Massage Parlor Reports

[TJGeek]

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

Thanks for the report.

That is disappointing however as I was planning on seeing Valerie today based on a past review from a member who seems to be very reasonable with his posts. Not sure why the difference in reviews. Perhaps 2 different girls with the Valerie label?

Anyone else have any experience with LLChicago?

Post #5104 http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...hlight=valerie#post5674514.

I've seen a few girls from LLChicago. Pics so far have just been slightly off but largely accurate for the girls I've seen. I don't recall the names of the first two I saw but Valerie was insanely hot and welcoming. The agency is clearly trying to be 262-lite and that's reflected in area / talent / pricing. Girls are a little "looser" though. First girl let me go bb and was VERY GFE on the second pop for instance. They seem just fine and I usually hit them up when I'm in a pinch and there aren't any available 262 girls in the Deerfieldish area. Valerie was a dime though. One of the hotter agency girls I've seen for this price point. Booker seems responsive and similar to Christina in terms of communication tactics, which I prefer. I really love it when the booker gives you the address as part of the availability message since I live up north and usually need a head start towards the area.

[ApplePiePussy]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

This is inaccurate for many reasons. I've had extended conversations with providers who say 70 percent of their clientele are at least moderately attractive. There's a lot of married men in this hobby who make good money and take care of themselves. There are mongers who are what you describe but they are the minority.

In the last 6 years or so, I've seen a dramatic increase in younger mongers. I'm talking guys in their early 20's. I see them coming and going into the parlors and apartments. There's a lot of foreign ones as well. Many show up as a group. The dating dynamics in this country have taken a turn for the absurd. I don't even know how to describe it and I'm just grateful that my generation wasn't like this.

As for the money, this has and always will be a supply and demand driven market. It is perhaps the purest form of free market economics in existence outside of maybe the drug trade. But the reality is we here in Chicago are paying more for C level talent than NYC and LA (and many other places) pay for A level talent.

Also, you're not an asshole. You just grossly overestimate your level of influence. There's not a vagina in this city that doesn't know its worth.

[Jinurso]

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

I think you might be the first person to post a review of this place other than Jwankxx, who only posts about this place. We appreciate you TOFTT and now we have some real intel.

[JWankxxx]

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

Was that Valerie you saw? Went to see her today and she was a pretty good looking Russian girl in her 20's I would say.

[AndChiBe]

Looks like per the website Valerie is coming on Monday, anyone have info on her.

https://llchicago.escortbook.com/

I was excited after reading a positive review of this agency here. Booked to see her and drove to the north burbs. Big surprise when she opened the door. Older lady in her mid 30's, natural D cups and on the heavier side. The pictures on the website are not even close representation of her. Face 5/10. Tits 7/10, big but gravity affected them. Ass 5/10.

[IAmTheManyo]

I saw Margo recently for a short visit. L1 only. She's very nice as a person but not quite my type in terms of looks. Not as well toned as the pics on the site might lead you to believe. Still very nice but I probably won't repeat.

[Eseloco]

Anybody know of good places to get a good Nuru massage?

Especially if it's in the suburbs. Thanks.

[JakeGoodfella]

BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.

Meghan does offer normal massage with L1. I asked if she does massage in a different room or the one with all of her toys. She said she does the massage and bdsm play in the same room. Sometimes her massage clients ask questions, but it doesn't impede her ability to give a rub or for them to receive it. I haven't received just a straight rub and L1 from her so I don't know how good the massage service is. She does finish you L1 during kinky play and her technique is great.

She definitely shares the flat with others since she only works Tu / Th / Sat. My guess is the other girl (s) works the other days and uses a different bedroom, which I have seen and looks to be set up for massage only (no kink).

[Moejoo]

There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

I've seen a few girls there, pics have always been 100 percent accurate. There is some sort of handler that rents the apt and the girls give him a cut. Communication has always been directly with the girl I have met. FS has never been offered, most of the ads mention light fetish or something like that but I think the ads are posted by the handler and other than Meghan the other girls have been quite vanilla and new to the biz.

[GMan25]

I'm one of the assholes who tell the younger, better looking providers to increase their rates. Why? Simple. They can't, and shouldn't work for peanuts. To put it bluntly, 90-95% of mongers are fat, old, ugly, and overly hairy. This is based on guys I've seen throughout the years. About half of what I hear through the walls, sounds like 4th grade inbreds. What I read here, and on other sites, is so many guys simply can't afford this hobby. If you were a provider, why would you charge so little to deal with this? I wouldn't. Many of you will be offended, but in my experience, people only get offended when they hear the truth.

Dude,

If you really do this, knock it off. You are projecting what you would do if you were a provider. Telling a provider they should up their rates is ridiculous, and it hurts the rest of us. Listen, you can always pay them more when you visit and become their favorite tipper ok? But many of us are not old, fat ugly and smelly. You might think you are doing them a favor, and are a white knight, but you're violating the bro code. Many of us pay and tip well, and when added value is there, sometimes we do pay a little more to extend gratitude. What you're doing is telling the restaurant to up their prices, when what I am suggesting is, if the service is better than expected, tip your waitress a little more.

[Truthfu11]

There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

BDSM is the preferred activity. Minor roaming.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Meghan is great. Her specialty is playing with / inside your ass. She does expect you to prep. And uses a glove if you ask for her fingers. She doesn't let you get inside her underwear and her breasts are relatively modest. She is super sweet that is for sure. Not a bad price point if that's what you're looking for. I personally liked her look better as a brunette but I haven't seen her in person as a blonde yet. Location is convenient, couple of other girls working out of the place but nobody's going to notice he going in and out.

There have been a lot of ads for ladies at Brynmawr & Kenzie location. Always very attractive young white girls. Can anyone shed light on the place? Not looking for BSDM or advanced options so these recent posts turn me off. But always interested in new options for massage & standard services of L1 and a little skin / roaming. Thanks. Zz.

[GeneralObvious]

If I tip Kelly $240 for a nude BJ just because I can afford it, will that earn your respect? Because that's an important aspiration for me.

This hobby is a supply and demand business. Like mongers, most providers are not attractive. Thus, the better looking ones can command a higher fee for services. It's just that simple.

[Jay117]

Prob worth driving to Norridge to Harmony Spa, or mt prospect to exercise spa. Both are super fun. Full service spas, showers, sauna, its fun. Both have hot women.

Thanks! Exercise looks like just what I was hoping for.

[DWaits]

I have a lot of meetings down near this spot on Van Buren near State. The name is too short to get any hits on a search. Has anyone been to this spot: extras? Price point? There are a lot of reviews on RM but I do not have premium with them.