Massage Parlor Reports

[CuriousMiguel]

Seen an ad on CL titled "Recharge New Year New You Massage, Yoga, Waxing" anyone visited before? Looks like they're in Alexandria.

[CitizenScorpio]

Last evening I stopped by M&M in Alexandria / Franconia and spent 30 minutes with semi-cute middle aged Chinese woman who was petite, busty, and perky. Her best days behind her but boy I would love to have seen her in 1998 or so. She answered the door in a pink top and skirt. I opted for 30 minutes and when we were in the room I informed her I wanted the HE first before massage. I dreamed she bent over and allowed me to rub her clit but no FIV. And pulled up her shirt for a little nursing. She has a lovely pair of Ds with nice pointy nipples, shaped like the tip of an eraser. Junior popped within minutes thanks to the above average milking and some verbal excitement from her. I'm hoping the menu can expand. It was late in the evening and sounded like 1 other woman was there. Will be repeating as it is convenient for me.

[Korman23]

I assume there are no pics posted of these girls or any sort of schedule.

Are any of the girls white / European and early to mid 20's?

Do you just call asking who is working or do you have to ask for a girl and if she's not working then you are done?

No photos of the ladies posted anywhere, that I am aware of at least. You have to keep in mind that this is actually a legitimate spa where they do facials, couples, etc etc. They also happen to provide extra service for men they are comfortable with and who are interested. Also as far as I am aware, the ladies are all Hispanic, originating from South America I believe. I can't recall which country but Leah and Sandra are from the same one, either Colombia or Bolivia maybe.

[Electric456]

Stopped by to see Mimi today. I'd guess early 30's, thin body, decent, 6-7/10 by my standards with natural B's, maybe small C. I opted for 30 minutes. She immediately stripped and no joke, does the best ST I've ever had. It felt like feathers and I had to look and confirm it was her fingers. OMG. That alone was worth it. I'm pretty sensitive and the ST itself got me to the edge.

I popped early, she tried everything to get a second round out of me, to include some OTP sliding. In any case, I'd def repeat, total was $.40.

Mimi rocks! I've had good sessions with her but haven been to angel in a few months. Good to know she is still there!

[FreeBalling]

Ahhh yes. That place was so awesome. Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other. I want to say Royal Palace, but don't believe that's it. I think that was the name of a strip joint on Connecticut. But it definitely had the word Royal in the name. I recall seeing news footage of a raid there and it wasn't too long after that that the entire DC AMP scene died a horrible death. Man I miss those days.

Julie was one hot fire cracker. Royal Spa advertised in the sports section of the Washington Post.

[CitizenScorpio]

Fate sent me to the gallows on this journey. 2100 plaza to be exact, except, this hanged man was surprised to see not one deadman's rope, but four!

Lanna Oriental Spa.

Star Massage Therapy.

Oriental Health Wellness.

And Yin Yang Health.

Well my friends this here might be a bloom or bust but if I chose correctly, and I did.

It wasn't going to be my neck getting tugged in this dream..

I'm a fan of YY therapy. I've had massages and typical NOVA with both ladies. Middle-aged Chinese with nice soft Bs that I suckle on like I'm teething. Both provide sensual HE with plenty of teaching before the flip. I could see FS being on the menu once you become a regular, they seem fun and carefree. YY seems relatively low volume and low key and Gallows is convenient for me.

[DanznMan]

Fate sent me to the gallows on this journey. 2100 plaza to be exact, except, this hanged man was surprised to see not one deadman's rope, but four!

Lanna Oriental Spa.

Star Massage Therapy.

Oriental Health Wellness.

And Yin Yang Health.

Well my friends this here might be a bloom or bust but if I chose correctly, and I did.

It wasn't going to be my neck getting tugged in this dream.

So I went with Yin Yang and spent an hour with Vivi, a cute middle aged Chinese girl with dyed brown hair, skin tight black yoga pants and a black under armor shirt. She had a plump body not thin but not fat. Pretty good English enough to hold a conversation while she gave me a pretty decent massage. . 8 for the hour. Plenty of teasing in this dream and giving me the correct signals this time to let me know silently that she was game for more. In this dream I undressed her pants for a little bit of FIV and pulled up her shirt for a little nursing. She had a great pair of Bs with nice round and pointy nipples, shaped perfectly like those on a baby bottle. She had a tramp stamp on her back. I tried to go for more but she told me a HJ is all that was offered, but her technique was good so I had no complaints. She did this lip bite that drove me insane and built me up to a nice climax, double handed on the knob and in prime position to take the full extent all over her tits and stomach. She offered me a shower afterwards and with no complaints about tip I left her. 8 which was received with a smile.

All in all a great time and I will def repeat.

But I am interested in what is offered at the previous spas I named. This plaza might actually be a treasure cove for a pirate monger like myself. Please let me know if any of you bros had some pleasant dreams here.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

I recently reviewed STAR massage. Solid massage with an usual face down HJ from behind. Lanna was strictly legit with decent massage and stretching. Oriental Nature is a crap shoot. Have gotten CFS but lately it's been teasing and HJ without much of a massage. I had a similar experience at Yin Yang. Nice massage with a gentle, sensuous HJ. Enjoy the adventure.

[JasonCuse]

She is not the hottest there, Gabby, Adriana and Viviana are all hotter. Though Sandra is attractive for her age.

She does have the best menu by far. Though so does Leah, but she's not as attractive.

I assume there are no pics posted of these girls or any sort of schedule.

Are any of the girls white / European and early to mid 20's?

Do you just call asking who is working or do you have to ask for a girl and if she's not working then you are done?

[BarneySanders]

Fate sent me to the gallows on this journey.

Lanna Oriental Spa.

Star Massage Therapy.

Oriental Health Wellness.

And Yin Yang Health.

Well my friends this here might be a bloom or bust but if I chose correctly, and I did.

It wasn't going to be my neck getting tugged in this dream.

So I went with Yin Yang and spent an hour with Vivi, a cute middle aged Chinese girl with dyed brown hair, skin tight black yoga pants and a black under armor shirt. She had a plump body not thin but not fat. Pretty good English enough to hold a conversation while she gave me a pretty decent massage. . 8 for the hour. Plenty of teasing in this dream and giving me the correct signals this time to let me know silently that she was game for more. In this dream I undressed her pants for a little bit of FIV and pulled up her shirt for a little nursing. She had a great pair of Bs with nice round and pointy nipples, shaped perfectly like those on a baby bottle. She had a tramp stamp on her back. I tried to go for more but she told me a HJ is all that was offered, but her technique was good so I had no complaints. She did this lip bite that drove me insane and built me up to a nice climax, double handed on the knob and in prime position to take the full extent all over her tits and stomach. She offered me a shower afterwards and with no complaints about tip I left her. 8 which was received with a smile.

All in all a great time and I will def repeat.

But I am interested in what is offered at the previous spas I named. This plaza might actually be a treasure cove for a pirate monger like myself. Please let me know if any of you bros had some pleasant dreams here.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

My gym instructor hit Star. Null massage with NOVA, . 8 for HH.

[FinishSecond]

Solid review. She seems right up my alley, do you have a link? How would you compare her skills to KK in Tyson / Dunn Loring?

-Citizen out.

She hasn't updated her Craigslist add since December but here it is: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...424195042.html.

I actually haven't seen KK yet! When Annie texted to say she was running late, I quickly texted KK just to see if she was available if things fell through.

KK seems to be significantly older and less fit. I'm sure I'll try to go make it happen someday though. Hope you check out Annie and let me know how they compare.

[TheDrowned]

Fate sent me to the gallows on this journey. 2100 plaza to be exact, except, this hanged man was surprised to see not one deadman's rope, but four!

Lanna Oriental Spa.

Star Massage Therapy.

Oriental Health Wellness.

And Yin Yang Health.

Well my friends this here might be a bloom or bust but if I chose correctly, and I did.

It wasn't going to be my neck getting tugged in this dream.

So I went with Yin Yang and spent an hour with Vivi, a cute middle aged Chinese girl with dyed brown hair, skin tight black yoga pants and a black under armor shirt. She had a plump body not thin but not fat. Pretty good English enough to hold a conversation while she gave me a pretty decent massage. . 8 for the hour. Plenty of teasing in this dream and giving me the correct signals this time to let me know silently that she was game for more. In this dream I undressed her pants for a little bit of FIV and pulled up her shirt for a little nursing. She had a great pair of Bs with nice round and pointy nipples, shaped perfectly like those on a baby bottle. She had a tramp stamp on her back. I tried to go for more but she told me a HJ is all that was offered, but her technique was good so I had no complaints. She did this lip bite that drove me insane and built me up to a nice climax, double handed on the knob and in prime position to take the full extent all over her tits and stomach. She offered me a shower afterwards and with no complaints about tip I left her. 8 which was received with a smile.

All in all a great time and I will def repeat.

But I am interested in what is offered at the previous spas I named. This plaza might actually be a treasure cove for a pirate monger like myself. Please let me know if any of you bros had some pleasant dreams here.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[CitizenScorpio]

I don't think she's been reviewed recently, and I think she's truly underrated.

This was the second time I'd seen her. The first time was November 2020. I had tried scheduling with her again a few times but it never worked out. She was either out of the country (she goes back home often) or she was just not responding. We finally connected over text. She's currently set up in a hotel next to Tyson's Corner. She's still the same petite, young woman I had met before. Photos in the ad are not her, but a fair representation of her attractiveness. I went for a 90 min massage and received the same CMT-level quality.

Annie had me wait a bit at first and explained that her current client was moving slow. This was a little disappointing, but I remained patient. She finally texted me to come to the side door of the building.

She greeted me while wearing some cute athletic wear. She still has a tight body and looks great. She was all smiles and she put me at ease immediately. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but after a little back and forth she claimed she did. I was excited to get the massage started, but we still hadn't negotiated a price for 90 mins. She kept asking me what I wanted to pay, but I wasn't in the mood and just asked her to set her price. She said $170 and I agreed.

She did not have a massage table this time around and explained that she hoped to have one in the future when she moved to a more permanent location. I explained that I had already showered, and I undressed and got on the bed. She stared me down the whole time and said "look like we going have a fun time. " This was adorable and really set the mood. Her clothes stayed on.

The massage was just as skilful as the last time. She used stretching and other Thai massage techniques, including back-walking. The pressure was perfect, and I would have happily gone for just the massage. 10/10.

Solid review. She seems right up my alley, do you have a link? How would you compare her skills to KK in Tyson / Dunn Loring?

-Citizen out.

[Jim Rob]

This angels on Blake lane?

Thanks.

Stopped by to see Mimi today. I'd guess early 30's, thin body, decent, 6-7/10 by my standards with natural B's, maybe small C. I opted for 30 minutes. She immediately stripped and no joke, does the best ST I've ever had. It felt like feathers and I had to look and confirm it was her fingers. OMG. That alone was worth it. I'm pretty sensitive and the ST itself got me to the edge.

I popped early, she tried everything to get a second round out of me, to include some OTP sliding. In any case, I'd def repeat, total was $.40.

[PSmith0380]

Stopped by to see Mimi today. I'd guess early 30's, thin body, decent, 6-7/10 by my standards with natural B's, maybe small C. I opted for 30 minutes. She immediately stripped and no joke, does the best ST I've ever had. It felt like feathers and I had to look and confirm it was her fingers. OMG. That alone was worth it. I'm pretty sensitive and the ST itself got me to the edge.

I popped early, she tried everything to get a second round out of me, to include some OTP sliding. In any case, I'd def repeat, total was $.40.

[FinishSecond]

I don't think she's been reviewed recently, and I think she's truly underrated.

This was the second time I'd seen her. The first time was November 2020. I had tried scheduling with her again a few times but it never worked out. She was either out of the country (she goes back home often) or she was just not responding. We finally connected over text. She's currently set up in a hotel next to Tyson's Corner. She's still the same petite, young woman I had met before. Photos in the ad are not her, but a fair representation of her attractiveness. I went for a 90 min massage and received the same CMT-level quality.

Annie had me wait a bit at first and explained that her current client was moving slow. This was a little disappointing, but I remained patient. She finally texted me to come to the side door of the building.

She greeted me while wearing some cute athletic wear. She still has a tight body and looks great. She was all smiles and she put me at ease immediately. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but after a little back and forth she claimed she did. I was excited to get the massage started, but we still hadn't negotiated a price for 90 mins. She kept asking me what I wanted to pay, but I wasn't in the mood and just asked her to set her price. She said $170 and I agreed.

She did not have a massage table this time around and explained that she hoped to have one in the future when she moved to a more permanent location. I explained that I had already showered, and I undressed and got on the bed. She stared me down the whole time and said "look like we going have a fun time. " This was adorable and really set the mood. Her clothes stayed on.

The massage was just as skilful as the last time. She used stretching and other Thai massage techniques, including back-walking. The pressure was perfect, and I would have happily gone for just the massage. 10/10.

After a long while, I was asked to flip. She continued to massage my front side until stopping to wash her hands. She came back and asked what I was looking for. I told her that I had HJ would be perfect although I knew she offered FS. She agreed and without asking she stripped naked. She started right back up with the massage and mumbled "you know, naked cost extra. " This annoyed me a little because she didn't ask before stripping. I immediately told her that I only had $200. She stopped for a moment, but quickly said okay, that's fine. Service not ruined.

Her body is perfect. Spinner type with small B cups but a deliciously plump ass. She mounted me in RCG and began the HJ. I started to rub her clit as well (no FIV). She was soft and wet. We rubbed each other for quite a bit like this until she let out a little yelp and asked me to slow down the pussy rub. "I'm too sensitive now," she said. She continued with a stellar HJ, and I finished triumphantly. Almost 2 hours had passed at this point.

She cleaned me up. I paid the $200. And I was on my way. Excellent experience.

I have yet to visit an AMP, but honestly, they all seem like such hit or miss. Not sure how you guys put up with the randomness of it all. That would stress me out. Also, not sure how why'all put up with crappy or basic massages. Annie is outstanding and truly puts in the extra effort. She might cost a bit more, but not by much. Now, if you're looking for FS, that's another story. I hear she can charge quite a bit.