Massage Parlor Reports

[SexyD]

Sorry it didn't work out but man that was an entertaining story. Just shows you never know when a Unicorn will drop into your lap.

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

[Silk3434]

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

Needless to say I did not leave a tip.

As someone else says, Always be nice to the ladies. I will amend that to, Always be nice to the ladies, as long as they don't scam you!

[LordGlic]

Tried to delete, meant to post in Fredericksburg

[Lane Narrows]

I will be in Manassas next week wondering if anyone recommends Comfort or Oriental. I prefer a decent message and someone who will get naked with me. I also like breast on the smaller side about a handful and a table shower.

I don't think TS is available by any of places by close to the Post Office. The place on Crestwood does. Or at least did the last time I was there.

[Lane Narrows]

I stopped by Manassas Therapy this weekend and saw Judy. It's 50 for 30 minutes, 70 for one hour. She does an ok massage. She vaguely remembered me and I name dropped a former provider that use to work there to let her know what I'm there for. She accommodated me with Greenbelt-level services. After services were rendered, she held my arm and walked me out. Tipped 120.

Judy is sweet and has always taken good care of me. The first time, I introduced her to my friend Ben and that has been fine ever since. A tip I picked up in Warren, OH for places you know provide Greenbelt level services but you don't necessarily know the therapists, put the tip money along with your hat and gloves on a table in plain sight. They know what you are expecting and no discussion is required. It does help to know the going rate for the area.

[ScottsMan17]

Can somebody PM me a good Thai provider in or around fairfax? Thanks!

[PilotAviator]

MT spa (Annandale) -- an excellent location and facility. Easy parking and inside, every detail and amenity top-drawer nice.

Manager / MT Jennifer has always been one of the best.

I arrived today with an aching back. Slender Nicole (with bright eyes, and the cutest frizzy hair) was my massage technician (MT).

Greeting. Excellent, friendly and warm.

TS. Excellent, warm, soapy, thorough.

Massage -- how such a slender lady can work the knots always amazes me.

This was a great massage experience across the board.

I will return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[DoYouKnow]

You won't be disappointed with Ana. She's the real deal, a consummate professional and very likely a cool chick with some retracted sessions. She popped off her top before I realized what was happening and made the entire experience very easy. I enjoyed her skill, but it seemed if we never exchanged names or attempted pleasantries, the experience would have been exactly the same. Remarkably intimate and rather detached at the same time. I'd see her again, but I'm sampling everything from Sterling, Herndon, Chantilly, Centerville for now.

I'll have to write up a recent visit to Far East in Chantilly. My god I have hit a high mark with that one.

Disappointed is an understatement, I simply walked in. Sat with her for a minute and said NOPE. , not spending the money. She was simply too small and looked kind of crackish LOL, but sweet thought. Just not worth my investment. I have my ATF so its all good. I have to visit one of my favorites near by, so it ended in a good night after all. INDYs sometimes know how to really work it especially if they are attracted to you. Haven't made it to the Far East one yet, but that is the plan sometime soon.

[DecksDark987]

Great personality and very personable. Sensual as hell, great boob job C Cup. I will absolutely repeat when I'm near there. I was debating on pulling the trigger at Herndon Therapy with the Bigger D cups, but wanted some sensuality along with a good massage and decent RACK. Ana is definitely next on my list this week. Thanks for the post DeckDark.

You won't be disappointed with Ana. She's the real deal, a consummate professional and very likely a cool chick with some retracted sessions. She popped off her top before I realized what was happening and made the entire experience very easy. I enjoyed her skill, but it seemed if we never exchanged names or attempted pleasantries, the experience would have been exactly the same. Remarkably intimate and rather detached at the same time. I'd see her again, but I'm sampling everything from Sterling, Herndon, Chantilly, Centerville for now.

I'll have to write up a recent visit to Far East in Chantilly. My god I have hit a high mark with that one.

[DoYouKnow]

A couple weeks ago I had the pleasure of popping in to visit with Linda (35, beautiful, very tight, artificial c's) for the first time and was very pleasantly surprised to be treated like an old boy friend from the second she opened the door to the exit. TS was perfect (comfortable, very clean, very flirty) and the place could easily pass for a Dr's office. She's dreamy, the most sensual overall experience I've had, full menu, $$ for 45 minutes but not shorted on time at all. Decent massage too. Absolutely will repeat.

Great personality and very personable. Sensual as hell, great boob job C Cup. I will absolutely repeat when I'm near there. I was debating on pulling the trigger at Herndon Therapy with the Bigger D cups, but wanted some sensuality along with a good massage and decent RACK. Ana is definitely next on my list this week. Thanks for the post DeckDark.

[Asphalt]

Maye it's the format of CL, but I don't see any way of contacting her in that ad?

I clicked on her facebook ad and the link turned up nothing. Does anyone have a more specific location than just a generic map of Alexandria, maybe near some restaurant or intersection?

[Eddie223]

Trichomoniasis Won't show symptoms and won't show in a normal test. But your female partner can get an itch from you and it's hard to explain away. Happened to my plumber.

Thanks for the heads up, I found some sites that let's you add that to the test.

[Barkeater]

I get what your saying. Sometimes these girls act like they are trying to make sure you don't ever come back. OTOH, they don't know whether you are going to be a good customer or not. Service usually improves after the first visit. I'm usually happy with a standard NOVA at least the first few times I go to a place.

I have had really good results at Pine in Herndon, although I am not sure about the extended menu. And as always, YMMV and Be nice to the ladies.

A couple weeks ago I had my first visit to Hrnd Ther and was let in by Ana. It was around lunch and I thought it might be busy but I seemed to be the only one there as another provider popped out to say hello. I almost always take a hour even for a first visit at a new place because a couple times I've done 30 minutes and an hour with the same provider ata couple places and the experience has been remarkably different each time. So I'm in for. 8 for the hour. Ana is between 35-50, can't tell, masked, but even when she removed it to do what needed done, couldn't tell. She's very petite and I expected a puny massage from that tiny frame but she made a real effort, decent. 5' 110 lbs probably a good portion of her weight would be the big, fake, hard dd's. She warm, friendly, polite, not overly flirty or chatty, just doing a job. She got a covered tonsil massage for $. 2 after a very unromantic negotiation. I didn't leave unhappy but there's much better around. I can imagine a scenario where repeat visits and some report could be interesting. She was pretty cool. But don't these girls know they are interviewing for a repeat visit every time?

Is c&c in Hrndn worth a visit? Thanks.

[Girlmoneys]

Thanks, a couple people reached out via PM and gave me similar advice, as well as I've been researching it too. Based on what I've read, I'm waiting 9 days then will go get one of the online tests that will send me to a local lab.

Trichomoniasis Won't show symptoms and won't show in a normal test. But your female partner can get an itch from you and it's hard to explain away. Happened to my plumber.

[DecksDark987]

I haven't been out that way in aages. But the MMS with big fake D's would definitely entice me to make out there today. Especially seeing that I am a breast man. Can anyone confirm the existence of these LOL and a name would be helpful.

If you read the thread you would know the MMS and the two girls he mentioned are not there any more and haven't been for some time. I never thought I would be the one to say "read the forum" but just read what was written and I laid out exactly who was there with names. The other hand, It's dumb when someone says, "she's been reviewed here, or there's plenty of info on a place if you read the forum " but the names of places change annually, the girls rotate in / out every couple months, and the posting here is so sparse the intel you're looking for is several months old and obsolete. Unless a post is within the past couple months it's just an old story and not information you can act on.

The only massive tits I've encountered were attached to Ana at Herndon Therapeutic Message a couple weeks ago. She said she'd be around for a few weeks. She's nice, skinny, serviceable. I opted for a CBJ but her menu is probably pretty extensive.

I am new to posting here. Sometimes I see a ladies name and the name of a place, but other times guys enjoy creating cyphers for everyone to unravel. What's the norm?