Massage Parlor Reports

[KammyMike]

First visit to Happy Day in CM on Harbor by the salvation army. Greeted by 2 cute Koreans in lingerie. Knew everything was on the table from the first moment. Door fee 40 for 30 minutes. Linda led me to the room and gave a 10 minute back massage, pretty weak but at least she tried. Then flipped and I asked for BJ. She only offered covered, which is less than ideal, but still ok by me. She left the room and came back with her friend and started super hard sell on 4 hands, in this case 4 lips. They weren't taking no for an answer and in the end I caved, after insisting on 2 shots. They put on a good show and had good skills and good stamina going for shot number 2. No complaints about it taking too long and gave ample breast feeding opportunities. Not bad bodies, a little chubby but not fat. Cute faces. Great attitudes. I'm normally a HJ after decent massage kind of guy, so may not repeat, but it was an unexpectedly pleasant evening. Anybody else been here?

How much for the 4 hands 3 some?

[Alowicious]

Google says it's a palm tree. Maybe it's the Palm in Santa Ana.

It's a specific type of palm with a specific type of NUT.

[BenderOver]

Good info. Thanks for checking this place out. Maybe an early morning appointment would help mitigate the odor issues. Did you get any massage to fill the extra time, or did you leave as soon as the deed was done?

Yeah, I got a 5 minute massage where she basically stroked oil all over my back. Then she tried to get me hard with a reach under, but with all the oil, it just wasn't happening. So she flipped me over and the party began.

[Bonyuri]

Google says it's a palm tree. Maybe it's the Palm in Santa Ana.

I couldn't find a Palm or Palm Tree on Warner in Santa Ana. But I found a Coconut Spa on Warner in Santa Ana. Just sayin! Good luck mongers!

[AmpLoverOC]

I heard they got new talent. Last time their Thai chicks were good and BJ and pussy play Z.

[AmpLoverOC]

I highly recommend her VIP option. You won't regret it.

Marcia and Joanie are the best ones lately in that game. Besides Spirals my new Go to spot in Santa Ana. They just opened one in Cm too.

[AmpLoverOC]

Complete waste of time. Bad attitudes and baits and switches. They are in Wm and fountain valley. Bamboo and disgusting towels as I first hand experienced, the BJ was horrible almost bit it off like that movie according to garp. So they had chubby asian girls and big Latinas. If that's your thing.

[JustDee]

Alow's post got me interested in checking the place out and at least either refuting his reviews or supporting it. Mostly support, but a few added details. I'm a bit on the wall about Alow partly shilling for the place, but at least the joint IS service avail. Read on for the deets.

Went there today and it was BUSY. I mean I must have casually nodded my head to no less than 3 other mongers at this joint in the lobby. Had to wait for a gal to finish and be available, and even then they weren't taking 60 minute sessions. Only 30 minutes.

I didn't see anyone that the boards have mentioned, such as Jennifer, Lulu, Anne, Amy, etc. As a matter of fact, the girls available didn't even know those names, but that's no big surprise because it's happened at other service joints before.

So today, there was only Tiffany and Emily. There was probably another girl available, but I didn't see her. A lot of mandarin being spoken in the hallway like they're calling audibles on who to see, but it was busy as fuck there.

I ended up getting Emily and was pretty happy with her because she was slightly prettier and skinnier than Tiffany. But both, to Alow's credit, were pretty enough to rate as 7. 0 if not 7. 5.

Here's the LASER for Emily.

L F 7 to 7. 5, she's kind of plain Chinese looking, but there's nothing to her smiling face that you'd find unattractive. She's just not like some centerfold hot Chinese model. Body is 8. 5 easy, difficult to spot implants, still don't know for sure. But when I laid her down and raised her arms above her head, one boob made some weird wrinkled shape so it really can go either way. My guess is that she's had a kid at one point or another. As shapely as her tits were (when she was standing up), her nipples are rather small for a B+ to C cup. Keeping me guessing.

I was already laughing at the calling audibles part, but the smells made me drop my phone and start dying lmao. I'm going to have to slide by and see how it is since some of my FS places are laying low thanks to LE.

[AmpLoverOC]

I keep seeing Panda and Jx.

One offers BJ and the other one gives good handies. I guess I'll have to check them both out since everyone's abut their own paid places.

[AmpLoverOC]

Oc beauty bar. I hear in FV is good but I think they moved to Santa Ana.

[HeadHunter1969]

I did a 30 minute session with Hazel at her private incall. She is on private delights https://privatedelights.ch/profile/hazelsmiles - The pictures on her PD page are pretty accurate. Great rack and ass and she's fairly fit. She says she used to work at Angel Touch in Orange before doing her own thing. She has a good looking friend named Kim with nice natural C tits, but I decided to go with Hazel.

The apartment she has is very nice but parking was a bit of a pain. Her massage was nothing to write home about, but she did some good teasing and she was open to hearing what I liked. She's good at dirty talking too. On the flip it was pretty standard but she's got a very pretty face and I'm attracted to Latinas like her so I enjoyed myself. It was $180 for the 30 minutes (house fee included). She only works Thursdays for now.

$180 for a massage and a HJ? Was there nuru? DATY? Anything else?

[AmpLoverOC]

In cm. They just offer regular massages. Fat old ladies work here.

On Harbor and fair drive and Rose spa and honey spa. I know they offer more than massages.

[LngTimeMongr]

Google says it's a palm tree. Maybe it's the Palm in Santa Ana.

Aww perfect thank you.

[Heartless Jay]

First visit to Happy Day in CM on Harbor by the salvation army. Greeted by 2 cute Koreans in lingerie. Knew everything was on the table from the first moment. Door fee 40 for 30 minutes. Linda led me to the room and gave a 10 minute back massage, pretty weak but at least she tried. Then flipped and I asked for BJ. She only offered covered, which is less than ideal, but still ok by me. She left the room and came back with her friend and started super hard sell on 4 hands, in this case 4 lips. They weren't taking no for an answer and in the end I caved, after insisting on 2 shots. They put on a good show and had good skills and good stamina going for shot number 2. No complaints about it taking too long and gave ample breast feeding opportunities. Not bad bodies, a little chubby but not fat. Cute faces. Great attitudes. I'm normally a HJ after decent massage kind of guy, so may not repeat, but it was an unexpectedly pleasant evening. Anybody else been here?

[SCJohn]

Alow's post got me interested in checking the place out and at least either refuting his reviews or supporting it. Mostly support, but a few added details. I'm a bit on the wall about Alow partly shilling for the place, but at least the joint IS service avail. Read on for the deets.

Place is on Warner in Santa Ana.

Good info. Thanks for checking this place out. Maybe an early morning appointment would help mitigate the odor issues. Did you get any massage to fill the extra time, or did you leave as soon as the deed was done?