Escort Reports

[HamSolo]

I've been seeing Klaudia quite regularly now, especially when her rates were $250. But she has proven to be an exceptional provider, and raised her rates to $300, which is still modest if you ask me, considering the services rendered are a great value. I would recommend anyone whose into Polish women licking your balls to go see her!

[HamSolo]

My speculation is the review was written by Krista herself, but albeit, she advertises on Tryst when she is looking to work. She's sparsely responsive. She thinks she's got a following on Twitter, but barely anyone responds or acknowledges her posts, but that's another way to find her. Yes to all you asked. Bare, Greek, anything you want. But she's overweight, untoned / squishy, caked on makeup that makes her look more like a troll, but will fulfill your asks. Yes to the fake tits but they're not great.

Imagine, for those who know Gina Rollins from NYC, her service but a 2/10 on looks.

For the record buddy I've been an avid fan of Krista since the beginning. As for your concern, I posted twice in order to be able to post in two subcategories. If anyone has any suspicions, please feel free to reach out.

[HamSolo]

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[ChgSpaMan]

Anyone see this one? I'm interested.

https://superasian.com.listcrawler.e...icago/78047772

Kind of pricey at $300 an hour last summer. She was venting, talking and drinking while massaging and cuddling. Probably would have done that for an hour or two before we got down to business. I think it was early Fri eve so I doubt she is like that all the time. Decent covered activities. Bit chubbier than pics show. I would repeat but only at a lower price.

[CoolBreeze962]

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...icago/78130056

Anybody see her before? I'm looking for a solid Latina.

[ZckBrc]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/77554872

Looking for intel on this girl. I texted her but it gives me some red flags (only outcalls, then said only incalls when I told her let's go to a hotel). Just want to know if any of you know her. Thanks.

I have seen Kitty. She is pricey and her texts can be a little crazy sometimes. If you never post reviews, don't bother PM me for more info.

[DLover64]

Is she even advertising these days? She has been unresponsive, She used to be my most regular provider for a few years. Big endorsement for a first poster. If you can get her though, she will treat you well.

My speculation is the review was written by Krista herself, but albeit, she advertises on Tryst when she is looking to work. She's sparsely responsive. She thinks she's got a following on Twitter, but barely anyone responds or acknowledges her posts, but that's another way to find her. Yes to all you asked. Bare, Greek, anything you want. But she's overweight, untoned / squishy, caked on makeup that makes her look more like a troll, but will fulfill your asks. Yes to the fake tits but they're not great.

Imagine, for those who know Gina Rollins from NYC, her service but a 2/10 on looks.

[OnaniKing]

She's the real deal and well worth it. Her ad went down for a bit but she got it back up. https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/7943104.htm.

She has specials on Thursdays. She has health issues which make her unavailable sometimes but she'll get back to you eventually.

Shoot your shot boys.

[LotsaFunInChi]

Well Here's a report.

While I am not really proud of it, it was not a bad experience.

One drunken night I was scrolling through the LC ads and happened to text this girl: https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...127bd43b6e089d , since she was in the area.

She is a short and thick girl and I am not really into the type. But who cares when you are drunk.

She was super responsive, given it was late at night / early in the morning: around 2:30 am.

Decided to bite the bullet and drove to the in-call which was a decent hotel in the suburbs with a full parking lot.

Texted and got the room number, took the elevator up and got to the room. No LE check and took care of the donation. I think her ethnicity is Middle eastern.

The pictures in the ad are hers. Big tits, has a little tummy too. There is a reason her pictures don't show the rest of her body..

Well written and comprehensive review. Thanks!

[LotsaFunInChi]

I see Krista regularly and she delivers exactly what I personally want from a girl. I see a lot of discourse on here about her scars and her being a junkie. She was, but she isn't anymore. The scars are old but permanent. I keep telling her to tattoo over those ugly things. If you can get over the scars, she fucks great, and sucks better then a dyson.

If you can get past Krista's scars and blemishes, the you will in the company of a courtesan that not only delivers, but has the personality to match. She has broken teeth as well, and that is because she is using methadone to get off of the hard substances. Since I've been seeing her for quite a while, I can vouch for her that she is going clean, and will have implants within a matter of months to remedy this issue.

All in all, Krista Garland is the most submissive provider I've ever met, and I promise you won't be disappointed, and after all is said and done will definitely say to yourself that it was a six hundred dollars well spent!

Personally, I'd heed a lot of caution on reviews like this from a reviewer who only has 2 posts, exact copies and pastes of one another praising the same one provider. Stay objective in your evaluation of reviews my friends.

[DLover64]

Hey bud,

600 goes a LONG way in this hobby, even in the pussy desert that is Chicago. And that's some serious cheddar to put down for just an hour with just one provider. And since I don't even consider the GPS queens as providers, 600 is like doubles or triples money.

What's included with the 600? True GFE? BB? Greek? Soul sucking blowjob? Heavenly tit job? Going to need some more details here please.

As for the drugs, good to hear someone making it out the deep end. Last 2 years got us all fucked up.

So I'll stay mum on whether I think the original post was a Tually Krista or not, but I've posted on here several times. She's not worth $600. She's become very height-weight disproportionate over the years and the body ravaged with scars of drug use requires one to turn a blind eye to in the most serious way ever. She shakes relatively uncontrollably and struggles to speak without shaking / stammering, which just takes away from the sexiness of the situation. Yes. She is submissive. She plays bare, Greek, and will drink watersports. She'll let you try to fist her, which is easily accomplished in her pussy but not her ass. She can't deepthroat without puking but she's ok with puking if you are. But at the end of the day, worth $300 max for the submission, but a penny more is a ripoff. But it's your money, I'm not worried about people paying her $600 and making it too expensive for the rest of us because even at $300, she's a desperation call, not a go to call.

[MidwestHobby]

Hey bud,

600 goes a LONG way in this hobby, even in the pussy desert that is Chicago. And that's some serious cheddar to put down for just an hour with just one provider. And since I don't even consider the GPS queens as providers, 600 is like doubles or triples money.

What's included with the 600? True GFE? BB? Greek? Soul sucking blowjob? Heavenly tit job? Going to need some more details here please.

As for the drugs, good to hear someone making it out the deep end. Last 2 years got us all fucked up.

I'm curious too. Recovering addict or not, if I'm dropping $600 just because someone's submissive. Well there better be a wide open menu.

[Dudder]

She is retired for now her sister who was also an escort died from a drug overdose in October. Sam went to rehab to get clean after that.

Anyone seen Sam in calumet park recently?

There are two adds one says she using new number.

Can someone share the right add for her?

Thanks in advance.

[LS4V8]

I see Krista regularly and she delivers exactly what I personally want from a girl. I see a lot of discourse on here about her scars and her being a junkie. She was, but she isn't anymore. The scars are old but permanent. I keep telling her to tattoo over those ugly things. If you can get over the scars, she fucks great, and sucks better then a dyson.

If you can get past Krista's scars and blemishes, the you will in the company of a courtesan that not only delivers, but has the personality to match. She has broken teeth as well, and that is because she is using methadone to get off of the hard substances. Since I've been seeing her for quite a while, I can vouch for her that she is going clean, and will have implants within a matter of months to remedy this issue.

All in all, Krista Garland is the most submissive provider I've ever met, and I promise you won't be disappointed, and after all is said and done will definitely say to yourself that it was a six hundred dollars well spent!

Hey bud,

600 goes a LONG way in this hobby, even in the pussy desert that is Chicago. And that's some serious cheddar to put down for just an hour with just one provider. And since I don't even consider the GPS queens as providers, 600 is like doubles or triples money.

What's included with the 600? True GFE? BB? Greek? Soul sucking blowjob? Heavenly tit job? Going to need some more details here please.

As for the drugs, good to hear someone making it out the deep end. Last 2 years got us all fucked up.

[FunWonder94]

Anyone seen Sam in calumet park recently?

There are two adds one says she using new number.

Can someone share the right add for her?

Thanks in advance.