Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadorTail]

Was in the mood for a change of pace from my weekly Bamboo so went to Happy Feet. PPS was so confused by my request for two girls. Has he never heard of this? Asked for Cindy plus whoever they chose for number 2. House fee 30 each. Cindy is about 40 and cute, but just a little plump. Girl 2 was chubby, maybe chubby plus a bit. Didn't bother getting her name, as I doubt I'll see her again. Cindy took my legs and chubby took my back. Wish they had switched, as Cindy usually gives a good back massage. Not much teasing by either one but did get hot stone treatment. On the flip, Cindy took the pole while chubby took my chest. Neither objected to roaming, although neither dropped their tops. Cindy usually pulls her britches down for me, perhaps she's shy around her co-conspirator. A little bit of a jack hammer, not like Bamboo where it's slow and easy. After clean up Cindy took the feet while chubby rubbed my neck and I snored. Tipped 50 to Cindy and 40 to chubby. Not a bad experience but probably won't repeat. They clearly had no experience with this situation and didn't know how to share a man.

Michael, the PPS, is confused by most things. Cindy is mid 40's and open to anything but a BBBJ. Angela gives a good massage there.

[Grimmy23]

Well my excitement for the 4 hands got the better of me. Went today actually as Tina worked today as well. Got there and the second could of been her way older sister. Plus she doesn't condone naked time so to a wouldn't get naked but said she would still do solo. I was so set on the 4 I said another time which didn't make her happy and now I feel I burnt that bridge. Oh well. Then lost my fantasy football by 1 flipping point because Aaron Jones scores 4 tds so went out to softly massage as the mamasan on ig and I had been going back and forth. I knew the pic was not right but the reality was solid and better so was stoked. Massage started and I have had some pretty shorty massages but this takes the cake and it isn't even a full service place. And she wanted $60 for handy (down from $100) and wanted a full $100 just to flash. At this point I was so over it and actually got up and got dressed and walked out and she still sat there waiting for a tip. I was like fuck that. You gave me a 3 min half ass massage if you could even call it that and told me to flip. Will try again tomorrow. Anyone info on moon or happy face on what I can expect. I don't need full service. Love a nice massage with a great release by a nice body asian willing to show.

Never had a good experience there. Diana is good looking but shitty, rushed service. Lotus across the street is a little bit better. I've never gotten more than topless HJ there, but all the girls I've had there have been good looking Viets. I've just never been able to get their pants down, no matter how hard I've tried.

If you just want HJ and want to see everything, try New in Cypress (Ball and Walker). The girls are mostly in their 40's and range from meh to kinda cute, but for 40 + 40 you get an unrushed massage with HE and they don't resist when you pull their top up and pants down.

[Runon99]

...Then lost my fantasy football by 1 flipping point because Aaron Jones scores 4 tds so went out to softly massage...

Well I had the flip side of that experience. Trailing very badly going into MNF but I had three players in the game: Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Jones, and Robert Tonyan. You can imagine my excitement. Celebrated after with a massage from a big (fake) titted Taiwanese gal in denim shorts who was happy to slip them off and stick her muff in my face. The thrill of victory indeed.

[CJamesTX85]

Well my excitement for the 4 hands got the better of me. Went today actually as Tina worked today as well. Got there and the second could of been her way older sister. Plus she doesn't condone naked time so to a wouldn't get naked but said she would still do solo. I was so set on the 4 I said another time which didn't make her happy and now I feel I burnt that bridge. Oh well. Then lost my fantasy football by 1 flipping point because Aaron Jones scores 4 tds so went out to softly massage as the mamasan on ig and I had been going back and forth. I knew the pic was not right but the reality was solid and better so was stoked. Massage started and I have had some pretty shorty massages but this takes the cake and it isn't even a full service place. And she wanted $60 for handy (down from $100) and wanted a full $100 just to flash. At this point I was so over it and actually got up and got dressed and walked out and she still sat there waiting for a tip. I was like fuck that. You gave me a 3 min half ass massage if you could even call it that and told me to flip. Will try again tomorrow. Anyone info on moon or happy face on what I can expect. I don't need full service. Love a nice massage with a great release by a nice body asian willing to show.

[Hornilius69]

Was in the mood for a change of pace from my weekly Bamboo so went to Happy Feet. PPS was so confused by my request for two girls. Has he never heard of this? Asked for Cindy plus whoever they chose for number 2. House fee 30 each. Cindy is about 40 and cute, but just a little plump. ....

Cindy is in her 70's at least. Are you sure that she's in her 40 ish?

[Lift Her Up]

Recently I checked out Cloud Massage in Orange (not to be confused with Cloud 9 in Westminster). To my knowledge it's fairly new . . .

Having found 111 closed, I thought I'd try this place, based on Pacom's promising review.

I stood in the tiny lobby for well over five minutes, ringing the bells on the door a little, calling out once, but no one came to the counter. I spent my time reading the eleven official-looking certifications on the wall, and the Vietnamese names on them.

As I was leaving, one of you guys came up to the door. So I should also say, I went by here a few days ago for a walk-by scope-out, something I generally do prior to going in for real, and as I walked past another of you guys came out the door. Once in a while I see one of you going in or coming out, but never ever has it been two times out of two visits. That, plus the staff apparently being tied up (figuratively) while I waited is something to keep in mind. A heavily visited place means the service is great, but having a heavy clientele has other drawbacks.

All in all, a waste of a couple of C pills, but not really a waste if any of you gets something out of these two reports.

Lift Her Up.

[Lift Her Up]

I thought it was time for me to give something back to my friends on this board, so I decided to try Suite 111 near Warner and Fairview. It had received maybe mixed reviews in the past, but hadn't been commented on for a while. Possibly the situation had improved, I thought, and good or bad it would be helpful to give my friends and update.

Turns out, it's closed. Another tenant in the building said they left about three months ago. Too bad, it was a nice discrete location.

Lift Her Up.

[Meshugga]

Visited here recently, looking for a good massage as my regular place was busy. Saw Eva, 40's ish, average body. Very pleasant girl. Massage was decent, but not memorable. She did spend time teasing every once in a while during the time I was face down. After the flip, she pretty quickly went to the HE. Needed instruction as she was trying to jackhammer. OTC roaming was ok, but that was it.

She got the job done, and I would return to see her again in a pinch, but wouldn't go out of my way. Damage 60/40.

[Meshugga]

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

You're channeling Walter "I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet" from Big Lebowski.

[NailBoiz1]

Visited 2 x.

1 x Candy took care of me. HE and allowed me to FOV. But that was it, basically hiked her dress up and pulled her panties off. It was OK. She did enjoy my massaging her pussy.

1 x Tina took care of me. HE with her exposing her left breast. I fondled that tit (natural) but only allowed me to massage her pussy with her panties on.

Both ladies were in their 40's.

Still trying to visit Linda.

I saw Linda on Saturday morning. She is in her late 40's or maybe even early 50's. House fee $40 30 minutes, she did a okay massage for about 10 minutes with some okay teasing. On the flip she totally undressed and hope on and did a HE and allow DATY, finger in butt. She didn't mention price for extra, but I ended up giving her $75 and she kind of gave me the look of, I want more. I recall a previous recent post stating he only had to pay $60 for extra and that included 69. Not sure exactly what he meant by 69, as in BBBJ or just in the 69 position. Either way, nothing here to consider coming back to. I enjoy Bamboo much better. For $35 I get an hour massage and for $40 I get a nice HE.

[BigM1]

Visited 2 x.

1 x Candy took care of me. HE and allowed me to FOV. But that was it, basically hiked her dress up and pulled her panties off. It was OK. She did enjoy my massaging her pussy.

1 x Tina took care of me. HE with her exposing her left breast. I fondled that tit (natural) but only allowed me to massage her pussy with her panties on.

Both ladies were in their 40's.

Still trying to visit Linda.

[HeadHunter1969]

I don't even know where to start. All I can say is you've got major issues.

Agree 100%. Complete non sequitur!

[HeadHunter1969]

Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

Waxing is horrible! Don't do it! Laser is the way to go, but its super expensive. PM me, I've got a place in LA that's a lot cheaper!

[HeadHunter1969]

Who do y'all recommend for the best massages? I always assume you trade FS for a good massage. To date the best massage with extras I've had was at SH in Westminster. If anyone has recs on better back rubs please share my back is killing me.

Amy at Sakura in GG. Great massage, great tease and finish. Older, but not fat. Worth it just for the massage!

[Fox4321]

2 x in a week.

Mid 20's Viet girl, no English. I give her a 6. 5/10 for looks. I ask her how long the establishment been open, and she said she doesn't know and started 2 days ago. Definitely new and it showed. She skipped the BJ and went straight to doggy, Mish and then HJ ending. She was tight though and was complaining about my very average size was too big. Did not allow FIV and not much boob play since she said she was sensitive. On my way out saw a cute girl on the toilet though haha. 140 total.

Second was with jasmine / white maybe late 20's early 30's. Face was a 7/10. Flabby all over and very business like approach. Boobs were saggy. Easy going but also did not allow FIV. .160 total.

Both average experience. Def prefer the Viet girl over the other though.