Massage Parlor Reports

[FinishSecond]

Solid review. She seems right up my alley, do you have a link? How would you compare her skills to KK in Tyson / Dunn Loring?

-Citizen out.

She hasn't updated her Craigslist add since December but here it is: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...424195042.html.

I actually haven't seen KK yet! When Annie texted to say she was running late, I quickly texted KK just to see if she was available if things fell through.

KK seems to be significantly older and less fit. I'm sure I'll try to go make it happen someday though. Hope you check out Annie and let me know how they compare.

[TheDrowned]

Fate sent me to the gallows on this journey. 2100 plaza to be exact, except, this hanged man was surprised to see not one deadman's rope, but four!

Lanna Oriental Spa.

Star Massage Therapy.

Oriental Health Wellness.

And Yin Yang Health.

Well my friends this here might be a bloom or bust but if I chose correctly, and I did.

It wasn't going to be my neck getting tugged in this dream.

So I went with Yin Yang and spent an hour with Vivi, a cute middle aged Chinese girl with dyed brown hair, skin tight black yoga pants and a black under armor shirt. She had a plump body not thin but not fat. Pretty good English enough to hold a conversation while she gave me a pretty decent massage. . 8 for the hour. Plenty of teasing in this dream and giving me the correct signals this time to let me know silently that she was game for more. In this dream I undressed her pants for a little bit of FIV and pulled up her shirt for a little nursing. She had a great pair of Bs with nice round and pointy nipples, shaped perfectly like those on a baby bottle. She had a tramp stamp on her back. I tried to go for more but she told me a HJ is all that was offered, but her technique was good so I had no complaints. She did this lip bite that drove me insane and built me up to a nice climax, double handed on the knob and in prime position to take the full extent all over her tits and stomach. She offered me a shower afterwards and with no complaints about tip I left her. 8 which was received with a smile.

All in all a great time and I will def repeat.

But I am interested in what is offered at the previous spas I named. This plaza might actually be a treasure cove for a pirate monger like myself. Please let me know if any of you bros had some pleasant dreams here.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[CitizenScorpio]

I don't think she's been reviewed recently, and I think she's truly underrated.

This was the second time I'd seen her. The first time was November 2020. I had tried scheduling with her again a few times but it never worked out. She was either out of the country (she goes back home often) or she was just not responding. We finally connected over text. She's currently set up in a hotel next to Tyson's Corner. She's still the same petite, young woman I had met before. Photos in the ad are not her, but a fair representation of her attractiveness. I went for a 90 min massage and received the same CMT-level quality.

Annie had me wait a bit at first and explained that her current client was moving slow. This was a little disappointing, but I remained patient. She finally texted me to come to the side door of the building.

She greeted me while wearing some cute athletic wear. She still has a tight body and looks great. She was all smiles and she put me at ease immediately. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but after a little back and forth she claimed she did. I was excited to get the massage started, but we still hadn't negotiated a price for 90 mins. She kept asking me what I wanted to pay, but I wasn't in the mood and just asked her to set her price. She said $170 and I agreed.

She did not have a massage table this time around and explained that she hoped to have one in the future when she moved to a more permanent location. I explained that I had already showered, and I undressed and got on the bed. She stared me down the whole time and said "look like we going have a fun time. " This was adorable and really set the mood. Her clothes stayed on.

The massage was just as skilful as the last time. She used stretching and other Thai massage techniques, including back-walking. The pressure was perfect, and I would have happily gone for just the massage. 10/10.

Solid review. She seems right up my alley, do you have a link? How would you compare her skills to KK in Tyson / Dunn Loring?

-Citizen out.

[Jim Rob]

This angels on Blake lane?

Thanks.

Stopped by to see Mimi today. I'd guess early 30's, thin body, decent, 6-7/10 by my standards with natural B's, maybe small C. I opted for 30 minutes. She immediately stripped and no joke, does the best ST I've ever had. It felt like feathers and I had to look and confirm it was her fingers. OMG. That alone was worth it. I'm pretty sensitive and the ST itself got me to the edge.

I popped early, she tried everything to get a second round out of me, to include some OTP sliding. In any case, I'd def repeat, total was $.40.

[PSmith0380]

Stopped by to see Mimi today. I'd guess early 30's, thin body, decent, 6-7/10 by my standards with natural B's, maybe small C. I opted for 30 minutes. She immediately stripped and no joke, does the best ST I've ever had. It felt like feathers and I had to look and confirm it was her fingers. OMG. That alone was worth it. I'm pretty sensitive and the ST itself got me to the edge.

I popped early, she tried everything to get a second round out of me, to include some OTP sliding. In any case, I'd def repeat, total was $.40.

[FinishSecond]

I don't think she's been reviewed recently, and I think she's truly underrated.

This was the second time I'd seen her. The first time was November 2020. I had tried scheduling with her again a few times but it never worked out. She was either out of the country (she goes back home often) or she was just not responding. We finally connected over text. She's currently set up in a hotel next to Tyson's Corner. She's still the same petite, young woman I had met before. Photos in the ad are not her, but a fair representation of her attractiveness. I went for a 90 min massage and received the same CMT-level quality.

Annie had me wait a bit at first and explained that her current client was moving slow. This was a little disappointing, but I remained patient. She finally texted me to come to the side door of the building.

She greeted me while wearing some cute athletic wear. She still has a tight body and looks great. She was all smiles and she put me at ease immediately. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but after a little back and forth she claimed she did. I was excited to get the massage started, but we still hadn't negotiated a price for 90 mins. She kept asking me what I wanted to pay, but I wasn't in the mood and just asked her to set her price. She said $170 and I agreed.

She did not have a massage table this time around and explained that she hoped to have one in the future when she moved to a more permanent location. I explained that I had already showered, and I undressed and got on the bed. She stared me down the whole time and said "look like we going have a fun time. " This was adorable and really set the mood. Her clothes stayed on.

The massage was just as skilful as the last time. She used stretching and other Thai massage techniques, including back-walking. The pressure was perfect, and I would have happily gone for just the massage. 10/10.

After a long while, I was asked to flip. She continued to massage my front side until stopping to wash her hands. She came back and asked what I was looking for. I told her that I had HJ would be perfect although I knew she offered FS. She agreed and without asking she stripped naked. She started right back up with the massage and mumbled "you know, naked cost extra. " This annoyed me a little because she didn't ask before stripping. I immediately told her that I only had $200. She stopped for a moment, but quickly said okay, that's fine. Service not ruined.

Her body is perfect. Spinner type with small B cups but a deliciously plump ass. She mounted me in RCG and began the HJ. I started to rub her clit as well (no FIV). She was soft and wet. We rubbed each other for quite a bit like this until she let out a little yelp and asked me to slow down the pussy rub. "I'm too sensitive now," she said. She continued with a stellar HJ, and I finished triumphantly. Almost 2 hours had passed at this point.

She cleaned me up. I paid the $200. And I was on my way. Excellent experience.

I have yet to visit an AMP, but honestly, they all seem like such hit or miss. Not sure how you guys put up with the randomness of it all. That would stress me out. Also, not sure how why'all put up with crappy or basic massages. Annie is outstanding and truly puts in the extra effort. She might cost a bit more, but not by much. Now, if you're looking for FS, that's another story. I hear she can charge quite a bit.

[EminemFan123]

Sara at BG? Anyone?

[Serpico99]

I usually try to get there around when they open. Also, I put another sheet or towel on the table when they leave the room after taking the money.

Besides Judy, I've seen Sophie(?) who was okay but I prefer Judy.

I stopped by Manassas Therapy this weekend and saw Judy. It's 50 for 30 minutes, 70 for one hour. She does an ok massage. She vaguely remembered me and I name dropped a former provider that use to work there to let her know what I'm there for. She accommodated me with Greenbelt-level services. After services were rendered, she held my arm and walked me out. Tipped 120.

[Big Daddy Don]

I will be in Manassas next week wondering if anyone recommends Comfort or Oriental. I prefer a decent message and someone who will get naked with me. I also like breast on the smaller side about a handful and a table shower.

Oriental does not have a TS, I don't think Comfort does either. I have only been to comfort once. Chubby chicks who just offered a HJ. Nice enough but not my cup of green tea. Oriental, full press opposite. Some skinny, some chubby, most a bit on the. Well, not the take home to mom types.

Not sure who does a TS in Manassas. Annandale and Fairfax many do.

[Serpico99]

I will be in Manassas next week wondering if anyone recommends Comfort or Oriental. I prefer a decent message and someone who will get naked with me. I also like breast on the smaller side about a handful and a table shower.

No one at Comfort will get naked. But they give a better massage than Oriental. And Comfort seems to switch up providers every now and then.

At Oriental, there are only two regular providers there. Both are above 50 for sure but do FS. Eva is thick while Lily is slim. Both of their bodies are not young so keep that in mind. I found the providers at Comfort better looking (for middle age Asian providers) than Oriental.

[OldManRose]

I will be in Manassas next week wondering if anyone recommends Comfort or Oriental. I prefer a decent message and someone who will get naked with me. I also like breast on the smaller side about a handful and a table shower.

[InAviation70]

Stopped by Magic in Annandale the other day and found a new AMT working. She was fantastic. Tight body, curly hair to crassess your back and great hands for tender massage. She was well worth the standard fees and extra attention. Plan to visit again soon. Youll enjoy the Magic visit.

[Lane Narrows]

I know this post is old, but only been out once over the last 2 years because of health issues. I thought Judy was a little secret, but I guess good news always travels fast. She's me only visit over the last two years. She is funny, engaging, and of course a lot of fun. But I noticed the not changing of the sheets and the pillow put right back under the table when I was last there. Even before Judy, that place was a gem for me for years. Not in terms of beauty, but massage and good ladies. .

I'm feeling well enough to get out today, but have no idea where to in Manassas. MMT was so good and convenient for me as well. Oh well, I'll give a report after I return.

Thanks to all for the info shared on this board!

I usually try to get there around when they open. Also, I put another sheet or towel on the table when they leave the room after taking the money.

Besides Judy, I've seen Sophie(?) who was okay but I prefer Judy.

[TheDrowned]

Against better judgement I decided to check out FF massage in chantilly.

Maybe it's because I like a challenge, or pushing the envelope like a renegade when they are told no, or maybe I just enjoy throwing away my money. In any case, I find myself there and decided to do an hour with Lily my provider. She's average, a bit pudgy but from what I could tell a fairly cute face behind the mask. She tries to get me to do a lomi lomi massage which is 30 $ more, no 60 for 60 is fine don't let them dupe you into doing the same level of massage for 30 $ more. Lomi lomi is a scam. I'm escorted into a room with a giant sign that SEXUAL ACTIVITY IS PROHIBITED. MOTION OF SUCH CAN LEAD TO TERMINATION OF SESSION SND FORFE-yeah yeah we get it. It's like a tiny bird puffing out it's chest to look big in front of all the other legitimate massage parlors.

Massage is pretty good. They use hot oil which on a cold day that we've been enduring this week was quite welcome. It's a very open massage building, high walls but no encapsulated rooms so you can kind of hear what's going on in other rooms, something I've never liked whether at a legit massage place or not. This dream has plenty of teasing. They take the towel off and soft touch to the butt which kinda gives you a false sense of security that a HE is possible upon the flip. Flip happens and lily does a pretty poor job of covering up junior. I swear this chick was egging me on just daring me to get erect. Soft touch to thigh, belly, even tickled my butthole. All the clear signs any normal provider would give to indicate extras are on the table.

So at this point I'm tired of teasing and I tear the proverbial bandaid off and just show her my junk at full mast. Her eyes light up like I showed her the holy grail and she eagerly springs for the hot oil to douse it over my dick. Well alright, showtime.

Then the two of us stop there looking at each other awkwardly like we'd each were read the same fortune but took away entirely opposite meanings. I notion to put her hand on my dick and she gives me the N O. By waving her hand at her throat. She beckons me to finish myself. I really hate this. I've spent decades honing my craft and many sleepless nights as a teenager punishing my own dick with drunk dad energy that no mere Asian masseuse could ever hope to replicate. So I try to grab her arm and get her to wrap her hands around junior but she hastily withdrew her arms at every attempt. I don't need self service, and normally I walk away then and there but I'm a man of science, and I decided, just this once. I'd see where it would take me and maybe I could warm up lily to offer a helping hand so I started on self service and tried to feel her up. She let me to OTC roaming and would smack my hand away when I tried to get under her shirt. The whole time she would let her eyes gaze deep into my cock like it were some sort of mystical crystal ball. She would tickle my legs, my ass, and even. Tickled my ballsack as I stroked my cock.

All the while I kept thinking to myself. What is really the difference here? I even grappled Lilys tits over the shirt like they were fresh squeezed oranges ready to be juiced, there was no resistance to this, I got a full cup of her breast sitting in the palm of my hand, a bra and tshirt as the only barrier and still this chick would not go for anymore. I mean at this point it's got to be clear that I'm no cop. It's also clear she's not appalled by the sight or even entirely resistant the idea of extras. Why not make a little extra money and jerk me off? It was baffling. Eventually I realized I wasn't going to get the satisfaction of a true happy ending, so I decided instead to settle on the petty satisfaction of making this chick clean up the massive puddle of semen I spewed over her and myself. It's been a week since I last had any action so I was saving up quite a rumble and went off like the fountain show at the Bellagio.

Just this once tho. Never again. But even now, it boggles my mind. I play it back in my head and think damn I think I would have preferred she simply say no. We dont do that here and move on. What is the point of self service? Truly makes no sense, either you allow HJ or you don't. I don't understand the point of this half measure? Everyone loses.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Decadentme]

I made an appointment with Lisa in Falls Church last week for 1 hour. Set up was easy. Arrived at a really cool apartment in Falls Church. She greeted me at the door in a black dress. She's attractive, and very nice and talkative. I must say, she gives an amazing massage; working out knots in my back that I didn't I had, even offering hot stones. On the flip, the only offer was a NOVA. She said this was because this was her first time meeting me. Afterwards she offered me a shower, which I accepted.

I know she has been reviewed in the past, but can anyone advise if she has an expanded menu?

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../18124943.html

Many thanks.

Here's her TER page:

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...339972-361239/