Humaniplex

[SkankHunt 42]

Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

IMHO other soft robs:

JesikaRose.

AlinaMarie.

Cleopatra22.

Many of these soft robs tend to change their handles.

[StevenWalker]

How is Jordan. Jin guys? I want to smash.

[BStachel]

I say Not always means "Bare" cause I've seen many chicks on HX who offer PSe but its not bare, same with girls I've seen off P411, PD, City-Source and Eros.

Yes, there are plenty of chicks on HX that offer BBFS I know about 3 dozen I slammed and downloaded my man juice in them.

But, back to the Q.

PSE "doesn't" always mean BBFS!

Indeed as there are many porn videos where condoms are used.

[TheZorak]

Keep forgetting to write about DemiMora when she resurfaced a couple months ago.

I was super excited to see her because of her figure and big bazongas in her photos, and although they were sizeable in person, bra photos tend to be deceptive. Her mams hung low with nips pointing down and that disappointed me. I still had a good time with her and she was really fun to talk to. Hh was 220.

As for KendraLoggins, I just saw yesterday she came back. In case she continues, how would you guys that have seen her describe her tits? Are they perky at all or do they look kinda sad once the bra comes off?

[PewpHead]

She's with the enclave crew, but was at a nearby hotel instead.

Booker description is "5 ft 3 in 120 lbs 32 D soft and Enhanced", which I agree with. Based on her pics, I was expecting she might be thick, but she is more on the petite side. Her pics are her and they are accurate, but her tits aren't quite as huge as some pics make them seem. Still decent size overall. In terms of her face, she looks like a Bolivian girl I used to know / date. She's attractive, but looks a little older than some of the other enclave girls. She has more of a girl next door type look.

For service: She only did LFK and wasn't really into it. She started by lightly stroking my dick, which was okay, but it didn't progress from there. So after a bit a went to go sit down and she came and knelt in front of me. She. Didn't really do a BBBJ. Maybe a tiny bit. She really used a lot of spit on my dick, porno style, and used her hand, which was fine to get me hard, but if you're looking for BBBJ action, idk what to tell you. There was almost none of it. I asked if she was cool with calling me daddy, and she said she was, but she never did it during that phase, LOL. So I suggested we have sex.

The good thing was that once I got on top in doggy, she changed completely and got much more into it. She started moaning, reaching back and grabbing me, biting herself, doing a great job of calling me daddy, etc. It went from a "ehhh" session to pretty great. Some girls just need to get fucked. I spent some time enjoying her in doggy, then had her lay flat and kept pounding her ass from behind. Even though I normally last a pretty long time, these enclave girls generally make me cum pretty fast. So I could tell I was somewhat close and wanted to switch to missionary to finish.

In missionary, she managed to be even better. Great moaning, dirty talk, and she was very active groping her own body and mine. Very little eye contact, but that's okay, she more than made up for it in other ways. I honestly only lasted a few minutes, and came hard inside her.

Afterward it was awkward at first because she wasn't talkative at all, and just went to do her makeup. So at first I thought "should I just leave?" even though we were only about 15 min into the hh. After she did her makeup, though, she was friendly enough and we did some small talk about the hobby and bookers. 220 hh 320 hr.

[PayPalMakesMon]

I am probably in the minority here but at least at this moment I'd rather have sex with my wife. She has taken care of herself and at least at some points in our relationship we have had a healthy sex life. The problem is that for almost 2 years now we've been restricted from having sex for various reasons; first the wife had IVF, which means no sex during the cycles, then she had an issue with the pregnancy and doctor told us no sex. And since the kid was born we have had family (in-law) issues which, compounded with the kid, have killed her interest even after she healed.

That said, some of the girls on HX are a lot freakier. Especially in the head department. So it's been fun.

It's getting to the point where I can't wait to wake up for my appointment in the morning LOL!

[Awergin1]

Same here, been married 7 years, wife blew up after marriage, easily gained 40 lbs and we haven't even had kids yet. I know it's a terrible thing to say but I lost my attraction to her. I was on HX before marriage and girls are younger and hotter. Sometimes I just don't need that emotional connection.

I am probably in the minority here but at least at this moment I'd rather have sex with my wife. She has taken care of herself and at least at some points in our relationship we have had a healthy sex life. The problem is that for almost 2 years now we've been restricted from having sex for various reasons; first the wife had IVF, which means no sex during the cycles, then she had an issue with the pregnancy and doctor told us no sex. And since the kid was born we have had family (in-law) issues which, compounded with the kid, have killed her interest even after she healed.

That said, some of the girls on HX are a lot freakier. Especially in the head department. So it's been fun.

[GuysTT2]

Details please? I have seen her many times and in the past I know she had some trouble with an ex but I find it hard to believe that she would do something like that.

She is an amazing provider. She is super into the service she provides and it never seems fake or forced. I always have a blast with her.

Maybe ask beforehand if its possible drama might happen during your visit? I know one time she messaged me to not come anymore, I was already on my way so I asked why? She just told me to please not come and she would make up for it. Next visit she told me she was having issues with her dude but said they no longer are together. I haven't heard any drama stories for a couple months now so I think its safe to test her out if you haven't. She is not a Rob. But hey take everything you read from hear with a grain of salt even my advice. Its up to you.

TOTALLY agree. I have had nothing but good experiences and if she wasnt so far away, I would hit it as many times as I could. I have had conversations with her and there was drama but I lean to the side of knowing from experience that she's effing awesome. Way cool and hot AF.

[GuysTT2]

I do think that overpaying girls is bad for everyone, because it is the leading cause of GPS, and GPS basically ruins girls. The problem with GPS is that it causes girls to "value themselves" at above-market rates. Then, when they see contrary evidence in the form of low to no traffic, they refuse to accept reality because now their ego is involved. They might be forced to lower their rates to get clients, but they remain butthurt about it, and their attitude and service suffer. So guys paying full market rates like me end up with bad experiences because some dude spoiled her once or a few times, and now she thinks she's entitled to that. So dudes who brag about giving girls huge tips and stuff, it isn't the flex they think it is.

I agree. Its all relative. Everyone like us have certain "standards". BBFS, Tits, is she a 12 on a scale of 10, is she NOT a dead fish, does she suck a great dick,(again, relative to the client) and does she SIM or swallow or neither of the 2 ? The GPS is based on the the chick and it totally has to do with ego and a business sense. If she wants 2 at $450.00 and then a possible lull in business OR does she want 5 at $250.00 and is she willing to give it up 5 times. Then again, we are not dealing with the most savvy of humans in the world or profit margins and business sense.

Just sayin.

[PewpHead]

Probably too pricey for you? 350 hr plus and extra 100 to pound her starfish.

Just as a FYI that comment is going to be seen as condescending, and 350 hr isn't that high, just +50 over the "standard" rate of 300/ hr you see with a lot of girls. I see the mods deleted a comment as "argumentative", probably a guy that took offense to how you worded that.

It comes down to value. Unless you're dumping Charlie Sheen levels of money, you probably consider that girls with higher prices aren't worth it unless they're bringing something extra to the table to justify the higher price. As an example, I am a huge fan of eviebaby99. I saw her, gave her a great review, and would totally see her again. Her booker sent me the copy / paste menu 2 days ago, and I had sticker shock over her dramatically raised rates: now 300 hhr & 400 hr. She's great, but is she so much better than other great girls who I can do a hhr with at 200-220 to justify the 50% premium? Nahhhh. But look, if she stays busy at those prices, good for her. Capitalism is supply and demand, and girls should charge the highest price they will still get a lot of bookings at.

I do think that overpaying girls is bad for everyone, because it is the leading cause of GPS, and GPS basically ruins girls. The problem with GPS is that it causes girls to "value themselves" at above-market rates. Then, when they see contrary evidence in the form of low to no traffic, they refuse to accept reality because now their ego is involved. They might be forced to lower their rates to get clients, but they remain butthurt about it, and their attitude and service suffer. So guys paying full market rates like me end up with bad experiences because some dude spoiled her once or a few times, and now she thinks she's entitled to that. So dudes who brag about giving girls huge tips and stuff, it isn't the flex they think it is.

[RChangDatyKing]

Saw her recently for the 3rd time to plug her butthole and it was magical.

She loves getting her ass drilled and her tight twat eaten. I divulged her kitty to several wet gushes.

Her BBBJ is soft licks and swallows jr whole with some slurping and she also loves to Suck a penis.

Ate her from behind on all 4's on the bed and made her squirm as I daty / dato both holes and some fiv / fia. A lot of sticky icky wetness was all over my mouth.

Her slow sensual dfks and soft moans as I plow away in mish with them legs / knees pinned back.

I will see her again and again.

Thanks for the report. I love those huge tits. She is definitely going on my bucket list.

[RBF65]

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[HapaBoy86]

How much is the damage?

Probably too pricey for you? 350 hr plus and extra 100 to pound her starfish.

[Krayanne]

Saw her recently for the 3rd time to plug her butthole and it was magical.

She loves getting her ass drilled and her tight twat eaten. I divulged her kitty to several wet gushes.

Her BBBJ is soft licks and swallows jr whole with some slurping and she also loves to Suck a penis.

Ate her from behind on all 4's on the bed and made her squirm as I daty / dato both holes and some fiv / fia. A lot of sticky icky wetness was all over my mouth.

Her slow sensual dfks and soft moans as I plow away in mish with them legs / knees pinned back.

I will see her again and again.

How much is the damage?

[TheGoToGuy]

Her HX network is painted red. Several reports of her setting guys up to get robbed by her pimp / boyfriend / baby-daddy.

Details please? I have seen her many times and in the past I know she had some trouble with an ex but I find it hard to believe that she would do something like that. If anything I think the guy might have done this without her knowing. I hardly think 3 red marks is what you call painted as you say. She is an amazing provider. She is super into the service she provides and it never seems fake or forced. I always have a blast with her. She isn't as thin as she used to be back a few years ago but what lady is still from when they started? All in all she is still beautiful sexy just added a few extra pounds to plow into. I do know she had a couple of kids but that hasn't affected that juicy kitty of hers. I will still be seeing her. If you haven't seen her my advice is to go see her. Maybe ask beforehand if its possible drama might happen during your visit? I know one time she messaged me to not come anymore, I was already on my way so I asked why? She just told me to please not come and she would make up for it. Next visit she told me she was having issues with her dude but said they no longer are together. I haven't heard any drama stories for a couple months now so I think its safe to test her out if you haven't. She is not a Rob. But hey take everything you read from hear with a grain of salt even my advice. Its up to you.