Escort Reports

[WarrenAJeffers]

Which amber? The Hispanic one?

I'm guessing he means this one.

https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...s/276944914906

[BlastYourFace]

Saw Amber last week & Did not look good. Basically crakhead status. Very skinny. Looked dirty. And epically out of sorts. I will never return again. She has taken a turn for the worst.

Which amber? The Hispanic one?

[Scoot642]

Saw Amber last week & Did not look good. Basically crakhead status. Very skinny. Looked dirty. And epically out of sorts. I will never return again. She has taken a turn for the worst..

There are 2 or 3 Amber's so if you have a link it would help. Thanks.

[Loki Pk]

Awesome! And 100% accurate.

Peace.

PK.

Someone had posted this in another forum. Some are pretty funny and most ring true.

Many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[OffTheBooks]

Saw Amber last week & Did not look good. Basically crakhead status. Very skinny. Looked dirty. And epically out of sorts. I will never return again. She has taken a turn for the worst.

Be safe.

[Iceye]

Any legit providers in Rennsalear?.

[Tomb8871]

Someone had posted this in another forum. Some are pretty funny and most ring true.

Many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[EGrayUpstate2]

Can anyone recommend a black provider in the Albany or Troy area? Prefer BBW or large breasts. Would also appreciate any under the radar recommendations.

This one seems to post often enough, haven't seen a review: https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...e/662604481098.

I've texted her, comes off real enough and seemingly nice.

[Scoot642]

Can anyone recommend a black provider in the Albany or Troy area? Prefer BBW or large breasts. Would also appreciate any under the radar recommendations.

I've never seen her but I've read nothing but great reviews. Should be easy to find on other site or google.

[Sparky518]

I reached out to her before she told me it was Jessica gave me a price and general area then called about 10 times upping the price and making promises of it's worth it then got angry that I said forget it eventually had to block her. She sounded like she needed meds. That was my only experience with her. Good luck stay safe.

Same shit both times. Could see her mind spinning thinking of which scam to pull. Drugs and not in a good way. Avoid unless you get hotel and pay after done.

[BerkDude]

Can anyone recommend a black provider in the Albany or Troy area? Prefer BBW or large breasts. Would also appreciate any under the radar recommendations.

[DunKin9]

She's a bit pricey. But, if she does what her ad says (BBBJ, cim, daty) without hesitation or upcharges she may be worth it. Since it sounds like you've seen her can you verify that she actually does what her ad says?

Thanks,

Dunkin.

She's worth seeing. Gorgeous!

[DunKin9]

This one may be TGTBT but you might want to try her if you're still looking.

https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...n/608415639894

I've never seen her and only found one request for a recommendation on her (no responses). But if you TOFTT I'd be very interested in the outcome.

Dunkin.

Sorry to keep asking. Really want to see somebody tomorrow. Latina or AA.

Have heard mixed things about her. Any info please?

https://ladys.one/albany/leilani-love-i559469

Any top shelf Latina or AA providers you guys can throw out would be great. Thanks.

Thanks.

[Ustab2352]

Sorry to keep asking. Really want to see somebody tomorrow. Latina or AA.

Have heard mixed things about her. Any info please?

https://ladys.one/albany/leilani-love-i559469

Any top shelf Latina or AA providers you guys can throw out would be great. Thanks.

Thanks.

She's worth seeing. Gorgeous!

[Marius1977]

I jut met her this evening, and I don't know what Blast. Is talking about.

She's fucking awesome.

Really fun. Very kind and positive. Great attitude and she just lives to give and receive pleasure.

Gorgeous bright green eyes, beautiful face, pretty smile, soft Dominican skin, big ass and and cute little pussy, perfect C cup breasts. Incredible body.

And she's a sweetheart.

Of course, people's experiences may vary. But, be kind and a gentleman, and she'll show you a fabulous time.

https://tryst.link/escort/carmen_juceey