each time have had a different latina. This time it was a younger Colombiana 23. Nice and curvy natural Cs. I would consider very cute, best one I've had there, and would totally spit game if she was a civilian. 40 hhr door fee and 140 donation for cfs. No kissing, no daty, and she kept rubbing her clit. I think as a way to block access. Super mechanical w / tittie sucking, pretend asphyxiation, and as many cfs positions as I could muster. It's not GFE / pse but for < 2 benjamins and if I'm in the mood for spanish food I'll be back.

**SpicyCurry** · 06-21-22 17:22

Originally Posted by JustinAlias [View Original Post]

DRD, I believe you have confused Rose with Grace. Rose's verbal skills are very limited, as opposed to her oral skills. Grace is the queen bee in the shop in the mornings. Both cute girls.

Mountbaldy is talking to Headortail, sad. Let me guess, you both find the short fat 65 year old Helen at SH yummy. Not judging, what ever float your boat, but anyone follows your recommendation on Helen, be prepared for what you're about to get.

**JohnPot** · 06-21-22 16:57

Yumi, Kim, Tropic beauty. Are the 3 names come to mine. Now I wonder where Dior, her friend, work now?

Originally Posted by DJezDick [View Original Post]

TLC spa (Faireview / Warner) I used to go there. FS place. They moved to the Enclave apartments in CM. The same girl runs it. Her name is Yumi. Not sure which name she uses now. Everything is available. Just bring your $$ Mechanical service.

The other TLC on newport blv. Is a HJ only place.

**RBFSyndrome** · 06-21-22 15:45

Lisa at angel. First impression, she's not a looker (my standards) and I'd place her somewhere along the BW ladies.

B cups and small ass, roaming all over allowed, fiv not really.

She was ready to go for anything but just opted for BBBJ for 80.

She gives good massage to my surprise and head but shorted me on time bc shop was closing.

Probably won't be back bc I really hate the cheap perfume smell. But if you want all sorts of service for not too much, this is a good spot. Slammer can't do no wrong.

Are there any other cool ladies here?

**LC310** · 06-21-22 14:57

Originally Posted by JulianSorel [View Original Post]

Checked out this place for some pube and underarm hair removal. The chick who did the service had an amazing rack. She looks like the 1st and 6th picture, but more milfish. Body is amazing actually, those fucking milk jugs. Was able to just get the service and little teasing, wondering what she is down for? I didn't want to push my luck. But I would love to unleash those girls.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22468839.html

What was the cost for manscaping? I've been to Susan at Adorable Skin on Harbor in Garden Grove and she would give you a HJ with her tits out for a tip after the wax and shave, but she was always begging for tips and trying to upsell you to get a massage from one of the many girls she had going through the place.