Massage Parlor Reports

[PilotAviator]

Several Monger-Brothers post good / excellent reviews / commentary.

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However, in 2021 - TheDrowned was generally on a level attained only by a the fewest. Style, a bit of wit, and solid information. Outstanding.

No one cares, but if we had a monger-poster award, I would nominate TheDrowned for "best in class. ".

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May 2022 be a great year for all -- and, as usual.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

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FWIW. I saw an independent today. A pretty lady, a meh massage, a good BBBJ. Shorted on time. Not likely a repeat in 2022. Will post review later. Happy New Year.

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Won massage is a venue where I have won big and lost huge. For me the place is an AMP casino, when I swear the place off like a losing slot machine I am somehow drawn back to it by a mystical force, pulling me in by an invisible leash egging me on to pull the lever for one last slot shot. Then, like magic. I get a big pay out only to lose again on my next visit.

Folks, sometimes I question my own ability as a preacher. I often give good advice only for the irony to knock me in the noggin like a pan of iron for not being able to follow my own teachings. I may not have said on this account but I'll certainly repeat it again, it's not where you go, it's who ya see.

Though I can describe the lady vividly: This was an old Chinese woman in an orange tank top and leopard skin tight yoga pants. There was some beauty in her hidden behind the wrinkles and the mask. She has miles on her for sure but with her auburn hair and petite body, I could tell she was quite the looker back in the day and she still got the moves to give me a chubby. Massage was good but I knew she had more to offer, I slowly pulled down her pants and lifted up her shirt revealing shapely Bs and big brown nipples just waiting to be sucked on. This is when the real game began and this lady was ready to play ball. It's those rare moments where you don't even have to ask. We met eyes and immediately our mental conversation began with a sloppy BBBJ before I tore off those yoga pants entirely and pushed her onto the bed to give her a nice serving of rock hard D.

Old age has its perks, like not having to worry about impregnating a woman, so I didn't need to wear protection on this mission and having that pure feeling of warmth and wetness is enough to drive a man wild. So sure she may not have been the best looking girl I curated but I still filled her up with more cream filling than a nervous cake decorator during a rich kids birthday party.

It was a fuck so good that I had forgotten to even get her name. And while I tried to return and see her again next week, I was instead met with another old lady who wouldn't supply me with a tenth of the service I had gotten from ol orange tank top. That visit was a wash and a sad waste of $85. But alas, won is usually a standard NOVA Jack shack where you'll be lucky to walk away with half of the service I had received on my previous venture. And is why it's crucial to get a name, it's crucial to describe your encounter in pain staking detail because while you might find the location of jolly Rogers pirate booty. You need a name like a map needs that big red X.

Knowing is indeed half the battle and if we can't clutch tight to that name, then it's destined, like my sweet memory (and my wallet) to sink to the bottom of the watery depths where it will certainly be forgotten.

Let it be my deadman's tale, the last one before a new year approaches.

[TheDrowned]

Won massage is a venue where I have won big and lost huge. For me the place is an AMP casino, when I swear the place off like a losing slot machine I am somehow drawn back to it by a mystical force, pulling me in by an invisible leash egging me on to pull the lever for one last slot shot. Then, like magic. I get a big pay out only to lose again on my next visit.

Folks, sometimes I question my own ability as a preacher. I often give good advice only for the irony to knock me in the noggin like a pan of iron for not being able to follow my own teachings. I may not have said on this account but I'll certainly repeat it again, it's not where you go, it's who ya see.

Though I can describe the lady vividly: This was an old Chinese woman in an orange tank top and leopard skin tight yoga pants. There was some beauty in her hidden behind the wrinkles and the mask. She has miles on her for sure but with her auburn hair and petite body, I could tell she was quite the looker back in the day and she still got the moves to give me a chubby. Massage was good but I knew she had more to offer, I slowly pulled down her pants and lifted up her shirt revealing shapely Bs and big brown nipples just waiting to be sucked on. This is when the real game began and this lady was ready to play ball. It's those rare moments where you don't even have to ask. We met eyes and immediately our mental conversation began with a sloppy BBBJ before I tore off those yoga pants entirely and pushed her onto the bed to give her a nice serving of rock hard D.

Old age has its perks, like not having to worry about impregnating a woman, so I didn't need to wear protection on this mission and having that pure feeling of warmth and wetness is enough to drive a man wild. So sure she may not have been the best looking girl I curated but I still filled her up with more cream filling than a nervous cake decorator during a rich kids birthday party.

It was a fuck so good that I had forgotten to even get her name. And while I tried to return and see her again next week, I was instead met with another old lady who wouldn't supply me with a tenth of the service I had gotten from ol orange tank top. That visit was a wash and a sad waste of $85. But alas, won is usually a standard NOVA Jack shack where you'll be lucky to walk away with half of the service I had received on my previous venture. And is why it's crucial to get a name, it's crucial to describe your encounter in pain staking detail because while you might find the location of jolly Rogers pirate booty. You need a name like a map needs that big red X.

Knowing is indeed half the battle and if we can't clutch tight to that name, then it's destined, like my sweet memory (and my wallet) to sink to the bottom of the watery depths where it will certainly be forgotten.

Let it be my deadman's tale, the last one before a new year approaches.

[Bunker Buster]

Now there is something confusing to me. On flip, as I learned from other posts, I thought she was supposed to ask me what extra service I need, agree for a price, I pay and then she performs. This is not what happened. She started to work immediately on the little boy, which was nice but rubbing was too fast and I am an early finisher. So HE was happy indeed but too quick.

On a first visit, she may not want to open the conversation about more. Once she was working on he boy, you could have asked about other options, and can definitely ask on your next visit.

It's also possible that HE is all that's available, and she just likes to crank it out and move on.

[SlyFrog]

With a name like FF I had the give the place a try.

While this is a Chinese owned place, I saw Holly who is Vietnamese. I know there are a lot of Viet fans out there. I would say she is mid 40's and looks OK.

Massage was OK and service was as others have mentioned.

I had the same experience. It looks like a sure thing from the exterior, but I thought it was a dud. I really appreciate the post. I've been reading here a while and decided to join in. I'll post some experiences shortly.

[BlueDot687]

Thanks for all replies to my original post. As I said, I am totally newbie to AMP business and today I had my first experience. As recommended in a previous post, I went to Breeze and asked for Tiffany. Location seems clean and quiet, parking easy and discreet. I asked for 30-min session, charge was. 6. Since I don't have a reference, I cannot rate the massage service, but I enjoyed it. I asked for hot stones. Now there is something confusing to me. On flip, as I learned from other posts, I thought she was supposed to ask me what extra service I need, agree for a price, I pay and then she performs. This is not what happened. She started to work immediately on the little boy, which was nice but rubbing was too fast and I am an early finisher. So HE was happy indeed but too quick. Total damage was. 6 plus. 6 Anyway this first experience was enjoyable, Tiffany is nice. Too bad I couldn't see her face. Again, thanks for recommendation. I will repeat, but perhaps with other provider to see what other extra options are available. Happy New Year to all.

[SonChi]

I had some time to kill, so I went to check out Harmony Spa, a K spa.

Location: 3621 Columbia Pike, It's on a busy section of a busy thoroughfare, next to a Burger King and other businesses, so be mindful. You go in in by walking close to an all glass barber shop window up a set of stairs. It is very clean and tidy, everything in its place.

Caution: I went in the evening, but there is a lot of street lighting, parking is in the side of the building and your car may be visible to cars driving by. If you have a distinctive ride, be aware. Also, you exit through a backdoor, right in the line of sight for cars in the Burger King drive through. Not too great.

Service: I drew Amy, a youngish BBW K girl who seems new to the life. BBW is not my thing, but she was youngish and engaging, so I went with it. I say late 20's. There was someone else there, but I did not see them. Thorough TS, hitting all the spots, then a short stay in the sauna for 3 minutes. After a great short massage, the flip came. I will reiterate, the massage had potential. As a bigger woman, she was able to apply nice pressure and loosen me up. If I saw her again, I would get an hour just for the massage. Actually, I liked her a lot and we were vibing all the way. I only chose 30 minutes, so at the flip, I motioned for the mouth, and she agreed for 1. 0. A nice CBJ, the cover insisted by her, began with me sitting up on the table, her on her knees. Mechanical but good dt technique determined to please. I could not finish with the bag and ended up laying down on the table as she finished me with a nova. I do not know what else is on the menu.

Total: 1. 6, YMMV.

Summary: All in all, a nice clean place on the inside, a great provider, but too public for me to go again, especially during the day. Maybe there are other places to park, so if you are local, you will know. Stay safe brothers and be nice to the consenting ladies.

[Jim Rob]

I'm still bummed out. She was next door to my work, I didn't even need to park in that parking lot across the street. I could see her and go to cafe for food after she hop in my car for home.

Or 2018 I saw her with an agency for 260. Doubling her price in 3/4 years is GPS IMHO. Yes she is great, but not at that price when the same agency who sponsored her still brings in providers for 300.

[Jimbo8]

Forgot to add to my report about this place: bad hygiene practices regarding the massage table. Judy did not change out the sheet or towel on the table / head rest. As soon as I got home, I did a nuclear detox in the shower. With delta variant roaming around in addition to not wanting to catch another monger's potential crabs or other skin ailment, I'm really keen on hygiene at these AMPs.

I know this post is old, but only been out once over the last 2 years because of health issues. I thought Judy was a little secret, but I guess good news always travels fast. She's me only visit over the last two years. She is funny, engaging, and of course a lot of fun. But I noticed the not changing of the sheets and the pillow put right back under the table when I was last there. Even before Judy, that place was a gem for me for years. Not in terms of beauty, but massage and good ladies. .

I'm feeling well enough to get out today, but have no idea where to in Manassas. MMT was so good and convenient for me as well. Oh well, I'll give a report after I return.

Thanks to all for the info shared on this board!

[Jackbenimble17]

I use to see her once a month when her rate was 330. At the beginning of the year her rate was over $500. I guess it was drop to $450 because of drop in business. Inflation has hit pussy the most, I won't partake for that rate.

Or 2018 I saw her with an agency for 260. Doubling her price in 3/4 years is GPS IMHO. Yes she is great, but not at that price when the same agency who sponsored her still brings in providers for 300.

[RyanHarvey]

Quite yet. But I wanted to piggy back off this statement to confirm that I believe I know who DYK is talking about in regards to the latina in Rockville.

Saw a CL post about it not too long ago and saved the number. Decided to pull the trigger and I'm glad I did. The pictures in the post are her or a very close approximation. She's got a smoking hot body and while of Spanish descent she's American born and bred so the small talk during the massage was casual and fun. She's easy to talk to and very down to earth.

Parking and place is really easy but a bit difficult to find at first as theirs two different buildings next to each other with the same.

Set up. Her directions were genuine and I looked to deep into thinking that she may have given me a false address as texting back and forth was minimal and her screening was next to none. So I ended up in the wrong building and on the wrong floor but eventually found my way to the place, it's a little bit of a maze but she was patient with me which was nice (I know many a time where I've been chewed out for showing up late or not being able to find the right location). She gives a room number but explains that it's actually a non-numbered side door with a decorative bow on it that leads you into the entrance of her massage parlor so it's very discreet but I did find it and while I was 15 min late from our agreed time we were able to have a good laugh about it.

Cons: she is rather expensive and the massage was mediocre. I would have def done the half hour for. 8 as I think it's the better deal. The flip was also pricey. She got full Nude, she's got great tits and a great ass both manufactured for it and some cool tattoos. I wanted to keep it simple with a HE finish but she allowed me to FIV and nurse on her tits. I got the feeling more would be available on next visit so I'll definitely be repeating.

Overall had a good time and hope to have an even better go around on the return trip. I always welcome some good Latin flavor to my mostly Asian palate so this certainly quenched by thirst for now.

Water forgets the names TheDrowned.

For those of you who remember the Gaithersburg Latinas, this is their owner who is back from North Carolina to reopen a spa in Rockville. I've kept in contact with her this whole time and we actually met up during her trips back home. Her menu is indeed open but pricey but if you have a thing for curvy latinas with beautiful faces then go see her. I haven't seen her since she returned to Rockville so I can't speak about the location of the spa, just that she's in my regular rotation.

[Bunker Buster]

Dear Fellow Mongers.

I have enjoyed my fair share of ACS and Asian MP experiences and have exhausted my appetite of thin pancake buns. I am craving big ol roasts and I'm remembering Ms. Brianna from Springfield to be the best on the menu to fulfil the craving but she seems to have fallen off the radar for a while. She was very nice accommodating professional and clean. Do any of you fellow mongers know her situation or have recent contacts or ads? I would greatly appreciate it and I'm pretty sure other booty lovers on this platform do as well.

I have linked one of her old posts as references below.

P.S.: If you have other provides with the same real assets like her, I would kindly would appreciate a recommendations.

Thanks.

Dan Cornelius.

While not once sharing anything you've learned with the board, but now show up asking others to give you fresh leads?

I note that you didn't even offer to share any information, but just asked for a handout, same as the bum at the shopping center near my home.

[Big Daddy Don]

The TOE snap!

Had it done to me. Thought it was strange too.

Very dramatic but not therapeutic.

OK I guess, as long as they don't do it to your Ding Dong.

HG2.

Haha! The toe snap is painful enough. The Ding Dong snap would launch me off the table!

[Jim Rob]

I use to see her once a month when her rate was 330. At the beginning of the year her rate was over $500. I guess it was drop to $450 because of drop in business. Inflation has hit pussy the most, I won't partake for that rate.

Folks,

Looks like rates are going up exponentially. I talked to Edel / Sela and she used to charge a flat $330, but she was asking me for $450 yesterday. As much as I enjoy her company, I declined. I know there are mongers out there who are into expensive $hit but this is madness (IMHO).

Thanks,

[Cornelius24]

Dear Fellow Mongers.

I have enjoyed my fair share of ACS and Asian MP experiences and have exhausted my appetite of thin pancake buns. I am craving big ol roasts and I'm remembering Ms. Brianna from Springfield to be the best on the menu to fulfil the craving but she seems to have fallen off the radar for a while. She was very nice accommodating professional and clean. Do any of you fellow mongers know her situation or have recent contacts or ads? I would greatly appreciate it and I'm pretty sure other booty lovers on this platform do as well.

I have linked one of her old posts as references below.

P.S.: If you have other provides with the same real assets like her, I would kindly would appreciate a recommendations.

Thanks.

Dan Cornelius.

http://www.dcescortlist.com/ms-brianna/

[Telcova]

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience? My preference is Asian and on slim side of things, age not very important. I don't need a FS. A standard finish would work for my first experience, although BBBJ and / or DATY would be awesome if available, for a reasonable fee.

Thank you very much and happy holidays!

If you're not I to the massage, I'd look in the PV section. You'll get a PYT to pull your chain.