Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Plumber]

If you're so kind and generous as to tip $60 for a legit foot massage in an open room, why are you whining about the $60 requests from the Bamboo girls.

Because the Bamboo girls don't, as a rule, give up the gash. They're asking for more $ for the same or lesser services. And for the final time, the $60 at Palm Tree was a fishing expedition. All the chum in the water wasn't going to yield anything interesting. But the effort was still fun.

#SerialAntagonistMuch.

[Seeking Sex]

You dated a crazy Asian girl. Must of been hell, I was married to one, not AMP worker LOL. Anyways. You guys got it all wrong, the girl pays $20 to $40 a day to work at these places. Ask them. So just pay better and don't expect too much imo. Seriously tho ya some are on work visas some aren't. Speaking of that Mindy's doesn't have the house.

It was not bad. She was not crazy and we had fun. I felt that we had a connection and that helped me when I asked her out.

[TopGunMaverick]

Found this place. It's off of 17th and the 5 freeway in Santa Ana.

Good body rub by mid 30's Asian gal.

https://nightfunpages.com/grand-open...ly-40-30-mins/

Not bad $40 per 30 minutes and $50 for tips.

Quite a find! Thanks for the tip brutha!

[TopGunMaverick]

I have to back up my wingman. Damn straight. Lurking LE. Dirty towels. You got that right brutha! What's the name of that cheerleader. I call sloppy seconds.

[SpicyCurry]

Because over the decades, starting in 1996, I've ended up balls-deep in so much pussy by being charming, kind and generous, that's why. Works out well for me most wvery time. In fact, there's a Judy I'm moments away from enjoying again at an OC joint. Nice round booty, which now gets uncovered by her willingly, in anticipation of what's next. So you do yourself. While I do Judy.

If you're so kind and generous as to tip $60 for a legit foot massage in an open room, why are you whining about the $60 requests from the Bamboo girls.

[Qeast]

I dropped by Coconut in SA. Its an older building with plenty of parking. It's easy to visit discretely, if the "walk of shame" is a concern.

I was greeted by a C-RA who collected the house fee and led me to the room ($40 for 30 min.) I didn't ask for a shower; she didn't ask if I wanted one.

A different C-RA came in to do the massage. I noticed that both wore similar outfits: jean shorts and a black T-shirt. (Uniform of the day?) She proceeded to provide a decent massage. In fact, early on, her positioning didn't allow me to touch her--so I decided to go along and see how things developed. Eventually, we got on the same page. 50/50 for $140.

Don't complain that I overpaid. I keeping my options open in case I want to visit again. I don't want to be branded as cheap.

Both of the ladies I observed had nice figures--at least the type I prefer. I suspect that they look young, but are older than they appear. I say that because both had really understated makeup, and no noticeable ink. (Regarding the makeup, I'm referring to the heavy mascara and exaggerated eye lashes that a lot of younger women--or women trying to look younger, sport nowadays.).

BTW: "coco nucifera" is commonly called coconut or coconut palm for the fruit it produces. (Yes, it is a fruit - not a nut.) I'm just saying some are getting too "clever" pretending to be discrete.

[Alowicious]

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[Alowicious]

Big problem here is that O Spa is not in Lake Forest. This reads like fiction.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck. Just ignore him.

[GoKipper]

Thanks you saved me some money. Cindy at the same place is older petite Asian with good service I would recommend instead. Trying to find out if Amanda offers extra like someone here mentioned but didn't want to waste my money.

Met with Hailey at LF Nuru 109. She's an HYA, but not very service oriented, and not many extras. HE only. Damage. 6 to the house, $. 6 to her.

Would not repeat, would not recommend.

[Mr Plumber]

Why worry about tipping 40 or 60 at Bamboo, when you tipped $60 to a girl at Palm Tree in an open foot massage room, and suggesting you would tip even more.

Because over the decades, starting in 1996, I've ended up balls-deep in so much pussy by being charming, kind and generous, that's why. Works out well for me most wvery time. In fact, there's a Judy I'm moments away from enjoying again at an OC joint. Nice round booty, which now gets uncovered by her willingly, in anticipation of what's next. So you do yourself. While I do Judy.

[DonkeyPuncha]

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

Can use a translator. How much of a crapshoot are the El Classificado hookups? Would be cool if there were a separate thread for those.

[HeadorTail]

I hope everyone believes all the Trash talk about the the girls, the service, the laundry, the parking, the bad restaurants, monkey pox, the FBI setting up outside, the Hindenburg crash you've been getting shoveled your way lately. Much easier to see the ladies there. About the housing I think you'll discover that in the OC that housing plan is very common. It's not like they're stacked ten deep. Most have their own rooms. Again, I'm talking about a lot of places. When rooms are renting for $1,000 a month around town it's a great deal for them. I have no agenda as I write this. Just sharing my insights and perspective. With the $35 fee for the hour it's still a hell of a deal.

[Taws6]

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[Irish Punk]

Met with Hailey at LF Nuru 109. She's an HYA, but not very service oriented, and not many extras. HE only. Damage. 6 to the house, $. 6 to her.

Would not repeat, would not recommend.

[TopGunToday]

Man o man Chili's top queen has a nice rack today. I'm so glad I can cum here twice a week. No more Lucy types. Just young fresh ones here. And yes people AMPs can send you and angel once in while. Super busy shopping center, next to the OC Lau seafood shopping places. Walk of shame as you leave their place. But just put a mask on and they don't know who you are these days. LOL.