Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddie223** · 03-22-22 16:05

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.

Not really on the old hens but I'm certain a lot of people would be happy with Coco at Rt 1 which is why I shared. Treat her nice if you check her out.

**TheDrowned** · 03-22-22 15:34

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.

But hurting on the inside because this is so true.

I for one have been conditioned by the so called NOVA standard.

But credit where credit is due.

Eddie has the balls to not only give up the goods but tell it like it is.

**Bunker Buster** · 03-22-22 15:07

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.

On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.

I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.

And couldn't enjoy it because she wasn't the usual old hen who gives an impersonal jackhammer finish? LOLOLOL.

**FearlessFlash** · 03-22-22 09:48

I'm tired of going to the same mainly Korean women in this area. Does anyone know of any reliable quality providers that are not Asian (black, white, Latina).

**Lougle69** · 03-21-22 23:33

I wasn't able to go to Shirlington until this evening. I almost kept going as it was a little sketchy around the area. Anyways, I went in and was greeted by an attractive mms. Showed me to my room and said 30 mins only. Girl (probably 50, but slamming body) comes in dressed sexy, B cups, and maybe 100 lbs. Decent massage, strong hands and she was rough on my legs and feet, which I actually like. Her CBJ was good, but too short. She jumped on top and went to town. Bent her over the table to finish up. She cleaned me up, gave some kisses, then she dressed me. 60/140 I'd repeat.

**Rhinopole** · 03-21-22 21:40

Today I visited 3 different AMPs all within a couple of hundred yards from each other in an office park near Fairfax Circle. Those of you familiar with the area will probably know the one. In any event, I had an appointment with a cute provider at Pine Tree, but as it happened she had the day off. I chalked that up to "stuff happens. " Unfortunately, the provider who was working wanted more money than her coworker for the same service. So I politely said I'd wait for her friend to be back at work. She suddenly changed her tune and said she'd be fine with the smaller number. I left anyway and went next door to Garden Spa. In years past I had many good times there, but hadn't been back recently. Anyway, I walked in and the one provider there was unattractive and a bit flabby. I left and walked over to Angel Spa where I lucked out and had a wonderful time at Angels with beautiful Linda. Sometimes things work out.

Rhino.

**JimBliss478** · 03-21-22 21:36

Saw Norma's ad in Craigslist (https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...460963024.html). I haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone had her service recently? Planning to go see her this weekend and will report back.

Been seeing Blanca from massage finder couple times now. Not much more than Nova finish but she's a pleasant lady with big titties. The drive to Sterling sucks though. Let me know if you want to know anything more.

**Eddie223** · 03-21-22 17:18

Probably the youngest provider I've seen at an AMP. I think on RM a reviewer said she says she is 28. I could believe it. Tiny, maybe 5' tall and thin. During the massage she was knees up on my back and could barely feel a thing she is so light.

On the flip, she wanted me to massage her. I think honestly this is where I started to lose interest. I enjoy a good massage and non-intimate encounters. This was a new spin that I just don't think I was into. CFS we were rocking the table making too much noise. Rte 1 kind of sucks for this, their tables are light. HJ, she used way too much oil I think. I ended up just going soft, couldn't even finish myself. First time ever. Honestly went home and rubbed one out to make sure it wasn't a problem. I think it was just a mental thing with intimacy, guilty feelings or something.

I won't repeat but that's my own hang up. You other mongers may enjoy it. She's definitely super cute, good personality. YMMV.

**DisMan6** · 03-21-22 13:35

Dreamt that I stopped by Sun Therapy Thursday morning and met up with mamasan to see the "new girl" she was hyping up to me. Forget the name of the girl. She had a decent build with a pair of big personalities but not a great looking face so I said I wasn't interested and was going to leave until she got out another girl by the name of Jenny. Cute, small, and thin middle aged Korean woman with some very nice conversational skills and bubbly personality. Her laugh was awesome and her massage was very good as well. When the flip came, she quoted me her menu which was pretty open and expensive. I decided to just go for standard NOVA for .6 (even overpaid on this) but I was enjoying her company and good massage / TS. Took me a while to finish but when I did I shot out a bunch and some landed on her face and her hair which we both thought to be hilarious. Told me she had to "wash her hair now". Overall, probably won't repeat with Jenny because she's pretty thin and menu was quite expensive but she was very bubbly and one of the better conversationalists I've found in this hobby. Good luck out there!

Dm6.

**Tomk2323** · 03-21-22 10:04

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.

Love it. I would love to know where Lily is at now as well.

**TheHobbyLobby** · 03-21-22 07:59

Originally Posted by PrivatePyle [View Original Post]

I have seen her twice and agree about the quality of the massage. She does offer HE after she gets comfortable with you. At least she did 1. 5 years ago when I saw her last.

Paying 120 for an hour for a legit massage is a bit much. I do like a challenge but not a fan of paying that much until she comes around LOL.

**LoveTheCurves** · 03-21-22 05:23

Originally Posted by AssmanToYou [View Original Post]

I popped in to see if she was there and whomever I met said she was away till next week. Please post if someone verifys her return.

I think it would be a good idea if the next person that goes to see Cindy at Reston Wellness to slip a $20 to Cindy or the MMS to find out where Lily is now. You know, kill two birds with one stone.

**PrivatePyle** · 03-20-22 17:09

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I also have a thing for digging metaphorical graves and diving deep for forgotten treasures. I did a little bit of monger investigating and heard some whispers about Jenny in Vienna. Pretty vague stuff mentioned on the board here a while back regarding "a" Jenny providing massage w: extras and when I found this ad.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Jiechen

I figured I'd roll the dice. Now I'm fairly sure this is the right Jenny but anyone can chime in here and tell me I'm wrong.

I've seen her about 3 times. Jenny is tall thin and late 30's / early 40's (maybe?) but she's a pretty attractive Chinese provider who gives a very good massage and I did a waxing w / her my first time. Everything was a legit experience but I can't help but feel there's more to her than meets the eye. I've seen her twice more but have still struck out both times, she's been fairly resistant to my notion for extras however she's definitely warmed up since our first visit where she came off as incredibly cold. The massage is in fact really good which is why I returned. But if anyone has any more intel on her feel free to PM, this could very well be a different Jenny than the one mentioned on the board but my instincts are telling me I have the right one.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

I have seen her twice and agree about the quality of the massage. She does offer HE after she gets comfortable with you. At least she did 1. 5 years ago when I saw her last.

**TheDrowned** · 03-20-22 14:02

I also have a thing for digging metaphorical graves and diving deep for forgotten treasures. I did a little bit of monger investigating and heard some whispers about Jenny in Vienna. Pretty vague stuff mentioned on the board here a while back regarding "a" Jenny providing massage w: extras and when I found this ad.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Jiechen

I figured I'd roll the dice. Now I'm fairly sure this is the right Jenny but anyone can chime in here and tell me I'm wrong.

I've seen her about 3 times. Jenny is tall thin and late 30's / early 40's (maybe?) but she's a pretty attractive Chinese provider who gives a very good massage and I did a waxing w / her my first time. Everything was a legit experience but I can't help but feel there's more to her than meets the eye. I've seen her twice more but have still struck out both times, she's been fairly resistant to my notion for extras however she's definitely warmed up since our first visit where she came off as incredibly cold. The massage is in fact really good which is why I returned. But if anyone has any more intel on her feel free to PM, this could very well be a different Jenny than the one mentioned on the board but my instincts are telling me I have the right one.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**Vadim88** · 03-20-22 13:36

Forgot the name of the massage therapist. But this is location in Annandale all the way in the back. Been here previously and got great service. Went in on Thursday evening and felt very rushed. Table Shower was great with lots of playtime. But massage was half-assed and definitely tried to get straight to the end with no attention to the show.

Standard donations and not worth it right now. Better value elsewhere in the area and in that office park too.