Massage Parlor Reports

[Lift Her Up]

You guys must be really desperate. Long time ago, I walk in, saw her. Bust a you-Turn and left. Went to parlor across the street instead. LOL.

Agreed, we will not find Lucy on the pages of Playboy or featured in a movie trailer. But, any woman who presents her breasts to me, goes after my equipment, welcomes me inside her, and at least pretends she wants me orgasming inside her while she presses her breasts into my chest is, like Dragon says, "a gem. " A keeper. Someone to hold up, value, protect. I sorely wish there were more women like her, in this frustrating world of ours.

Lift Her Up.

[JetStream1]

Don't have the time and money to take one for the team nowadays so I'm asking for suggestions / recommendations ...Any place out there that is similar to Bamboo?

I like Bamboo myself, but I don't see why its considered the gold standard here. I think the best alternative is Oasis (they changed the name recently which I forgot) on Fairview and Warner: fully enclosed room with a door and complete privacy, a real massage with some back walking, your brass hand polished, and one of the girls there allowed full access UTC top / botton on first visit while wearing a dress (but the other one offered no roaming). And super easy parking 3 paces from the front door. (4 + $. 5 = $. 9).

Back to Westminster, there is BW, Sunny Health (SH) below BW, Top10 (TT) (a mile east from BW at Brookhurst & Westm), One-by-One (half mile west of BW), plus a few other places. I've gone to all of these places since they were legit before they morphed into jack shacks. I'll compare BW and SH which are almost on top of each other, along with TT.

1. Massage Quality: The best is Jenny at TT or maybe Helen at SH. Most massages at BW and SH have been good, with SH's "script" a little more detailed, and lasts longer. I have seen girls work up a sweat giving a massage at SH, which I have never had elsewhere. TT had the best (Jenny) and worst (Tiffany).

2. Tease: During the pandemic, BW rolled out their hot-water-wash of ass / taint / balls, which is uniquely good, but its a slightly impersonal feel of being at the doctors office. The SH tease goes like this. You're on your back. She starts rubbing your nipples, then long strokes from chest all the way to public hair, while the girl straddles above you. Her boobs sometimes in your face, or even her closed snatch a tongue's length away. You can not help yourself to reach up and massage those strong thighs around your head, and get a few handfuls of unobstructed ass. More than one girl as allowed me to unhook their bra and start sucking like Romulus and Remus as they are suspended above me. You can't tell me that is not a serious tease. At TT, the "tease" the universal "coffee grinder" motion with "you want?

3. Access: BW girls are famously conservative on first visits. Apparently it disturbs their delicate morality, until you become a regular and pay ever greater tips. It seems there are always limits. SH on the other hand, almost all of the girls provide some element of access right off the bat. I have had many bras off. And a new girl Rose, her pants came down so fast, I was surprised and she seemed up for some DATY. TT either allowed no access or else you have pay handsomely for it. Helen is also very open to all roaming and has big bazongas.

4. Price Point: Currently, I believe BW / SH / TT are all $40 for 60-70 min with hot stones. BW offers their "monger special" of $35 for less rocking and more jacking. In olden days (March 2020), you could prepay massages at SH so they ended up costing $26 while BW was $30.

5. Attractiveness (face / body) : The youngest cutest sexiest girl of all three places is Tiffany at TT. She could be on the arm of a billionaire as his yacht sails into Monaco. Each place has a super star lookers (BW Andi, SH Yoyo, TT TIffany), and a few super star providers (BW Anna, Linda, SH Grace / Lucy, TT Jenny). All three of the hotties: Tiffany, Andy, Yoyo. Seem to realize they could have had much better lives if fate had dealt them a different hand. So there is an enthusiasm issue. And I don't blame them. In the real world, none of these girls would give you the time of day if you met them in a club.

For GFE, the winner is SH Grace. Some of the BW girls give a cuddle at the end, but Grace makes you feel special from the moment she picks you up at the lobby. There are times, I dispense with the massage, and start hugging her from the get-go and she flows with it. When its happy time, you don't feel like you are violating a nun, she (and SH Rose) get into it.

SH Helen is in her own category. Kind of the opposite of the super models. Not someone I would normally choose as she is older. But she is a very nice woman, she works her ass off giving you a good massage, and she gives you great access to the best boobs in all three places.

6. Privacy & Noise:

SH has curtained rooms which are so closely packed that I feel the massage lady in the next room hit my arm with I am face down. Plus their "doors" are Japanese shoji screens clipped to the curtains. And their have been occasional moments of hilarity when a screen falls, or is left ajar as you are naked on the table, but largely it works. The rooms are pretty dark and people often have to use their cell phones as flash lights to see stuff. Like their wedding ring that's on the ground. And in fact, I had FS once, and recently moans from one of the rooms, like I was not alone. It is a pretty loud place at times, and girls often have short conversations through the curtains with coworkers outside.

BW's "rooms" are more spacious on all sides which is nice. I generally felt more peaceful in BW, but its popularity means that I always have a monger or "Talkative Tommy" on the other side of the curtain. And perhaps because its a quieter place, I hear the details of the next room more clearly at BW than SH (hence you see many comments here about mongers in the next room). TT has drywall-and-wood rooms with actual doors, but the walls do not go all the way up, and I have heard every single word and oily stroke in the next room with crystal clarity.

7. Management: SH has somewhat chaotic management (Steven PPS) and everything is a bit more freewheeling. And there are scheduling screw ups or delays at time. But they are also forgiving if you screw up too. BW has the best manager in the business Mindy. And never a screw up or scheduling problem. But she will chastise you for being late, and call to make sure you are on time.

8. The Vibe: No one else seems to consider this, but there is a happy vibe at SH. When you arrive, your girl will come out and take you by the hand, and smile at you and escort you to the room like she is happy to see you. As you pass other girls, you have had in the past, they will often smile. During the massage, some of the girls will sing along with the piped in music. At the end, they wait for you with your tea and a smile and laugh at jokes. They seem to hang out at the front or in their break room enjoying themselves.

The girls at BW seem pleasant and professional but not very talkative. When you see them in the lobby (when you didn't choose them) they don't give you the time of day. In fact, they seem a bit stressed and seem to want to get out of the lobby. They are somewhat friendly in the room, but very few of them are big talkers.

TT Jenny is very friendly (SH style) but no access. Their superstar beauty TT Tiffany, but has the attitude to match. Moody, and irritable at times, although other guys report she can be a sweetie when she wants to be. Prepare to break out some money to get the same access you get for free at SH.

9. Lobby: I prefer SH's lobby waiting area because its large and pretty dark even during day time. Even when there are others waiting, it feels fine. They used to have a bunch of live birds in there which were fun to watch. BW's lobby looks a little nicer (a bit like an old Chinese restaurant) but its smaller and well lit, which makes for a little less comfort when other mongers are sitting there cheek to jowl. TT has no lobby to speak of. TT has tiny well lit lobby which is in plain view of the family of four walking past.

10. Parking and Access: BW and SH has that notoriously shitty crowded parking lot with people who just got driving licenses trying to make a turn against traffic and backing up the exit for 10 minutes. TT is only slightly better. The city zoning commission should have insisted on sufficient parking for the number of businesses. BW has the most discrete entrance, SH less. And TT always seems a little embarrassing to enter in front of normal shoppers. But all these places have back entrances.

[cheapguy]

I am not sure why there is so much hate for Lucy. I think she is reasonably attractive, and a solid performer. I have paid way more for ladies with bad attitude and lots of rules. If she is not your cup of tea, then go elsewhere. For me, I find her to be an accommodating and nice lady. I guess if you need drop dead gorgeous model material in their 20's, she is not for you. Visited her Sunday and left happy.

[CJamesTX85]

Was this recently? I heard Princess Nicole had left the Pallace for funner and greener pasteurs. Perhaps I will call tomorrow.

Was yesterday. She said she worked almost everyday which doesn't match what the reception would say. As she was always not working when I asked for her.

[Lift Her Up]

I had a similar experience with possibly the same provider, but it sounded more like Cici I think. She had a bit of a snobby attitude too. . . .

Handy, yes, sounds like the same girl, when you said "tight dress. " So, "Cici" or "Stylie" or whatever is the one to avoid there. When I said her name back to her, "Stylie," she said it's with a "t," but since I'd put in a "t" I didn't think it was worth pursuing. Again, whatever. Sorry you had a bad session too, but happy for the guy next door getting the moaning. Whether the moaning is real or fake, it does a lot for me!

I could have added to my report that I was met at the door by a dyed-blond Asian or Latina (sorry just couldn't tell) in a fluffy party-style dress. She had me wait in a lobby side room until the coast was clear. At the very end of the session she was the one who took me out the back door, so she was acting like an MMS. She said she was sorry, I guess she could tell I was unhappy. She was emphatic that I should call or text her, so back in my car I did. I told her that honestly I had to say I was disappointed. She texted back, sorry about today, ask for me next time. My name is Sushi.

Sushi's response tempts me to go back, but I've got really mixed feelings about that place now.

[Grimmy23]

After being out of the game for a while due to having to relocate, I happened to be in the LA area today with some time and money to spare. I looked up Havana's IG and was surprised to see that Luna was working. Now while I lived in OC, I had tried to schedule time with her on several occasions to no avail, until she stopped giving massages and pretty much just worked the front desk. I DM'd the IG and she promptly responded and I was able to schedule a 30 min appointment (she doesn't do more than 30). Upon arrival, she met me at the back door and remembered me from the times I'd seen her behind the desk. After assuming the position on the massage table, she promptly entered the room and proceeded to give me one of the best "nuru" sessions I've had since the days of Paris, Novia, and Chanel, complete with tons of B2 B contact, FIV, titty sucking, moaning in my ear, etc. Although I didn't feel rushed at all, the session was over pretty quickly, maybe about 15 min from start of massage to blowing my load, and I actually was able to hold off for quite a bit due to drinking too much the previous night. Also, due to the rarity of her service, she does charge a premium ($200). Still, I would definitely repeat if I ever luck out again and find myself in the area when she's working.

On even rarer occasions, Havana offers 4 hands with one of the regular girls and Luna. I've never been lucky enough to have the cash on hand or the time when these rare events popped up, but that definitely sounds like a fun time.

One weird thing about Havana is it seems that every time I’ve been there, Luna ends up coming into the room while I’m undressed. A couple of times I was just barely getting my underwear off and was about to climb onto the table and she walked in to give me my $5 change. A couple other times I was laying on the table and she poked her head in to tell me my provider would be there in a few minutes. No biggie, I just thought it was a little strange. Either she enjoys looking or she’s hoping that I’d ask her to join in sometime for an extra fee.

[Lift Her Up]

Remember now people, Disclaimer haha don't want to be yelled at or bagged on by some members here. I saw that a lot of gate going on and I am not here to hold your hand and lead you to Goddesses of love.

Good Asian ones. . . . In Orange off of Tustin and Main there was a good a Chinese girl with small tits sucked a good dick. New place I think.

Thanks Jack for all these useful details. I do think you meant something else about the place in Orange, 'cause Main runs parallel to Tustin.

Lift Her Up.

[OC Johnny]

…After assuming the position on the massage table, she promptly entered the room and proceeded to give me one of the best "nuru" sessions I've had since the days of Paris, Novia, and Chanel, complete with tons of B2 B contact, FIV, titty sucking, moaning in my ear, etc...

Are you referring to the Paris from lf 10 X? Picture on IG looks incredible. Was she worth it?

Always wanted to check her out. Need to save up, try her out and report back.

Had a session with Amanda.

Wow! Still processing the experience before I can report anything.

[Kakuna]

Had a few extra bucks so went to Westminster without appointment and Lucy was at the front on deck. Pulled to the back and got ready. Started with minimal rubdown and git down to it. She was awesome. If she is acting she should be in the academy because she seemed so into it. I have problems finishing but she put every effort into it with multiple positions, between BJ and CG and RCG. Man worth every penny. .4 to house an $ to her. She didn't even count it after just left on the desk. Be good to her. She is a gem.

You guys must be really desperate. Long time ago, I walk in, saw her. Bust a you-Turn and left. Went to parlor across the street instead. LOL.

[RedRoddddd]

I would like to hear more about this big lots one LOL.

Chinese aunties with saran wrap last time I visited. Go in ask my 3 questions, how much is massage? Do you have a shower? What time do you close? And choose to enter or exit. 4th question to mamasan, Young girl?

[RedRoddddd]

So finally caught the hard to catch nicole. Been over two years since I saw her. Looks way different now with her long hair, manmades and tats. Just had a great visit at starz and ready for more. Went in had to wait about ten minutes. Have a nice massage but not wnough tease for my liking. On the flip got top off and jeans down but underwear stayed up. Super mechanical but the girls were nice to play with. Anyway left 50 and left. Got a call telling me to come back and give more. I was like every other time at le palace, air and body or l&l the tip has been $40. I knew nicole super popular so I gave $50 and thought I was good. Told to lose her number and she informed the manager to block me. Wow. Guys just be getting a lot more mileage and rewarding her with some major tips. Oh well. Finally saw her again with the enhanced tip so I am good moving on.

Was this recently? I heard Princess Nicole had left the Pallace for funner and greener pasteurs. Perhaps I will call tomorrow.

[VaqueroNegro]

After being out of the game for a while due to having to relocate, I happened to be in the LA area today with some time and money to spare. I looked up Havana's IG and was surprised to see that Luna was working. Now while I lived in OC, I had tried to schedule time with her on several occasions to no avail, until she stopped giving massages and pretty much just worked the front desk. I DM'd the IG and she promptly responded and I was able to schedule a 30 min appointment (she doesn't do more than 30). Upon arrival, she met me at the back door and remembered me from the times I'd seen her behind the desk. After assuming the position on the massage table, she promptly entered the room and proceeded to give me one of the best "nuru" sessions I've had since the days of Paris, Novia, and Chanel, complete with tons of B2 B contact, FIV, titty sucking, moaning in my ear, etc. Although I didn't feel rushed at all, the session was over pretty quickly, maybe about 15 min from start of massage to blowing my load, and I actually was able to hold off for quite a bit due to drinking too much the previous night. Also, due to the rarity of her service, she does charge a premium ($200). Still, I would definitely repeat if I ever luck out again and find myself in the area when she's working.

[Dragoasn72]

What's rcg? She sure can suck Dick. But for how long. Too many mongers already came in her including me LOL.

Oh well ride it til she leaves. So so you know if any other girls / gilfs like her? I got some hidden gems. Pm me. But be careful lots of haters in here complain that we don't give out too many details and then we are accused of being fake LOL. I saw another hot one at the AMP by her shop. It's in the big lots one. If you don't like our intel then move on and ignore me instead of crying and whining. I did notice the past few times she rushed me. But am I crying. No! Have fun mongers. It's hard to find a hot one like her w such good service. She's a salad tosser too! We all love Lucy!

Lucy did everything right. She saw me getting soft and jumped off cleaned me and sucked until hard and got back to it. Real pleaser. Getting to be my favorite.

Still miss Apple though.

[JackSparrows]

Good ones.

VT Spa in Wetminster / had a good time with Jill, nice Viet chick, probably will go by another name, thanks to a stalker she told me of. Good nude body rub not rushed. Has some new talent so I'm sure whoever you get, your cock will explode hard!

Elegant Body Massa in Costa Mesa, had a woman named Cindy, friendly and good massage. No FS.

Disclaimer haha don't go by my ratings. Just that if you are a grown ass man an decide for yourself. Lots of whiners lately it seems.

Bad ones.

Olala in Westminster was bad. No he. No tease.

Ospa was lame.

[JackSparrows]

Yup. I drove by it as well.

Signs gone, lights out and closed. Google search states that it is 'permanently' closed as well. 7

I miss the convenience of how close it was to me.

Copy that. It is closed for good. Bummer man!