Massage Parlor Reports

**SoreBack** · 06-01-22 03:16

Hey sorry if this is unwelcome, but I'm locked in with an AMP but please pm if you know where I can grab some blow.

**IndigoWalk** · 06-01-22 00:17

Stopped by Belmont today- I stop in maybe once a quarter as I like to rotate around the neighborhood. Drew Wendy / first time. Decent massage, playful attitude, typical "a little bit more" after offered 60 for L1 (which I rejected). A good time overall. But here's what I want to know. This is the second time at this spa (first time was with a different provider), that they have kept "going for 2 pops" on the same pull. No refractionary period at all. They literally are pushing my hands away when I'm asking them to stop from being a little over sensitive, and insisting that it's very possible for men to pop twice quickly.

Now I'm pretty sure that if I haven't figured out my body after 40 years of trying, they aren't going to get it done either, but they were both so insistent that I actually came home and googled it. And yes, it's possible but extremely rare. Curious as to what gives here? Are they just having some fun or is there some ancient tantric secret that we all need to learn?

**Eddinger** · 05-31-22 15:27

So. A long time ago. Like a decade or more. There was a wonderful spa on western near division called tropical spa. All Latinas. Some fucking super hot. All were sexy though. I had a range of services at this place from just hand jobs while the woman would tongue my ear and tell me how she wanted me to fuck her pussy, to actually fucking one of their pussies. They had a table shower which was great and it was a super clean place. Then it closed up, and there haven't really been any good Latin places since. What happened to this, and where did they all go and why are there no places like this anymore.

**BareOnly2018** · 05-31-22 11:38

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Good to hear. I haven't been there in a while but need to go back. The place kind of slumped with women for a bit and I had 3 visits in a row where I just was fucking middle age, average looking Latina women with not the best body. This was annoying because the first few years I was nailing absolute stunning women, no different than the fox who runs the desk. I had one of my best ever sessions here with a 20 year old Latina who lived around midway. Ate her pussy and had three fingers in while she came multiple times and had another two fingers in her asshole all the way up. Covered and fucked here in the ass until I came. Was amazing. She was so flush after and kind of out of it. But then I didn't have time to line up with her schedule for a long time and she stopped working there. I really want this place to be better. And I wish they had table shower room and wouldn't make you bring your own rubber.

Is there any better and or cheaper then please. I hear / read about them a lot, but I also feel like they charge a lot more for same mediocre service. It seems that you can pay for the same thing at CLM.

**Eddinger** · 05-31-22 11:21

Good to hear. I haven't been there in a while but need to go back. The place kind of slumped with women for a bit and I had 3 visits in a row where I just was fucking middle age, average looking Latina women with not the best body. This was annoying because the first few years I was nailing absolute stunning women, no different than the fox who runs the desk. I had one of my best ever sessions here with a 20 year old Latina who lived around midway. Ate her pussy and had three fingers in while she came multiple times and had another two fingers in her asshole all the way up. Covered and fucked here in the ass until I came. Was amazing. She was so flush after and kind of out of it. But then I didn't have time to line up with her schedule for a long time and she stopped working there. I really want this place to be better. And I wish they had table shower room and wouldn't make you bring your own rubber.

Originally Posted by Cammack [View Original Post]

Walked in and Caroline was at the front desk. Though not bad looking probably not the girl others write about (pretty sure she was there when I left though. Gorgeous! Caroline showed me to a room after the. 60 house fee and came back in a few minutes as my MT. Very little English beyond what is required to get the job done. Ice natural chest incredible ass. OK massage until I touched her leg. She immediately stopped and asked if I wanted extras and listed the prices as everything for 2, BJ for 1. 8, HJ for 1. 2 client provides the umbrella. The prices turned out to be negotiable though. She gave me a tittyfuck and was riding my leg a bit and ended up cumming twice. I'd return.

**GeneralObvious** · 05-31-22 09:06

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Ok thanks, I will work on my negotiation skills.

In all honesty, those prices will be set with those girls now. However, going forward keep a tip structure in your head.

60 for HJ and add 20 for topless.

100 for CBJ. Never go over $120. For BBBJ, 120 is probably a good starting point, but it can be had for $100.

For FS, prices range from $140-200, depending on age, looks, etc.

**IMissCutler** · 05-30-22 11:24

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

I know where you're talking about now. LOL. Diagonally from the McD's. Never been there. By the way, the Mexican restaurant at the corner of Irving and Centralnis straight fire with massive portions. $10 burrito will fill up a horse!

The portions at amigo Chino are massive. The 3 taco dinner can make about 5 or 6 tacos with all of the meat they put in there. Definitely one of my favorite places to eat. Cash only.

**BA4114** · 05-30-22 10:46

Originally Posted by JJCascar [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to any of those Thai places recently? How were prices / experiences? Any input are appreciated.

The old reports are as accurate as ever.

**SideTalker** · 05-30-22 09:00

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

Jennifer is a red headed Thai at Ozone, who does everything for $200. She will go down to $180 though.

Kelly at West River is early 40's, and does L3 for $140. You overpaid by $40 for the CBJ.

You're right about JW. All over 50 now.

Ok thanks, I will work on my negotiation skills.

**GeneralObvious** · 05-29-22 11:47

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Ozone: have seen sindy a couple of times. Relatively attractive thai, L2 covered for 140 available. Great body. Location is super busy and you will run into other forum members here. She will also often leave the room, which is kind of a turnoff.

JW Massage on Chicago ave: eva and wendy are gone, all new granny crew. L1. Nothing spectacular.

West river: kelly. L2 for 140, somewhat attractive, prob 50 year old. Was aight.

OD wellness: rimming queen as often described on here, but looks are really 0/10 for, couldn't perform.

Looking for recommendations for providers that will tease the ass a lot..

Jennifer is a red headed Thai at Ozone, who does everything for $200. She will go down to $180 though.

Kelly at West River is early 40's, and does L3 for $140. You overpaid by $40 for the CBJ.

You're right about JW. All over 50 now.

**JJCascar** · 05-29-22 11:18

Has anyone been to any of those Thai places recently? How were prices / experiences? Any input are appreciated.

**SideTalker** · 05-29-22 10:56

Ozone: have seen sindy a couple of times. Relatively attractive thai, L2 covered for 140 available. Great body. Location is super busy and you will run into other forum members here. She will also often leave the room, which is kind of a turnoff.

JW Massage on Chicago ave: eva and wendy are gone, all new granny crew. L1. Nothing spectacular.

West river: kelly. L2 for 140, somewhat attractive, prob 50 year old. Was aight.

OD wellness: rimming queen as often described on here, but looks are really 0/10 for, couldn't perform.

Looking for recommendations for providers that will tease the ass a lot.

Thanks.

**JJCascar** · 05-29-22 10:21

Originally Posted by Felix389 [View Original Post]

This is my first time to come to this spot. Nice spa on the street and easy for parking. I meet with Mina. Very gorgeous and smile very sweet. I went in and left my $$ on the table while she was gone. She got back and started a very nice light massage on my back for a few minutes. She asked what I wanted. I motioned to the tip which she hadn't seen. She took it without question and that was the end of the conversation about the tip.

She began with rubbing down my chest and below. She started sucking my nipples which was amazing. I mean she was really into it. She then slipped a Hat on Mr Happy and started inhaling it. She didn't give the best CBJ I've ever had but was very enthusiastic.

I rated her chest as a C. That may be generous. But she has these great eraser tip nips and I liked it a lot so I brought her up for some of that. I then had her sit on my face, CG and RCG. What a sweet and wet little beaver. A little ass play too but not too deep.

Nice, what's your total damage?

**DMichaels69** · 05-29-22 08:31

She has been talked about in the Mchenry forum and the CL forum. Sounds like a nutjob.

Originally Posted by Bluelava22 [View Original Post]

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

**StanleyStankas** · 05-29-22 07:04

Originally Posted by Bluelava22 [View Original Post]

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

Doesn't work. She is over the top germo because even the people I do know that are kinda germophobes they don't get that intense. So yea, forgot the key, you're breathing on me, what next my dog ate my homework and I ran out of gas? She wants the cash and doesn't want to do the work. As the sign at the harley davidson place in melrose says on the door "leave your attitude at home!" I am paying you. Shut the f**k up, and only open your mouth to insert my little guy! Stosh peace stay safe fellaz happy memorial day and remember the vets! We go because they went!