Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[Joe714]

Anyone know if they opened a new location? Haven't been since they were located on Brookhurst, and was hoping to go again.

[RBFSyndrome]

You are ranting and crying LOL. Just because you don't get what others get at jx. Maybe your junk stinks. Rant and stupid is where your crying starts. I'm skeptic you can't handle being my cuck. I will go to all your random suggested AMPs or there of crying about it. Grow up cuckold.

You started posting in Feb. 2022 and somehow been to so many AMPs already? Your reviews lack substance, almost desperate to review as many as possible for some odd reason? Maybe getting bribed to boost AMPs?

Something isn't adding up here and it is very obvious. And I know a bullshitter when I see one.

[JerryX]

WTF is mamasans name? Tried it once and unsure if it was mms. She did have sizable tatas but the overall experience was a solid 4/10. I've seen two people post the same thing so getting a bit skeptical about some of the posters here..

You are ranting and crying LOL. Just because you don't get what others get at jx. Maybe your junk stinks. Rant and stupid is where your crying starts. I'm skeptic you can't handle being my cuck. I will go to all your random suggested AMPs or there of crying about it. Grow up cuckold.

[HeadHunter1969]

RBFS, as stated I was relating others' reports. As I always try to "eat my own dog food" as the saying goes, I'll check out JX myself next week. I'll be willing to offer more than usual to access the limits. Hopefully vindication will be my prize. If not then I owe an apology and will be more cautious in how I relate others' reports going forward.

I had read the same report about this mystery MMS with the giant tits! I went in there the other day and there were three older homely Asian ladies sitting in the lobby. Not one of them looked like she was willing to anything but a legit rub. There was no vibe at all in that place. Someone needs to be more truthful in their reporting. Just sayin'.

HH69.

[Mr Plumber]

WTF is mamasans name? Tried it once and unsure if it was mms. She did have sizable tatas but the overall experience was a solid 4/10. I've seen two people post the same thing so getting a bit skeptical about some of the posters here..

RBFS, as stated I was relating others' reports. As I always try to "eat my own dog food" as the saying goes, I'll check out JX myself next week. I'll be willing to offer more than usual to access the limits. Hopefully vindication will be my prize. If not then I owe an apology and will be more cautious in how I relate others' reports going forward.

[RBFSyndrome]

There have been multiple reports from different mongers about the Mamasan at JX in Tustin. Ponderous tatas and a skilled oral linguist. Perhaps the world's finest combination of physical attributes. She also happens to have a nasty latex allergy and penchant for catching male ejaculate in her mouth then swallowing hard and saying, "Aaaaahhhhhhh. ". Could FS of some variety be far behind?

#TheSearchToolIsYourFriend.

#HappyCumInMouthing.

#OrFuckingAsTheCaseMayBe.

#ObligatoryYMMV.

WTF is mamasans name? Tried it once and unsure if it was mms. She did have sizable tatas but the overall experience was a solid 4/10. I've seen two people post the same thing so getting a bit skeptical about some of the posters here..

[Lift Her Up]

Stop bitching and crying, we get it you are a supposed manager or owner some of these places.

Again Grimmy, I thank you for your informative posts. I've learned something from them.

Lift Her Up.

[JerryX]

Glad we could have a civil conversation and get more or less on the same page. I just feel a personal duty to correct as much misinformation about the trade as possible. I'll try to keep the board posted on what I hear from the licensing grapevine. Hopefully we can fend that one off.

Stop bitching and crying, we get it you are a supposed manager or owner some of these places.

[JerryX]

Glad we could have a civil conversation and get more or less on the same page. I just feel a personal duty to correct as much misinformation about the trade as possible. I'll try to keep the board posted on what I hear from the licensing grapevine. Hopefully we can fend that one off.

Cuckhold, where ever you post I will bang too, I loved being your cuck too LOL.

[Grimmy23]

A sincere thanks for the good info.
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Glad we could have a civil conversation and get more or less on the same page. I just feel a personal duty to correct as much misinformation about the trade as possible. I'll try to keep the board posted on what I hear from the licensing grapevine. Hopefully we can fend that one off.

[Porkys1980]

You are on point with your restaurant analogy. I've used my steak dinner analogy here many times. You want a steak dinner so you can go to Ruth's Chris and easily drop $100 a plate. Or you can go to Outback for $30, or a place like Norms for even less. There are people who will claim the cheap diner steak is just as good. It isn't even close, at least not to anyone with a refined enough palate to be able to distinguish good food from crap. The difference in the spa industry is most people will find their one therapist that they like and keep going back to that one. In contrast, in our little hobby, most of us like to have a variety of girls available to keep things interesting.

On the safety aspect, you're also correct in that other industries face many of the same things. Again, massage is a little bit unique in that our therapists are behind a closed door with a naked client and touching them all over (almost). That in itself brings liabilities you don't have with say someone going door to door selling solar panels.

Re: government, I dont think too many people want authoritarianism, but reasonable regulation has a lot of importance to nearly everybody, whether they care to admit it or not. We dont want the roads full of untrained, unlicensed drivers. When we go out to eat we want to feel reasonably comfortable that we arent going to get food poisoned because the restaurant has poor sanitation.

Stop crying.

[Porkys1980]

I think things have changed somewhat due to the Internet and availability of info. Back in the day we used to have something called the Yellow Pages. Just look for Massage in the phone book and there would usually be places listed, and it was pretty clear which ones offered extras. Same buzz words as today. Nice girls, all Asian staff, international staff, etc. I honestly don't know how I navigated my first MP experience. I remember it vividly though. I was asked if it was my first time, I foolishly said yes, was led to a room, told to undress and lay down on my stomach, and 5 minutes later the girl came in and got started. Somehow I just instinctively knew to rub her leg when she was within reach. I ended up getting a HJ. She just made the HJ sign and I nodded my head yes. I don't even remember giving a tip. I didn't know it was necessary, and she didn't say anything. Somehow I just gained experience from repeat visits and things got better. This was an old reliable place in Downey that's still around.

Go rant somewhere else LOL jeezes. We get it. You are an expert.

[Grimmy23]

I see a lot of posts recently about stability of prices. Or lack there of.

Some talk as been dated. Back a few decades. Apart from a trusted word of mouth, I would think that finding a reliable FS place was somewhat risky. Sure, take one for the team, but that would be hit or miss, and a lower yield endeavor.

With the internet and rating sites / review boards, I would think the demand has increased, with more mongers willing to venture out and get "into the hobby" where prior, it might have kept a large percentage of what we see now out. I know for me, I don't have buddies that we talk about fun outside. No one wants that risk of a coworker ratting, or a "friend" turning on you.

That would make me think that demand would push prices up.

However, the other side of that coin is with the review boards etc, the low mileage rub & tugs would loose business to the higher level of service places. Demand pushing the supply into more services to retain and attract customers, and new shops entering the market to meet the specific demand of FS entertainment.

I don't know the answer, but I would suspect that if fellow mongers continue to push places where reliable quality and service are to be had for a reasonable rate fewer recommendations for higher price point venues, that collectively, the consumer can drive the market. But I could be wrong.

I think things have changed somewhat due to the Internet and availability of info. Back in the day we used to have something called the Yellow Pages. Just look for Massage in the phone book and there would usually be places listed, and it was pretty clear which ones offered extras. Same buzz words as today. Nice girls, all Asian staff, international staff, etc. I honestly don't know how I navigated my first MP experience. I remember it vividly though. I was asked if it was my first time, I foolishly said yes, was led to a room, told to undress and lay down on my stomach, and 5 minutes later the girl came in and got started. Somehow I just instinctively knew to rub her leg when she was within reach. I ended up getting a HJ. She just made the HJ sign and I nodded my head yes. I don't even remember giving a tip. I didn't know it was necessary, and she didn't say anything. Somehow I just gained experience from repeat visits and things got better. This was an old reliable place in Downey that's still around.

There was also the LA X-Press. Those little rag newspapers that you used to pay a quarter for on city sidewalks. The ones with pics of topless girls with stars covering their nipples on the front page. You'd just go through and shop the ads and hope you got lucky with a good one.

The services you went for back then were a bit different though. I'd say a little less expectation of FS and a little more HJ and "nude modeling. " I used to go to these places operating out of big houses in Bel Air. Their ads in X-Press said something like "I am a real college girl, not a pro, and I give an erotic full body massage at my place nude. " They had super hot young white girls that definitely could have walked right off the campus of UCLA. They also seemed pretty inexperienced, so their "not a pro" was very plausible. The girls would basically just get naked and spend an hour having nice conversation and rubbing their oiled tits across your chest until it was time for the finish. A couple of the girls I saw barely knew how to give a HJ. I had to help one of them. Could have been an act of course but if so she did an incredible job of playing innocent. There was a girl there that I would have legitimately dated if I could have. She was about my age and had a great personality. All of that in itself made the experience kind of hot for me. You just don't find services like that anymore. I think the reviews would come out that they have hot girls but all they do is HJ and some of them suck at it. It's all about getting the BJ or FS now.

Then there were places like Suzettes Modeling Studio where you'd pay to have a girl give you a strip show in a private room and then she'd jerk you off or blow you. And the lingerie modeling places where eventually the lingerie would come off and you'd get a HJ. All kinds of unique stuff that just doesn't exist anymore.

AMPs are still AMPs. They haven't changed a bit in the 30+ years I've been in the hobby. Everything was always available there. The difference was you learned it was available by going back a few times and being offered more. It's the other varieties of places that are a bit harder to find now and / or much more expensive, like the nuru places, which aren’t even real nuru and a lot of people consider nothing more than an overpriced handjob.

[Nitescape]

A sincere thanks for the good info.

The rest is just more opinion on methods to achieve the same goals. In other words, the higher quality, intelligent, responsible "mongers" should care about safety and taking care of the business establishments just as much as a business owner like yourself. Now some people are low quality, cheap and tacky, and don't want to show proper support for those who provide the services and products they enjoy. And that sucks, but those are stupid, less desirable customers. Personally, I want to take care of those who take care of me. I do accounting but I don't always comb through a bill once I receive it. I've usually already done my research, and know that a place is providing good quality, so I want to support them, as opposed to trying to squeeze the bare minimum profit from them. I know that's not the norm tho, unfortunately.

I'd concede that some govt regulation can help, but I guess I'm pretty jaded at this point of time in history / society, and I'm pretty through with govt and their shenanigans. Some of the most basic shit they're supposed to take care of, they don't do; However they are excellent at facilitating wealth transfer to the top 1% (because that is who funds them to do so) at the expense of the small business and rest of the populace. But I prob have ranted long enough.

I'll just share one more thought on the Safety issue. First, I did not know that about hot stones and that is an excellent example. I do think however, that this could also be addressed by the free market better than govt regulation, because once a couple establishments get sued for injuries they caused, the motivation would be there for them to begin behaving responsibly. On the other side of that, I don't believe we always need to protect idiots at the cost of the rest of us, and this is precisely what is fucking-up our society. We've tried this experiment of creating a Utopia where everyone can walk around like a child with absolutely zero personal responsibility, and this leads to one thing. Govt being put in a place of power and control as the alleged solution. When I'm coming home late at night and hungry, I personally don't just stop at the random food truck, because I'm a person who values my health and what I put into my body. I have friends tho that will eat anything anywhere as tho they are wild dogs. Once they get food poisoning, maybe they'll begin to be a little more selective, but govt regulation or not, the more these idiots are willing to shovel garbage into their bodies, the more others will be willing to take advantage of that. McDonald's, Taco Bell and KFC are absolute poison, yet they are able to bypass regulation and there are trillions of lowlifes who still patronize these places. That's the reality of humanity and the world we live in.

Anyways, thanks for letting me vent / rant.

[Nitescape]

We dont want the roads full of untrained, unlicensed drivers.

I haven't finished reading the rest of your comment, but saw this and got triggered.

Bruh. Have you seen the highways these days? Have you seen the condition of the roads?

Anyways, I guess it's obvious at this point that I'm pretty anti-govt. I believe Thomas Paine said it best way back in 1787:

"Government even in its best state, is but a necessary evil. In its worst, an intolerable one."