Massage Parlor Reports

**Mitch Cor** · 09-05-21 17:22

When in doubt, always look at the hands. If their ring finger is longer than index finger, then the vast, vast majority of the time, they were born male.

Originally Posted by Moose21 [View Original Post]

One would think that after 268 reviews and 82 vouches someone would figure it out if true.

Perhaps they were thinking of Nattyohlala? A known Thai post op.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?250627-Nattyohlala

Thanks!

**Bonnaryi** · 09-05-21 17:06

Originally Posted by Moose21 [View Original Post]

One would think that after 268 reviews and 82 vouches someone would figure it out if true.

Perhaps they were thinking of Nattyohlala? A known Thai post op.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?250627-Nattyohlala

Thanks!

I made the mistake of seeing Natty a couple of years ago before they were confirmed as trans although I knew something was up as soon as I walked in the door.

**Moose21** · 09-05-21 16:58

One would think that after 268 reviews and 82 vouches someone would figure it out if true.

Perhaps they were thinking of Nattyohlala? A known Thai post op.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?250627-Nattyohlala

Thanks!

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Let me start by saying what I am about to say is 100% unsubstantiated rumor. I have no evidence and my personal experience makes the rumor very difficult to believe.

A monger I know on TNA told me that another TNA monger told him that Thai SexyPage is a ladyboy. This is not the first time I've heard a ladyboy rumor about Thai providers, but it certainly is the first time I've heard it about her.

My default position is to not believe these types of rumors. I've met her and she seemed all woman to me. But I'm sharing it here because it's being passed around the local hobby rumor mill and I'm curious about others' thoughts.

Again, this is 100% unsubstantiated rumor.

**RockyKors** · 09-05-21 15:56

I heard from the mamasan at ET that there is a new girl named Tina working there now. Does anybody on this forum have a review to share for Tina?

I have seen both Cici and Happy who are a bit on the older side and read mixed reviews for Mink. Wondering what Tina is like. Please share any info you have. Thanks.

**HH216** · 09-05-21 13:48

Met Mink. Cute girl, round face, a little chubbier than I was expecting. Overall great visit (TS, sauna, decent massage). No teasing of the boys while I was face down, but she did this thing with her tongue with her face close to Mr. Happy that I thought I was going to get a preview. More of a mental tease than a physical one. Still had the same effect on redirecting the blood flow.

A little too aggressive with the boys for my taste on the BLS, but man, what I mouth on that girl!. I wouldn't say I'm big enough to do a full DT, but she managed to take all of it. Anyone know if she allows CIM? She did a nice CFS riding session and got the job done.

I was surprised she didn't wear a face diaper, nor did she ask that I wear one. Bonus points for that. But when she did some LFK during the performance, it made more sense. Caught me off guard enough that it pushed me over the top.

$$ all in. I think I need sample more of the talent there.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 09-05-21 11:38

Originally Posted by WhatevStna [View Original Post]

How is Water Cube these days? I used to stop by several years back but got tired of haggling over $.

Was there some months ago and it was totally legit. New management.

**HarleySteve** · 09-05-21 11:15

Originally Posted by Peet0115 [View Original Post]

Anybody been to Oasis recently? They are listed as closed on RM, but driving by I saw an open neon sign. And current feedback would be great thanks.

Typical HJ place. A block south is Jasmine Spa or Eastern Wisdom with a wider menu options.

**AussieFury** · 09-05-21 11:10

Let me start by saying what I am about to say is 100% unsubstantiated rumor. I have no evidence and my personal experience makes the rumor very difficult to believe.

A monger I know on TNA told me that another TNA monger told him that Thai SexyPage is a ladyboy. This is not the first time I've heard a ladyboy rumor about Thai providers, but it certainly is the first time I've heard it about her.

My default position is to not believe these types of rumors. I've met her and she seemed all woman to me. But I'm sharing it here because it's being passed around the local hobby rumor mill and I'm curious about others' thoughts.

Again, this is 100% unsubstantiated rumor.

**WhatevStna** · 09-05-21 10:29

Originally Posted by MongerKmp [View Original Post]

I may have asked this before and I know its a long shot. I used to visit Water Cube Spa (also called Buckingham Spa) in Redmond off of 148th. A couple of providers worked there for a few years. However the ownership / management changed in summer or fall of last year and the whole staff changed as well. I wonder if anyone knew where the former providers moved to.

How is Water Cube these days? Haven't been there for ages. I never had outstanding experiences there but always decent.

**WhatevStna** · 09-05-21 10:22

Originally Posted by MongerKmp [View Original Post]

I may have asked this before and I know its a long shot. I used to visit Water Cube Spa (also called Buckingham Spa) in Redmond off of 148th. A couple of providers worked there for a few years. However the ownership / management changed in summer or fall of last year and the whole staff changed as well. I wonder if anyone knew where the former providers moved to.

How is Water Cube these days? I used to stop by several years back but got tired of haggling over $.

**Member #6209** · 09-05-21 09:40

I've seen Danielle multiple times over the years. Each session is different, unscripted. Lots of teasing which always ends with a big finish.

Late 30's MILF, FBSM+ services, no FS (at least with me).

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-FBSM-Danielle

**MongerKmp** · 09-05-21 03:55

I may have asked this before and I know its a long shot. I used to visit Water Cube Spa (also called Buckingham Spa) in Redmond off of 148th. A couple of providers worked there for a few years. However the ownership / management changed in summer or fall of last year and the whole staff changed as well. I wonder if anyone knew where the former providers moved to.

**Original703** · 09-04-21 23:15

Thanks for a thorough and diligent report. Very useful.

Originally Posted by WamSam [View Original Post]

Had to play taxi driver for a certain someone's meeting in Burien last Sunday and dropped into this place thanks to info posted on this board while waiting. Casino next door? Oh yeah. Perfect cover.

My "therapist" was Mellisa who if older than 30 would be a surprise and she is maintaining decently. Her mask never came off (more on that later. As mine shouldn't have) so, can't speak to face but she has nice eyes. Body is 5'ish foot spinner with just enough around the butt, thighs and tummy to give her a feminine, slight curvy finish to compliment a nice set of full b's with delicious, dark sensitive nips. Ratings are subjective, but she hit my "hot" factor for an AMP.

Standard split $$ for all in. Her comms are better than avg for those of us who might struggle with the eng as secondary language interactions and she has a nice / pleasant personality. Not sure if it's the shop all up or just her but lots of COVID paranoia protocol. Not knowing how things in that part of town currently are re: infection / vaccination rates, I'm not going to place judgement / rate that. It is what it is.

The non-therapeutic, less than mediocre massage that I was expecting (mainly due to this being my first CFS "real" engagement at a walk-in shop) was better than expected. While definitely not therapeutic, was decent pressure, 30 minutes and thorough on back / shoulders / arms / legs. Wasn't really there for that anyways.

The flip was honestly COVID protocol awkward (see above, not holding that as negative). A thorough disinfecting of the d and b's occurred, thankfully with witch hazel and not alcohol, followed by a round of hand sanitizeron not only my hands. Really weird mid-game TS I guess. Afterwards, the explanation that the BJ part would be forgone as I had pulled my mask off during face down time, thus hers had to stay on. Please don't make my mistake if you happen in. I missed my fav part.

The above had what little fill out warm up chub-ing I had retreat. She then proceeded to play and get me stretched out to 6"/ quarter-ish attention. Then slapped the cover on while I tried to explain it ain't ready. Not close. Which she replied "ok, you get hard", climbed on the table, straddled me flat footed and much to my surprise managed to mount my deflated, inflatable pony and ride.

COVID awkward.

But much to my humorous surprise, she was correct and the pony responded.

About 3/4 at mast I transitioned her from cg to standing mish while inserted (god I love spinners at my age. Only ones left I can pull that off with). Once in place I pulled out and spanked that box a couple times with the d which brought it to full attention. Once again, COVID protocol, as I evidently wasn't supposed to touch my "sanitized" d and she quickly pushed my hand away and reinserted.

I gave a few slow 1/2 - 3/4 insertion strokes and then went pelvic to pelvic bone deep, pushed that cervix back 3 to 4 inches and just held it. Those pretty almond eyes popped wide as saucers and finally, the "dirty talk" encouragement stopped. She through both hands over her masked mouth and just stared up at me.

Finally. Over the awkward.

Transitioned to knees on table mish and went to pound town now that the slightly wider but shallower than average box was nicely tightened up. Quiet moans and gasps with never breaking eye contact provided a fantastic cross of the finish line and an additional 5-ish minutes of pounding post my pop.

Note the comments on the box. It's a good one but one of those odd shapes. Mellisa also uses (or at least used) damn near a tube of lube. So, she might not be the best fit based on how your pony to rider compliment. As with all things, YMMV. But, I detected no odor other than lube / lube burning off and visually pretty on the outside. Also DATY off the table. Was a secondary I was hoping to go to due to my COVID protocol violation to help with warm up. Nonetheless, wasn't disappointed as I hardly ever DATY as I don't trust my fellow heathens. .

So all in all, at $$ for a not good but not bad 30 min massage, 30+ min of pounding (went 5-10 minutes over), sans BJ, plus COVID protocol awkward I'm feeling "on par".

Will I repeat? Yeah, if in area but another 35 min drive for me just for that? Same chance that I'll head to Roxbury Lanes to gamble. Just too far with closer options.

All in all, I'd repeat with Mellisa in any other situation- even with the COVID paranoia. The 30 minutes at pound town was definitely decent.

For anyone who seeks her out, she told me she is only working Sunday's till 9/15 and then 7 days a week afterwards.

**Peet0115** · 09-04-21 19:18

Anybody been to Oasis recently? They are listed as closed on RM, but driving by I saw an open neon sign. And current feedback would be great thanks.

**Jonderin** · 09-03-21 22:38

Went there to check it out. Older, overweight, not particularly attractive asian woman welcomed me.

I was hoping a young cute woman would pop out of hiding, however it appeared there was no one else there. I didn't stay.