Escort Reports

**BradentonBob** · 09-07-21 15:24

Originally Posted by CaveMan55 [View Original Post]

I was stuck sleeping over in Brandon and reached out to "Hot Sexy Blonde 40 Years Old".

Her photo is at least 20 years old. I'm 56, I know a woman over 60 when I see it. She's 65 for sure.

I decided to let her stay since it was already late and mature providers are often times the very best. Not this one.

She started out trying to tell me which lights to leave on and which lights to turn off, etc. WTF? Wait, This is my party.

The CBJ was so toothy I'm surprised the c didn't tear. Really. It was the worst I've ever had. She was also unwilling to be touched anywhere. I'm a very clean cut and hygenic type of guy. Not dirty or scruffy in any way. Very tough to even get a good feel on her tits.

Not even one tiny aspect of of this woman's look or demeanor was even the least bit sensual and she could clearly care less.

It was so crummy I decided it would be easier and more enjoyable to jerk off.

So, Even before the main event I told her to get dressed and leave. This was the only request of mine she acutally fulfilled and she did that real quickly.

Were old when I first saw them 20 ish years ago. Back then she was 35. Let's do the time warp again.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 09-07-21 12:18

Well looks like my lucky day. Heading down first week in Oct. Been searching for a good provider even checking Massage parlors. The while searching them I found Lesley Cummings. I have had the pleasure of seeing her for years in the Detroit area when I was fishing tourneys. Always looked forward to my St Clair trip. This lady could really fuck an suck you dry. Now excited to get there to get reacquainted with her. Winter just got better.

**Bleeder666** · 09-07-21 10:16

Originally Posted by CaveMan55 [View Original Post]

I was stuck sleeping over in Brandon and reached out to "Hot Sexy Blonde 40 Years Old".

Her photo is at least 20 years old. I'm 56, I know a woman over 60 when I see it. She's 65 for sure.

I decided to let her stay since it was already late and mature providers are often times the very best. Not this one.

She started out trying to tell me which lights to leave on and which lights to turn off, etc. WTF? Wait, This is my party.

The CBJ was so toothy I'm surprised the c didn't tear. Really. It was the worst I've ever had. She was also unwilling to be touched anywhere. I'm a very clean cut and hygenic type of guy. Not dirty or scruffy in any way. Very tough to even get a good feel on her tits.

Not even one tiny aspect of of this woman's look or demeanor was even the least bit sensual and she could clearly care less.

It was so crummy I decided it would be easier and more enjoyable to jerk off.

So, Even before the main event I told her to get dressed and leave. This was the only request of mine she acutally fulfilled and she did that real quickly.

I don't usually write a negative review with this level of detail but this lady was kind of special. I sincerely hope this helps a few others avoid this total waste of a man's time.

This Crystal's number is 727 491 8881.

Don't Dial it.

https://tampa.skipthegames.com/femal...e/964731938164

I dreamt I recently set up an outcall with Crystal, and I can confirm every aspect of your review, right down to the demands of "TURN OFF THE LIGHTS", "IS YOUR PHONE RECORDING?" and "ARE THERE CAMERAS IN HERE??" She's obviously paranoid that her little scam will be ruined if someone takes a picture of her, revealing how she actually looks, WHICH IS A RUN DOWN OBESE OLD HAG, 65-70+ YEARS OLD!! Bingo night, anyone?? LOL.

Even if you could get past her disheveled "I'm homeless but I dressed up just for you" type of look, you can forget intimacy because her attitude just DRIPS with bitterness and vitriol, there's simply not one ounce of femininity left within her. The second she walks into your room you'll know you've made a huge mistake. She's completely dead inside, no conscious, and you can feel it the moment you're in her presence. She'll lie, cheat and steal just to make a buck. She doesn't really want you to touch her, and that's okay, because you won't want to touch her either!

I dreamed I gave her $50 just to make her leave. I never even unbuttoned my shirt. She left threatening to call the cops on my room because "she didn't like my attitude, I expected too much. "

**Tonto Monger** · 09-07-21 10:12

Originally Posted by ScooterBoy99 [View Original Post]

You're here to talk about "teamwork" and me being "rude" ?

I just went through all your 187 posts.

90 % of your posts involve you ASKING QUESTIONS, LOOKING FOR TIPS, or JUST MAKING TRIVIAL COMMENTS!

Only 10% of your posts involve some actual CONTACT you may have had with a woman, and even then the information you share is usually very limited, and confined to 2 sentences or less!

I take my life in my hands when I run the streets and scope out these motels, trailer parks and shack houses to see these girls in person.

I'm not out there just to feed information to people like you.

Sorry, man.

I don't want you on my "team".

Amen brother. Hard work and contributing to the forum is rewarded. Lazy ass, gimmee requests are annoying and ignored.

My two cents.

Tonto.

**Member #6362** · 09-07-21 09:00

I was stuck sleeping over in Brandon and reached out to "Hot Sexy Blonde 40 Years Old".

Her photo is at least 20 years old. I'm 56, I know a woman over 60 when I see it. She's 65 for sure.

I decided to let her stay since it was already late and mature providers are often times the very best. Not this one.

She started out trying to tell me which lights to leave on and which lights to turn off, etc. WTF? Wait, This is my party.

The CBJ was so toothy I'm surprised the c didn't tear. Really. It was the worst I've ever had. She was also unwilling to be touched anywhere. I'm a very clean cut and hygenic type of guy. Not dirty or scruffy in any way. Very tough to even get a good feel on her tits.

Not even one tiny aspect of of this woman's look or demeanor was even the least bit sensual and she could clearly care less.

It was so crummy I decided it would be easier and more enjoyable to jerk off.

So, Even before the main event I told her to get dressed and leave. This was the only request of mine she acutally fulfilled and she did that real quickly.

I don't usually write a negative review with this level of detail but this lady was kind of special. I sincerely hope this helps a few others avoid this total waste of a man's time.

This Crystal's number is 727 491 8881.

Don't Dial it.

https://tampa.skipthegames.com/femal...e/964731938164

**JxFactor** · 09-07-21 07:28

Originally Posted by ScooterBoy99 [View Original Post]

You're here to talk about "teamwork" and me being "rude" ?

I just went through all your 187 posts.

90 % of your posts involve you ASKING QUESTIONS, LOOKING FOR TIPS, or JUST MAKING TRIVIAL COMMENTS!

Only 10% of your posts involve some actual CONTACT you may have had with a woman, and even then the information you share is usually very limited, and confined to 2 sentences or less!

I take my life in my hands when I run the streets and scope out these motels, trailer parks and shack houses to see these girls in person.

I'm not out there just to feed information to people like you.

Sorry, man.

I don't want you on my "team".

Yea I have to agree with you, when I started out I had to do my own due diligence for the most part as I didn't even know this site existed. There has been numerous times when I decided to help a rookie and ended up having the provider report back to me that he either ran off with the money or was just downright problems. I like the whole "senior members pm for details" cause it means you have to do your part to trade info, can't just come in here on a random weekend when you're horny asking for recommendations while the veterans are out actually putting in the work wasting money and getting left on read.

**ScooterBoy99** · 09-07-21 00:59

Originally Posted by Andry [View Original Post]

That was a Rude Answer. You know what, I've been in the game A Few years sometimes I Ask the same question He Just Asked. If fine To Ask, A Good Recommendation is always Good That's part of Our teamwork To Help Us Out And Stay away out of trouble With LEO, if We All Are In This Game, We All Need to help Each other.

Hey RTFF Feel free to ask Bro there is always someone to help, But You make Sure You share You Experience with any girl you meet with. Remember Teamwork to help each other.

Now stay safe guys!

You're here to talk about "teamwork" and me being "rude" ?

I just went through all your 187 posts.

90 % of your posts involve you ASKING QUESTIONS, LOOKING FOR TIPS, or JUST MAKING TRIVIAL COMMENTS!

Only 10% of your posts involve some actual CONTACT you may have had with a woman, and even then the information you share is usually very limited, and confined to 2 sentences or less!

I take my life in my hands when I run the streets and scope out these motels, trailer parks and shack houses to see these girls in person.

I'm not out there just to feed information to people like you.

Sorry, man.

I don't want you on my "team".

**Tony1949** · 09-06-21 11:00

I am amazed by how many fakes and ghosts are on these two sites. I bet I texted half a dozen ladies in the past week or so. So my e replied with phone numbers and set up appointments but when it came down to meeting no answer. Even on the day and time of meeting at a place no shows? Where are all the genuine girls gone. Or are they that busy!!

**PeaceMan2** · 09-06-21 07:33

I texted her on Saturday and haven't heard a word back.

Originally Posted by Vato77 [View Original Post]

She answered a text but haven't pursued it.

**Andry** · 09-06-21 00:50

Looking to pull the Trigger, Will Appreciate If You Can tell me if you have met with any of this Providers.

Thanks Guys.

Stay Safe.

Linda.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66676045

Star.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66691370

Blonde Petite Brandon.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66687295

Shayla.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66687965

Passion Fruit.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66680514

**Vato77** · 09-05-21 22:15

Originally Posted by Andry [View Original Post]

Hey Guys I'm checking this ad I Would like to know if She's legit. She looks Good.

Have you met with Her!? Please Share your Experience. Thanks A Lot!

Stay safe.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66347482

She answered a text but haven't pursued it.

**Andry** · 09-05-21 20:05

Hey Guys I'm checking this ad I Would like to know if She's legit. She looks Good.

Have you met with Her!? Please Share your Experience. Thanks A Lot!

Stay safe.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/66347482

**Andry** · 09-05-21 19:51

That was a Rude Answer. You know what, I've been in the game A Few years sometimes I Ask the same question He Just Asked. If fine To Ask, A Good Recommendation is always Good That's part of Our teamwork To Help Us Out And Stay away out of trouble With LEO, if We All Are In This Game, We All Need to help Each other.

Hey RTFF Feel free to ask Bro there is always someone to help, But You make Sure You share You Experience with any girl you meet with. Remember Teamwork to help each other.

Now stay safe guys!

Originally Posted by ScooterBoy99 [View Original Post]

Are you kidding us, man?

That's not how this forum works. You need to RTFF - "Read the f**ing forum" . Then YOU do your homework, YOU search a girl out, and YOU tell us how it went!

**Member #6422** · 09-05-21 19:08

Yeah man, lazy SOB not willing to go read through forum pages. Heck you can even search keywords once you log in. Sifting through reports is part of the game.

Originally Posted by ScooterBoy99 [View Original Post]

I know that. I have nothing against him specifically. There are just too many people on here who just "stir up the pot" or are just "looking for freebies", while contributing nothing of substance to a "report" on an "escort". Got it guys? This is "Escort Reports".

Sometimes I feel like saying.

"Let's pretend we're in the age of the wooly mammoth.

Get a spear and go hunting.

Stop asking the women and children for handouts. ".

**Member #6370** · 09-05-21 01:58

Originally Posted by Soldat [View Original Post]

Anyone know this one?

Super hot pics.

https://adultsearch.com/florida/tamp...scorts/2144658

Her age (25) is consistent. So far I've only found two numbers listed for her. She has been in Florida for a bit. If anyone has a TER account, there are two reviews, hopefully accurate. https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...708270-359249/.

Her other phone number is in that link. Maybe search through the Orlando forum? If I had to guess, I would say she's / they're legit. But if you want DATY / BBJ, it'll probably cost you an extra 50.

https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/954-870-8270