Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddie223** · 03-14-22 15:27

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.

Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prev to because of her. So take from this what you will.

Thanks for TOFTT tho!

**TheOuroboros** · 03-14-22 13:52

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

I'd probably go check out Sunset and see if the girls there the younger unicorns we've all been looking for. LOL.

So I ruffled through my old clothes and found the card I was given for sunset massage. Sorry to keep you all in the dark but the address of this parlor is 3605 chain bridge and on the outside it's listed as Largos therapy.

Like a fool I went see if maybe there was such a unicorn hiding inside the barracks but as if some prank pulled by mystical hand of fate itself, the lady behind the door was none other than MMS McSnaggletooth herself. She was done up in a tight shirt and miniskirt and make up that was the moral equivalent to applying a bandaid over a severed limb. I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out with a camera crew to tell me I've been Punk'd. I made a last ditch gambit of asking her if she had someone else on staff at this place and she told me it was just her and that she'd be happy to take care of me. I bet she would. I politely told her to fuck off and left empty handed. She did mention a new girl will be coming next week but who knows what to believe with all the lies I've been prevé to because of her. So take from this what you will.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-14-22 11:39

Originally Posted by LoveTheCurves [View Original Post]

Arlington Massage on Columbia Pike? And is her name really Lotto?

Lotto, the place is right across from the Audi Dealership.

**Serpico99** · 03-14-22 09:45

Originally Posted by Lougle69 [View Original Post]

Flying in late and wondering if there's any places open until midnight?

Just be warned, if an AMP has posted hours that they are open until 12 am or late at night, sometimes they will lock up and go home early if it's slow. These places don't follow the normal business operating hours structure LOL.

It's best to call ahead. However you may be stuck with whoever is still working close to the closing time. Some providers will bail out before closing time if they don't want to work anymore for that day or if things are slow.

**LoveTheCurves** · 03-14-22 09:11

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Oh and Lotto in Arlington, (Arlington Massage) OMG, she is a sure winner. Great rack, DD and nice ass. I actually like her more than Bella in Mclean. She was noted on RubMap and has never been a disappointment for me over the past year.

Arlington Massage on Columbia Pike? And is her name really Lotto?

**OlderButWeiser** · 03-14-22 08:36

Originally Posted by Lougle69 [View Original Post]

If I can get my bags and car by 10:30, I may head that way. I had a great time last time I was there.

I was just looking at other places and I see Shirlington is open until midnight. Has anyone been there lately?

Shirlington is a mite cramped and seems to have quick turnover (nudge nudge). Sugar the occasional MMS is a sexy thing and delivered full-on 23 x3 on a recent visit. But they tend to push FS (house + 1. 4) - they were FS before Covid. Can be busy and "come back later".

**Eddie223** · 03-14-22 08:29

Originally Posted by PandaMan74 [View Original Post]

Just a heads up. I think they close at 11:30 now judging by the updated google hours.

Bedpage says the same, 11:30 pm for Pine. Rte1 appears to be 11 pm so that's not an alternative. Not sure you'll find anything as far South as Woodbridge open to 12 am. You could always call ahead and see if they can work something out though.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-13-22 20:45

Been to this location about 4 times in Tysons area. The "Reserves" off of Crianza Place. They sent me 2 other girls to try since the first one was not to my liking and each time, I left out. So only a waste of 15 minutes walking up and down hallways to beware of the fake pics in attempts to get you there.

On another note, I have been wanting to see this one but cannot get a reply back. Has anyone got in contact with this one.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../21060954.html

Oh and Lotto in Arlington, (Arlington Massage) OMG, she is a sure winner. Great rack, DD and nice ass. I actually like her more than Bella in Mclean. She was noted on RubMap and has never been a disappointment for me over the past year.

**PandaMan74** · 03-13-22 19:59

Originally Posted by Lougle69 [View Original Post]

If I can get my bags and car by 10:30, I may head that way. I had a great time last time I was there.

I was just looking at other places and I see Shirlington is open until midnight. Has anyone been there lately?

Just a heads up. I think they close at 11:30 now judging by the updated google hours.

**Lougle69** · 03-13-22 18:29

Originally Posted by Cbsbb [View Original Post]

Pine Spa in Woodbridge.

If I can get my bags and car by 10:30, I may head that way. I had a great time last time I was there.

I was just looking at other places and I see Shirlington is open until midnight. Has anyone been there lately?

**Cbsbb** · 03-13-22 12:22

Originally Posted by Lougle69 [View Original Post]

Flying in late and wondering if there's any places open until midnight?

Pine Spa in Woodbridge.

**Lougle69** · 03-13-22 12:00

Flying in late and wondering if there's any places open until midnight?

**Eddie223** · 03-12-22 15:48

FYI for those that don't read the whole thing, MS said there will be a new girl there starting tomorrow.

Took a nap, dreamt I used the bad weather today to add some extra time to my errands and ended up at Rt1 after not getting an answer at Pine.

I called before I went in this time, I never do that. But the last couple times I've seen Gina who I have reviewed before, I wanted to try someone different. MS just said "come in, we have girls here"

Actually, they had a girl there. Min. She's the third girl I hadn't had a chance to meet. Glad I went by and got the opportunity.

It was an interesting trip. I guess the other girls didn't show and based on the interruptions from people at the door and the calls, I'm not the only one mongering in the snow.

So for the first time I ever, I got a TS from a MS. I've heard people say getting in good with MS can be a good thing so I went with. Very through TS, besides making my butthole nice and clean she did play with the junk a little but was laughing about it. I think maybe it's been a while since she did a TS cause I think she was just having fun doing it. It wasn't anything to get my soldier at attention but was pretty funny. My provider showed up and then me and her both ended up laughing because MS wouldn't let me leave until she had cleaned my ears with q-tips.

Once back to the room with Min she asked if I could drop to a half hour. I agreed, they were slammed. We agreed on a full service visit. She's real pretty, maybe mid-30's. Her face is just starting to show a little bit of age on it. She dropped her dress and I've finally found that Asian AMP girl with a soft ass you can grab, big B or small C tits. I mean the body I like, a little bit of curve and softness to it but nothing anything you would describe as thick, certainly not fat. Just a good fit woman's body with something to grab on to. She did a quick attempt at massage, mainly some elbows and then flipped. She upsold me $.2 for a BBBJ which was ok. Gina definitely gives the better BJ but I've not gotten BB from her. We then did standing mish covered, she really liked eye contact. Switched to doggy, her pointing out we could watch in the mirror. I wasn't finishing fast enough for her so she switched to a HJ. No jackhammer HJ. It was a nice steady pace with a lot of BJ simulation. She finally got me to finish.

We talked for a sec, she asked if I always had trouble finishing and I admitted I did. I had some surgery down there and ever since I've had what is sometimes an annoying amount of stamina.

I'll be back. Min is totally cute and if I don't get the new girl I'll be sure to ask for her. If you stop and get her, treat her nice please.

With the haggling and different attention came out to. 6 for the house, $1.4 for the FS and additional. 2 for the BBBJ.

BTW MS originally charged me. 7 for an hour. In the past the girls had been charging me. 8. This was the first time I saw MS, probably because of how busy they are. I don't know if it's a new MS, I never came here before the new management ads started.

Judging by the business, I think more people are on to the fact that the girls here are younger than the reviews were saying a few months ago.

**Navajo101** · 03-12-22 09:42

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../20681416.html

Mature lady I had a dream about. Massage was very sensual, a lot of reaching under and crack play. Not therapeutic. Used a very thick oil and way too much. Asked about body slide for $$. 4. Worked her to $$. Again lots of oil but it was nice. Turned over and she has a bit of a belly and flat ass. (couldn't tell when on my stomach). Continued the body slide but couldn't finish with all the oil. She was getting annoyed and hopped off to finish with a hand end and was staring off into the abyss totally uninterested and kept adding more oil. At this point I had to get out of there. Clock wasn't working, so no idea how long I was there. Finished myself while groping Lucy. Took a shower together to wash off the oil and left. The fee she asks is a bit too high. FS fee for a body slide. Won't go back. YMMV.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 03-11-22 15:20

Originally Posted by Iohannes [View Original Post]

I hadn't dream that I visited Queen in Franconia. There are a couple of cute older K ladies. My favorite is Kim. She's a tiny little spinner and very bubbly personality. She's very frisky and playful. I go for 30 minutes usually with the soft option.

She's doing her thing and she starts playing with my ass a bit. It feels nice so I go with it. Then she dives in full French kiss on my hole. It was a little shocking and I must have made an involuntary jump. She giggled and said, "good for you, good for me. " Then she went full Thanksgiving meal on me. After a while of that she had me flip. Some 69 and BBBJ. I didn't ask, she just went for it. DATY and then she moved her asshole to my mouth more. I took the hint and returned the French kissing for her. Anyone else in the building had to hear her moan.

She turned to straddle and rubbed my head just inside her very wet pussy. BBFS is definitely on the menu.

Prices are no different than anywhere else.

Finally had a chance to sample Kim and her services last night. Called in advance and we set a time up. Upon arriving I was met at the door by a short and slim lady (Kim), but I honestly prefer Nicole's (at Magic) very tight body and firm tits! Settled on an hour for. 8 with a TS. Shower was very thorough with a lot of play with my privates, especially with my ass. It felt as she was prepping it for rimming later. The only thing about TS this time of year is the air being quite chilly and makes the TS a bit uncomfortable when your shivering through most it. Finally get to the room and I ask for a medium-hard massage. Massage was very nice and felt it was almost up to CMT level. Kim paid a lot of attention to getting the knots out, despite seeing Nicole a couple days before. Only thing with Kim is that she didn't tease and caress the goods like Nicole did—I was in torture and delight with Nicole as she had me longing for more of her touches. Finally got to the flip and there wasn't a noticeable hint of what was to come, but I was so relaxed and enjoying the anticipation. Kim finally asks if I'll take care of her with hand motions. At first I did not get she was signaling me to take of her dress for her. Not sure why, but maybe as precaution if I was LEO. Dropped her dress and out comes some nice C cups with smooth nipples. She fed them to me and I hungrily sucked and licked away. Then comes the show as she has me back on my stomach and she's rimming me hungrily. Kim reconfirms I will take care of her and then flips around to simulate a BBBJ. She offers me her ass and I rim, slide a finger tip in, sucks on her splincher, and stick my tongue deep it. She's moaning and coaching me to keep going as I slap her ass. She then asks if I'm going to take care of her again and I reassure her. She then mounts me and is sliding her naked mound all over my hardness. It's unbelievable as I'm sliding between he lips and the tip is just about to slide in. We keep this going for a while and the sight of my hardness cradled between her lips was a sight to see. She then asks if I have a condom, which I forgot to bring. With five minutes left she tells me next time and starts to get dressed. I tell her let me ride her. She takes her dress off again and I have her on her stomach. I'm rock hard as I slide myself between her legs and give a thigh job. I'm raking my hardness and momentarily slip in and out of her hole. She starts to worry I'll finish in her, but I try to explain I'm shooting blanks. I just kept her down and pumping away between her legs. Eventually I orgasm and she's wondering where the juice is. I explained a bit differently and she got it. Afterward she towels me off and and finds me still hard and smiles. She then tells me I should only see her and she'll take care of me more next time. Tipped her 1.4 and left happy.

Quite happy I finally got my slide and bare. I didn't regret not having a cover because I knew I was in her a few times and it also felt darn good doing it. I'm really hoping Nicole will expand her menu because her body and teasing are stellar!