Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddie223** · 03-10-22 15:19

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

She was fighting with MMS a lot and herself told me the owner was a nutcase. Wouldn't put it past me that she up and found another spa to work for.

The owner of OH is clearly missing more than a few teeth.

My posts are still waiting to get through moderation. Just want to add, I'm not questioning the validity of your report. I looked up Sunset (and Sunrise after the other guy posted) in the hope to find a parlor with young girls is all.

**JkRicky69** · 03-10-22 15:14

Went to 234 wellness today on my lunch break. 6 for half hour massage. Had a young thick Korean girl named sunny. Did table shower then sauna. Then she gave me a BBJ and HJ for .8. Think FS is 1.6. Little pricey, but Korean massage parlors are more expensive compared to the Chinese ones around here. Would repeat.

**TheOuroboros** · 03-10-22 15:13

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

I was just there and no one looking anything like there was there. But I was told to check out Sunrise. So we will see.

She was fighting with MMS a lot and herself told me the owner was a nutcase. Wouldn't put it past me that she up and found another spa to work for.

The owner of OH is clearly missing more than a few teeth.

If anyone does find this lady matching the description of her at another spa, send a report

**Eddie223** · 03-10-22 14:47

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

I was just there and no one looking anything like there was there. But I was told to check out Sunrise. So we will see.

Google knows of nothing called a Sunset or Sunrise massage in Fairfax either.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-10-22 13:01

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Decided to pay this place a visit and had the weirdest experience here in my history of mongering.

I was greeted by a skinny cute little long haired Chinese girl in a green T-shirt and mini skirt. Long hair, thin frame, but packing some obvious man made double Ds on her top which had me lured and curious how she keeps from falling over all the time like a spinning top. But nevertheless she collects my 80 $ and leads me into a room. She asked me if I called just before and alas I made the honest mistake of telling her no I'm a walk in. She leaves the room and has an argument with MMS in Chinese that I can overhear from outside the thin walls. I'm taking off my coat and jacket and that's when she returns with MMS who tells me to go into another room and wait 30 min.

I should have taken my money back and walked away but the curiosity of Chinese dolly parton urged me to take the L and wait it out. I guess there was another gentleman she was serving before me so since I had time on my hands I figured it would kick my feet up and relax. Well 30 min goes by, then 40, I hear the gentlemen empty his load into the unknown next door, then 45 min passes then 50! Ok now I'm getting pissed. I hear a knock on the door and another monger enters the establishment and gets lead into the room next door. Ok, what the actual fuck?! At this time, MMS enters the room wearing a war torn oversized Disney bargain bin t shirt lazily fashioned as a gown equipped with sriracha stains and the smell of preheated lunch. She had green teeth and a classic snaggletooth and this ogre tells me with a straight face that she's going to give me my massage. I was ready to hurl this chick out the window like golum got tossed into the volcano at the end of LOTR but strikingly kept my composure and politely asked for my money back. I should have asked for an additional 20 for wasting my time. At this point she brings back the stick with boobs who took my payment and returns my money. She also whispers in my ear that she's sorry and that MMS is crazy. She asked if I can stay and wait a little bit longer but at this point I'm completely exhausted and weirded out by the whole thing. She returns my 80 and then proceeds to have another argument with MMS. MMS then proceeds to hand me a card to another massage parlor called sunset massage in Fairfax and tells me the girls there are good and younger. I take the card but I also tell her I think this is a terrible showcase of service and that I am very disappointed by the experience.

I don't know what to think here folks. Did they assume I could be LEO and tried to pawn me off to another shop? It's a mystery even Sherlock Holmes might not be able to solve but nevertheless this was my odd AMP experience of the year. Care to top it?

I was just there and no one looking anything like there was there. But I was told to check out Sunrise. So we will see.

**DoYouKnow** · 03-10-22 12:58

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

I'd probably go check out Sunset and see if the girls there the younger unicorns we've all been looking for. LOL.

I was just there and no one looking anything like there was there. But I was told to check out Sunrise. So we will see.

**Eddie223** · 03-09-22 17:22

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Decided to pay this place a visit and had the weirdest experience here in my history of mongering.

I was greeted by a skinny cute little long haired Chinese girl in a green T-shirt and mini skirt. Long hair, thin frame, but packing some obvious man made double Ds on her top which had me lured and curious how she keeps from falling over all the time like a spinning top. But nevertheless she collects my 80 $ and leads me into a room. She asked me if I called just before and alas I made the honest mistake of telling her no I'm a walk in. She leaves the room and has an argument with MMS in Chinese that I can overhear from outside the thin walls. I'm taking off my coat and jacket and that's when she returns with MMS who tells me to go into another room and wait 30 min.

I should have taken my money back and walked away but the curiosity of Chinese dolly parton urged me to take the L and wait it out. I guess there was another gentleman she was serving before me so since I had time on my hands I figured it would kick my feet up and relax. Well 30 min goes by, then 40, I hear the gentlemen empty his load into the unknown next door, then 45 min passes then 50! Ok now I'm getting pissed. I hear a knock on the door and another monger enters the establishment and gets lead into the room next door. Ok, what the actual fuck?! At this time, MMS enters the room wearing a war torn oversized Disney bargain bin t shirt lazily fashioned as a gown equipped with sriracha stains and the smell of preheated lunch. She had green teeth and a classic snaggletooth and this ogre tells me with a straight face that she's going to give me my massage. I was ready to hurl this chick out the window like golum got tossed into the volcano at the end of LOTR but strikingly kept my composure and politely asked for my money back. I should have asked for an additional 20 for wasting my time. At this point she brings back the stick with boobs who took my payment and returns my money. She also whispers in my ear that she's sorry and that MMS is crazy. She asked if I can stay and wait a little bit longer but at this point I'm completely exhausted and weirded out by the whole thing. She returns my 80 and then proceeds to have another argument with MMS.

I'd probably go check out Sunset and see if the girls there the younger unicorns we've all been looking for. LOL.

**PixelsAndGrids** · 03-09-22 15:05

Originally Posted by InAviation70 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Magic in Annandale the other day and found a new AMT working. She was fantastic. Tight body, curly hair to crassess your back and great hands for tender massage. She was well worth the standard fees and extra attention. Plan to visit again soon. Youll enjoy the Magic visit.

She goes by Nicole and works M-W. Saw her last night and it was pretty amazing! Didn't have to negotiate and her caresses were amazing! There were many times I wondered if she was using her tongue and lips or just extremely skilled lands with the oils. She straddled me while I was on my stomach and ground her mound into my buttocks, which was nice and knew there was more to come. She eventually put my hand on her thigh and roamed under her skirt. I wanted to slip a finger in when she didn't resist hooking my fingers in her panties and rubbing her mound, but decided that for possibly next time. After a while she slipped her dress off and I had to play with those very firm natural breasts. Finally she straddled me again and rubbed me to a finish. I was trying to get her to do a camel slide, but didn't seem it was an option this round. Tipped her. 8 for the hour and a nice tease with no hassle over taking care of her. Will try Queen in Franconia and see if I can get my slide.

**TheOuroboros** · 03-09-22 13:38

Decided to pay this place a visit and had the weirdest experience here in my history of mongering.

I was greeted by a skinny cute little long haired Chinese girl in a green T-shirt and mini skirt. Long hair, thin frame, but packing some obvious man made double Ds on her top which had me lured and curious how she keeps from falling over all the time like a spinning top. But nevertheless she collects my 80 $ and leads me into a room. She asked me if I called just before and alas I made the honest mistake of telling her no I'm a walk in. She leaves the room and has an argument with MMS in Chinese that I can overhear from outside the thin walls. I'm taking off my coat and jacket and that's when she returns with MMS who tells me to go into another room and wait 30 min.

I should have taken my money back and walked away but the curiosity of Chinese dolly parton urged me to take the L and wait it out. I guess there was another gentleman she was serving before me so since I had time on my hands I figured it would kick my feet up and relax. Well 30 min goes by, then 40, I hear the gentlemen empty his load into the unknown next door, then 45 min passes then 50! Ok now I'm getting pissed. I hear a knock on the door and another monger enters the establishment and gets lead into the room next door. Ok, what the actual fuck?! At this time, MMS enters the room wearing a war torn oversized Disney bargain bin t shirt lazily fashioned as a gown equipped with sriracha stains and the smell of preheated lunch. She had green teeth and a classic snaggletooth and this ogre tells me with a straight face that she's going to give me my massage. I was ready to hurl this chick out the window like golum got tossed into the volcano at the end of LOTR but strikingly kept my composure and politely asked for my money back. I should have asked for an additional 20 for wasting my time. At this point she brings back the stick with boobs who took my payment and returns my money. She also whispers in my ear that she's sorry and that MMS is crazy. She asked if I can stay and wait a little bit longer but at this point I'm completely exhausted and weirded out by the whole thing. She returns my 80 and then proceeds to have another argument with MMS. MMS then proceeds to hand me a card to another massage parlor called sunset massage in Fairfax and tells me the girls there are good and younger. I take the card but I also tell her I think this is a terrible showcase of service and that I am very disappointed by the experience.

I don't know what to think here folks. Did they assume I could be LEO and tried to pawn me off to another shop? It's a mystery even Sherlock Holmes might not be able to solve but nevertheless this was my odd AMP experience of the year. Care to top it?

**Mike85** · 03-09-22 11:56

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

Interesting comments everyone has.

I hit up Massage Oasis in Gainesville quite frequently, massage only. Never tried for more. But as you say, they do have a way of teasing. I usually see Qiu, probably around 40, tall, thin and attractive and would know a hard on when she sees one, but she doesn't want that to become a standard expectation. She gives a great massage and is always certain to make it sensual, with a few quick brushes of the boys, but nothing more. The owner, Sophia, gives a deep and hard of a massage, and I think if I went to her exclusively, the massage wouldn't be the only thing that felt hard.

L&Z also provides nice massages, but are $70/ hr.

**Abba91** · 03-09-22 11:37

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

The name of a provider holds more weight than the name of the spa. I've had FS at joints that don't even offer massage and I've have left FS joints without any happy ending at all. Always depends on the girl you get and what she's comfortable doing, and it's always a tricky slope providing intel on massage spas that want to stay legit. I remember a long time ago there used to be a nail salon right next to what is now Queen Therapy. They did hair and nails but had a masseuse on staff who did full body massage. She was an older Chinese woman with beautiful pale skin, black bowl style hair, and a signature cheongsam (those stylistic Chinese dress). Massage was good and without asking she told me to flip and did a soft touch. I got hard as a rock and she pointed to him and asked me if he needs attention to. It was great and because I was a little monger sprite at the time I didn't get her name or info. Went back next week and she was gone. Never saw her again. So as NY alluded to she may have been discovered by the owner and relieved of her duties.

More recently it was the classic nail fiasco. I think most owners even at legit places are able to "turn a blind eye" when it comes to extra services given to small few clients because at the end of the day that's easy money earned from house fees. If one or two men are walking into a salon every other day to head to the back room nobody will bat an eye. Could be a waxing or regular massage, it's not too out of the norm. However owners don't want heat on them and it gets much harder to explain 9 or 10 guys a day coming in and out of the salon in 60 min increments..

100%agree&.

**TheDrowned** · 03-09-22 11:05

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

The name of a provider holds more weight than the name of the spa. I've had FS at joints that don't even offer massage and I've have left FS joints without any happy ending at all. Always depends on the girl you get and what she's comfortable doing, and it's always a tricky slope providing intel on massage spas that want to stay legit. I remember a long time ago there used to be a nail salon right next to what is now Queen Therapy. They did hair and nails but had a masseuse on staff who did full body massage. She was an older Chinese woman with beautiful pale skin, black bowl style hair, and a signature cheongsam (those stylistic Chinese dress). Massage was good and without asking she told me to flip and did a soft touch. I got hard as a rock and she pointed to him and asked me if he needs attention to. It was great and because I was a little monger sprite at the time I didn't get her name or info. Went back next week and she was gone. Never saw her again. So as NY alluded to she may have been discovered by the owner and relieved of her duties.

More recently it was the classic nail fiasco. I think most owners even at legit places are able to "turn a blind eye" when it comes to extra services given to small few clients because at the end of the day that's easy money earned from house fees. If one or two men are walking into a salon every other day to head to the back room nobody will bat an eye. Could be a waxing or regular massage, it's not too out of the norm. However owners don't want heat on them and it gets much harder to explain 9 or 10 guys a day coming in and out of the salon in 60 min increments. That's what owners don't want because that's how word travels to LE.

Knowledge is power and we have to use it responsibly. But names are the water that nourishes the garden.

And water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**Cbsbb** · 03-09-22 10:39

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.

I wish I was that lucky. It has all the trappings of that kind of AMP with the location in the cut and covered windows. If the massage wasn't so good I wouldn't bother but they really work you from head to toe with the exception of one area LOL. I guess the other nice thing is whatever time you get you will be massaged for that entire time. I have more than enough places my way, it would be nice to have a place further north when I am there. If not for Pine Spa in Woodbridge I would have presumed it a PW County thing. (Had another no go experience in Manassas last year).

**Shark125** · 03-09-22 09:55

Wondering about others experiences at AMPs giving facials?

I had success at Reston Wellness with Lily (sad she's gone) and more recently Cindy, but not nearly as hot. I has a mistake success at Zenith in Ashburn, but I doubt that is on the menu. Anybody else know AMPs where you can give a facial?.

**NyHornet** · 03-09-22 00:24

Originally Posted by Cbsbb [View Original Post]

Made my 3rd trip to Massage Oasis in Gainesville. Sadly it seems either you can get a great massage or great everything else but not both. They are legit, and I made the mistake second time asking for HE to which I got a stern "this is a professional establishment" from the super cute girl who massaged me with another lady. (The four hands had me right and ready).

I just wanted to report if you ever just need a real good legit massage 6 for an HR is a great deal and since nothing else going on they are fine with a 2 tip.

I'm a Fredericksburg monger but lurk here sometimes for ideas whenever I am further North.

Stay safe out there.

I go there frequently. Massage will be good and there will be some teasing, but it's been pretty much teasing, no pleasing. I did leave happy one time last December, but when I requested the same lady next time, she had returned to NY. The boss likely found out what services she was providing and cut her time there short.