Massage Parlor Reports

**SideTalker** · 05-29-22 10:56

Ozone: have seen sindy a couple of times. Relatively attractive thai, L2 covered for 140 available. Great body. Location is super busy and you will run into other forum members here. She will also often leave the room, which is kind of a turnoff.

JW Massage on Chicago ave: eva and wendy are gone, all new granny crew. L1. Nothing spectacular.

West river: kelly. L2 for 140, somewhat attractive, prob 50 year old. Was aight.

OD wellness: rimming queen as often described on here, but looks are really 0/10 for, couldn't perform.

Looking for recommendations for providers that will tease the ass a lot.

Thanks.

**JJCascar** · 05-29-22 10:21

Originally Posted by Felix389 [View Original Post]

This is my first time to come to this spot. Nice spa on the street and easy for parking. I meet with Mina. Very gorgeous and smile very sweet. I went in and left my $$ on the table while she was gone. She got back and started a very nice light massage on my back for a few minutes. She asked what I wanted. I motioned to the tip which she hadn't seen. She took it without question and that was the end of the conversation about the tip.

She began with rubbing down my chest and below. She started sucking my nipples which was amazing. I mean she was really into it. She then slipped a Hat on Mr Happy and started inhaling it. She didn't give the best CBJ I've ever had but was very enthusiastic.

I rated her chest as a C. That may be generous. But she has these great eraser tip nips and I liked it a lot so I brought her up for some of that. I then had her sit on my face, CG and RCG. What a sweet and wet little beaver. A little ass play too but not too deep.

Nice, what's your total damage?

**DMichaels69** · 05-29-22 08:31

She has been talked about in the Mchenry forum and the CL forum. Sounds like a nutjob.

Originally Posted by Bluelava22 [View Original Post]

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

**StanleyStankas** · 05-29-22 07:04

Originally Posted by Bluelava22 [View Original Post]

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

Doesn't work. She is over the top germo because even the people I do know that are kinda germophobes they don't get that intense. So yea, forgot the key, you're breathing on me, what next my dog ate my homework and I ran out of gas? She wants the cash and doesn't want to do the work. As the sign at the harley davidson place in melrose says on the door "leave your attitude at home!" I am paying you. Shut the f**k up, and only open your mouth to insert my little guy! Stosh peace stay safe fellaz happy memorial day and remember the vets! We go because they went!

**GeneralObvious** · 05-29-22 07:03

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Thanks to you and Ord Lover. Either of you know if she speaks Russian?

There is nothing she won't do for money. Her rates have gone up, but whatever your fetish, she will accomodate you.

**Felix389** · 05-29-22 01:51

This is my first time to come to this spot. Nice spa on the street and easy for parking. I meet with Mina. Very gorgeous and smile very sweet. I went in and left my $$ on the table while she was gone. She got back and started a very nice light massage on my back for a few minutes. She asked what I wanted. I motioned to the tip which she hadn't seen. She took it without question and that was the end of the conversation about the tip.

She began with rubbing down my chest and below. She started sucking my nipples which was amazing. I mean she was really into it. She then slipped a Hat on Mr Happy and started inhaling it. She didn't give the best CBJ I've ever had but was very enthusiastic.

I rated her chest as a C. That may be generous. But she has these great eraser tip nips and I liked it a lot so I brought her up for some of that. I then had her sit on my face, CG and RCG. What a sweet and wet little beaver. A little ass play too but not too deep.

Did all the usual stuff, CBJ, CFS, 69. Her English is very good. Mina said she will stay here for a month. I would (will) definitely see her again.

**Bluelava22** · 05-28-22 21:19

Took one for the team.

I meet this woman at her office, and she tells me she forgot the key. Waited another 30 minutes for her to go home and get it. Only got worse from there.

Average massage at best. On the flip, she complained I was breathing into her face. Don't know how, she's standing I am laying on the massage table.

Poor release. She seems to have some sort of germaphobia on top of everything. Avoid. Trust me on this!

https://tryst.link/massage/anna92

**Yes11** · 05-28-22 17:56

Dreamt that I went to to East rhythm and asked for jessica she was there but as soon as I entered the room think got switched with different provider but tbh not sure. Prob would not repeat. Feel like spas AMP are not the way to go especially since it seems like most girls are ancient.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 05-28-22 12:17

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Maybe Lisa. She has laid more pipe then all of Chicago's plumbers.

Thanks to you and Ord Lover. Either of you know if she speaks Russian?

**DMichaels69** · 05-28-22 08:39

Maybe Lisa. She has laid more pipe then all of Chicago's plumbers.

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

I know there has been discussion of the woman at Moon in C-town who wears dresses and works desk, is sometimes available. Anyone know her name? I want to say starts with an L but maybe I'm confusing her with someone else.

Thanks in advance.

**GeneralObvious** · 05-28-22 08:01

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

What happened to Jessica / CoCo?

She's over 40, and not as fun as she was a few years ago. She liked sex before. Now, it's become a chore. She's a full blown FS gal for the last 2-3 years. I prefer girls who are more selective. They are more into it. Anna is almost 60. Wendy is over 60. The clientele is getting ancient too. I've seen lots of mongers in their 70's and 80's going there.

**StanleyStankas** · 05-28-22 07:29

Originally Posted by MongerAlways [View Original Post]

Several Latina providers are asking 1. 5 for L1.

I remember the good ole days it was. 4.

Wow, I'm getting old.

Word to the wise, always negotiate to talk them down, and be ready to walk out if need be. I have no problem with either.

Of the old as f**k club I do welcome you mr. M. always! What I like about this post is the following and the follow through "and be ready to walk out if need be". That is the key! In my old man's opinion! With these beautiful wonderful stupendous ladies in other words dumb c**ts and as dumb as a box of small pebbles! It's not just about the money it's ALL about the money! Maybe one day probably not they will realize that their antics are costing them money. Very easy money imo. It's not work. They just uncross their legs or open their mouths. Pretty simple. Stosh. All I know fellaz. Going to be a hot ol time in the big city with the memorial day weekend. Stay safe, watch out for the eye in the sky and remember you can't outrun motorola!! Peace and out! "don't forget my senior discount!

**MongerAlways** · 05-28-22 05:18

Several Latina providers are asking 1. 5 for L1.

I remember the good ole days it was. 4.

Wow, I'm getting old.

Word to the wise, always negotiate to talk them down, and be ready to walk out if need be. I have no problem with either.

**FellowMonger** · 05-28-22 02:53

Saw Zara today. Absolutely worth the visit again. Straight to taking care of me. CFS. Amazing L3. Ass to die for. Paid 220 for the hour and 3 for CFS. Pricey but imo worth it.