Massage Parlor Reports

**DanteDk07** · 03-15-22 21:02

Like Frankie Digitola, I'm a huge fan of big chested women. I will list my top 5 here.

5. Amy from Sunstar spa- she looks so stacked with her clothes on. Thought they might be fake at first, but when I felt them, they were totally real. Quite a chesty woman. She let me suck them. Nice how there is a sauna room at this place.

4. Bella from blue ocean- she is quite the seductress. You can see right away with her clothes on that she has at least DDs. When she took off her top and even her undies, it was glorious. She has really nice pointy nipples. Her skin is flawless. But for some reason, she didn't like something about me and has never let me see her again after one time.

3. Kiko from diamond flash spa- she is a gem. She has quite the rack. Her breasts are so full. That when you feel them it almost feels like there is silicone there. But I'm like 99% sure they are real. What's awesome about kiko is she is flirty, will tell you how handsome you are, will make some sexy noises to indicate she is turned on. She has a good sense of humor too. She let me do the tit job. She is easily the most underrated masseuse here. She is DD. But sometimes it feels and looks like they are DDD.

2. Vivian from comfort spa- she brightens my day because she has such a peppy, bubbly nice personality. She will hug and embrace you. She is tall, which is a plus. She is so curvy. Touching her breasts through her clothes was heavy bc you instantly feel how much volume is there. She is a DD. Keep in mind she doesn't ever take off her bra. At least she didn't with me.

1. Tara- So far, she has the best tits I've seem in this nova / dc / md area. If you have seen better, please PM me right away!! I'd like to know. Tara's breasts are so big in volume, and she has the nicest big thick nipples. That's why I say they are the best. And I love how she is also nice and funny, and I like how she got on top of me and touched me, aroused me so much.

Runner ups:

- owner Indonesian lady from Mika spa in falls church (but now I think she works more at yummie spa or whatever in Backlick rd Annandale). She has D cup. They are not huge but just big, but she gives such a good massage and gets really into it, shows she is turned on.

- Roxy black girl from falls church- she gives a good massage. She does that thing really well where she touches grazes your balls when you are lying stomach down. She has nice big breasts, kinda saggy. But the good kind of sag.

As you can tell, I'm a lover of big breasts, so if you have a good recommendation for me, please Pm me. Also, I really like big thick or long nipples. So if you know any with them, please pm me and let me know.

**GilBang** · 03-15-22 15:59

Originally Posted by DanteDk07 [View Original Post]

I didn't receive a PM from you about Arlington massage? You have info on lotto? Was wondering about how big her breasts are, what her nipples are like.

I PM'd you back, I think you read the posts wrong LOL.

**DanteDk07** · 03-15-22 15:31

I didn't receive a PM from you about Arlington massage? You have info on lotto? Was wondering about how big her breasts are, what her nipples are like.

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

The Crianza Place outfits are similar to others in Tysons where they're pretty much crapshoots. Another set of those is off International on the other side of Tysons, every now and then you'll get a decent one, but more often it ends in disappointment.

BTW, PM'd you about Arlington Massage.

**GilBang** · 03-15-22 15:07

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Just be warned, if an AMP has posted hours that they are open until 12 am or late at night, sometimes they will lock up and go home early if it's slow. These places don't follow the normal business operating hours structure LOL.

It's best to call ahead. However you may be stuck with whoever is still working close to the closing time. Some providers will bail out before closing time if they don't want to work anymore for that day or if things are slow.

I second the suggestion to call ahead. It has happened to me in pretty much all AMPs I've visited before. I recall even calling one on Superbowl Sunday, they had closed up super early at like noon LOL.

**GilBang** · 03-15-22 15:03

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Been to this location about 4 times in Tysons area. The "Reserves" off of Crianza Place. They sent me 2 other girls to try since the first one was not to my liking and each time, I left out. So only a waste of 15 minutes walking up and down hallways to beware of the fake pics in attempts to get you there.

On another note, I have been wanting to see this one but cannot get a reply back. Has anyone got in contact with this one.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../21060954.html

Oh and Lotto in Arlington, (Arlington Massage) OMG, she is a sure winner. Great rack, DD and nice ass. I actually like her more than Bella in Mclean. She was noted on RubMap and has never been a disappointment for me over the past year.

The Crianza Place outfits are similar to others in Tysons where they're pretty much crapshoots. Another set of those is off International on the other side of Tysons, every now and then you'll get a decent one, but more often it ends in disappointment.

BTW, PM'd you about Arlington Massage.

**DanteDk07** · 03-15-22 12:48

Thanks, I will be trying out lotto sometime. Wonder if she is as busty as Tara.

Has anyone tried out Amy who seems new? She seems quite busty in this photo. If anyone has tried her out, please describe her breasts (including how big they are), nipples, looks and personality.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../21049826.html

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Lotto, the place is right across from the Audi Dealership.

**Cbsbb** · 03-14-22 22:07

Popped in since I was in the area and MS said she had 4 girls all busy. Any reports? I was surprised it was so busy on a Monday.

**Lougle69** · 03-14-22 19:54

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Just be warned, if an AMP has posted hours that they are open until 12 am or late at night, sometimes they will lock up and go home early if it's slow. These places don't follow the normal business operating hours structure LOL.

It's best to call ahead. However you may be stuck with whoever is still working close to the closing time. Some providers will bail out before closing time if they don't want to work anymore for that day or if things are slow.

Good points. I may call before I take off and when I land to verify.

**MentalMijit** · 03-14-22 18:55

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Lotto, the place is right across from the Audi Dealership.

Your inbox is full.

**LoveTheCurves** · 03-14-22 18:54

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Lotto, the place is right across from the Audi Dealership.

BTW, your inbox is full.

**Eddie223** · 03-14-22 15:27

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.

Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prev to because of her. So take from this what you will.

Thanks for TOFTT tho!

**TheOuroboros** · 03-14-22 13:52

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

I'd probably go check out Sunset and see if the girls there the younger unicorns we've all been looking for. LOL.

So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.

Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prevé to because of her. So take from this what you will.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-14-22 11:39

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

Arlington Massage on Columbia Pike? And is her name really Lotto?

Lotto, the place is right across from the Audi Dealership.

**Serpico99** · 03-14-22 09:45

Originally Posted by Lougle69 [View Original Post]

Flying in late and wondering if there's any places open until midnight?

Just be warned, if an AMP has posted hours that they are open until 12 am or late at night, sometimes they will lock up and go home early if it's slow. These places don't follow the normal business operating hours structure LOL.

It's best to call ahead. However you may be stuck with whoever is still working close to the closing time. Some providers will bail out before closing time if they don't want to work anymore for that day or if things are slow.

**LoveTheCurves** · 03-14-22 09:11

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Oh and Lotto in Arlington, (Arlington Massage) OMG, she is a sure winner. Great rack, DD and nice ass. I actually like her more than Bella in Mclean. She was noted on RubMap and has never been a disappointment for me over the past year.

Arlington Massage on Columbia Pike? And is her name really Lotto?