Massage Parlor Reports

**SaltyDog** · 09-17-21 22:07

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

https://www.craigserotica.com/orange...ents/68101.htm

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

Wow that woman looks hot with that blond hair. Viet or China?

**Ball Is Life** · 09-17-21 21:34

I just saw 3 police cars pull up to the location with their sirens and shit. So that's a bust. Is there any other place in Cypress?

**PhineasPhreak** · 09-17-21 20:47

https://www.craigserotica.com/orange...ents/68101.htm

I responded to this ad and was surprised to see the actual girls in the pictures. The 2nd 3rd and 4th pics were there over the course of several visits thr past few months. Most reviews were a bit nagging, with most mongers complaining about higher opening bid / ask prices. Anyhoo, I realized this place is nearby H Harbor, one of the more exclusive neighbourhoods. So understand. The good thing is they open late most nights when most parlors are already closed so I'm glad they are still open and running.

**MongerMan37** · 09-17-21 17:36

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Get a lawn mower. They cost a bit more than a regular shaver, but all I can say is try your regular shaver on your nutsack. After the first yelp you'll understand why you need the lawn mower. And once you regularly experience having a smooth ball sack you'll see that waxing is better and laser is best. Now before you laugh too hard at me for recommending smooth nuts, think about the hairiest pussy you've ever gone down on. Nasty! Mouth full of hair, blech. Now put yourself in the girl's shoes, going down on our hairy ass balls. Since I went hairless the girls, amateur and pro, have been way more eager blow job givers.

Can you recommend a place to get lasered? Usually I get waxed. Getting tired of having to do that though and it's hard finding someone good. I think my usual girl no longer works anymore. I'd do laser since it's permanent just don't know where to go.

**Pacom555** · 09-17-21 15:50

Recently I checked out Cloud Massage in Orange (not to be confused with Cloud 9 in Westminster). To my knowledge it's fairly new (at least I don't recall them pre-COVID). Location is one of those older multi-story business buildings with exposed "hallways" and a little courtyard in the middle. Shop itself is on the second floor and pretty small. Parking is easy.

Cindy was my provider, a fairly decent looking 40+ mid-aged viet in a tight dress and heels. She has a decent body overall, with a small round ass, but does have a distinct pooch belly. Poor english. Upon entering and seeing her, I immediately got the FS vibe, which isn't usually my M. O. , and I definitely wasn't prepared for cash-wise. So, I double checked that I could get a "massage" and she said "yes".

Massage was kinda lame, but not terrible. I gave her the green light and she did a bit of the light touch massage before having me flip. She proceeded to wake up Jr, and I pulled her tight dress up to expose her ass. I took a minute to caress that softness, before continuing the reach under to her V. She didn't flinch when my finger easily slid into her pre-lubed pussy (sure, I'll tell myself she was wet). I was having a bit of an off day, so it took a while, but I did finally got going and pulled off a finish.

It sure seems like there's more on the menu here, but glad she didn't attempt to negotiate for anything more this time. I tipped the usual 40 + a little extra for the groping and she didn't complain. If anyone else gives the place a try, give us a report.

**Slammer6008** · 09-17-21 11:53

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

I don't think so. I spoke to Rose and I think she's done with the biz. We'll see!

I think she'll still be in the game. Two many house mortgages. Unless her grandpa husband has the cash.

**Heartless Jay** · 09-17-21 00:30

Originally Posted by CitySlicker [View Original Post]

Looking for a new shaver for the nether region so I figure I reach out to my brethren here. Sometime I would get a manscape but what do you guys use or recommend as far a shaver goes? I've tried one at costco (forget the name) but have been cut and nicked a couple of times so I returned.

Thanks in advance peeps!

Wait, did you say you returned the shaver after using it on your balls? No more open box purchases for me!

**Heartless Jay** · 09-17-21 00:28

Originally Posted by CitySlicker [View Original Post]

Looking for a new shaver for the nether region so I figure I reach out to my brethren here. Sometime I would get a manscape but what do you guys use or recommend as far a shaver goes? I've tried one at costco (forget the name) but have been cut and nicked a couple of times so I returned.

Thanks in advance peeps!

Get a lawn mower. They cost a bit more than a regular shaver, but all I can say is try your regular shaver on your nutsack. After the first yelp you'll understand why you need the lawn mower. And once you regularly experience having a smooth ball sack you'll see that waxing is better and laser is best. Now before you laugh too hard at me for recommending smooth nuts, think about the hairiest pussy you've ever gone down on. Nasty! Mouth full of hair, blech. Now put yourself in the girl's shoes, going down on our hairy ass balls. Since I went hairless the girls, amateur and pro, have been way more eager blow job givers.

**YellowFinTuna** · 09-16-21 23:40

Drove by Happy Happy in Westminster the other day and it's been about a year since I last visited because of a couple previous crappy experiences. My AFT worked there for over a year before and I was hoping for a better experience and I wanted to give it a try again just in case it changed back.

It didn't change and unbelievably it was worse than last time. Had Mimi and she looked ok and the massage was about a 5 until the flip and it went downhill from there. Insisted I tip .6 up front and she would take off her top but wouldn't do it after I tipped her. Tip up front is usually a bad sign but I've never been short changed. Zero massage on the flip and jack hammer despite coaching her. Shorted me by 20 minutes too. Sad but I'll NEVER GO BACK.

**Nice Guy 99** · 09-16-21 19:59

Stopped by Tulip today. As mentioned before, I have been frequenting Bamboo for great massage and HJ but no real skin. I thought Tulip might scratch that itch without breaking the bank. I signed up for 45 m at 50 damage. Drew Linda. She has been the subject of a number of recent reports here. Nice dress, looks good, fluent English. Tulip has an upscale feel to it. Hard wall rooms with doors. Aroma therapy machine in room, hot towel machine in room, soothing music. L started with a mediocre back rub but as soon as I ran my hands up her lovely legs and performed a panty check she went into a different mode. Expert, almost mesmerizing, teasing for many minutes, very pleasant. On the flip L's leg went up on the table (also reported by others) and she guided my hand. I appreciate providers signalling what is acceptable to them. Dress tucked up exposing everything from waist down. Guided my hand inside her panties and then lost the panties. This evolved into an excellent prolonged 69 session which both participants seemed to enjoy immensely. When she finally hopped off she said "Thank you" with a big smile on her face. After the clean up there was a mediocre head massage which I finally terminated out of boredom. The only mention of a tip was just before she hopped up on the table she said "You will tip me?" and I said "Of course." I wound up tipping her 60 and she seemed satisfied. So bottom line. Tulip service is pretty similar to Sunnywell and Rainbow but with a much nicer facility and slightly lower price. Don't go to any of these aforementioned places for massage, go for extras. In my mind Bamboo is still the best value for massage with no skin and only the single standard AMP extra.

**City Slicker** · 09-16-21 18:19

Looking for a new shaver for the nether region so I figure I reach out to my brethren here. Sometime I would get a manscape but what do you guys use or recommend as far a shaver goes? I've tried one at costco (forget the name) but have been cut and nicked a couple of times so I returned.

Thanks in advance peeps!

**HeadHunter1969** · 09-16-21 17:20

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

Will they ever re-open?

I don't think so. I spoke to Rose and I think she's done with the biz. We'll see!

**BigM1** · 09-16-21 16:14

Will they ever re-open?

**Dohma22** · 09-16-21 14:20

Who do y'all recommend for the best massages? I always assume you trade FS for a good massage. To date the best massage with extras I've had was at SH in Westminster. If anyone has recs on better back rubs please share my back is killing me.