Massage Parlor Reports

[NyHornet]

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

Needless to say I did not leave a tip.

As someone else says, Always be nice to the ladies. I will amend that to, Always be nice to the ladies, as long as they don't scam you!

Did you get her name? I almost always introduce myself (f are name) and get there's as soon as they enter the room.

[NyHornet]

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

Needless to say I did not leave a tip.

As someone else says, Always be nice to the ladies. I will amend that to, Always be nice to the ladies, as long as they don't scam you!

I had a switch pulled on me pre-COVIID at Blue Sky in Manassas. I was greeted by a younger (30 ish), busty girl who I thought was very sexy and thought to myself that I was in for a real treat with a younger therapist. The massage started well but after a few minutes their was a brief discussion between her and the boss lady (the older one with buck teeth) who has been there for years. Anyway, the young lady said excuse me for a moment. I thought she had returned and continued the pleasant massage until the flip and there was the older, unattractive lady. I let her know I was not happy and ripped her a new one. She actually does an OK massage so I let her finish and I left a much lower tip than usual and let her know why and that if she ever pulled that again She would never see me again.

She has often had younger or at least more attractive ladies working with her and I leave if she is the only one available.

There have been a few times over the years, when I've been asked if I minded a switch part way thru due to a more regular customer showing up and I've appreciated being asked and normally say OK. But, I've also learned to take a look if I suspect a switch happening without being asked.

[NyHornet]

Can somebody PM me a good Thai provider in or around fairfax? Thanks!

Cherry has excellent reviews though I never seem to be able to get scheduled.

Will try again soon.

Nalee in Centreville gives an excellent massage.

[NyHornet]

Oriental does not have a TS, I don't think Comfort does either. I have only been to comfort once. Chubby chicks who just offered a HJ. Nice enough but not my cup of green tea. Oriental, full press opposite. Some skinny, some chubby, most a bit on the. Well, not the take home to mom types.

Not sure who does a TS in Manassas. Annandale and Fairfax many do.

Been to Comfort a half dozen times. Never seen a chubby lady there. Clean place, consistently above average massage and experience for me Have seen a few ladies there that were 30 ish and a couple over 40.

Health Magic has a table shower (Chinese place) as does Green Castle and 234 Wellness (primarily Korean). Manassas Massage Therapy mentioned to me something about a shower last time there but I didn't partake, so don't know if table or stand up.

[KeepItTight]

I think this is the Ashley who use to operate at a single family house's basement in Annandale. Remember seeing report a while back saying that she was out of the business due to COVID. I have not seen her, but I do recalled post saying that she looks a lot older in person. Any thought?

https://fairfax.skipthegames.com/fem...m/457054387479

That is definitely her and I've always had great dreams with her. Will talk your head off but she's a great time. She's the only mature provider that I've found and liked. Not sure what her rates are, but I'd see her again.

[Rhinopole]

I visited Ying Yang recently and opted for an hour with Vivi. She's probably late 30 ties or early 40 ties. Wore tight spandex pants and top, with a bra. Okay face, but average looking - - no beauty. The good news is that the massage was just what I needed. Warm oil, long smooth strokes, some light ass play. The music was also relaxing. All in all, it was quite enjoyable.

However, on the flip she started to negotiate. I wasn't interested in FS. However, she wouldn't permit DATY and even though she took off all her clothes, she was weird about being touched. No touching below the waist in front and limited nipple play on one side and none on the other. Before she acted weird about the touching and nipple issue, I'd agreed to a. 8 tip which included a HE. I kept to my word and paid what I'd agreed. Before I left she said something like there'll be more next time. I asked her what that meant and she said for more $$ she'll offer more. While her body is okay (nice breasts and perky nipples), she doesn't have a great butt and I intend to look elsewhere.

[JoeyPopkins]

Went to diamond flash a few weeks ago. This is my normal go to. Been a bunch of time and always get a good massage with standard nova. . 6 for the hour and. 4 tip. Went about 2 weeks ago and got a younger girl, late 20's. This is unusual for this place which normally have 40's providers. Massage was below average and wasn't impressed with the lack luster finish. I wanted to try aging last Friday but was greeted by same provider. I walked away and decided to try comfort spot. I was beyond impressed. Mid 30's provider with amazing body. Very bubbly personality. She did walk out in the middle of playing with the boys because another client walked in. After a few minutes she came back, I kind of needed the time to calm down since I was on the verge of a pop. Great tease and massage. . 7 at the door. 4 tip. Will be back.

[SexyD]

It doesn't work because there are too many pussies on this board that won't stand up for themselves. When you are the treated badly or overcharged, walk out without tipping and report it. Jenny at FE got exactly what she deserved. I have seen that attitude so often lately. The providers don't value us because too many people will just accept bad treatment or being switched, shorted on time, given bad service, and being overcharged. Find the quality providers and give them your business and boycott the bad ones. You wouldn't keep going back to a restaurant where they charged you $50 for a hamburger made with spoiled meat? This is the same concept.

Agree. Price is out of control in Nova while quality of service is not on par with what these shops and providers are asking for. Unfortunately this isn't a transparent pricing market, and the reality is that price is not likely to go down anytime soon.

[JohnLee42]

I stopped in yesterday and asked for Ivy but told she no here. Instead I got the same blonde Kgirl w / decent body and Smokey voice. She wanted $. 3 for CBJ I said no way and went for standard nova. She turned around so I could rub her clit and damn I wish I had kept my hand away. Caught a big drift of the worst fish smell and it was all I could do not to get up right there. I was lucky to pop after that. Much better places around.

I got same bait and switch treatment. I think the old crews are gone.

[SuzhiLang]

I think this is the Ashley who use to operate at a single family house's basement in Annandale. Remember seeing report a while back saying that she was out of the business due to COVID. I have not seen her, but I do recalled post saying that she looks a lot older in person. Any thought?

https://fairfax.skipthegames.com/fem...m/457054387479

[Rhpl83]

All the spas in that complex are worth a visit for pleasant dreams, with the exception of Lanna (legit only). Some of the spas have more staff turnover than others but the ladies at Yin Yang and Star have been there for a while. YMMV, as always, depending on the masseuse and how much chemistry you have with her, but it's worth exploring. Also, about Lanna, you can get a great legit massage there if you need some time to recover from the FBSM places.

Made a visit to STAR and drew cindy must be around late 40's with perky B cups. On the flip little roaming on the the top and FIV. Nothing special on the massage. Just gave a try, will check other SPA's near by.

[BenDiesel30]

Anyone know if this is the same ivy that used to work in C&c Herndon in 2019? (same girl as bobbie in eleven wellness, also Herndon).

She had pretty average face and ass but had the most perfect fake tits.

I stopped in yesterday and asked for Ivy but told she no here. Instead I got the same blonde Kgirl w / decent body and Smokey voice. She wanted $. 3 for CBJ I said no way and went for standard nova. She turned around so I could rub her clit and damn I wish I had kept my hand away. Caught a big drift of the worst fish smell and it was all I could do not to get up right there. I was lucky to pop after that. Much better places around.

[Wp212]

At least for me, as I could not afford to scratch her GPS itch. This happened a while ago and while it is old news, I got inspired by current reports about the higher prices demanded these days. I am an older guy but I still function and if I had access to more resources I would be a very frequent monger. But, alas, my wife of 50+ years controls the family treasury and my ability to nickel and dime a stash for fun is very limited. So when I do, it is imperative that I make THE absolute best choice, as it may take many months before I venture again.

So on Thanksgiving weekend we found ourselves using our friends crib in north Arlington, as we were visiting family and friends nearby. Our friends were gone and we had the house to ourselves. It is also a neighborhood where we lived for many years in our earlier days. I had time to get in my walking and tour the old surroundings. I walk a lot and my wife not nearly so much, I had perfect cover to be away for a few hours. It turns out that there are three AMP options in easy walking distance. So Day 1 of walking I scoped them out and in Day 3 of walking I went to K-Wellness. It is great to not have to worry about parking a car and with masks on and winter hats I could hide in my bank robber outfit. I knew to walk in the back door and when I did I was greeted by a very old mamasan. I was taken to a room and Ivy walked in and after paying the 80 for an hour I was taken to a nice table shower room, the shower was ok with no teasing and with a super light touch I could barely feel her hands. I was then led to a sauna and before I even settled in I was taken back to the room. The massage starts and its nothing to write home about. Within minutes she is whispering in my ear: What do you really want? Actually, I did want a decent massage for a preamble, but that wasn't fitting Ivy's MO and I told her everything. She laughed when I told her 140 was all I had. It took a long time for me to nickel and dime my stash of 220 and she was laughing. She then said that she was YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL, (caps to reflect how loud she was) and not old and ugly like all the other places. She may be right about that as her body was truly perfectly shaped and while I would give her face an average rating, honestly I would never be looking at it. We agreed on what she would offer for my reduced paltry amount and part of me really liked it but most of me wished I had chosen another location up the street. It was quick. I was out of there in 38 minutes and when I returned the wife agreed as she said: "That was quick, how was your walk?" . "It was ok but I should have taken a different route.

Anyone know if this is the same ivy that used to work in C&c Herndon in 2019? (same girl as bobbie in eleven wellness, also Herndon).

She had pretty average face and ass but had the most perfect fake tits.

[JJohnson7502]

Expect the same. Quality rub at both, but do it yourself. You can on rare occasion get more and just HE, but it's not in their business plan. Plenty of options nearby so spread the wealth. I like Coco so I repeat.

I might have to drop in and try my luck, it's close and convenient. And I've never minded a little DIY if the provider is fun and flirty during the massage. Any other providers recommended aside from Coco?

I almost dropped into Beauty Touch today to try my luck and see what happens but they were busy and I was short on time. Will probably toft as I want to get a manicure anyway. Anyone had luck there? It checks a fair number of usual suspects checkboxes, but has a legit vibe to it.

[SuzhiLang]

Agree. Price is out of control in Nova while quality of service is not on par with what these shops and providers are asking for. Unfortunately this isn't a transparent pricing market, and the reality is that price is not likely to go down anytime soon.

It's not that there aren't providers that will do things. There is just no reason to offer more options if someone can get paid $100 for a HJ. The problem is that there are more spas then ever before filled with old, unattractive 60 year old hags. In a normal economy the older, unattractive, expensive providers would go out of business. But we have horny mongers here who continue to support the older, under performing, over charging providers instead of boycotting them. Do we really need to hear a review about a 60 year old woman that allowed a monger to touch their tits after the 3rd visit.

We have the power to set the market. It's not intel we are lacking, it's discipline. If we stop coming to the spas, they will get younger providers and the level of performance will rise for everyone. Yes, some places will go out of business, but do we really need 3 places on every corner? I will not continue to pay hard earned money for half ass effort and performance. I will vote with my wallet. If we worked together we could reshape the market in NOVA. The prices would come down, the performance would come up, and the spas would bring in younger talent. Time for a little vegan.