Massage Parlor Reports

**CGuy2** · 05-13-22 17:19

Mimi at Health Spa will take care of your needs. All the L's available plus she gives a good massage.

Parking away from street on south side of building by golf course. Looks like there is parking in the rear.

After a week of frustrating bs with this hobby Mimi was a welcome change.

She was fresh in every way.

Seniors pm me with any questions.

Also if you like shawarma, Tannour Bakery just SE on Lincoln is as good as you will find in Chicago.

**Kvstad** · 05-13-22 15:59

In town for the weekend watching the yanks vs Sox. Any good recommendations in Bridgeport area?

**EdCarbone** · 05-13-22 14:43

Did a search and found nothing. Anyone tried this one in Glenview? If not, I'll TOFTT.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...482651908.html

**Nowhere500** · 05-13-22 14:43

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

I think the more popular they have gotten recently the lower the massage services that they are providing. When I used to go to BHC last year table shower was always offered and given on the actual table shower. Now I'll get asked and pushed for 30 minutes session because they are trying to get you in and out. Also you have to ask for the shower and the last two times I went it was a quick stand up shower. I got on the table and was told no, stand up. I have no problem paying the VIP rate if I actually get the SpA services. It's too bad because for me they were the closest thing to the Kspa treatment in the city, now seems they are trying to be like the Chinese apartments no massage quick in and out. Anyway, I now spend the extra time to go to the burbs to the Kspa unless I just need the quick stop in that case I'll go to the Chinese apartment. BHC to me is a Chinese apartment in "SpA" clothing. If your cool with that great but the pricing doesn't seem to match for me.

Where is KSPA?

**Sleep** · 05-13-22 13:47

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

I think the more popular they have gotten recently the lower the massage services that they are providing. When I used to go to BHC last year table shower was always offered and given on the actual table shower. Now I'll get asked and pushed for 30 minutes session because they are trying to get you in and out. Also you have to ask for the shower and the last two times I went it was a quick stand up shower. I got on the table and was told no, stand up. I have no problem paying the VIP rate if I actually get the SpA services. It's too bad because for me they were the closest thing to the Kspa treatment in the city, now seems they are trying to be like the Chinese apartments no massage quick in and out. Anyway, I now spend the extra time to go to the burbs to the Kspa unless I just need the quick stop in that case I'll go to the Chinese apartment. BHC to me is a Chinese apartment in "SpA" clothing. If your cool with that great but the pricing doesn't seem to match for me.

Being from out of town I don't know much about the history or alternatives, but I can tell you that it seems like getting your dick sucked at a reasonable (or even slightly unreasonable) price without giving background information equivalent to a mortgage application in this town feels nearly impossible. With about a day left on the clock I'm not holding out much hope.

**GuidoBandito** · 05-13-22 13:24

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

There's the problem. You are hitting up Comfort Spa on North Ave, which is actually Oak Park. The Yuyu that's "slutty" is at Comfort Spa on Archer Ave. She's been doing that BJ with her cooch in your face routine for years. Don't think she's turning anyone down.

Ya. My post was in reference to Comfort in Oak Park, this the confusion. When I asked the girl her name it sounded like Lulu, but figured I had misheard since YuYu had been mentioned on here before.

**Moss734** · 05-13-22 11:36

Originally Posted by Sleep [View Original Post]

In town for a few days, tried BHC today and was very disappointed. Joanna was my draw, which based on the previous review should have been perfect for what I was looking for but my experience was super rushed, no shower offered, not super GFE, short session and very annoying upsell.

As they say YMMV. Better luck next time. I'll see if I can find something more satisfying before I leave town.

I think the more popular they have gotten recently the lower the massage services that they are providing. When I used to go to BHC last year table shower was always offered and given on the actual table shower. Now I'll get asked and pushed for 30 minutes session because they are trying to get you in and out. Also you have to ask for the shower and the last two times I went it was a quick stand up shower. I got on the table and was told no, stand up. I have no problem paying the VIP rate if I actually get the SpA services. It's too bad because for me they were the closest thing to the Kspa treatment in the city, now seems they are trying to be like the Chinese apartments no massage quick in and out. Anyway, I now spend the extra time to go to the burbs to the Kspa unless I just need the quick stop in that case I'll go to the Chinese apartment. BHC to me is a Chinese apartment in "SpA" clothing. If your cool with that great but the pricing doesn't seem to match for me.

**SpaGuy21** · 05-13-22 00:37

Originally Posted by GuidoBandito [View Original Post]

Nah, this is the place on North Ave.

There's the problem. You are hitting up Comfort Spa on North Ave, which is actually Oak Park. The Yuyu that's "slutty" is at Comfort Spa on Archer Ave. She's been doing that BJ with her cooch in your face routine for years. Don't think she's turning anyone down.

**OrdLover** · 05-12-22 22:08

Originally Posted by MayoTeru [View Original Post]

Basically everywhere, just walk into any place with a neon "massage" sign. Grannies aren't in short supply.

The better question is then any good grannies that does a good massage and good service.

**Mayo Teru** · 05-12-22 21:05

Originally Posted by GuidoBandito [View Original Post]

So the only question remaining is: where the grannies at?

Basically everywhere, just walk into any place with a neon "massage" sign. Grannies aren't in short supply.

**Nowhere500** · 05-12-22 21:03

Originally Posted by Sleep [View Original Post]

In town for a few days, tried BHC today and was very disappointed. Joanna was my draw, which based on the previous review should have been perfect for what I was looking for but my experience was super rushed, no shower offered, not super GFE, short session and very annoying upsell.

As they say YMMV. Better luck next time. I'll see if I can find something more satisfying before I leave town.

If you do, please let us know. I'm looking for that place that's also un-rushed and you have the whole relaxing hour.

**OmKnight** · 05-12-22 20:44

Originally Posted by Sleep [View Original Post]

In town for a few days, tried BHC today and was very disappointed. Joanna was my draw, which based on the previous review should have been perfect for what I was looking for but my experience was super rushed, no shower offered, not super GFE, short session and very annoying upsell.

As they say YMMV. Better luck next time. I'll see if I can find something more satisfying before I leave town.

Is strange, you go there after reading all this reviews about BHC, then you get there, there nothing what they said. I just don't want to go, and waste my time and money.

**GuidoBandito** · 05-12-22 19:14

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Is this the place close to China Town? If so I thought her name was Yoyo.

Nah, this is the place on North Ave.

**DMichaels69** · 05-12-22 18:12

Is this the place close to China Town? If so I thought her name was Yoyo.

Originally Posted by GuidoBandito [View Original Post]

I don't think it's my looks, I think it's probably how I ask. Is there anyone else there worth trying or is Yuyu the best they have?

**GuidoBandito** · 05-12-22 17:40

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Some of you prefer grannies, nothing wrong with that. To each their own. But I am gong to venture and guess that most of you prefer fit, hot and young girls. Well, I will make a bold prediction that BHC will be very busy as it has 2 of my favorite girls here now. Kiki (some of you might know her as KK) just got in tonight and will start tomorrow. For those of you who are not familiar with Kiki, she has been here before at a couple of apartments. Beauty is in the eye of beholder, but I would rank her look in my top 10. She has that bad ass Asian girl look to her, you know the girls you see in car racing movies.

Monday night, April's flight gets in and she will start Tuesday morning. April is someone who needs no introduction. Just go read her reviews when she was here last December if you don't know who April is. Been texting with her ever since her last visit and I would like to think that I deserve some credits for finally convincing her to return to Chicago. She has many fans and I think you guys who are her fans owe me one LOL. I will make another post when her flight lands and she sends me a confirmation text.

BHC stands for Body Heath Center. It's located on Archer by Pershing. You should be able to find it with a simple google, so please don't message for their phone number. Can't go wrong with either girl. I would recommend calling and making an appointment as I have a feeling that they will be busy. Let the line start forming!

So the only question remaining is: where the grannies at?