Massage Parlor Reports

[DoctorDoctor]

You bring up some really fair points, of course now that most of my blood is flowing into my brain I can answer a little more accurately.

I thought the table shower looked clean and well furnished but the rooms are still the very same rooms they were with Jin.

I think the place overall is very minimalist in nature. Definitely not immaculate like you would find at Spa Sung for instance. Rooms did have doors though if I recall, so, the curtains are gone. However specifically the room I was in had an open window that was adjacent to the front desk. And the only veil for said window was a cheap set roller shades.

Truthfully when I went to visit Connie it was in the evening when everyone else in the building had gone home; since we were alone I wasn't really worried about the idea of people listening and / or walking in us during the *cough* ahem. Massage.

But yes, if there is a scenario where they're multiple girls servicing customers throughout the day with thin walls surrounded by legitimate businesses I can foresee this becoming a problem unless Connie does some serious redecorating.

Jin installed a table shower years ago. Back in the old TMR days, she tried to keep up with times. Recall one or two times she washed me. It was always covered with a small towel. Some parts were not touched. Think there was also a stand up shower.

Anyway, after a few TS it seemed off the table, so to speak.

[TheDrowned]

TD,

Thanks for that very full and complete report. I was a customer of Jin's pre-Covid. Her place was convenient and inconspicuous. I only knew her place as providing legitimate Chinese massage in a somewhat Spartan environment. I was unaware if she had a shower, or even table shower facility in her place. I was never offered the opportunity to take one.

What I recall, however, is her Front Office always appeared untidy, with her desk littered with food, bills, letters, newspapers and magazines. I also recall the massage rooms were outfitted at minimal cost. Yes, the towels and sheets were clean, but the walls in the rooms did not go up to the ceiling. I cannot recall whether there were proper doors or just curtains separating the room from the small hallway. You could hear conversations between therapists over the piped in classical music.

So, what I want to know is whether Ms. Connie (or her "investors") have upgraded the place beyond a table shower room? Are there proper rooms with a decent level of privacy?

I appreciate you taking one for the team. It will be interesting to discover whether Ms. Connie and her incoming staff will become a gold standard full service KAMP.

Vaughn.

You bring up some really fair points, of course now that most of my blood is flowing into my brain I can answer a little more accurately.

I thought the table shower looked clean and well furnished but the rooms are still the very same rooms they were with Jin.

I think the place overall is very minimalist in nature. Definitely not immaculate like you would find at Spa Sung for instance. Rooms did have doors though if I recall, so, the curtains are gone. However specifically the room I was in had an open window that was adjacent to the front desk. And the only veil for said window was a cheap set roller shades.

Truthfully when I went to visit Connie it was in the evening when everyone else in the building had gone home; since we were alone I wasn't really worried about the idea of people listening and / or walking in us during the *cough* ahem. Massage.

But yes, if there is a scenario where they're multiple girls servicing customers throughout the day with thin walls surrounded by legitimate businesses I can foresee this becoming a problem unless Connie does some serious redecorating.

[Iohannes1971]

I was in Woodbridge along Rte 1. There is a little place on Opitz (if unsure, rubmaps will show the way) that I had stopped before and really enjoyed myself. The girl that time was Jenny. Chinese, probably late-30's, attractive, squishy but not fat. That is how I like them. She gave a good massage and a nice NOVA+ finish. She did camel slide an DATY while stroking with zero hesitation and worked on a second finish for me because time allowed. She worked hard an never complained at all.

I was hoping to see Jenny again but I got Penny. Penny isn't as pretty as Jenny but has a similar squishy build. She was really pleasant and smiling and had a nice personality. She held my hand as she guided me to the room and rubbed my back and butt as I entered. She was wearing short shorts and a small shoulder less top. I let her do her massage for a while and it was a really good massage. I was not expecting one that good. She was getting in there and doing it right. She would whisper things in my ear here and there, "so handsome", "take care of you, baby", and things like that.

I let my hand wander and started stroking her thighs and ass. There was plenty of room to start sliding my thumb up and discover she had some very tiny lacy panties on. That were already wet. She whispered in my ear, "Ohh you make me so wet, baby. " I was thinking, "Jesus. She is really really wet. " I was ready to flip and she noticed and pulled the pillow out. Then she pulled her shorts and panties down, opened her stance a bit and I started rubbing her clit, which was hard and she was dripping. She whispered, "Just take care of me" and took her top off. She has (maybe) B cups and she mentioned they were small. They looked nice and nice nipples and I told her so and nursed a bit while still rubbing her very very wet pussy.

I laid on my back and she climbed on. I was not there for FS and rarely do that. I do enjoy camel slides though. I didn't ask her for it but she went straight for the camel slide. I am absolutely certain FS is on the table though. Anyway, she started grinding on me hard. Her pussy was so wet. Her lips were so spread. It really felt like FS. Her face was showing how much she was into this. Then she started rubbing herself while grinding telling me she is going to cum. She finished herself and was shuddering as she collapses on top of me. She did this twice.

She turned around and I was DATY and she was grinding herself into my face while stroking me. She kept saying "Suck my pussy", "lick my pussy good, baby", etc. She is a very naughty girl. I started playing with her asshole and that was a limit for her. I guess we all have our limits. She moved down to reverse CG and grinded more. I swear, it felt almost as good as FS. I told her I was going to cum. I wanted to warn because I was all over her pussy. She kept on and I busted. She kept sliding a few moments longer and then got up to clean herself. She giggled and said, "Ohhh so much. " She cleaned me up pretty good and left the room to clean up herself.

I still had some time left and she spent that time doing a really good foot massage and told me about her garden and things she likes to cook and eat. She really is so nice and pleasant. I am definitely returning. I even had a few moments thinking I am going to take this girl out on a date. But, I resisted.

Penny is the best time I have had in a while. Jenny was a great time when I went before. She was off though. Penny is not there Tuesday and Wednesday and sometimes Thursday. Jenny is off Monday, probably other days but that is as much of the scheduling I got.

8 for the hour and 1. 1 for the tip.

[BhamExplorer]

Not sure if this is the right place, but I wanted to compare the AMPs that I've been with a PV agency. To be honest, with what some AMPs ask for tip. I found it totally worth it. Met Maria from BG and she was amazing with also great personality. Not sure if I'll go back to the AMP with the other agencies available. Just throwing it out there. Maybe I'm missing something, but the AMPs I have been to haven't been great.

Sorry, not from the area. What does BG stand for?

[VaughnBraun]

Lucky Spa, Annandale.

I've reviewed before. Nothing new to report, just restating: For my monger money, Vicky provides the best deep tissue massage experience (always and ever).

Don't be in a hurry, and don't expect uncommon to NoVA menu items -- expect only a great massage experience.

Yes. I visit other places regularly (I am a monger) and I also report on those places (I am a monger who shares intel). As most know, a variety of experiences, like spices, is good for the appetite. When my appetite is for only-the-best, I visit Lucky Spa.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

PA,

Thanks, again, for your review. I, too, appreciate a high quality massage session. Though I prefer Thai therapists, I have experienced great service at Korean places like Spa Sung. Though the therapists there are very professional, I find their HE to be too mechanical and akin to being jackhammered.

My question is can I coordinate an appointment at Lucky via text, or can it only be accomplished via telephone conversation? In my mind, telephone conversations can cause confusion due to the language barrier. And I never walk in for an immediate appointment, as that also causes confusion and awkward silence while waiting around in the lobby area.

I appreciate your fairness and depth and breadth of reporting. Thanks, again, for the vector to Lucky.

- Vaughn.

[SheltsDee]

The board provides valuable information, but one must use it effectively. Before venturing out, the most important thing is to decide what you want to get out of your dream. For me I like different flavors depending on the day. If massage is more important to me than the HE, then I'll pick a provider I know will give me a real professional massage. If I'm horny and just need to bust a nut in some girl, then I have providers for that as well. It really depends on the kind of mood I'm in and that's how I maximize the success of my visit. Knowledge is power.

Most independent Thai masseuses are escorts first and foremost. If you are going to Lisa for instance it's not for the massage.

She is a sweet girl but who like most in her predicament has no formal education in the US. She went to school in Thailand (not for massage) but those vocational skills do not transfer over as easily in America so escorting becomes the only lucrative alternative when you got mouths to feed and need to pay for the roof over your head.

She's only 30 so she's much younger than some of the mainstay independent Thais here, but she shouldn't be your go to for massage. KK and Candy I would argue are the reverse Lisa. They pride themselves on giving a good massage and provide extras only as means to keep you coming back. I've never had a problem with her attitude and I've dealt with my fair share of sour experiences, but put yourself in their shoes for a moment. When you're getting fucked upwards of 10 times a day, 6 days a week.

By men of all ages / sizes / odors / and all the quirky or pushy personalities in between, let's see how polite you'd be at the end of the day.

Burnout and exhaustion is a very real thing for these girls, and the train will never stop. Nor can we control its destination. But we can choose the right train that will take us home.

Every river ends with me. -TD.

From sb who worked in a regular spa as she apparently has I'd have expected better, which was where things didn't add up. Didn't know they were being slotted like that. Previous reviews remarked good for massage. It could all be bs of course. Experience shows you take what's written with a large grain of salt. YMMV and all that. To rock up and ask for more dough when you haven't even given allotted time, and not offer anything is not on. At least do minimum and then ask.

[VaughnBraun]

Decided to check out Jins old place to see what the fuss was about, and it does indeed look like she sold the spa to a Korean provider which adds another AMP to deck of cards already on gallows road.

TD,

Thanks for that very full and complete report. I was a customer of Jin's pre-Covid. Her place was convenient and inconspicuous. I only knew her place as providing legitimate Chinese massage in a somewhat Spartan environment. I was unaware if she had a shower, or even table shower facility in her place. I was never offered the opportunity to take one.

What I recall, however, is her Front Office always appeared untidy, with her desk littered with food, bills, letters, newspapers and magazines. I also recall the massage rooms were outfitted at minimal cost. Yes, the towels and sheets were clean, but the walls in the rooms did not go up to the ceiling. I cannot recall whether there were proper doors or just curtains separating the room from the small hallway. You could hear conversations between therapists over the piped in classical music.

So, what I want to know is whether Ms. Connie (or her "investors") have upgraded the place beyond a table shower room? Are there proper rooms with a decent level of privacy?

I appreciate you taking one for the team. It will be interesting to discover whether Ms. Connie and her incoming staff will become a gold standard full service KAMP.

Vaughn.

[TheDrowned]

This one has little in terms of demonstrable skills or experience. When a provider uses elbows only for the majority of the session than anything else it's a clear sign they haven't got a clue. I suspect if you're like me you'll know pretty early on that you're being bulshited. The only enthusiasm shown is for Tips and finishing early.

Shorts on time; not a good experience. That feeling of why the f did I bother.

Extras available but wouldn't go there, not worth the time or effort.

Good location and venue. In short, if you want to avoid ridiculous upselling and that familiar feeling of leaving a place very dissatisfied with someone that doesn't even bother to be polite or provide a basic service, suggest not to go.

Hit a new low in terms of service which I didn't think was possible in this area which is already pretty low.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../18124943.html

The board provides valuable information, but one must use it effectively. Before venturing out, the most important thing is to decide what you want to get out of your dream. For me I like different flavors depending on the day. If massage is more important to me than the HE, then I'll pick a provider I know will give me a real professional massage. If I'm horny and just need to bust a nut in some girl, then I have providers for that as well. It really depends on the kind of mood I'm in and that's how I maximize the success of my visit. Knowledge is power.

Most independent Thai masseuses are escorts first and foremost. If you are going to Lisa for instance it's not for the massage.

She is a sweet girl but who like most in her predicament has no formal education in the US. She went to school in Thailand (not for massage) but those vocational skills do not transfer over as easily in America so escorting becomes the only lucrative alternative when you got mouths to feed and need to pay for the roof over your head.

She's only 30 so she's much younger than some of the mainstay independent Thais here, but she shouldn't be your go to for massage. KK and Candy I would argue are the reverse Lisa. They pride themselves on giving a good massage and provide extras only as means to keep you coming back. I've never had a problem with her attitude and I've dealt with my fair share of sour experiences, but put yourself in their shoes for a moment. When you're getting fucked upwards of 10 times a day, 6 days a week.

By men of all ages / sizes / odors / and all the quirky or pushy personalities in between, let's see how polite you'd be at the end of the day.

Burnout and exhaustion is a very real thing for these girls, and the train will never stop. Nor can we control its destination. But we can choose the right train that will take us home.

Every river ends with me. -TD.

[Ksl93]

Not sure if this is the right place, but I wanted to compare the AMPs that I've been with a PV agency. To be honest, with what some AMPs ask for tip. I found it totally worth it. Met Maria from BG and she was amazing with also great personality. Not sure if I'll go back to the AMP with the other agencies available. Just throwing it out there. Maybe I'm missing something, but the AMPs I have been to haven't been great.

[SheltsDee]

This one has little in terms of demonstrable skills or experience. When a provider uses elbows only for the majority of the session than anything else it's a clear sign they haven't got a clue. I suspect if you're like me you'll know pretty early on that you're being bulshited. The only enthusiasm shown is for Tips and finishing early.

Shorts on time; not a good experience. That feeling of why the f did I bother.

Extras available but wouldn't go there, not worth the time or effort.

Good location and venue. In short, if you want to avoid ridiculous upselling and that familiar feeling of leaving a place very dissatisfied with someone that doesn't even bother to be polite or provide a basic service, suggest not to go.

Hit a new low in terms of service which I didn't think was possible in this area which is already pretty low.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../18124943.html

[Tom McAn]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

Any shooting in a crowded shopping mall will draw plenty of media attention regardless of whether or not anyone was wounded. Thank God no one was shot in yesterday's incident, although three people suffered injuries during the evacuation. Besides yesterday's shooting, there have been several other incidents recently. Still, I don't feel unsafe when I go out after dark in my neighborhood. I moved to this area in the mid-1980's and I've lived here since. My car was vandalized once many years ago when I lived a couple of miles from Fairfax City, but that's about it. The two times I got mugged were in downtown DC while I was looking for streetwalkers, and that was about 30 years ago. I long ago stopped picking up streetwalkers.

Having said that, one has to check their surroundings and take necessary precautions. Gang activity is present in some areas of the county.

I've visited local providers in a couple of questionable neighborhoods in recent years, one near Alexandria and another in Annandale. I visited both of them in the early evening before it got dark. Nothing happened, but I'm not sure I'd want to visit those neighborhoods late at night. Be sensible, check your surroundings, trust your gut and you should be OK.

[PilotAviator]

Secto-Generian. Hmmmm.

Seventy is septuaginta.

Sixty SEXoginta.

Regardless, with almost 1400 posts, Mike's word is worth a listen regardless of his age!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Fairfax county is pretty safe. Mostly middle class, working class community. Lot of government people who commute to dc and quantico live in the area. Hard working, family oriented community. With that being said, any community can have pockets of violence, peaks, ebbs and flows. As a general rule, go looking for trouble and you will find it, fairfax is no different. Don't let that keep you from living your life. But, let your understanding of the world inform your decision making. Keep your head on a swivel, know the areas in which you're heading, and if something seems too good, or too bad to be true, pass and live to fight another day. I hope this helps. I have mongered in some of the worst places on earth and I'm here, approaching secto-Generian status and I've lived to tell.

[TheDrowned]

Decided to check out Jins old place to see what the fuss was about, and it does indeed look like she sold the spa to a Korean provider which adds another AMP to deck of cards already on gallows road.

Met at the door by Connie, who I assume is the owner. She's in that twilight between MMS and provider in terms of age. Not young but not old either. As for her looks, she was on the thin side but with a little flab. She's got what I like to call smokers teeth. Attractive as long as she keeps her mouth shut, curly hair, skimpy red dress that lets you see the underwear whenever she bends down or lifts her arms up to high.

There is a table shower now, not sure there was one with Jin (I never used it if there was) but I decided to let Connie wash me off before the quick massage.

After she washed me off she lead me back into the room and asked if I wanted a back walk? I obliged and it was pretty good. There was 90's heavy rock playing as she walked on my back, a departure from the usual massage music, but a welcome one. She massaged me for about 15 minutes more then it was time for the flip.

She asked me if I wanted everything. I concurred and she told me it would be 140. I told her that was too expensive but convinced her to lower the asking price and then she left to get a cover so FS could commence.

She asked for the money first which is fair as this was my first time. Normally I also grab my glasses at the same time anyway, but for obvious reasons I decided I better leave the glasses off, assured myself she was much prettier that way. She has tiny breasts with small pointy nipples. A small tattoo a over her clavicle and I pounded her in multiple positions before finding in k9. Overall it was an ok time.

She told me she's got plans to get 4 girls over the next couple weeks.

Sophie, Sky, and Coco. Yep she gave me their names so I'm inclined to believe she's telling the truth.

Seems promising and I will return next week to see if Connie can deliver on the promise.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Barlon]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../18132334.html

Short details.

Location: Springfield.

Rate for my session: 80 entree fee and 200 for FS.

Services: HJ-Daty-CG-Doggy-Mish.

Massage quality: Forgettable.

Face: 5. 8/10.

Body: 5. 5/10.

Attitude: business like.

Would I repeat? Not really.

Long details:

From time to time I like to pass by Blue to receive a nice TS and massage with some fun. However this time it didn't really filled my satisfaction. I call in to set a appointment and lady behind the phone said she was ready whenever. She opens the door and I get greeted by your typical skinny mature Asian lady, decent face, saggy tits with a little tiny bit of ass. She asked what I wanted and I told her FS with TS. It ran me about 200 total. TS was average with a tiny bit of teasing on the little guy. Dried me up and was on the way to the massage table. The massage was very forgettable, if anything it was just little soft touches on my back and neck, no real deep tissue massage. She did however started kissing my back from bottom to top so that was a positive. She tells me to flip and she's completely nude with like I said, some saggy tits and a little bit of ass. She gives me an alright HJ, followed by a short CBJ. She saddles up and rides me in CG. Maybe she was having a rough day or was tired but the chemistry wasn't there. She would just stare at me with some little moans. I told her to lay on her back for some Daty, a bit responsive but wanted to go forward with the next set of postions. A little bit of mish for a bit and then some doggy. Did doggy for at least 10 minutes but couldn't pop in the bag. She gives me a HJ while I'm playing with her ass and I pop. Cleans me up and we say our goodbyes. Not the worst massage experience I had, it was just average. I will come back to Blue and see if there's more talent there but Aqua didn't really do it for me. As always my experience might be different from yours. Treat the ladies right and stay safe fellas.

[Serpico99]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

Yes, it's very safe compared to a lot of other areas. It's very affluent here. Quality of life "crime" and property crime is up in the area as most local prosecutors are refusing to prosecute such things (or give a slap on the hand) due to the perception that prosecuting such things is biased against minorities.