Massage Parlor Reports

**Girlmoneys** · 01-18-22 11:24

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Thanks, a couple people reached out via PM and gave me similar advice, as well as I've been researching it too. Based on what I've read, I'm waiting 9 days then will go get one of the online tests that will send me to a local lab.

Trichomoniasis Won't show symptoms and won't show in a normal test. But your female partner can get an itch from you and it's hard to explain away. Happened to my plumber.

**DecksDark987** · 01-18-22 09:21

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

I haven't been out that way in aages. But the MMS with big fake D's would definitely entice me to make out there today. Especially seeing that I am a breast man. Can anyone confirm the existence of these LOL and a name would be helpful.

If you read the thread you would know the MMS and the two girls he mentioned are not there any more and haven't been for some time. I never thought I would be the one to say "read the forum" but just read what was written and I laid out exactly who was there with names. The other hand, It's dumb when someone says, "she's been reviewed here, or there's plenty of info on a place if you read the forum " but the names of places change annually, the girls rotate in / out every couple months, and the posting here is so sparse the intel you're looking for is several months old and obsolete. Unless a post is within the past couple months it's just an old story and not information you can act on.

The only massive tits I've encountered were attached to Ana at Herndon Therapeutic Message a couple weeks ago. She said she'd be around for a few weeks. She's nice, skinny, serviceable. I opted for a CBJ but her menu is probably pretty extensive.

I am new to posting here. Sometimes I see a ladies name and the name of a place, but other times guys enjoy creating cyphers for everyone to unravel. What's the norm?

**DoYouKnow** · 01-18-22 09:01

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

They must have had a turn over in staff. I remember a thin early 30's Chinese lady with big fake Ds as being the MMS. Lisa and Tina were the other girls working there. Both thin and young.

I haven't been out that way in aages. But the MMS with big fake D's would definitely entice me to make out there today. Especially seeing that I am a breast man. Can anyone confirm the existence of these LOL and a name would be helpful.

**Sexingit** · 01-17-22 17:09

Originally Posted by OrZammar [View Original Post]

Maye it's the format of CL, but I don't see any way of contacting her in that ad?

Hit the reply button on the top left corner of the ad.

**FreeBalling** · 01-17-22 17:00

Originally Posted by OrZammar [View Original Post]

Maye it's the format of CL, but I don't see any way of contacting her in that ad?

I would click on reply and then select Phone or Email. That's just me. We all have our ways of doing things. Good luck.

**Eddie223** · 01-17-22 16:17

Originally Posted by FogHorn1 [View Original Post]

We've all been nervous in the past, I'd suggest just getting checked as opposed to seeing if you have symptoms. That may never show up. Then, you finally get to nail your ol lady and pass something on to her and you're effed. Plenty of anonymous testing that can be done, paid for with a prepaid credit card online with results in 24-48 hours. Well worth it.

Thanks, a couple people reached out via PM and gave me similar advice, as well as I've been researching it too. Based on what I've read, I'm waiting 9 days then will go get one of the online tests that will send me to a local lab.

**OrZammar** · 01-17-22 15:27

Originally Posted by PJ268 [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...431079187.html

Maye it's the format of CL, but I don't see any way of contacting her in that ad?

**DecksDark987** · 01-17-22 14:42

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

They must have had a turn over in staff. I remember a thin early 30's Chinese lady with big fake Ds as being the MMS. Lisa and Tina were the other girls working there. Both thin and young.

I've been going since October and it's always been Nikki at the desk, MaeRay with the gifted hands and Mary who I've only met in passing, but seems to always be there.

Such a great location. .7 for the hour and no talk of the tip (.4 - .6).

**Kijimuna** · 01-17-22 13:57

Originally Posted by DecksDark987 [View Original Post]

I've been to relaxation 6-7 times, each time better than the last. Nikki is a cool MMS, does a decent massage and takes it seriously, aims to please and wants to make sure you return. Nikki can be a little brassy, like a good bartender who talks a little too much. You always get your full time, never rushed. However, one of my very favorites is MaeRae (MyRay). 30, Chinese, natural b's (but doesn't really like to be touched. OTC thighs and butt are fine, but she gets uncomfortable with more). What I like about her is her innocence. It's genuine, not some false coy Asian chick. Her one hour massage is one of the best I've ever had. She's sweet, quiet, very warm and understands exactly how to move from the massage to the simple nova. It's very satisfying and addicting to feel someone take your massage so seriously. No negotiation. Treat this girl nice. She's very cool.

They must have had a turn over in staff. I remember a thin early 30's Chinese lady with big fake Ds as being the MMS. Lisa and Tina were the other girls working there. Both thin and young.

**FogHorn1** · 01-17-22 12:59

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

In a rough spot in my marriage, nothing is happening. Went out to make things happen.

I had similar dreams as other dreamers at Healing Touches Therapy in Woodbridge and Lily's Spa in Vienna. Safe places to go to, enjoyed my time at those establishments.

Last dream I won't share where. I went after the elusive BBJB and found it. However, it wasn't very good and the girl got tired during it. She got me off the table and next thing I know I was in full thinking with the small head mode and ended up with unicorn for some of us, BBFS. I did DATY and it was clean looking, as was the rest of her. However, I can't help being nervous now. I guess it's a good thing it shark week for my spouse who isn't interested in sex right now anyway. I have time to watch for symptoms.

Wish me luck mongers. I have just scared myself away from this hobby.

We've all been nervous in the past, I'd suggest just getting checked as opposed to seeing if you have symptoms. That may never show up. Then, you finally get to nail your ol lady and pass something on to her and you're effed. Plenty of anonymous testing that can be done, paid for with a prepaid credit card online with results in 24-48 hours. Well worth it.

**CumZone** · 01-17-22 12:37

Originally Posted by BigDaddyDon [View Original Post]

I like a good foot massage as much as any rubdown I get. The poking and prodding at my back most providers do just doesn't cut it. I do have to ask one thing.

Who the heck ever told these girls that the yanking on your toes, snapping thier fingers thing they do feels good? I mean, does anyone here really like that shit?

Just asking.

I thoroughly enjoy the toe and finger snapping. I have no idea what actual benefits it provides but I love the sound. I asked my provider about it one time and she said it was to stimulate blood flow to the joints that tend to have relatively poor circulation.

**DecksDark987** · 01-17-22 11:27

A couple weeks ago I had my first visit to Hrnd Ther and was let in by Ana. It was around lunch and I thought it might be busy but I seemed to be the only one there as another provider popped out to say hello. I almost always take a hour even for a first visit at a new place because a couple times I've done 30 minutes and an hour with the same provider ata couple places and the experience has been remarkably different each time. So I'm in for. 8 for the hour. Ana is between 35-50, can't tell, masked, but even when she removed it to do what needed done, couldn't tell. She's very petite and I expected a puny massage from that tiny frame but she made a real effort, decent. 5' 110 lbs probably a good portion of her weight would be the big, fake, hard dd's. She warm, friendly, polite, not overly flirty or chatty, just doing a job. She got a covered tonsil massage for $. 2 after a very unromantic negotiation. I didn't leave unhappy but there's much better around. I can imagine a scenario where repeat visits and some report could be interesting. She was pretty cool. But don't these girls know they are interviewing for a repeat visit every time?

Is c&c in Hrndn worth a visit? Thanks.

**DecksDark987** · 01-17-22 11:26

A couple weeks ago I had my first visit to Hrnd Ther and was let in by Ana. It was around lunch and I thought it might be busy but I seemed to be the only one there as another provider popped out to say hello. I almost always take a hour even for a first visit at a new place because a couple times I've done 30 minutes and an hour with the same provider ata couple places and the experience has been remarkably different each time. So I'm in for. 8 for the hour. Ana is between 35-50, can't tell, masked, but even when she removed it to do what needed done, couldn't tell. She's very petite and I expected a puny massage from that tiny frame but she made a real effort, decent. 5' 110 lbs probably a good portion of her weight would be the big, fake, hard dd's. She warm, friendly, polite, not overly flirty or chatty, just doing a job. She got a covered tonsil massage for $. 2 after a very unromantic negotiation. I didn't leave unhappy but there's much better around. I can imagine a scenario where repeat visits and some report could be interesting. She was pretty cool. But don't these girls know they are interviewing for a repeat visit every time?

Is c&c in Hrndn worth a visit? Thanks.

**OldMan713** · 01-17-22 11:25

First time poster here and long time lurker. I read the reports and decided to give Oasis a try and I wasn't disappointed. Greeted by the old lady and taken to a room to strip. Rooms are enclosed and the towels on the massage table looked very clean so a good atmosphere. I stripped down and a girl comes with a really nice body wearing the tightest dress I've ever seen outside of a strip club, showing off the girls nicely and stopping just below the waist. Her name was "Yumi" and I paid her for 30 min massage (6). She was handsy with me, touching me quite a bit, although not junior yet. I got a TS from her, and she did some decent teasing there. Then back to the room for a 15 min 'meh' massage, with a lot of pressure at various points in my back and legs. She puts her whole body into it, which was more than I normally want, but didn't care as I wasn't there for the massage. No teasing during the acutal massage, and when time came for the flip, she skipped teasing and asked if I wanted everything. I told her just a #2 (blow job) and she gave me decent head. She surprised me a minute into it by suddenly climbing onto the table in a 69. Never had that happen before and it was damned sexy. I finished up in the bag and she cleaned me up. Total damage was $1. 8 for the massage and extras.

**PJ268** · 01-17-22 11:19

Originally Posted by FogHorn1 [View Original Post]

The website is sort of odd but I'd pay a visit myself if it were a little more clear. Seems you can book an appointment online but who is the therapist? Is there more than one or does this girl operate solo?

She's on fbook: (keyora casari) https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009481534890.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...431079187.html