Massage Parlor Reports

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-19-21 17:26

Originally Posted by Tjinla2001 [View Original Post]

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

I don't even know where to start. All I can say is you've got major issues.

**Tjinla2001** · 09-19-21 15:06

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

https://www.craigserotica.com/orange...ents/68101.htm

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

50,000 troops were lost so these women could come to Orange County and be just as greedy, vapid and frigid as native OC hoes.

**Romper Room** · 09-19-21 14:52

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

The place is called Miss Saigon, so it's a good guess she is Viet. LOL.

Used to go there and yes the are all Viet. Use to be a girl named Sophia and she was great. Wish I could find her again. Anybody know?

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-18-21 14:16

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

Wow that woman looks hot with that blond hair. Viet or China?

The place is called Miss Saigon, so it's a good guess she is Viet. LOL.

**Grimmy23** · 09-18-21 08:54

Originally Posted by BallIsLife [View Original Post]

I just saw 3 police cars pull up to the location with their sirens and shit. So that's a bust. Is there any other place in Cypress?

Sarang has been around for a very long time. I've seen police activity there before but it has always been unrelated to the business, like some kind of chase ending there. If it was a bust the cops wouldn't have been approaching with lights and sirens.

New Spa (Ball and Walker) is a frequent haunt of mine, but it's HJ only. Reasonable price though, and none of the girls mind if you pull their pants down / top up & undo bra. Most providers are 40 ish, some are ok looking and some are somewhat cute. Always get a decent rub with happy ending there for 40 house + 40 tip and no rush.

Down the street (Valley View and Lincoln) is Lucky. Haven't been there in ages but it's your typical AMP that offers everything.

**Heartless Jay** · 09-18-21 00:49

Originally Posted by MongerMan37 [View Original Post]

Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

I go to Contours Medical Spa on Cabot Rd in south OC. They are open but are not doing laser removal during covid. This could change any time though. Very professional place, with an actual nurse doing the treatment, so don't stroll in there thinking you can ask for HE afterwards.

**Dragon369** · 09-17-21 23:12

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

Will they ever re-open?

I pass them yesterday and it was open around 430 pm.

**SaltyDog** · 09-17-21 22:07

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

https://www.craigserotica.com/orange...ents/68101.htm

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

Wow that woman looks hot with that blond hair. Viet or China?

**Ball Is Life** · 09-17-21 21:34

I just saw 3 police cars pull up to the location with their sirens and shit. So that's a bust. Is there any other place in Cypress?

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-17-21 20:47

https://www.craigserotica.com/orange...ents/68101.htm

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

**MongerMan37** · 09-17-21 17:36

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Get a lawn mower. They cost a bit more than a regular shaver, but all I can say is try your regular shaver on your nutsack. After the first yelp you'll understand why you need the lawn mower. And once you regularly experience having a smooth ball sack you'll see that waxing is better and laser is best. Now before you laugh too hard at me for recommending smooth nuts, think about the hairiest pussy you've ever gone down on. Nasty! Mouth full of hair, blech. Now put yourself in the girl's shoes, going down on our hairy ass balls. Since I went hairless the girls, amateur and pro, have been way more eager blow job givers.

Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

**Pacom555** · 09-17-21 15:50

Recently I checked out Cloud Massage in Orange (not to be confused with Cloud 9 in Westminster). To my knowledge it's fairly new (at least I don't recall them pre-COVID). Location is one of those older multi-story business buildings with exposed "hallways" and a little courtyard in the middle. Shop itself is on the second floor and pretty small. Parking is easy.

Cindy was my provider, a fairly decent looking 40+ mid-aged viet in a tight dress and heels. She has a decent body overall, with a small round ass, but does have a distinct pooch belly. Poor english. Upon entering and seeing her, I immediately got the FS vibe, which isn't usually my M. O. , and I definitely wasn't prepared for cash-wise. So, I double checked that I could get a "massage" and she said "yes".

Massage was kinda lame, but not terrible. I gave her the green light and she did a bit of the light touch massage before having me flip. She proceeded to wake up Jr, and I pulled her tight dress up to expose her ass. I took a minute to caress that softness, before continuing the reach under to her V. She didn't flinch when my finger easily slid into her pre-lubed pussy (sure, I'll tell myself she was wet). I was having a bit of an off day, so it took a while, but I did finally got going and pulled off a finish.

It sure seems like there's more on the menu here, but glad she didn't attempt to negotiate for anything more this time. I tipped the usual 40 + a little extra for the groping and she didn't complain. If anyone else gives the place a try, give us a report.

**Slammer6008** · 09-17-21 11:53

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

I don't think so. I spoke to Rose and I think she's done with the biz. We'll see!

I think she'll still be in the game. Two many house mortgages. Unless her grandpa husband has the cash.

**Heartless Jay** · 09-17-21 00:30

Originally Posted by CitySlicker [View Original Post]

Looking for a new shaver for the nether region so I figure I reach out to my brethren here. Sometime I would get a manscape but what do you guys use or recommend as far a shaver goes? I've tried one at costco (forget the name) but have been cut and nicked a couple of times so I returned.

Thanks in advance peeps!

Wait, did you say you returned the shaver after using it on your balls? No more open box purchases for me!

**Heartless Jay** · 09-17-21 00:28

Originally Posted by CitySlicker [View Original Post]

Looking for a new shaver for the nether region so I figure I reach out to my brethren here. Sometime I would get a manscape but what do you guys use or recommend as far a shaver goes? I've tried one at costco (forget the name) but have been cut and nicked a couple of times so I returned.

Thanks in advance peeps!

Get a lawn mower. They cost a bit more than a regular shaver, but all I can say is try your regular shaver on your nutsack. After the first yelp you'll understand why you need the lawn mower. And once you regularly experience having a smooth ball sack you'll see that waxing is better and laser is best. Now before you laugh too hard at me for recommending smooth nuts, think about the hairiest pussy you've ever gone down on. Nasty! Mouth full of hair, blech. Now put yourself in the girl's shoes, going down on our hairy ass balls. Since I went hairless the girls, amateur and pro, have been way more eager blow job givers.