Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadHunter1969]

One of you mongers out there was desperate for poon. Ringing the door bell every 2 seconds for a minute waiting a minute and then start ringing the bell again. You probably tried 4 or 5 times over a 10 minute span. Take the hint. I was balls deep in her and she wasn't going to stop to tell you to go away. We were both laughing at you though.

Where were you? Who were you with?

[Amplify2000]

Laguna Niguel spa. 60 min massage + 30 min body scrub. Other pieces of professional looking equipment in the room, I think you can get a variety of other more technical services here. Weird young man at front desk (Son? Grandson?) who made me leave and come back 5 min later because I arrived 5 minutes before appointment. Came back, checked in via iPad, so all seemed like more legit massage place. Shown to room, in comes definite gilf, big tits, couldn't tell if Chinese or Korean, face mask. Gave a serious massage for 60 minutes, then body scrub, which I thought was reverse order from what I usually experience. During scrub, started to get much more handsy with my cock and balls, moving them out of the way, etc. Then pointed at them and asked if I wanted massage there too. $.5. Yes, of course. Oiled them up, and started gently and slowly getting things going, ending with a nice firm stroke while she moaned 'yeah, yeah' and I groped her big tits over her shirt. Finished and she cleaned everything up really efficiently, finished rest of body scrub, ended with a final overall body rub. The end. Left the cash on table and left after getting dressed. Weird young man stopped me as I left to ask if I'd given her a tip. Ha.

Recommended for those looking like a pretty solid massage plus HE. I didn't get her name, sadly.

[NskNike]

Does anyone have a good location that does waxing and a happy ending?

[HeadorTail]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

Let ye among you who hast not slipped and farted cast the first stone. I mean if she turns around, bends over and speckles your face with overspray it's one thing. But getting one stuck in there sideways after some Wong's spicy pork is another. Cut the girl some slack. Of course the lousy massage and phone time are unforgivable.

[SportsNews]

Jeezus, in the legit spa industry it's usually a 1-star Yelp review when a therapist farts during a session. Talk about the fart heard 'round the world.

Got a 4 hand massage and after all was done the awesome personable one left out and the other decided to try to get me to taste my own batter, I was like yo chill no I'm not doing that while they put finger toward my face like 3 times. Once I got up she proceeded to get my attention on her ass, aimed toward me and let a big one rip like WTF. Just cause you had your hands on me doesn't mean everything goes now. I love a girl that farts I'm definitely coming back to see you and give a big ole tip, wrong!

[Grimmy23]

That made me nauseous just reading it.

Jeezus, in the legit spa industry it's usually a 1-star Yelp review when a therapist farts during a session. Talk about the fart heard 'round the world.

[AlexRodriguez]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

That made me nauseous just reading it.

[ChrisPoontang]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

I hope she was massaging your legs or feet when she was floating air biscuits.

Being next to your head would wrong so many levels.

I've gotten massages where I've had to use every ounce of my being to keep from ripping farts.

If I can do it, she can do it.

[JackTms]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

Damn, you got lucky Most guys have to pay extra for farts.

[TheBenster]

Hailey at Air: Looks great, awesome assets, skinny and 35 yrs old. And that's it. Lackluster massage, farted loudly twice (and giggled & apologized. Apparently had too many beans the day before. Demanded the roses on the flip and spend a scarily amount of time on her phone during the massage. Will not repeat.

[Rocco D]

Is this Panda place on first? I visited last week, but just got a weak HJ.

I am experienced and usually am good at getting mileage but been here 3 times and handie is all.

[QuickOne]

Harbor at McFadden. Behind the shoe store.

This used to be "Solace" where Mindy the OCbarber / waxing queen had her shop.

Plenty of parking available.

Went in and a cute mid 20's. Early 30's girl comes out and leads me to room. Mamasan was yelling from the back. (glad I didn't get her.).

Usually I sit at end of table and wait for her entrance to introduce myself. A good fun icebreaker and being the exhibitionist that I am I love showing off and seeing their reactions. This one came back before I even sat down. She caressed my little buddy and asked what I wanted. I actually was looking forward to an attempted massage followed by fun and so I let her know. Wow, that was one of the least satisfying rubs that I have ever received. She just pushed and pressured. Finally, she asked if I wanted lotion. Well, yea. Unfortunately the lotion didn't help her attempted massage much. So as I was giving up on getting some relaxing massage strokes and teases. She asks me to turn over. She immediately went into negotiation mode as I was saying later, later. Still not too much teasing. (I love the build up.) So apparently hand and beej are on the table. Probably more but I was not interested in that. She took instruction well but only enough to get the job done. I had to laugh when the girl and mamasan were both loudly calling after me. Come back again. Over and over.

Worth a repeat visit? Probably not. No tease, no buildup.

Have fun.

Quick.

[Grimmy23]

BigBoDonk,

Do not send him a full service masseur! I know he's not a fag; send a masseuse please!

(I'm sure Grimy knows what I mean) I swear 99% of people make this same mistake. Drives me nuts.

In the legit spa industry we don't even say "masseuse. " CMTs hate that. It has taken on too much of a sexual connotation. We always say "massage therapist. ".

[BigBoDonk]

BigBoDonk,

Do not send him a full service masseur! I know he's not a fag; send a masseuse please!

(I'm sure Grimy knows what I mean) I swear 99% of people make this same mistake. Drives me nuts.

Ahahaha, ok, give me someones contact to send.

[JDog1234]

I'm at the point in my mongering life where I don't even want FS anymore. Looking back at all of the FS mongering experiences I've had in my life, 90% of them have been nothing special. She hops on top and rides me to finish and it's over pretty quick, or I climb on top and maybe we change positions once or twice, but it has almost always felt like an "ok, let's get this over with" moment. There have been exceptions of course. Those are the other 10% that we all look for. I have found that more often than not, an expertly delivered HJ brings me more pleasure than a quickie FS session from someone who isn't really that into it.

By expertly delivered, I generally mean fully naked provider who gives a decent massage, does a lot of teasing, doesn't mind being mutually touched, and takes her time with a nice slow release (and doesn't just make me bust my nut in 30 seconds like most do). Those expert HJs are hard to come by, but when you find one it's pure bliss IMHO. Throw a little BBBJ into the mix and you've hit the jackpot.

Been out of the game for just over a year (health issues). Used to have some great spots in Lake Forrest or even in SJC. Excellent massage and great CBJ or BBBJ finish. Alas, theose sports are no more and haven't seen any since. 😔.