Massage Parlor Reports

**cheapguy** · 12-20-21 19:36

I went to the famous Fish and Chips and had a great time with Lucy. She was very bubbly and I did not find her looks to be at all offensive. I am a much older guy that went to a house if ill repute in the late 1960's when I was 17. To say I have been in the hobby for a long time is an understatement.

For you youngsters, Lucy will probably not be for you. There was I time when I was ready to perform at a moments notice and just a few good photos would put me at ready. You will find, as you age, that it takes more stimulation and even some medication to get you ready for action. This is why I avoid the young women who want to get it over a quick as possible to move on to the next one. I like the fact that Lucy and other older providers take their time and are not rushing you to completion to get the next client in.

I was pleasantly surprised at her looks as I expected a very unattractive gal. Although she is not a 10 in looks, neither am I and I found her to be better than average in appearance. Her enthusiasm and performance were a solid 10. I am under no illusion that I am anything special but I felt like a king during our session. It is all about the experience and I give Lucy top honors for that. I will return.

I was going to tip .8 but decided on a full $ due to the experience.

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-20-21 16:15

How big of an "above and beyond" Christmas tip will you give to your fav AMP girl? I was thinking maybe $40 but $100 also crossed my mind. Thoughts?

**OCRanger** · 12-20-21 14:45

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

Melanie at Havana is melody at palms.

**MongerMan37** · 12-20-21 13:02

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

I second this. Could you please let us know how to get in contact with Melanie or Kat as you mentioned she goes by now? You mentioned an Instagram. Can you share the Instagram or if she has a posting on PD or Rubratings, please share. The only Kat I know of is Latina.

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-20-21 02:22

Originally Posted by SkinnyDugan [View Original Post]

Women don't "pee through their pussy". The Uretha is just below the clit.

Skinny. Defining "pussy" as just the clitoris is a new spin for me. I've always seen "pussy" as the whole taco, including clitoris, urethra and introitus. To each his own ... or maybe her own.

**FrankSmith666** · 12-19-21 21:18

Anyone know of a Latina massage parlor that's BBFS?

**Skinny Dugan** · 12-19-21 21:07

Women don't "pee through their pussy". The Uretha is just below the clit.

[wAQt0 NGhQUOTE=NiceGuy99;5686418]Innovation. This should be easy as it seems she is not currently operating out of an AMP. Introduce pussy and cock washing into your routine. If a shower is available, use that. If not a squeeze bottle with warm water works fine. No soap, as that can destroy good bacteria and cause probs. Gently wash and massage her pussy. Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going. [ / QUOTE].

**Taws6** · 12-19-21 16:31

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going.

La-La-La. HMMMM, I can't hear you! Don't destroy the illusion!

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-19-21 16:00

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

I swore her off a few times before because she's no spring chicken, but the main reason is, her pussy kinda smells like urine often. I went down on her a few times during this period, although she seem clean again her pussy doesn't taste fresh like most other gals. She's decent looking, and nice enough, but I don't really like my mouth to taste like pee when I'm done. Am I fortunate to have a good thing going and should I just grin and bear it? Or just keep moving on?

Innovation. This should be easy as it seems she is not currently operating out of an AMP. Introduce pussy and cock washing into your routine. If a shower is available, use that. If not a squeeze bottle with warm water works fine. No soap, as that can destroy good bacteria and cause probs. Gently wash and massage her pussy. Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going.

**CubeBrick** · 12-19-21 13:18

I've been seeing a provider whom I met at a place on Euclid Ball that's no longer open for around 5 years. She is in the 55-62 year range and the reason I been seeing her for so long is because she let's me go BBFS cum on body, and sometimes when she's turned on she lets me cum inside.

I swore her off a few times before because she's no spring chicken, but the main reason is, her pussy kinda smells like urine often. I went down on her a few times during this period, although she seem clean again her pussy doesn't taste fresh like most other gals. She's decent looking, and nice enough, but I don't really like my mouth to taste like pee when I'm done. My thought is she must be taking Vitamin B or something that causes her snatch to smell and taste like asparagus. Am I fortunate to have a good thing going and should I just grin and bear it? Or just keep moving on?

**Grimmy23** · 12-19-21 13:01

Originally Posted by BigTitsMcGee [View Original Post]

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys!

She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

**Lift Her Up** · 12-19-21 11:34

Originally Posted by Bigtitsmcgee [View Original Post]

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, . . .

Welcome to this forum, glad you found us. Thanks for your informative first post.

Lift Her Up.

**BigTitsMcGee** · 12-19-21 06:48

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys!

**Kaizoboi** · 12-18-21 18:51

Originally Posted by YellowFinTuna [View Original Post]

HH used to be my ATF with a girl named Tina about 18 month ago but Tina left and now they're terrible. Almost worse than a legit massage or self service. I visited 3 times in the last 18 months and it was terrible each time. Bad everything. I wonder how this place stays in business.

Yesss! I totally remember Tina. She's mainly the reason I kept coming back here.

Actually, I popped my mongering cherry at this place. I had always gone to CMTs, but insurance for reason stopped giving me coverage for massage therapy, so I had to start resorting to AMPs. Always kinda heard of HE joints, but thought it was more of a joke and didn't think it came so easily. One of my friends even took me to a joint in Monterey Park. He spoke with them in Taiwanese about HE and they all laughed. (I only found this site shortly after).

First trip to HH, while on the table, I had my underwear on. She tried to take them off, but I stopped her. Just legit massage. Later on, I'm thinking, "why am I stopping her from doing her job?" So next trip, I got to be ready. Pants off, dance off! Skinny little minnie named Kitty comes in and gives me a very delicate massage. On the flip, she waves her hands over my stomach and asks, "you want?" I was like, a stomach massage, "uh, if you want to. " She looked confused, "uh, I want to? No, do you want?" But now she's pointing lower. "Oh, okay sure," not knowing tipping etiquette, I ask and she reluctantly tells me the standard for the HJ.

This place was great because it was 30 hr and 40 HJ with no negotiating and most of the time, it was tip afterwards. But, soon after I saw newer girls and they were just hustling. Doing the old, 'let me get you hard first, then we'll talk tip' and they all wanted 60. And if you tried to negotiate, they acted like they didn't understand what you're saying. I haven't been back in years.

**SlickJJ** · 12-18-21 12:59

Good session with Lucy. She said she was 31 yrs old and looked to be around that. Massage was ok. Kinda hard and left my back a little sore. Maybe next time tell her to ease up. She was wearing a cute little dress that she lowered and hiked up when the time came. She offered a handy but asked her for more and she said sure. Told me how much and it was a quick negotiation. The CBJ was great. She almost finished me with that so I told her to stop. We did a few positions. She was vocal and acting really good. I liked the moaning as the girls I had before were just silent. Entrace was 40 and tip was 120. I definitely will be back. Got to try a few suggestions from you guys first tho.