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**Monger699** · 07-01-21 00:48

Originally Posted by CreamFire [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this chick? She looks delicious!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/HarleyXO

3 ratings since May. Looks meh. Did you reach out to the guys that rated her?

**CreamFire** · 06-30-21 23:37

Anyone seen this chick? She looks delicious!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/HarleyXO

**Eponymously** · 06-30-21 23:12

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/JourdanNeale

Saw Jourdan last week at her incall in LA. She either got booted off Hx or self ejected after being harassed by the usual drama queens. She is still active on Pure Demon. Of course an opportunity like this was not to be missed and I knew the loss of Hx business can be parlayed to my advantage, and I was able to negotiate an awesome menu-rate for a great date! If you like the Blonde Barbie look you won't be disappointed. Her body is tanned, toned, with large boobs, small waist, and bubble butt. Not sure if her hair is real or extensions but they go down to her hot ass. I loved how she had to keep her hair away from my dick during BBBJ. Speaking of which this chick really excels at sucking dick. Spent a lot of time doing 69 and her pussy was fresh and sweet. She was really horny and DTF when I saw her last week. I haven't pounded a pussy this hard in a long time. I mean balls deep and slammed so hard even my pelvis hurt. You can see in one pic when I pulled out the large gaping pussy hole I created from really punishing that kitty.

Jourdan is off Hx? That sucks, I really enjoyed my time with her. I didn't see anymore of her ads and just assumed she wasn't coming through SFV / SGV area anymore. Her incall is in WLA I guess?

**KPMurse** · 06-30-21 20:37

Originally Posted by CreamFire [View Original Post]

As promised here's a review. She is the girl in the picture. Petite body just how I like with really soft skin. Really nice vibe and super chill. Really good mouth to mouth with lots of tongue and saliva swapping. I had a feeling her oral skills would be great, but turned out to be one of the most amazing popsicle sucking experience I've had in a while. It was just like xxx movies. Lots of spit and not shy showing her saliva dripping and hanging from her mouth to my popsicle. She left so much saliva it literally felt like my popsicle was melting in her mouth. It was AMAZING! I literally would have been happy just melting in her mouth but had to experience all of her. As usual, tip will get you mileage. Only disappointment was the popsicle was only allowed to melt outside.

Had anyone else seen her? Planning to see her, and ill add my review, but a heads up would be great.

**JackRabbitSlim** · 06-30-21 18:57

Originally Posted by ToroTomorrow [View Original Post]

I get that chicks love more money obviously but I don't see how tipping will get you more mileage unless you're a regular and she expects the tip from you OR you give her the full payment + tip when you meet before even getting into the action. Which I understand is taboo. I did that when starting off.

The use of the word "will" is probably not a good one. For most of the girls, there really is no way to tell if they will or won't do something with you personally before you get with them. Thus the phrase, YMMV. She may do something for one person and not for another. Of course there are those that will do things for all based upon donation, that proves the rule, and the word "will" does apply. Those ladies I personally avoid tho. Don't want a girl that will do things with just anyone.

**Jedi69** · 06-30-21 16:30

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/JourdanNeale

Saw Jourdan last week at her incall in LA. She either got booted off Hx or self ejected after being harassed by the usual drama queens. She is still active on Pure Demon. Of course an opportunity like this was not to be missed and I knew the loss of Hx business can be parlayed to my advantage, and I was able to negotiate an awesome menu-rate for a great date! If you like the Blonde Barbie look you won't be disappointed. Her body is tanned, toned, with large boobs, small waist, and bubble butt. Not sure if her hair is real or extensions but they go down to her hot ass. I loved how she had to keep her hair away from my dick during BBBJ. Speaking of which this chick really excels at sucking dick. Spent a lot of time doing 69 and her pussy was fresh and sweet. She was really horny and DTF when I saw her last week. I haven't pounded a pussy this hard in a long time. I mean balls deep and slammed so hard even my pelvis hurt. You can see in one pic when I pulled out the large gaping pussy hole I created from really punishing that kitty.

I tried hard to convince her. Scratch that. I pathetically begged Jourdan to let me rawdog her but no can do. Strictly CFS only. However, I made sure not to waste my deposit in the bag, so I pulled out and shoved my bare dick back in her mouth and she sucked me so hard and so sloppy she didn't even notice I squirted a full load in her mouth because she just kept on sucking and sucking. Man it felt so good! I finally tapped out because my cock got super sensitive. One of the best sessions I have had in a long time with a blonde, maybe except for cute blonde MILF Kira when she did outcall to my OC hotel a couple of weeks ago.

Highly recommended. Enjoy the screenshots.

**FA20D** · 06-29-21 19:01

Originally Posted by Ofeelie [View Original Post]

Add to that less than stellar reviews makes it a hard pass.

I saw her years ago when she first started. She's good looking, but she was sorta dead fish and she was on the rag which grossed me out.

Still managed to finish though LOL.

**Santooki** · 06-29-21 15:06

Originally Posted by ToroTomorrow [View Original Post]

I get that chicks love more money obviously but I don't see how tipping will get you more mileage unless you're a regular and she expects the tip from you OR you give her the full payment + tip when you meet before even getting into the action. Which I understand is taboo. I did that when starting off.

I believe he's implying an upcharge for additional services, so that's probably negotiated in person.

**Toro Tomorrow** · 06-29-21 13:44

Originally Posted by CreamFire [View Original Post]

As promised here's a review. She is the girl in the picture. Petite body just how I like with really soft skin. Really nice vibe and super chill. Really good mouth to mouth with lots of tongue and saliva swapping. I had a feeling her oral skills would be great, but turned out to be one of the most amazing popsicle sucking experience I've had in a while. It was just like xxx movies. Lots of spit and not shy showing her saliva dripping and hanging from her mouth to my popsicle. She left so much saliva it literally felt like my popsicle was melting in her mouth. It was AMAZING! I literally would have been happy just melting in her mouth but had to experience all of her. As usual, tip will get you mileage. Only disappointment was the popsicle was only allowed to melt outside.

I get that chicks love more money obviously but I don't see how tipping will get you more mileage unless you're a regular and she expects the tip from you OR you give her the full payment + tip when you meet before even getting into the action. Which I understand is taboo. I did that when starting off.

**KPMurse** · 06-29-21 12:43

Originally Posted by CreamFire [View Original Post]

As promised here's a review. She is the girl in the picture. Petite body just how I like with really soft skin. Really nice vibe and super chill. Really good mouth to mouth with lots of tongue and saliva swapping. I had a feeling her oral skills would be great, but turned out to be one of the most amazing popsicle sucking experience I've had in a while. It was just like xxx movies. Lots of spit and not shy showing her saliva dripping and hanging from her mouth to my popsicle. She left so much saliva it literally felt like my popsicle was melting in her mouth. It was AMAZING! I literally would have been happy just melting in her mouth but had to experience all of her. As usual, tip will get you mileage. Only disappointment was the popsicle was only allowed to melt outside.

Superb review! Thank you!

I just have to decide on Daisy, or BaileyB. Decisions, decisions.

**RideHard** · 06-29-21 11:25

Originally Posted by KoolKeith323 [View Original Post]

Any information on this plump butterball Turkey?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Layla.Loves.Wild

Use to see her a lot about 7 yrs ago. Always had a good time GFE then. Don't know if things have changed.

**CreamFire** · 06-29-21 00:56

As promised here's a review. She is the girl in the picture. Petite body just how I like with really soft skin. Really nice vibe and super chill. Really good mouth to mouth with lots of tongue and saliva swapping. I had a feeling her oral skills would be great, but turned out to be one of the most amazing popsicle sucking experience I've had in a while. It was just like xxx movies. Lots of spit and not shy showing her saliva dripping and hanging from her mouth to my popsicle. She left so much saliva it literally felt like my popsicle was melting in her mouth. It was AMAZING! I literally would have been happy just melting in her mouth but had to experience all of her. As usual, tip will get you mileage. Only disappointment was the popsicle was only allowed to melt outside.

**KPMurse** · 06-28-21 20:10

Originally Posted by CreamFire [View Original Post]

Any Intel on this chick before I see her tonight? If not, I'll post my review later tonight. Can never go wrong with a QOD chick.

Please report back. I'm planning to see her too.

**CreamFire** · 06-28-21 15:12

Any Intel on this chick before I see her tonight? If not, I'll post my review later tonight. Can never go wrong with a QOD chick.

**Bigjohnrm** · 06-28-21 13:55

I typically see k-girls but would like to break that cycle every once in a while. Wondering anyone's recent opinion on Mellie: https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/4155 ? I have read thru a majority of posts and know she can be a dead fish and she will not take care of me like a girl but she allows C I A which is something I never get to do with Kgirls. I know, I'll have to give her visit to truly know and even then it's always YMMV. Thank you in advance!

B J.