Massage Parlor Reports

[Meshugga]

Lulu is a little crazy and loves to put her finger up in your nether region as she strokes you. A BBBJ from her was never offered to me but I'd take it of course.

She of course will enter your nether region without gloves on. But when it comes time to massage your feet, she puts on gloves. Where is it she thinks my feet have been?

[MongerMan37]

Has anyone tried this? Is it worth it? I've noticed noticed some spas listing it. Paired with a legit massage it seems like it could actually be good for your body.

[Mr Plumber]

I hadn't been in their area in years and had the chance to drive by yesterday. Well. Imagine that. It's not Lambert Accu anymore. I hope the new tenant bleached the holy hell out of every vertical and flat surface in that building before moving in. Heck, some of you young, super-healthy prostate lads probably soiled some ceiling tiles in there as well. A lot of fun times in there mixed with some awful ones. Ahhhhh. The good old days.

So, taking a flyer these GILFs are 1) Still alive and 2) Still participating in this pasttime, anybody know where they ended up? Maybe they teamed-up with Yumida in Highland? Nah. That would make too much logical sense and logic is not generously applied in this realm.

Just wondering out loud. Carry-on firing volley's with those pea-shooters ya' got, gents.

[Hyarusa]

Came by here the other day, my first time out in a while. I called ahead and requested Azul based on the IG photos. Now I know the photos aren't real, but when I select a blonde girl I don't expect dark skin and an afro. I asked her name just in case there was a mix-up, and she said it was Azul, so I guess that's her. Red flag #1, major bait and switch, but like I said, it had been a while, so I rolled with it. She asked for $120 up front, red flag #2, but I had been drinking and was determined LOL so I rolled with that, too.

There was essentially no massage, nuru or otherwise. A little spreading of oil, a little rubbing her tits on me from the side of the table, then the flip. HJ was okay, but mechanical, I finished and was out the door in around 15 minutes. The whole thing was disappointing, and I would not repeat with her. But to the guy a couple posts down looking for a black provider, check out the blondes on 109's IG LOL.

[Stockholm]

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To the forum, I'm sorry I missed this yesterday, I had a non covid flu and wasn't at my best.

To the asshole who posted it, I guess when I told you I would ban you if you posted racist shit like this again you thought it was a joke.

Sure, the "momasan" told you that.

Fuck off

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[ThickDickSith]

Hey, just wondering if anybody knows of a black provider. I've seen lots of white, asian and Latina providers but I'm looking did a black provider. If you know of any, hit me up.

[Fe Maiden]

LuLu at SOC massage in LH spontaneously gave me one 2-3 years ago. She's still there, but I haven't been able to talk her into it. She's a bit crazy though, so maybe one of these days.

Lulu is a little crazy and loves to put her finger up in your nether region as she strokes you. A BBBJ from her was never offered to me but I'd take it of course.

[BigFish999]

Hi guys, I am a 6 years monger, and I've already tried lots of HJ and BJ from CA, lots of FS in TJ and in other countries I had 3 gals at the same time.

All that said I am looking for some Ero experiences, a mixture between relaxation in life and teasing from a provider that cares, doesn't need to be HJ, it can be an exotic smile, a massage on the butchicks or stomach, or just making Jr go up.

I experienced this with a 45 yo Gal from Latin America, I paid her 2 hours and between chatting she used to massage my stomach and didn't pull back when Jr lifted the towel, then she moved to my head and then to my legs and again Jr up, in the 2 hours Jr was up like 5 times, I swear if she had touched it I will finish with the first touch. DO YOU GUYS RECOMMEND ANYWHERE IN CA SIMILAR TO THAT?

[RedRoddddd]

Anybody know where Blue Tide Cindy ran off to? This is a PG-13 sister spa of 6 Star. Seems they cut the pay or benefits and the best ladies here have left for greener pastures, and I need some. Milk. Forever grateful for the info shared here.

Good night.

[RedRoddddd]

Add Dominican Republic to that list.

On a more budget friendly note, just take a road trip to Phoenix. Your AMP money goes a lot further there. I know a couple places in Phoenix where for the same $. 6 you'd spend at an AMP here, you get a table shower with rimming, BBBJ, multi-position FS, and 9 times out of 10 some of the other talent "introduces themselves" at some point during your service. I've had girls come in and play with my balls and let me feel her up while my main provider had my junk in her mouth, just to say hello and hope that I ask for her next time. I've had girls stick their hand down my pants in the hallway and let me have a quick taste of a nipple while I was on my way out the door. One time I had my main girl sucking me off, one girl sucking my nipples and letting me stick a finger in, and a third girl licking my balls all at the same time. The the other two were just bonus. I. e. They weren't busy and were hoping I'd take the upsell and pay for all of them or at very least come back and see them later. That's rare but it happens and I've heard reports of it happening to other guys too. It's like the wild west out there.

I had that happen in Fullerton once. There were six of them. Scared the sh*t out of me. California girls are the best, why fly across the country or the world when we have Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Chilean, Colombianas and Mexicana beauties right here?

[Edward Appleby]

No it doesn't. But I take your point.

Nearly, 720 bucks RT from SFO, 755 RT from lax

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You can't just fly to BKK for any rate unless that's your stop on the way to a one-week sandbox quarantine in Phuket. (So add the transfer and a week's stay at a quarantine hotel to that rate.) After that, you're free to go back to BKK and actually. Go to Bangkok. Assuming you're vaccinated.

Once there, well, the bars, massage parlors, and soapies, etc. Are all closed. Can you find girls? Sure. It's Thailand after all. But you might end up spending more time fishing girls off of Sukhumvit or off of the two well-know websites for outcall to your room. Not necessarily a bad thing. The rules for girls visiting your hotel in Phuket or BKK are still unclear. But yeah, you can still find girls.

This Phuket "sandbox" opens July 1. I intend to wait a month or two and avoid being on the bleeding edge of this. The rules are changing daily and only a fool would make hard plans that depend on the Thai government.

Anyway, just clarifying. No, you can't just fly off to Bangkok for $600 as an alternative to silly costs here. Not today anyway. Same goes for Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines, .

I'm aware of the Sandbox, I used to spend 3 months a year in BKK. I've got a really good friend who's very active on the ISG that has been telling me availability of pussy is great and prices are back to 1990's levels. It's moved to the internet so the ease (and expense) of Soi Cowboy days is over. Same same soapy places, I will mourn the passing of addict massage till my dying day if they don't return, but he says shit loads of chicks are available.

The US 720 fare was in November. Fingers crossed though I wouldn't be surprised if it's still closed.

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[GreenStream]

Add Dominican Republic to that list.

On a more budget friendly note, just take a road trip to Phoenix. Your AMP money goes a lot further there. I know a couple places in Phoenix where for the same $. 6 you'd spend at an AMP here, you get a table shower with rimming, BBBJ, multi-position FS, and 9 times out of 10 some of the other talent "introduces themselves" at some point during your service. I've had girls come in and play with my balls and let me feel her up while my main provider had my junk in her mouth, just to say hello and hope that I ask for her next time. I've had girls stick their hand down my pants in the hallway and let me have a quick taste of a nipple while I was on my way out the door. One time I had my main girl sucking me off, one girl sucking my nipples and letting me stick a finger in, and a third girl licking my balls all at the same time. The the other two were just bonus. I. e. They weren't busy and were hoping I'd take the upsell and pay for all of them or at very least come back and see them later. That's rare but it happens and I've heard reports of it happening to other guys too. It's like the wild west out there.

WOW! Which places?

[Grimmy23]

Hello,

I have been reading all the reports and comments on this forum for quite a while now and noticed that there are very rare discussion about their experience from massage parlor posted in Bedpage sites. I was looking for any review of any massage parlor posted on the Bedpage as some seems looks l legit and no clue on how much will cost me and does it offer FS.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Escorts

Thank you,

Rdq009.

Bedpage is a combination of MPs and private providers. It's pretty easy to tell which is which. Almost 100% of the time of you text them asking for info they will text back with rates. For MPs in the area, expect $40 or $50 house fee plus a tip to the provider if anywhere from $60 - $140 depending on the place and what you want. PM me if you want to know more.

[Grimmy23]

Anyone try Brenda at Havana? Her pic looks real good but don't know if it will be accurate.

They don't use actual pictures of the girls, but the pictures they use are close representations of what the girls look like. They do a pretty good job of matching. I've never had Brenda but I've never seen an ugly girl there. They're all usually young and hot.

[Meshugga]

In almost 30 years of mongering I've had maybe 5 or 6 BBBJs. By BBBJ I mean to completion. I've had plenty of others put it in their mouth for like a minute, but I don't really count those. For BBBJ+CIM, I've had that maybe 2 or 3 times in the US (used to get them all the time in Japan and other Asian countries, but this is the OC thread so I won't elaborate). BBBJ+CIM+Swallow: I've literally never had that happen. It's luck of the draw here. A lot of the time when you get a girl to agree to it here she will suck on it for 1 or 2 minutes and finish by hand.

My last BBBJ here was with Rose at Nirvana, but as I posted earlier I'm not a big fan of hers for a lot of different reasons. She will definitely do it though. I had another one at a little place in Downey (at Lakewood and Gardendale) but from reading other reviews after my initial post on that place, it seems that I got incredibly lucky (and I got BBBJCIM there). Others didn't get the experience I had.

It's very much a YMMV, luck of the draw thing.

Back in the day, Kimberly at Ortega in SJC was my favorite. OK looking, but after a great massage she would undress down to just her panties, apply some nice rimming then a BBBJCIM. Every time.

Pre-Covid I could get BBBJCIM at TOE, but now with the change of ownership, no luck. LuLu at SOC massage in LH spontaneously gave me one 2-3 years ago. She's still there, but I haven't been able to talk her into it. She's a bit crazy though, so maybe one of these days.