Massage Parlor Reports

**Meshugga** · 09-20-21 18:36

Originally Posted by Tjinla2001 [View Original Post]

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

You're channeling Walter "I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet" from Big Lebowski.

**NailBoiz1** · 09-20-21 18:30

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

Visited 2 x.

1 x Candy took care of me. HE and allowed me to FOV. But that was it, basically hiked her dress up and pulled her panties off. It was OK. She did enjoy my massaging her pussy.

1 x Tina took care of me. HE with her exposing her left breast. I fondled that tit (natural) but only allowed me to massage her pussy with her panties on.

Both ladies were in their 40's.

Still trying to visit Linda.

I saw Linda on Saturday morning. She is in her late 40's or maybe even early 50's. House fee $40 30 minutes, she did a okay massage for about 10 minutes with some okay teasing. On the flip she totally undressed and hope on and did a HE and allow DATY, finger in butt. She didn't mention price for extra, but I ended up giving her $75 and she kind of gave me the look of, I want more. I recall a previous recent post stating he only had to pay $60 for extra and that included 69. Not sure exactly what he meant by 69, as in BBBJ or just in the 69 position. Either way, nothing here to consider coming back to. I enjoy Bamboo much better. For $35 I get an hour massage and for $40 I get a nice HE.

**BigM1** · 09-20-21 15:57

Visited 2 x.

1 x Candy took care of me. HE and allowed me to FOV. But that was it, basically hiked her dress up and pulled her panties off. It was OK. She did enjoy my massaging her pussy.

1 x Tina took care of me. HE with her exposing her left breast. I fondled that tit (natural) but only allowed me to massage her pussy with her panties on.

Both ladies were in their 40's.

Still trying to visit Linda.

**HeadHunter1969** · 09-20-21 15:38

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

I don't even know where to start. All I can say is you've got major issues.

Agree 100%. Complete non sequitur!

**HeadHunter1969** · 09-20-21 15:36

Originally Posted by MongerMan37 [View Original Post]

Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

Waxing is horrible! Don't do it! Laser is the way to go, but its super expensive. PM me, I've got a place in LA that's a lot cheaper!

**HeadHunter1969** · 09-20-21 15:32

Originally Posted by Dohma22 [View Original Post]

Who do y'all recommend for the best massages? I always assume you trade FS for a good massage. To date the best massage with extras I've had was at SH in Westminster. If anyone has recs on better back rubs please share my back is killing me.

Amy at Sakura in GG. Great massage, great tease and finish. Older, but not fat. Worth it just for the massage!

**Fox4321** · 09-20-21 12:38

2 x in a week.

Mid 20's Viet girl, no English. I give her a 6. 5/10 for looks. I ask her how long the establishment been open, and she said she doesn't know and started 2 days ago. Definitely new and it showed. She skipped the BJ and went straight to doggy, Mish and then HJ ending. She was tight though and was complaining about my very average size was too big. Did not allow FIV and not much boob play since she said she was sensitive. On my way out saw a cute girl on the toilet though haha. 140 total.

Second was with jasmine / white maybe late 20's early 30's. Face was a 7/10. Flabby all over and very business like approach. Boobs were saggy. Easy going but also did not allow FIV. .160 total.

Both average experience. Def prefer the Viet girl over the other though.

**CJamesTX85** · 09-20-21 12:15

I am sure some you vets have done this but going for my first 4 hand tomorrow. I am seeing Tina who I posted about before over on edwards. Partner in crime will be Jenny. Any of you ever have a session with Jenny. This is in super small strip mall near Westminster mall near corner of edwards and Westminster. Been a few times. Tina was youngest one I seen. Late 20's I would guess. Big round man mades but they were a little too hard. Will report back but if anyone can give me some pointers on Jenny would appreciate it. If she looks like Tina will be awesome if not, not sure if it will be worth it. What's the tipping protocol. Same tip per girl or can it be different. I am sure it won't be as good as in my head but something I just need to check off the list.

**Bronco** · 09-20-21 11:06

Originally Posted by Dohma22 [View Original Post]

Who do y'all recommend for the best massages? I always assume you trade FS for a good massage. To date the best massage with extras I've had was at SH in Westminster. If anyone has recs on better back rubs please share my back is killing me.

I like Bamboo with Andy. Good solid massage with excellent handshake ending.

**BenderOver** · 09-20-21 01:42

Originally Posted by DownAssFoo123 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the tip slammer, I'll report back the next time I venture out there. PM if why'all have any personal favorites there.

Eavesdropping on Slammer and Foo's public pow-wow here, I dropped by L&L to see if there's any exploration worthy to post. Ended up getting a nice HJ session worthy of asking for more.

I wasn't sure if Slammer meant that AirBody girls were heading into L&L's space to do more, or what the intended meaning was, so I skipped AirBody and went straight to L&L's storefront. The lights were off and the door was locked at about 11 AM when they post opening at 10. As I turned around and walked away, the door quietly unlocked and opened. I walked in and was greeted by a cute milfy korean lady dressed professionally yet erotically at the same time. She had some see through business blouse on. Sexy.

She asked if I wanted a massage and I replied yes. Walked me to a nice and clean room where I got ready. I wasn't sure if she was the provider who was giving me the massage, but turned it she was. Great massage with superb teasing. Her special move is a light dickhead swirling massage that got my tip so sensitive that I had to squirm away the several times she did it. This was all while I was facing down.

On the flip, she pulled down her top and pulled down her pants for petting and feeding. No daty nor FIV was allowed as she said she was on the blood cycle. I pet pretty heavily down there and no blood. But I did find the stinkiest fucking BV smell ever. Had to wash my fingers with boiling water and Chlorox to get the smell off.

Mia.

L face with mask on 8. 5, body 8. 5 looked like a human anime character with her round manmade boobs that looked absolutely perfect. I'm a natural boob guy so this wasn't a huge turn on for me. She's probably 35 to 40 years based on what I could tell with the mask on. Never saw her remove the mask.

A 5 business like usual.

S massage, teasing around my ass, nuts, and cock. Flip and a satisfying HJ with feeding and FOV.

E 40+60 hr.

Are I'm going to say yes for now with plans to do more exploring. If things go stale, I'll change my rating in a future review.

Slammer, you made a point that you have to know WHO to take over to L&L for more than HJ. Give me a few suggestions please. Thank you.

**BenderOver** · 09-20-21 01:28

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Gals are too old dude, doesn't worth it, I'd just go and jerk off tbh.

Maybe that's what he wants. I've been there 3 times and I'd say that's enough for the rest of my life.

Any random gal there will usually get the following laser:

L face 4 body 4. Looks like a mainland Chinese factory worker, about 45, body looks like my grandmother.

A 7. Nice people.

S BBBJ, BBFS, bbgrk, cia.

E 50+100 or 40+100, I don't remember.

Are If you're still thinking about going, you've got serious issues. Not recommending, just referring. Will not repeat.

**HeadorTail** · 09-19-21 23:31

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Do you see where it says "Report Post?"

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**BigBoDonk** · 09-19-21 20:28

Any idea which MP has such providers?

**BigBoDonk** · 09-19-21 20:28

Originally Posted by Jed1172 [View Original Post]

Coming into town for a quick visit and was wondering which is better, the old F&C in Westminster or newer F&C off of Warner? I've visited the old F&C in the past and kinda enjoyed the older, freer gals working there. Any input is greatly appreciated.

Gals are too old dude, doesn't worth it, I'd just go and jerk off tbh.