Escort Reports

**PetShopMan** · 07-14-21 08:35

Originally Posted by LordByron222 [View Original Post]

Texted with her:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...scorts/1679559

Looked too good to be true. Texts were short, offered qv greek for 1. 2 (what? It's that scene from Reservoir Dogs, I should listened to my gut, but if it's real, then it's tie stick.

So I decided to get close, check it out. Drove to a street near airport, looked like kinda nice government funded housing kinda thing. The front door locked, had codes, so she had to come down and let me in.

Dudes are going in and out, I'm just standing there, starting to freak out. This can't be where they do a sting, right? No fucking way. But the longer she takes, the more my brain is screaming 'Get the fuck out of here".

So I did. She was calling and texting me before I even got the car going. "Come back baby, WTF? I'll make it worth your while" I was only on the 405 before I wrote back "Sorry. ".

Tried to get Heather Harlot to wrestle me and calm my nerves but she's not picking up rn.

I bet it was fine, but fuck it, better safe than sorry.

If it doesn't feel right don't do it. That gut feeling has saved my ass so many times.

**Flytoeat** · 07-13-21 23:35

Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]

The relevant questions are:

1. do you like Asian chicks?

2. are you willing to shell out for a humaniplex account?

Honestly the scene in LA isn't great.

Korean agencies are probably the best value but you are dealing with bait and switch providers who have crappy English and you are probably contributing to human trafficking. Some indies are good but quality and services are a crapshoot, and LA is full of GPS. The most unique thing about SoCal is you can bang porn stars if you're willing to part with $500-1500 and submit to lots of prescreening.

Thanks for the info. Much appreciate it. Skinny / Fit Asian, White, or Latino are preferred. So, any legit recommendations would be great (if any). In the meantime, I'll think about possibly taking advantage of unique SoCal's porn if I feel like shelling an avg of $1,000. Again, thanks.

**PriscillaM** · 07-13-21 23:19

Originally Posted by Pmanhere [View Original Post]

Did you by any chance cum those 3 liters of cum inside of her? Is she BBFS friendly?

She was also known as jolie amour, then kashmere. From the reviews I re-read, it is just massage with active contact. She does not even blow you, but teases it.

I do not recall ever seeing FS be on the menu.

She does play led zeppelin if that is your thing. So none of the enya shit.

She was well liked because I think it was 120 for a full hour of hand to gland and the massage was minimal and there was no rush.

I am thinking of going back because the Russian was so fun, but I just recall her body and her tats making me feel like I just ate 75 Nathan's hot dogs in an eating competition and was invited to a curry dinner. I was just kind of sickened by that image, and that was 12 years ago when her body was just about to go into the abyss.

**HapaBoy86** · 07-13-21 21:55

Originally Posted by Pmanhere [View Original Post]

Did you by any chance cum those 3 liters of cum inside of her? Is she BBFS friendly?

No, she is not BBFS.

**Pmanhere** · 07-13-21 21:17

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Oh fuck. This gal was a total ride.

https://www.thatmall.com/kashmere/

She has TER reviews back to 2003, with more in the 2002-2014 era.

She has these fake tits that literally I think I came about 3 litres of cum between back in the day.

She has to be 50.

Did you by any chance cum those 3 liters of cum inside of her? Is she BBFS friendly?

**LordByron222** · 07-13-21 18:59

Texted with her:

https://adultsearch.com/california/l...scorts/1679559

Looked too good to be true. Texts were short, offered qv greek for 1. 2 (what? It's that scene from Reservoir Dogs, I should listened to my gut, but if it's real, then it's tie stick.

So I decided to get close, check it out. Drove to a street near airport, looked like kinda nice government funded housing kinda thing. The front door locked, had codes, so she had to come down and let me in.

Dudes are going in and out, I'm just standing there, starting to freak out. This can't be where they do a sting, right? No fucking way. But the longer she takes, the more my brain is screaming 'Get the fuck out of here".

So I did. She was calling and texting me before I even got the car going. "Come back baby, WTF? I'll make it worth your while" I was only on the 405 before I wrote back "Sorry. ".

Tried to get Heather Harlot to wrestle me and calm my nerves but she's not picking up rn.

I bet it was fine, but fuck it, better safe than sorry.

**PriscillaM** · 07-13-21 15:38

Oh fuck. This gal was a total ride.

https://www.thatmall.com/kashmere/

She has TER reviews back to 2003, with more in the 2002-2014 era.

She has these fake tits that literally I think I came about 3 litres of cum between back in the day.

She has to be 50.

**Llak1** · 07-13-21 13:51

Does anyone have any experience with this lady?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...geles/64464871

**NeedaBBBJCIM** · 07-13-21 01:03

Yeah not a fan of most. My own peeps doing it to their own peeps and kind etc and always comparing it to nothing or different. Over the years I prefer independents but so very tough to find and keep here in SoCal unless you got some good money or in a certain scene etc etc. Got to keep looking as once in a while you will find some.

Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]

The relevant questions are:

1. do you like Asian chicks?

2. are you willing to shell out for a humaniplex account?

Honestly the scene in LA isn't great.

Korean agencies are probably the best value but you are dealing with bait and switch providers who have crappy English and you are probably contributing to human trafficking. Some indies are good but quality and services are a crapshoot, and LA is full of GPS. The most unique thing about SoCal is you can bang porn stars if you're willing to part with $500-1500 and submit to lots of prescreening.

**SmallWeinerGuy** · 07-12-21 18:22

Originally Posted by Flytoeat [View Original Post]

Hi,

New here. And to this adventure.

I've been trying to navigate through the process and thought I seek words of wisdom from veterans out there.

The biggest challenge for me is finding out who is legit and who is not. For example, one of the posts here listed about 50 URLs (not sure of number, but it was a lot) where I may be able to hook up with a lady. E. G, agencies, massage.

I'll be travelling to LA in August and looking to hookup. DFK, mish, doggie, etc. I'll be staying in one of the LAX hotels (Sheraton, Marriott, or Westin most likely). Any suggestions / recommendations? Process or actual ladies. Sounds like 250-400/ hr is in the ballpark for an outcall.

Thanks in advance.

The relevant questions are:

1. do you like Asian chicks?

2. are you willing to shell out for a humaniplex account?

Honestly the scene in LA isn't great.

Korean agencies are probably the best value but you are dealing with bait and switch providers who have crappy English and you are probably contributing to human trafficking. Some indies are good but quality and services are a crapshoot, and LA is full of GPS. The most unique thing about SoCal is you can bang porn stars if you're willing to part with $500-1500 and submit to lots of prescreening.

**PriscillaM** · 07-12-21 15:02

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/122589

This one is a Venice oldie. Prolly going on 3 years from that shitty building across from the whole foods.

I saw her and was astounded that I paid, I think, 250 for a massage from a sweaty older Persian gal.

Her tits were sweating.

It was pretty sweaty.

It was very bad.

Now she wants 350.

If I find the muther fuckers who are paying this, well, let's just say, they better hope they are wearing a cup.

**Flytoeat** · 07-12-21 13:06

Hi,

New here. And to this adventure.

I've been trying to navigate through the process and thought I seek words of wisdom from veterans out there.

The biggest challenge for me is finding out who is legit and who is not. For example, one of the posts here listed about 50 URLs (not sure of number, but it was a lot) where I may be able to hook up with a lady. E. G, agencies, massage.

I'll be travelling to LA in August and looking to hookup. DFK, mish, doggie, etc. I'll be staying in one of the LAX hotels (Sheraton, Marriott, or Westin most likely). Any suggestions / recommendations? Process or actual ladies. Sounds like 250-400/ hr is in the ballpark for an outcall.

Thanks in advance.

**PriscillaM** · 07-11-21 18:39

It is rare that negative reviews on that other site list looks as an 8 and service as a 2.

Rarer still is that it is unanimous among 6 reviews.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/183105

This one apparently wants the money when you step in and upsells it all.

**PriscillaM** · 07-11-21 15:12

I have a prediction.

In the next 60 days, this one will have 30 five star reviews on PD.

Not one will point out that she is fat, overpriced, and homely.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ca/Ohlalarenee

I have not seen her, but I broke my word and looked at PD. What an abortion.

**PriscillaM** · 07-09-21 11:45

https://www.thatmall.com/stacy/

This one is a stay away. Cold as a plumbing contractor's ass in osh kosh Wisconsin and in it for only the money, without concern for monger satisfaction.

Has some bad reviews on the other review site.