Massage Parlor Reports

[RedRobinIdiot]

Anyone have any reports? A week or so ago I stopped in and she said to come back in 20 but when I did another cute petite girl said she was busy. Sarah is blond with a nice body as far as I could see. I ended up across the street at another place but meaning to go back to 11. Any intel would be appreciated.

Hozz your experience?

[SexyD]

I think the real difference between escorts and massage providers is our ego. When you go to an escort you know you are paying for sex and that any other guy out there with the requisite cash can get the same experience. At an AMP, we can delude ourselves that we are special and that we are the only ones that she fucks because of our winning personality, looks, big cock, etc. Of course, it's not, they are doing it for the money just like the escort is. In fact, the good provides know how to play the client's into believing this special connection is real. It's never real. It is just about finding someone you are attracted to and who can give you the sexual experience you desire.

The oil they use to massage your back is also the oil they use to lube up the tubes before you pump them with your iron rod.

Ladies who are either too old and / or put out after each massage are way too dry to perform CFS so they rely on oil. The point being made is that the experience is often more mechanical and less genuine than the gals who don't rely on oil, implying they may not do it as often or be more sincere about foreplay.

[TheDrowned]

I mean no disrespect and maybe it's me because it's been a long day and my brain is tired, but I'm not following the logic here.

The oil they use to massage your back is also the oil they use to lube up the tubes before you pump them with your iron rod.

Ladies who are either too old and / or put out after each massage are way too dry to perform CFS so they rely on oil. The point being made is that the experience is often more mechanical and less genuine than the gals who don't rely on oil, implying they may not do it as often or be more sincere about foreplay.

[Pyty11]

Especially if the girls knows she has one or ywo tegulars who tip very well and they don't need to do more guys. One clue I use is whether they need pil or not. I like girls who do need to oil up. Thats tells me they arent doing a bunch of guys.

I mean no disrespect and maybe it's me because it's been a long day and my brain is tired, but I'm not following the logic here.

I'm with HighwayGuy on this one. Your logic of a girl having to oil up make no sense if you are referring to FS. It is simple anatomy and human biology, if a girl is too dry that she has to use oil it is because she has been cleaning the area too often and if she has to clean up that often is because she is been with a bunch of guys.

[HighwayGuy]

…….One clue I use is whether they need pil or not. I like girls who do need to oil up. Thats tells me they arent doing a bunch of guys.

I mean no disrespect and maybe it's me because it's been a long day and my brain is tired, but I'm not following the logic here.

[Assman To You]

Anyone have any reports? A week or so ago I stopped in and she said to come back in 20 but when I did another cute petite girl said she was busy. Sarah is blond with a nice body as far as I could see. I ended up across the street at another place but meaning to go back to 11. Any intel would be appreciated.

[Kijimuna]

Had some time to kill this afternoon so I decided to hit up one of the popular AMPs in Fairfax that advertises a lot on lee. I'm probably overly cautions and park in a neighborhood down the street and walk to the place just to check out the situation in the parking lot. I've never have any alarm bells ring before walking up to the place but today I did. As I walked up to the place in the corner of the parking lot I walked past a black van with completely tinted windows I could not see into at all from the rear. I typically wouldn't find this weird but what was weird the window was slightly cracked and as I walked up from the drivers side I heard a cough and the window was cracked a few inches. I'm pretty sure there was a VCS display pulled up in this van along with some other unidentifiable electronics and he was also in all black clothing. My spidey senses went off and walked right past the AMP and took a much longer loop around back to my vehicle. Drove by it 10 min later and it was still there. It could be nothing and I'm not going to name the place but my point is everyone needs to be vigilant.

Why not name the place?

[JoesHome]

Had some time to kill this afternoon so I decided to hit up one of the popular AMPs in Fairfax that advertises a lot on lee. I'm probably overly cautions and park in a neighborhood down the street and walk to the place just to check out the situation in the parking lot. I've never have any alarm bells ring before walking up to the place but today I did. As I walked up to the place in the corner of the parking lot I walked past a black van with completely tinted windows I could not see into at all from the rear. I typically wouldn't find this weird but what was weird the window was slightly cracked and as I walked up from the drivers side I heard a cough and the window was cracked a few inches. I'm pretty sure there was a VCS display pulled up in this van along with some other unidentifiable electronics and he was also in all black clothing. My spidey senses went off and walked right past the AMP and took a much longer loop around back to my vehicle. Drove by it 10 min later and it was still there. It could be nothing and I'm not going to name the place but my point is everyone needs to be vigilant.

[Rhinopole]

In today's market, providers are expecting 80 for a HJ. If you leave 5, 10, even 40, they will consider you a cheapskate. Leaving some money sends a confusing message. Leaving no money sends a clear signal that you are not happy. If you want them to respect you, you need to respect yourself.

SexyD, you may be right that some providers expect. 8 for a HJ. I have to admit, it's rare when I just get a HJ. But if I did and, for example, there was no UTC roaming or nipple sucking, the tip would be. 4. To leave more for what should be a basic and standard service is helping to unreasonably raise prices. You have a good point, however, about leaving no tip if the service is rude or somehow bad. I've not done that the few times I've had poor service. I've simply left a smaller amount. But I'll reconsider if it happens again.

Rhino.

[DreamShaft]

Thank you all for the feedback. The parlors seem like the place to be. It will cut down on catfishing and the drama of handlers or whatever. Once I take the plunge, I will report my experience.

[JayCramer80]

I will also add that AMP's girls generally don't see the same volume as escorts. An escort might fuck 5-10 guys a day depending upon a number of factors. But an AMP, there are actually lots of people out there that just go to these places for massages (including women). They might even leave their tighty whities on which to the lady means no touchy touchy! So while an AMP might see 5-10 guys a day, I would almost bet my paycheck she isn't fucking half of that, or maybe even none of them. So its also exciting to think you could be the first fuck of the day.

Especially if the girls knows she has one or ywo tegulars who tip very well and they don't need to do more guys. One clue I use is whether they need pil or not. I like girls who do need to oil up. Thats tells me they arent doing a bunch of guys.

[SexyD]

In today's market, providers are expecting 80 for a HJ. If you leave 5, 10, even 40, they will consider you a cheapskate. Leaving some money sends a confusing message. Leaving no money sends a clear signal that you are not happy. If you want them to respect you, you need to respect yourself.

Lame service, yes, and I'm only out $5 or $10 but may have established some good will, or helped a girl learn a lesson for the future, or maybe MMS will replace her. Otherwise, I just don't return and spend my money elsewhere. It's all trial and error. I still have a couple old faves, but I am always curious about what else may be out there. It doesn't hurt anyone to be nice. You never know, your poor girl may just be having a bad day. I apply the same to servers in Restaurants, etc. Some of these ladies went through hell just to be where they are, working 12 hour days, 7 days a week, and dealing with a lot of assholes. I won't add to their misery. This is just my 2 cents. You do you.

Bairen.

[Bairen Nanhai]

Unfortunately, lame service pays.

You said so yourself that if a provider gives you the lamest massage of your life you will still tip her $5.

When it's time to negotiate, you negotiate. Tips are extra service. No extra service No tip.

Walking out is acknowledgement that YOUR time is valuable.

Lame service, yes, and I'm only out $5 or $10 but may have established some good will, or helped a girl learn a lesson for the future, or maybe MMS will replace her. Otherwise, I just don't return and spend my money elsewhere. It's all trial and error. I still have a couple old faves, but I am always curious about what else may be out there. It doesn't hurt anyone to be nice. You never know, your poor girl may just be having a bad day. I apply the same to servers in Restaurants, etc. Some of these ladies went through hell just to be where they are, working 12 hour days, 7 days a week, and dealing with a lot of assholes. I won't add to their misery. This is just my 2 cents. You do you.

Bairen.

[Start2]

I don't understand the walkout. I would negotiate down to what I want to pay, or just make them finish the time. If the massage is lame, I'd just give them a 5 since I'm a nice guy. 10 is standard for an hour. I can understand the frustration for sure, but I don't see what the rude walkout accomplishes. If everything is bad, you can still politely speak with mama. You never know how far a little goodwill will take you. I know people who get in good with MMS and get calls or texts when she gets new girls she thinks they will like, or sometimes she will give you a different girl to finish things up at no extra cost, or offer you a special on return. Never give up! LOL! I've done this in the past with good results. I point out what I see as positive as well as negative so maybe the next guy gets better service.

Bairen.

Unfortunately, lame service pays.

You said so yourself that if a provider gives you the lamest massage of your life you will still tip her $5.

When it's time to negotiate, you negotiate. Tips are extra service. No extra service No tip.

Walking out is acknowledgement that YOUR time is valuable.

[Bairen Nanhai]

Had the same experience! Was there last month, told only 30 min, horrible massage, and on the flip wanted big $ said no, got dressed and walked out never to return!

I don't understand the walkout. I would negotiate down to what I want to pay, or just make them finish the time. If the massage is lame, I'd just give them a 5 since I'm a nice guy. 10 is standard for an hour. I can understand the frustration for sure, but I don't see what the rude walkout accomplishes. If everything is bad, you can still politely speak with mama. You never know how far a little goodwill will take you. I know people who get in good with MMS and get calls or texts when she gets new girls she thinks they will like, or sometimes she will give you a different girl to finish things up at no extra cost, or offer you a special on return. Never give up! LOL! I've done this in the past with good results. I point out what I see as positive as well as negative so maybe the next guy gets better service.

Bairen.