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[PriscillaM]

You seeing girls from Crystals Angels? Bro these days the girls on her page are 33-43 who have old used loose kitty!

They don't have the tight, 21-24 year olds on that website anymore. Which is sad.

You nailed it totally sad agency now.

[DreamFreez]

So I paid 500 the other day to a well known Russian agency.

The performance lately has been really bad. And I am very close to imposing a death penalty on this agency.

Anyhow for 500 the girl did not even want me to take a shower, which is de riguer in this pad.

She kind of said you want shower, I said I will wash up and I then walk in the toidy and there is not even a monger towel waiting. So I asked for a towel, she gave me some fucken bounty so I just washed my hands.

I get nekkid and she strokes my dick and immediately goes for a condom. I saw the downward vector pretty clearly, and there was not even a CBJ.

But, I figure I would show her a little of my kung fu and see how long she could take me hate fucking her.

We did mish for a bit, but she was not really moving much.

So we went to doggy and there was some decent push back.

I did not really ram her too hard, but just kind of fucked around back there with a little mc hammer type moves.

And then, she did something truly ingenious. Kind of like Einstein's thought experiment about the guy falling off the ladder.

She said. As she is prone in doggy "it is very painful".

Now, as you know, I have stated on numerous occasions that I have a 10 inch Maglite. But I am not under oath and one time I measured my penor and it was something less than six inches. Fuck, it was something less than five inches I think.

So, it was not my shlong, but rather her acting.

Call me the last of the romantics, but when a girl says fucking in painful, well, it is a turn off.

So, I summoned all my mental powers and managed to shoot in the bag for the first time since the pandemic (except for Laurenb. I am able to pop in the latex for her in flat fast doggie).

But the "painful" remark was really brilliant.

You seeing girls from Crystals Angels? Bro these days the girls on her page are 33-43 who have old used loose kitty!

They don't have the tight, 21-24 year olds on that website anymore. Which is sad.

[PriscillaM]

So I paid 500 the other day to a well known Russian agency.

The performance lately has been really bad. And I am very close to imposing a death penalty on this agency.

Anyhow for 500 the girl did not even want me to take a shower, which is de riguer in this pad.

She kind of said you want shower, I said I will wash up and I then walk in the toidy and there is not even a monger towel waiting. So I asked for a towel, she gave me some fucken bounty so I just washed my hands.

I get nekkid and she strokes my dick and immediately goes for a condom. I saw the downward vector pretty clearly, and there was not even a CBJ.

But, I figure I would show her a little of my kung fu and see how long she could take me hate fucking her.

We did mish for a bit, but she was not really moving much.

So we went to doggy and there was some decent push back.

I did not really ram her too hard, but just kind of fucked around back there with a little mc hammer type moves.

And then, she did something truly ingenious. Kind of like Einstein's thought experiment about the guy falling off the ladder.

She said. As she is prone in doggy "it is very painful".

Now, as you know, I have stated on numerous occasions that I have a 10 inch Maglite. But I am not under oath and one time I measured my penor and it was something less than six inches. Fuck, it was something less than five inches I think.

So, it was not my shlong, but rather her acting.

Call me the last of the romantics, but when a girl says fucking in painful, well, it is a turn off.

So, I summoned all my mental powers and managed to shoot in the bag for the first time since the pandemic (except for Laurenb. I am able to pop in the latex for her in flat fast doggie).

But the "painful" remark was really brilliant.

[SuelyBrah]

I've seen this girl before. Yea she's not as hot as her photos, or in general, just ok looking. But she's very accommodating and sweet. She will work with you and don't have a bitchy attitude. That part matters to me a lot.

This is another Latina who's been posting for like a decade. I have been craving non-Asian meats lately, and I don't want to spend 500, so I took the plunge. 160/ hhr for non-GFE, like the old days. It's definitely her in the pics, but those pics are old and touched up. She's not bad looking, but she doesn't look nearly as good as the pics. She's very skinny, has no curves, and her top front teeth are a little crooked. She has a slight lisp. But honestly, I wouldn't say she's bad looking. She's also clean. She has a super beautiful pussy that I would have eaten if it were an option. She's pretty chill and down to earth. She's like that chick who you're down to blaze, eat, and fuck with, but who you'd never make your GF.

She tried getting me up with her hand at first. It wasn't working. I wasn't very turned on by her off the bat. Then she put on the hat and got going. It was covered, but the BJ was fucking great and got my guy up to full attention. After that, I pounded her missionary, doggy, then missionary again where I busted in the bag. She seemed to enjoy it. I did, too. No rushing, no complaints, good dirty talk. One funny thing is that she kept a couple fingers on my cock at all times, but she was not impeding my entry; I pounded her balls deep for a good twenty minutes. I suppose she was just making sure the hat stayed on.

[SuelyBrah]

She probably hd review specials before. These kids aren't that desperate and simping this much these days are they? Hope not!

There's another girl in Pd goes bt AlexisRay? Something like that. She post in La, Glendale area all the time with 300+ reviews. I've seen her for a qv at 120. She definitely not of any quality. Seems pretty stuck up and feels pretty limited. Would not recommend nor repeat. Lots of these girls would start their pd profile with "review specials."

She has 119 pussy eating, clout chasing, throne sniffing reviews. She looks like a mental health professional from one flew over the cuckoos nest.

[FlakeUmms]

Anyone have any recommendations on finding girls that actually look like their photos?

I'm tired of booking with what I think is an 8 or a 9 and showing up to a 5 LOL. I'm not opposed to agencies, or paying a premium. I just honestly want to know exactly what I'm going to get when I book.

I may jump into Porn Companion soon, just because there are plenty of videos of what those girls look like haha. Any other reputable agencies you can recommend though would be great! Feel free to send a PM.

Twitter, Instagram and * Be forewarned, hoes charge more for their OF access than anyone out there so feel free to take a pass if it's ten bucks a month. Also, they're pretty bad about actually posting there and you can't arrange dates via PM.

My biggest recommendation is to google phone numbers and look at their other ads. Are the pics the same? Then there's a good chance those are the best pictures of them that exist and that's the reason they keep reusing them. If you're on Firefox, just highlight the number, right click and select search Google for.

[FiatVoluptas]

This is another Latina who's been posting for like a decade. I have been craving non-Asian meats lately, and I don't want to spend 500, so I took the plunge. 160/ hhr for non-GFE, like the old days. It's definitely her in the pics, but those pics are old and touched up. She's not bad looking, but she doesn't look nearly as good as the pics. She's very skinny, has no curves, and her top front teeth are a little crooked. She has a slight lisp. But honestly, I wouldn't say she's bad looking. She's also clean. She has a super beautiful pussy that I would have eaten if it were an option. She's pretty chill and down to earth. She's like that chick who you're down to blaze, eat, and fuck with, but who you'd never make your GF.

She tried getting me up with her hand at first. It wasn't working. I wasn't very turned on by her off the bat. Then she put on the hat and got going. It was covered, but the BJ was fucking great and got my guy up to full attention. After that, I pounded her missionary, doggy, then missionary again where I busted in the bag. She seemed to enjoy it. I did, too. No rushing, no complaints, good dirty talk. One funny thing is that she kept a couple fingers on my cock at all times, but she was not impeding my entry; I pounded her balls deep for a good twenty minutes. I suppose she was just making sure the hat stayed on. Weird, but didn't get in the way. I might repeat in a pinch for the price, but in general, she's not my type and doesn't look as good as the pics.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ch/Coco_Chanel

[Bobby O]

This is the best thread on USASG by far!

[PriscillaM]

There's no way in hell that girl is 33.43? Yes I believe it. But 33 no way.

She has 119 pussy eating, clout chasing, throne sniffing reviews. She looks like a mental health professional from one flew over the cuckoos nest.

[SuelyBrah]

There's no way in hell that girl is 33.43? Yes I believe it. But 33 no way.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...christielamour

This is a girl that I would never even approach in real life. She looks like she needs to be the subject of an LPS conservatorship.

Her body indicates she has done some of those 33 years in a fucken road gang.

And she is at 450?

I monger to find gals who if it was real life and I was on fire, they would throw me a match.

[SuelyBrah]

Oh yess girls catfishing hardcore. I booked with a girl name Starr on PD. She didn't post any pic of her body (huge red flag) but stupid me read the perfect 5 star reviews (never trust them again) and booked her. Got to her hotel and ***** was fat as a whale. I said no thanks, walked out. And then. The entitle pig sent me a wave of hate and shaming messages LOL.

Anyone have any recommendations on finding girls that actually look like their photos?

I'm tired of booking with what I think is an 8 or a 9 and showing up to a 5 LOL. I'm not opposed to agencies, or paying a premium. I just honestly want to know exactly what I'm going to get when I book.

I may jump into Porn Companion soon, just because there are plenty of videos of what those girls look like haha. Any other reputable agencies you can recommend though would be great! Feel free to send a PM.

[PriscillaM]

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...christielamour

This is a girl that I would never even approach in real life. She looks like she needs to be the subject of an LPS conservatorship.

Her body indicates she has done some of those 33 years in a fucken road gang.

And she is at 450?

I monger to find gals who if it was real life and I was on fire, they would throw me a match.

This girl, I never drink, but if I did, I assume that I would not even fuck her stoned.

[LAPartner]

Anyone have any recommendations on finding girls that actually look like their photos?

I'm tired of booking with what I think is an 8 or a 9 and showing up to a 5 LOL. I'm not opposed to agencies, or paying a premium. I just honestly want to know exactly what I'm going to get when I book.

I may jump into Porn Companion soon, just because there are plenty of videos of what those girls look like haha. Any other reputable agencies you can recommend though would be great! Feel free to send a PM.

[PriscillaM]

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...a-Monica/River

I think I saw this delusional beast's ad when she was at 500? Now she is at 800.

She has this one picture where it looks like her ass sat on a bag of acorns. I assume she is much fatter.

The market for pussy is totally bizarre, it is almost like these fatties are searching for an alternative market.

It is like when I watch youtube and I get ads for guys who want me to drink mud instead of coffee, ads for republicans or democrats, ads for ben Shapiro, ads for ball hair trimmers and I am like is there some subspecies who is interested in any of this?

I will give her this, her bullshit info page https://exp-river.com/info was likely written by Mueller. And her screening request form https://exp-river.com/lets-play is better written than the vaccine questionnaire.

[SuelyBrah]

Haven't seen her. But if you look up her number on Mr. Number app, it says the number is registered under the name "Johny Labrata" in Inglewood lmao.

Anyone have a 411 on this beauty? I swear I've seen her pictures before and it looks like a new profile. Possible move on from a previous handle with bad reviews?

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...Hills/MilaAmor