Escort Reports

**PriscillaM** · 09-05-21 22:53

If you saw the untouchables (1986), there is a great scene where the Chicago cop finds ness being all sad on a bridge due to the treasury raid on al Capone going off about as well as the division ready brigade smoking menthols in Kabul without air support.

The cop notices that ness is armed and asks ness:

Cop: Okay, pal, why the Mohaska? - Why are you packin' the gun?

Ness: l 'm a Treasury Officer.

Cop: All right. Just remember what we talked about now.

Ness: Hey. Wait a minute! What the hell kind of police do you have in this goddamn city? You just turned your back on an armed man.

Cop: You're a Treasury officer.

Ness: I just told you l was.

Cop: Who would claim to be that, who was not?

So, on rub ratings, I apparently have a reputation. I recall this being an issue out of town a few years ago, when I tried to hook up with a Nubian. She said that my number came up as a guy who shorted girls and who was crazy. I was so desperate, I texted her my work information so she could verify me from an email. I went over to her place, she looked like that Sherman guy from the Seattle seahawks. But I was there and she started massaging me and after a bit said she was down to fuck and was willing to do it raw. I was not. So she found a hat, we fucked, but due to her girth, it would have taken a semester at sea for me to spit in the bag. So she blew me after a wild fuck chamber session and I nutted ridiculously hard all over her. She was impressed, she even introduced me to her five year old kid. The kid was literally running a 103 fever, and for all I know I was patient zero for corona.

So, I did not think much of my reputation given that a girl fucked me for 150 (this was out of town and years ago) and let me literally splash her with a backorder worse than ford or gm.

Anyhow, I am on the rub and a girl texts me back that I threaten to call the cops on girls and she wants references. I sent her some references, but she never texted back.

Are these girls or their pimps that stupid to believe that a monger would call the po po? I mean, how does that even work, you come over and then you say if you do not fuck me I will call the police? And then if the girl refuses, you call 911 and say, hey, this girl will not fuck me for 200? Are the police supposed to negotiate for you? Or do they just laugh like they found out about how the 25th amendment works. I guess I need a new number or we need to put some iq points in that vaccine.

**Jincs89** · 09-05-21 20:22

Originally Posted by BadInfluence [View Original Post]

She's on twitter, and has her email address there. Have you tried reaching out directly?

I try to dm her on Instagram she like my comment I left but no reply on mesg I don't want to make a onlyfan account just to ask her that been wanting to see this women for years LOL.

**DaddyChill** · 09-05-21 18:53

Originally Posted by HotManGuy [View Original Post]

Hello all! Was just browsing through some sites and found this gal:

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/LoveMonica

Was wondering if anyone has any experience with her? Is she as easy to get ahold of as the reviews say and is she as good as people are saying?

Any info would be great! Thanks!

Edit: Also VietDreams is back apparently. Can anyone confirm this?

Can't go wrong with Monica. Great DFK and amazing BBBJ. She likes to use this lube that gives an extra sensation when she goes down on you and its just sensory overload. MSOG in the hour so not to worry if you pop early. She's a MILF approaching gilf but her body is still great. Her photos are her just slightly touched up.

**HotManGuy** · 09-05-21 16:05

Hello all! Was just browsing through some sites and found this gal:

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/LoveMonica

Was wondering if anyone has any experience with her? Is she as easy to get ahold of as the reviews say and is she as good as people are saying?

Any info would be great! Thanks!

Edit: Also VietDreams is back apparently. Can anyone confirm this?

**Bad Influence** · 09-05-21 08:19

Originally Posted by Jincs89 [View Original Post]

If Anyone can help me out would really appreciate it I will be visiting Cali for a couple of weeks and I'm bringing shit load of money I'm base in Ny I was wondering if anyone can help me out here I know literally every porn star lives in Cali I wanted to take this off my bucket list wanted to pay a visit to Kianna Dior I'm not sure if she still doing escorts I remember a couple years back her ad was up on Eros but I think she stop doing them or idk can anyone help me out if she is how can I reach her I try email and I never got a response.

She's on twitter, and has her email address there. Have you tried reaching out directly?

**Jincs89** · 09-04-21 17:04

If Anyone can help me out would really appreciate it I will be visiting Cali for a couple of weeks and I'm bringing shit load of money I'm base in Ny I was wondering if anyone can help me out here I know literally every porn star lives in Cali I wanted to take this off my bucket list wanted to pay a visit to Kianna Dior I'm not sure if she still doing escorts I remember a couple years back her ad was up on Eros but I think she stop doing them or idk can anyone help me out if she is how can I reach her I try email and I never got a response.

**PriscillaM** · 09-02-21 12:53

Pretty sure this is the "madeleine" gal who is nuts. She claims she is stalked by vampires, that trump is still president, and that all Asian women are ages 36-40.

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/2513019

**PriscillaM** · 09-02-21 12:48

This one has been living and jerking off guys in the same apartment since carmello was shooting that same shitty jumper in 8th grade.

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/1999707

She is just plaint nasty about it. She could actually look good with make up. She does the job with her hair in a manbun, in the rattiest sweat pants you will ever find, and with a resting ***** face that would make a provaxxer proud.

**PriscillaM** · 09-02-21 12:46

A few have been asking about this one.

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...y-rubs/1211732

I saw her pre-covid, pre-Biden, pre-joggers in a trick pad in the valley.

I am surprised she says she is 52 in the ad. She does seem younger.

It would appear she has found a way to have Jack Daniels go with her cornflakes. She was sweaty drunk and almost could not get me off. It was 180 or 200 then, and since, apparently, she is Down to Fuck.

If you do not mind having to go to a car wash after to get her fluids off you, and you are forgiving about looks (she is ok and fuckable) and her mild form of delusional insanity. Go for it. Again, unclear if 250 gets your hot rod in her garage.

**AlrightYesPlea** · 09-01-21 21:39

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

How was she?

She was a little older than her pictures but overall she was great. Great DFK / BBJ action and didn't clock watch. Would recommend.

**BoulderBoy** · 09-01-21 20:31

Originally Posted by AlrightYesPlea [View Original Post]

About to meet up with her today, if anyone else has any experience with her let me know here or PM, thanks. https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kendra-d...angeles-337599.

How was she?

**PriscillaM** · 09-01-21 16:13

I am having a serious case of anhedonia. You can look that up. But all the mongering options out there are for shit:

1. Westside massage. I do not like bovine Latinas. So the place next to target or the place at Sm and Centinela are no good. Goldfinger is really ridiculous with the shrieking staff and inconsistent Bush maintenance.

2. Humaniplex. I do not like drug addicts and tattoos. I like giving shitty reviews. I also like hearing about guys bare backing girls. I do not like my information being handed over to LEO. Hx is not for me.

3. private delights. I have major problems being able to ejaculate with a fat fuck. Actually, I can't. Also, I do not need to learn a girl with an ad in Santa Monica is in fact in Norwalk. Fuck that.

4. escort alligator. Is every girl on that site unable to respond to a text in the same week.

5. Rubratings. Passable, but the inventory is for shit right now.

6. Templeofbliss. The new girls look like non pros. I want a pro handling my cock.

7. Ktown / sweet photoshopped gems / Asians in heat. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I have an Asian moistie working for me and she wears ridiculously inappropriate clothing. She is Korean, she could get a grand from me to fuck her. I simply can't shower with a photoshopped granny. Let alone put my dick in her.

8. Russians. Some of the girls on Crystallangels, etc. Are not even deserving of my dick.

**AlrightYesPlea** · 08-31-21 18:28

Erica: https://www.eros.com/california/los_...339.htm?cat=19.

Or.

Breezybrittney: https://www.eros.com/california/los_...614.htm?cat=19.

I tried setting up an appointment with them and they flaked. Anyone else had any luck? Thanks.

**Jedi69** · 08-31-21 14:55

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

I almost saw her earlier on the east coast but she couldn't fulfill my time spot due to emergency (LOL)?

Google Davina Fayette.

Yeah that did not surprise me at all. If there's anyone here who would be close to banging that dime I knew it would be you.

**HowdyDoody32** · 08-31-21 12:11

Originally Posted by SFVsag [View Original Post]

Did you find out what's allowed and not allowed?

Hell no LOL! After replying back over 24 hours later with that menu, no! I would have gone if she replied sooner and with better prices. There are other midgets that come around LA every now and then. I can wait. Hmmm... just noticed her ads on listcrawler have disappeared and thanks to Sam for the Bitty info (didn't see that earlier lol damn she's got reviews from dating 8 years back)! Her instagram does have a recent pic that says meetups in Gardena.