Massage Parlor Reports

**PilotAviator** · 12-25-21 17:33

To our favorite Managers (MMS) and Massage Technicians (MTs = the Ladies).

Merry Christmas.

Feast, rest. We'll be back to see you soon.

Brother Mongers -- if you see your ATF, remember her with a token of Christmas Spirit (I leave an especially large gratuity) -- and perhaps a box of fruit for everyone else at the Spa.

Always be nice to the Ladies -- especially at Christmas.

PA.

**DCKing** · 12-25-21 16:50

Originally Posted by RockSwithSalt [View Original Post]

The place is "currently" called Moon Spa on Rubmaps but has gone by other names. I have been there several times over several years but not in the last 6 month. They have had changes in staff but I never experienced the type of service reported.

That's correct it's called Moon Spa (hard to keep up with all the names changes), and yes my past experiences over the years were much better.

**Orpheus60** · 12-23-21 23:39

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

This place has been on my dream radar for awhile and your review got me to make a go. I called early to confirm LeeLee was there. She said, "yes this is Lee Lee".

This LeeLee was a bit older than your LeeLee. Short, tiny butt, nice face for a 40 something. No glasses.

We did the negotiation up front, offering the house. 7 and another C note for "Boom Boom" she laughed and said, no Boom Boom would be 1. 4 over the house and $10 extra for the table shower total 2. 2. Well that is a Rhonda fee and this "LeeLee" is no Rhonda. So after a bit of back and forth and we settled on $1. 7 total for table shower, half hour, and Boom Boom. She has very little English and I have no Mandarin, so this was not easy. The table shower was ok, not great, the massage was 5/10. No CBJ, but some nursing which was nice. The Boom Boom was pretty good with three positions and a decent finish. She then told me her name was Lucy, not LeeLee. I think LeeLee may have been there but was not working yet. Also, this is a Chinese run outfit, not Korean.

So not bad dream. Not as good as yours. As always, YMMV and be nice to the ladies.

But every lady is going to get what they can. The Leelee I saw hadn't been here long, No extra for shower table, And just the extra Benji for everything, CBJ cfs. She did tell me she was Korean. Thanks for this info so I can be prepared should I venture down that way again.

**RockSwithSalt** · 12-23-21 17:58

Originally Posted by HighwayGuy [View Original Post]

That sounds pretty awful. Does this place have a name? I'd like to know where to avoid without having to decode the street address. Ha.

The place is "currently" called Moon Spa on Rubmaps but has gone by other names. I have been there several times over several years but not in the last 6 month. They have had changes in staff but I never experienced the type of service reported.

**OldBoomer** · 12-23-21 16:39

Originally Posted by Orpheus60 [View Original Post]

I was hanging around in northern Virginia and had planned to try to see Ronda after the previous review that sounded fun. She responded in a timely manner and I said I was looking for an hour sometime between 5:30 and 7 she came back with 8 PM which was too late for me so I had to Nix that.

I had a couple plan b's in mind so after a little Re reading of ads I decided on this one, Which goes by the name lovely massage on Rubmaps. You can also find the on Bedpage.

The ad did not lie, was met by a cute young Korean gal with glasses, led me in, I ask for shower table she said yes 70 to the house includes shower.

In this dream the 1st good sign was she took her panties off before going to the shower room I suppose so that they wouldn't get wet, she scrubbed me down good paying attention to all critical areas, I imagined the 2nd good sign that while I was drying off she was cleaning her cooch with the shower head and soap. Back to the room a Soso massage with some good teasing and reaching under, At the flip I then dreamed she said boom boom was another ben, I said certainly. Not much English. Cute body, a little belly starting, nothing too much. Nice ass, breasts perfect medium size, small Bush. Started CBJ on to CG and finish in mish.

All in all exactly what I'm looking for when visiting a parlor. Definitely had a good time. Leelee said she been here a week leaving in a month.

This place has been on my dream radar for awhile and your review got me to make a go. I called early to confirm LeeLee was there. She said, "yes this is Lee Lee".

This LeeLee was a bit older than your LeeLee. Short, tiny butt, nice face for a 40 something. No glasses.

We did the negotiation up front, offering the house. 7 and another C note for "Boom Boom" she laughed and said, no Boom Boom would be 1. 4 over the house and $10 extra for the table shower total 2. 2. Well that is a Rhonda fee and this "LeeLee" is no Rhonda. So after a bit of back and forth and we settled on $1. 7 total for table shower, half hour, and Boom Boom. She has very little English and I have no Mandarin, so this was not easy. The table shower was ok, not great, the massage was 5/10. No CBJ, but some nursing which was nice. The Boom Boom was pretty good with three positions and a decent finish. She then told me her name was Lucy, not LeeLee. I think LeeLee may have been there but was not working yet. Also, this is a Chinese run outfit, not Korean.

So not bad dream. Not as good as yours. As always, YMMV and be nice to the ladies.

**HighwayGuy** · 12-23-21 14:36

Originally Posted by DCKing [View Original Post]

Been a while since I have visited an AMP, went to the spot at 46X Herndon pkwy. Older lady opened the door, I was hoping she wouldn't be my person. Made me wait 20 minutes, she said it would be 10 minutes. I wasn't into it at all, she was probably close to 60 years old, not very attractive and gave an awful massage. Asked me if I am horny I said no, I told her a few times to lighten up on the pressure, it just didn't feel good. Eventually a better looking lady came through, gave me 20 dollars of my 60 back. After 15 minutes the massage ended, and I gave her the 20 they gave me back as a tip.

That sounds pretty awful. Does this place have a name? I'd like to know where to avoid without having to decode the street address. Ha.

**DCKing** · 12-23-21 10:29

Been a while since I have visited an AMP, went to the spot at 46X Herndon pkwy. Older lady opened the door, I was hoping she wouldn't be my person. Made me wait 20 minutes, she said it would be 10 minutes. I wasn't into it at all, she was probably close to 60 years old, not very attractive and gave an awful massage. Asked me if I am horny I said no, I told her a few times to lighten up on the pressure, it just didn't feel good. Eventually a better looking lady came through, gave me 20 dollars of my 60 back. After 15 minutes the massage ended, and I gave her the 20 they gave me back as a tip.

**OldManRose** · 12-22-21 18:11

Has an extra hour so went to K at Glebe and Lee. I was met by Ivy and told she only had a HR so why not. Got ready and she came in down dressed from the meeting and gave one of the worst massages I have ever had. About 10-15 min in she says flip and play with my legs. She then asks if I want more I say what and she say HJ and. 8 I say no way and we end session she did not expect and I did not leave a tip. I have several places I go where I get a good massage and a lot more then she offered and just a little better tip. Will not return. The fellow waiting seemed to have say he had better luck there.

**TheDrowned** · 12-22-21 14:15

I've been a frequent flyer, or swimmer in the pond that is known as smooth water spa for many years.

Currently the spa is operated by two lovely ladies.

Kiki and Angela.

If you want a good massage, Kiki is definitely the one you want to see. She also provides in my opinion, a better service finish. She's got a great rack and she's absolutely gorgeous given her age. She's a sweetheart and will leave you feeling satisfied.

Angela is much younger and the massage isn't as good, but this girl is naturally beautiful. She's only 21. A rarity here in NOVA. She's beautiful but lazy. She will do standard NOVA and if you get her on a good day she will let you lift up her top. She has a fantastic natural rack, but she's not really into giving extras. You won't get her to do more but if you want to appreciate having a 20 why / o hot Chinese college student jerking your jerry. Angela is the ticket.

I still prefer the days before the pandemic if any of you mongers remember Mia, that women was hot, had a nice rack, and would totally get into the finish by making out with you DFK. Sometimes would let you pull down her panties and finger her wet p $$why. Always wanted to give her a go FS, but the spa has always been just NOVA+ but in my opinion Mia was the pinnacle of that!

But $.2 gets you a pretty good deal here .7 + .5 tip

Water forgets the names TheDrowned.

**MentalMijit** · 12-21-21 21:27

Originally Posted by HighwayGuy [View Original Post]

Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other.

Oh, Royal brings back memories. I hit it off with Michelle and she gave me her number. We ended up meeting on a Saturday afternoon and I dropped her off at her place on a Sunday afternoon. The 90's were a fantastic time, only set me back the cost of meals. Eventually, the big head took over and I didn't see her again, but it was a memorable weekend.

**Johnnyjeffers** · 12-21-21 20:48

Originally Posted by HighwayGuy [View Original Post]

Ahhh yes. That place was so awesome. Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other. I want to say Royal Palace, but don't believe that's it. I think that was the name of a strip joint on Connecticut. But it definitely had the word Royal in the name. I recall seeing news footage of a raid there and it wasn't too long after that that the entire DC AMP scene died a horrible death. Man I miss those days.

Casino Royal?

**RugNKit** · 12-21-21 18:24

First stop: Headed over to Seven Corners Spa, not to be confused with Seven Therapy Massage, which is close by. I hadn't been to Seven Corners Spa previously, and it was apparently a standard (non-HE) Chinese massage place. However, the reviews were good and I needed a good massage. I saw Jennifer, a Chinese lady in her 60's at least. She was friendly and easy going. I called ahead by about a half hour and all was good. As soon as I arrived she whisked me into the room without any discussion of time or anything. OK, no problem. The room was pleasantly warm and the table was nice and wide with a soft pillow, covered with a sheet and blanket. I stripped down and got under the covers. Jennifer asked where my stress was and if I wanted softer or harder. I chose harder and was not disappointed. The term "No pain, no gain" comes to mind. The massage was really excellent. Certainly in the lifetime top ten. Like I said, painful at times, but she really loosened up my back and shoulder muscles and pretty much everywhere else. And she hit all the spots too. Really great scalp massage as well. Since I hadn't been there before, I wondered if there might be a chance of HE even though I doubted it. There was not, but the mystery was fun anyway. It was 70 for just over an hour plus a tip. Money well spent. Really nice atmosphere and outstanding service. Interestingly, during the massage, a man called and apparently made an appointment for a two hour 4 hands massage on Thursday. Will probably repeat.

Interlude: Well, massage was great, but thought I would head to an AMP for another round. So I stopped at Gom Ba Woo restaurant in Annandale for a late lunch. I like this place. Rather small, but really nice atmosphere and friendly service. It was fairly busy considering it was about 2:30 in the afternoon. I went for the Duk Mandu Guk (Korean Rice Cake and Dumpling Soup). It was really excellent and came with 5 sides for 17. Plus, I don't typically enjoy the garlic breath at Korean AMPs, so I thought I'd indulge in some heavy garlic beforehand to even things out. That seemed to work well, for me anyway.

Spa Sung: I headed over to Spa Sung on Backlick afterwards. I didn't call ahead. I was met at the door by a somewhat petite 50 something with long black hair and pleasingly plump breasts. I found out later her name was Shoji (SHOW-JEE). She was the only one there. She looked pretty good to me although here attitude wasn't the best. I went for an hour at 80. Started off with the TS, which was pretty good, kind of a nail scrub. She put me in the sauna for a bit. I like the Sauna but it wasn't hot enough, only about 140 degrees. Actually the whole place was a bit cooler than I like. Back to the room, the massage table is good size with a mirror along one wall, nice touch. There is a fake fireplace at the foot end of the table as well. The place is really quite clean. She asked "Medium ok? I said yes. She gave quite a decent massage with good pressure, although didn't use oil. I like the way her long hair brushed me during the massage. She commenced with the light finger touch and asked what I wanted. We negotiated a tip of 120. She provided naked CBJ. Overall it was a bit robotic, but she did a very good job, she really took it all in with enthusiasm. It didn't take long to reach a finale. Only downside was she went directly for the CBJ and so I didn't get much of a chance to play with her boobs. Afterwards, she gave quite a good scalp and body massage. It was a satisfying experience, despite her luke-warm attitude, and I will probably return.

**Bunker Buster** · 12-21-21 17:33

Originally Posted by DCRaider [View Original Post]

It was great when they were in the sports section, they were really legit with the talent. NY Ave even had a Jacuzzi for awhile. Got in late at night with two girls and had a blast. The prices were reasonable, $160 was my constant and was great everywhere.

I can't remember the year, but a girl I saw at NY Ave (she may have been Thai or Malaysian) asked if I could take her to BWI, and would have some free time before her flight. I ended up giving her a driving tour of DC monuments, and took her into that huge record store that was on the GWU campus (maybe Tower Records?) for her to get some CDs. I think we grabbed some coffee, then I drove her up to BWI and dropped her off.

Nowadays, even though the trip to the airport was at her suggestion, I wasn't acting as the spa's employee or contractor, and I wasn't paid, I'd be charged with "trafficking" for that ride. She was free to go wherever she wanted, I saw her passport in her hands, and mamasan didn't ask me to report back. She said she was on her way to Vegas to take a vacation, and I still have no reason to doubt her.

**HighwayGuy** · 12-20-21 23:03

Originally Posted by Jackbenimble17 [View Original Post]

... There was another AMP across from Ford's Theater that was fun (forget the name).

Ahhh yes. That place was so awesome. Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other. I want to say Royal Palace, but don't believe that's it. I think that was the name of a strip joint on Connecticut. But it definitely had the word Royal in the name. I recall seeing news footage of a raid there and it wasn't too long after that that the entire DC AMP scene died a horrible death. Man I miss those days.

**DC Raider** · 12-20-21 18:28

Originally Posted by EnderPete [View Original Post]

I miss the golden days of DC. There were so many great places. I was a frequent visitor of the one near dupont circle up three flights of stairs. I was there enough that the mamasan knew me well and would always give me the best new girls when they arrived, it was amazing.

It was great when they were in the sports section, they were really legit with the talent. NY Ave even had a Jacuzzi for awhile. Got in late at night with two girls and had a blast. The prices were reasonable, $160 was my constant and was great everywhere.